Greeting and salutations my fellow bloggers. I’m delighted that you all have gotten to know my sister Puddles. She is most certainly a handful and by the way, do not take her advice or tips because they will usually cause you harm or get you put on restrictions.
Today, I would like to take the opportunity to share with you all something that is very special to me. It is my special place. It may just be the corner of the couch but it is still all mine.
It is special because it makes it much easier to view approaching intruders or any other objects from the animal kingdom that are on the restricted list. And, all who dwells in our home know my special place is off limits. It is not for my sisters, my human kid, or my mom and dad to occupy at any time.
Never mind, forget this whole post existed. I guess nothing belongs to me anymore since the demon dog moved in.
But for what it's worth I love her and will protect her no matter how much trouble she causes.
And to begin your weekend off I will leave you with a vintage photo from Puddles puppy days.
Puddles will resume her regular posting on Monday with some more demonic tips I'm sure.
Disturbing Neighbor News: P Doggie here to bring you an infomurshul. See, I told ya’ll Albert was BOOOOORING. Anyway, I wanted to lets ya’ll know I think me and Frankie Flirter has da same neighbors. Not reallt, but anything is possible in my world. Last nite our neighbors Pitt got missing and as of this morning her has not returned. Mum went to talk to Mrs. Neighbor last nite, I guess to see if hers could help. Mum came back all
pissed off upset cuz her found out Miss Pitt was identificationless, no microchip, nor a collar, and her still has all of her female parts. And here is the doozy fur da day…her has never had a rabies shot. Mum tried to tell Mrs. Neighbor her needed to call da Humane Society and Animal Control furst thing in da morning to see if they haves her doggie. Well Mrs. Neighbor told mum she couldn’ts call cuz (1) hers had t work and (2) she will be fined fur having an unregistered doggie. This thinking just blows my mind. Oh it gets better though. Mr. Neighbor said if Miss Pitt comes back prego he don’t want her back. Huh???? Also, Miss Pitt has never evers in her whole entire life been to da vet…so I guess her not on heartworm preventative either. So, if anybuddy sees a really sweet hyper brindle Pitt DON’T SEND HER HOME!
Now this is The End