Monday, February 25, 2013


Well, look who it is...ME!
I ain't gonna mention any names but somebuddy
hasn't been holdin' up to their end of da deal withs my bloggie
and has not posted fur me because she claims she can't type.
(dat is da biggest prerequisite for havin' a blog)
NOR, has hers taken any decent fotos of me.

Dis is all I has...
...and it is pathetic.
Doesn't nearly capture my beauty as I would like.

Da unmentionable hooman has been complainin' bouts a silly elbow.
So if anybuddy knows of a hooman withs a good elbow dat will takes orders from me
has them apply fur a typin' job dat may soon come open.
So sorry we has been a little MIA but I heres now.
And I'll be comin' 'round to sees ya'll.

And today Pip and me is gonna be at Casey and Cinderella's so I hopes ya;ll
will drop by to sees what we has done is doin'

Gee, dats it fur today...well dis was a not so fun post huh?


UPDATE: we just gotted word dat mum's uncle has passed away so we
will be hit and miss fur da next few don't feel likes you has to
leaves a comment.

We loves and will miss you Uncle Garnet.
YOu will always be in our hearts.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013


Happy Wednesday ya'll
So likes 87 days ago or sumptin' likes dat
I gotted da most wonderful package in da mail.

Lets me introduce ya'll to.... crochet form.

It is my twin....It's a MINI PUDDLES!!!!!!!
Lynne made it just fur me.
Her makes da bestest Mini Me's...or You's.

And does ya'll wannna sees da bestest part?
It has my signature blue pawnails!
And of course my white flame on da chest... knows, da one dat prevents me from bein' a show dog.

Anywho...anudder fanastical thing bouts dis Mini Me is dat
hers can cook!
Nows we won't starve.

And not only can hers cook but hers camed already...
Hers not has to go out in da rain like me.
Or hide her poop in da closet.

And heres a foto of us togedders.
Never mind, don't look cuz I gotted foto bombed AGAIN.
(Note to Mum: you needs to retrain your dog)

Okays ya'll can look at dis pikture.
OMD....slap us in a frame and hang on da mantle
Damn does we look good!

Nows if you wants your very own Mini Me...
...or I suppose if you wanted one to look likes you...
you could do dat too...hehehehe
(but why wouldn't you wanna a Mini Puddles?)
then you can gets Lynne to makes one of your very own.
Her work is incredibles and OMD, her attention to detail is unreal.


Yesterday da tour took us to Pip's homeland of Yorkshire withs Deccy,
where they NOT has Cheeto's and warm beer...WTF?
But beggers can't be choosers so I dranked it anyways.

And uh, well...we couldn't understand anything Pip was sayin'.

Today, because Pip and me is so freakin' talented we will be at
Rottrovers with Bart, Ruby, and Otto in California
at da Critter in the Cottage in Canada.

So come and sees what we is doin'.

Okays, I promise I is almost done but I has one more thingy.
If you not knows Murphy and Stanley then please go meets them and
follows them cuz they is tryin' to gets to 100 followers.
Maybe I'll share my cheetos withs you if you do.
I said MAYBE.

Okays I done nows.


Monday, February 18, 2013

Comment Winners and Adam Levine

And a big thank you furs joinin' me today heres on my bloggie.

Alls I can say is WOW, what a weekend at da circus.
And due to unfurseen weather heres in Blogville da circus will
stay until FEB. 22...we ought to has a weatherologist heres donchoo thinks?
(Frankie and Ernie is out buildin' snowfreaks)
But snow or not...da circus was a freakin' blast.

Nows, I has been tasked withs announcin' da winners of da comment-a-thon.
Furst is da circus basket dat somebuddy could win withs da most 
comments on da circus blog. 
(I not thinks dat sntence was grammatically correct but whatevers)

And da winner is

(insert drum roll)


Nows we also has a winner furs da most comments on da Kissin' Booth.
and they will receives a basket full of stuffs Pip picked out.
And da winner is....

