Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Update

Hellos there my luverlies, I is heres to bring you an update
in my ripped leg saga...lucky fur ya'll I has no fotos.
(only cuz mum gets da hibbiejibbies lookin' at my wound)
 
Well, I is gettin' all betters afters my leg gotted mutilated then gots
an infection, then I throws up all my meds and foodables.
then on anudder I decided to throws me up some bile.
I is good nows.
So much dat I has even jumped on da couch (mum bouts beat da tar out
of me), I has been wantin' to go back on my walks, and has
even tried to play "I Dead You" withs brudder Albert.
I still has a hole in my leg and it has gotten a tad bigger but
it ain't no big deal cuz I is gonna live anyways.
 
Nows everybuddies question is how da hell do I do dis...
my hoomans think I done it on some rolled up
fence dat was stored underneath our porch.
But dats just not da case...I was fightin' off a big ass coyote.
You should has been heres to sees what I done to dat coyote.
Him haded to go to da vet too.
 
Anyways, I is on da mend and I wants to thank all ya'll fur
da comments, emails, and phone calls, and love.
Ya'll just really don't knows how much we has appreciated it.
I just loves ya'll to pieces...I loves beer too.
 
Nows I will be back next week cuz mum says dis week has
been shot to hell...courtesy of moi.
 
Puddles...still withs d battle wound from hell