Okays did dat title confuse ya'll?
See, my awesome furiend Remington sent me a package...
...dang, I loves gettin' mail.
He moved from a place to anudder place and he sent me a pressie furs helpin'.
I really wanted to help him and Beth decrorate da new place but I don't think they likes da Puddles style of decor...hehehehe.
Imagine beer can sofas...what's not to like?
Or a beer bottle chandelier?
Or a beer bottle chandelier?
See, heres my package...it has MY name on it.
And heres me and my beautiful butt inspectin' it.
It smelled like Remington, a masculine herbally musk scent.
Dats my butt withs a heart.
Okays, is ya'll readies to see what he sent to da Puddles?
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TA DA!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOK, it has MY NAME on theres!
It came straight from Wisconsin, and all dis time I thoughted they only had cheese.
I likes cheese.
But dis ain't cheese.
They is peanut and chocolate and caramel cluster thingamabobs.
I didn't has none cuz mum said they would makes me dead so hers ate them...
...but her said they was out of dis world.
Nows since they stoles my name I wanna knows wheres my royalties is.
I want it in da biggest bills.
and thanks furs bein' such a great furiend!
Puddles D. Rainwater