( I needs anudder drum roll)


Is it just me,  but I thinks my mum has been playin' withs my bloggie.


I is thinkin'...instead of Adam Levine just standin' theres lookin' all purties....
he should donate some monies to help our furiends.
Adam...has your peoples contact my peoples and I will even
lets you takes me and Pip on da road with you fur his Bucket List Tour


Ah dis is much betters.

I wants to thank everybuddy dat participated at da circus to helps our furiends in need.
You has really been ables to makes a difference in their medical needs.


Nows in udder news...
Yesterday Pip and me was at Sweet William's.
  They tried to excercise me but it not works cuz
I is already in good shape.
Oh does anybuddy knows how I can apply furs da Pope's job by any chance?

Da Bucket List Tour continues today in Australia withs Rubie.
I is really hopin' we is gonna has some possum burgers.
I don't even cares if it is roadkill.


Friday, February 15, 2013

I is Off To Join Da Circus and udder Stuffs

Dats right ladies and gentlemans,
I is gonna join da circus fur today and tomorrow ...
...cuz Iiked da outfit...AND...
Oh be still my own heart.
... it came withs a whip...YEE HAW!

I hopes everybuddy will join in da fun fur a good cause and spend lots of monies.
If you is unable to gives I still hopes you will has some fun.
There will be tons of poppycorns and entertainment and poppycorn and foodables and poppycorn
and snacks and ICEES...
...I loves me some ICEES!
And remembers tomorrow ya'll can Dunk my sweet self in da Dunkin' Booth...
...just watch da hair.
Click HERE to gets to da Circus blog.


Yesterday Pip and Me was on a big boat withs Ms. Lori from What Remains Now.
And just lemme tells you da drinks was FAB (charged to Ms. Lori)! We built forts out of da little umbrellas,
we had a massages and mud baffs (charged to Ms. Lori of course), and we even went slidin' down da bannister.
 Pip and me will be at da Piappies to continue our world domination tour today.


And a thank you to Mollie, Alfie, and Ranger fur such a fab time yesterday at
da Valentine's Day Ball.
Ya'll really out did yourselves withs everything!
Oh and by da way, I founded these ear bobs.
They is gonna looks beautiful on me....bwhahahahahaha.
Gotta go nows.
Uh cuz I has to practice my flips fur da circus.

Nows don't ya'll go and try dis at home...dangerous stuffs here.

Okays I is done runnin' my mouf nows.


Schedule of events:
Molly the Wally (part 1) 12am
                                                Roo (part 1)                     3am
                                                Asta                                 6am
                                                Mayzie                            9am
                                                Molly the Wally (Part 2) 12pm
                                                Roo (part 2)                     3pm
Molly the Wally (part 3) 12am
                                                Madi                                3am
                                                Roo (part 3)                     6am
                                                Pip                                   9am
                                                Puddles                            12am
                                                Molly the Wally (part 4)  3pm

 Side Show Tents will be on their respective blogs.

Indoor Stuffie Tamers by Frankie and Ernie 

Outdoor Stuffie Tamers by Benny and Lily

 FUReak Show          by   Shelldon and Beachnut

Carnival FOODS      by   Chef Sasha

Carnival RIDES    by Sallie Marie

CLOWNS         by   Turien  

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Circus and Schedule of Events

ADMISSION TICKETS (fundraising for Sallie and Turien
and Marg's Animals) are now
on sale at the circus blog ... get yours today, or donate thru February 22.
Tickets to enter the Big Top are $1.00 (each view or attempt),
or 10 for $9.00.
Note: Use the CHIP-IN (good world-wide for donations),
and all funds raised will be distributed after the Circus Tents
are all packed up and on their way.

Here's all the fun you'll find under the Big Top!
Remember, just $1.00 for each, or 10 for $9.00

There are two (2) Comment-A-Thon Baskets ...
Pip's Basket will go to the blogger who leaves the MOST comments on
the Kissing Booth. The Circus Basket will go to that blogger who leaves
the MOST comments overall during the two-days under the Big Top.

And the Ringmaster wants to call your attention to all
the SIDE SHOW Events ~
FREE to view and enjoy at these blogs! Don't miss them!
FUReak Show, by Sheldon and Beachnut
Carnival Foods,by Chef Sasha
Carnival Rides, by Sallie
Clowns, by Turien
OUTDOOR Stuffie Taming, by Benny and Lily
INDOOR Tent Stuffie Taming, by Frankie and Ernie

NOW ~ Attention All ~ PLEASE ROAR, ROAR!
Spread the word! Post any or all of this
(feel free to copy and paste) to your own blog.
ROAR on Facebook. ROAR on Twitter. ROAR to your email friends.
It's all in good fun ~ all for a good cause (well, 3 of them actually).
Attached is an image to promote the Blogville Circus,
feel free to use it. And a few other images anyone
can use. Thank You all.

Questions? Email them to:

Schedule for Friday
tentative...subject to change without notice
( I has always wanted to say dat)

Molly (part 1) 12am
Madi 2am
Roo (part 1) 4am
Asta 6am
Molly (part 2) 8am
Roo (part 2) 9am
Pip 10am
Mayzie 11am
Molly (part 3) 12pm
Puddles 1pm
Roo (part 3) 2pm
Molly (part 4) 3pm

Yesterday Me and Pip was on a big boat with Sarge, still has no idea what happened to da captain though. Oh well.

Today me and da Pip will be at Lori's from What Remains Now.
Make sures you come see us cuz we is gonna be on a boat again. 

Comments are off today 

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

A Wednesday Story

Hellos everybuddy!

 Yesterday on Pip's world famous bucket list tour we was in Illinois withs
da world famous Bunny.
We gotted more souvenirs to decorate da car with.
Bunny has plenty of collars, hers won't even notice.
Maybe da crown.

Today, we will be at Sarge's place.
Poor Sarge.

Raise your paws if you wants me to tells ya'll a story!
Oh goody, I see a milliondy eleven paws up.

Nows, gather 'round in a circle while I tells my story.

Okays dis all happened on Monday and it was raining heres.
Well we all knows I don't likes da rain.
No siree bob I does not.
 Wells I hads to go to da baffroom like really really really bad...but it was wet out.
So, I snucked in da baffroom while mum wasn't lookin'
and then I went and pooped on da baffroom floor.
It was a nice consistency, not too hard, not too soft but hard enough to makes a
ploppin' sound when it hitted da floor.

Well ya'll sees, I knows I ain't suppose to do dat but I did it anyways
cuz I wasn't bout to go outside and gets all wet and I was also just bein' 
kinda lazy if ya wanna knows da truff.

Wells then mum hearded all dis commotion in da baffroom...noises.
OMD does you knows what happened next???????

Her comes in da baffroom and discovers me movin' my poop into
da baffroom closet....dat was da noise her poop rollin' all overs da floor.
I was tryin' to HIDE it so hers wouldn't see it.

(Mum says thank dog furs bleach)

Bwhahahahahaha...oh me, sometimes I is too funny furs my own good.


Friday, February 8, 2013

Friday Fun and Stuff

Happie Friday ya'll!

Nows don't furgets to join Pip and me in LONDON at Molly da Wally's place.
I has a feelin' we is gonna gets in trubles has fun.
So today Frankie had a good idea to post some
fotos since our little town of Blogville has gone through
a lot withs our furiends sickies.
So I decided to shows ya'll a lot some fotos of all my most endearin' looks I has.
I is very expressionable ya knows.

Dis is my "Woman it be time to eat RIGHT now" look
Dats my personal favorite.

And my "Tech Lady whatchoo doin' back theres...don't be doin' dat " look.

Da "OMD...OMD...TREATS" face

And dis one heres is my "follow me and drink da kool-aid" expression


my "You gots be kiddin' mum, it's rainin' outside" look.

I likes dis one's my "REALLY, you is tryin' to train me" look.

and dis one is da " But I nevers get anything at PetSmart" look

Oh and dis one right heres is my..."Oh my, dat fart stanked" look
And of course, da "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" expression.
Anudder personal favorite of mine.

Oh and by da way, I thoughted ya'll should knows I is very much legal nows.
I has drivers license

Nows don't furgets to join Pip and me in LONDON at Molly da Wally's place.

Today our thoughts and hearts are with Miss Asta while her undergoes surgicals
and with Rusty who has made a turn in hims health.
And Remington who be recoopin' from his surgical.
We love ya'll.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Random Crap Wednesday

Yesterday Pip and me was at da Urban Hounds and they COOKED fur us.
They cooked us some Turkey sumptin' muffins and I eated like 87 of 'em.
Yea, my mum don't cooks nuttin fur me cuz hers can't find da kitchen
cuz hers stays so busy withs da job hers ain't got.

Nows today we will be visitin' Ann of Zoolatry.
And I be squelin' withs da happies cuz they has a beach
and I likes them little beachy drinks withs da cute little umbrellas.

Wells da udder day I went home to sees my peoples cuz I hears
 it has been awfully borin' theres without me.
So there I was sittin' in my special place.
And I says to mum...
"Mum, why don't you be a doll and takes my portrait?"
 And then her says, " Sure Peanut."
 And then I said, " Don't evers calls me dat again, you embarrass me."
Okays so hers finally tooked my foto.

OMD, would ya'll looks at dis junk.
I mean seriously, looks at how shiny my forehead be.

Takes anudder one I said.

Wells it looked like shit too.
"Muuuuum, does you has any idea hows to use dat camera?"

So we went back and forth grumblin' and mumblin'.

And then I telled hers if hers not gets her act togedders I would sell hers camera dat hers not knows how to use and pay off da national debt withs da earnings.
(don't worry, mum said dis camera ain't goin' no wheres)

Wells hers gotted all in position to fotograph my most beautiful self and looks what happened.
Sissy foto bombed my session.
I is da only one dat suppose to dat.
(And fur your informationals, Sissy doesn't go any where nears da camera so dis
just blew my mind dat hers came and foto bombed my portrait session)

 It distraughted me.

I just couldn't looks no more.

From Whitney:
Does anyone want a small redheaded doxie with a big head that
pretends she is a greyhound?
And thinks of nothing than hunting and world domination?
And stays in trouble more than she sleeps?
And thinks the world revolves around her?
If so please contact me at....

Today, our hearts and thoughts are with Remington and his family.
We loves you buddy and we is withs you in spirit durin' your surgicals.

Puddles...and Whitney

Friday, February 1, 2013

Day 10: Sasha's House

Happy Friday everybuddy!

Whew me, yesterday was very much excitin' day.
Pip and me was at Jazzi and Addi's house and what a blast it was.
And guess what?
We gotted in NO trubles!!!!!!
Well except fur runnin' into da Taco Bell buildin'....
playin' on da CB radio....
cheated played at spoons...
and kung fooin' Addi...hehehehe!
Oh and I should also thank them fur da couch cushions,
they is very comfy.
 And nows I can actually see overs da steerin' wheel.


Okays so today our journey will take us to Sasha's house.
I knows we will be on our bestest behavior cuz last time
I was theres I ended up in court.
Bwhahahahaha...just kiddin'...I mean I did has to go to court but
I was just kiddin' bout da behavior part.
Come see us!

And don;t furget to go to Sarge's tomorrow fur some Sleddin'.
Yes, I will be theres SLEDDIN' da freakin' SNOW!!!!

Puddles and Pip