My Week

I has been away cuz I hads nobuddy to
type my luverly dictations.

Somebuddy gotted a bum elbow AGAIN
cuz they is stoopid and don't listen.
And nows my Mimi be in da hospital...her be mum's mom
and hers made my clown outfit and her loooooves me.
Yea, and her reads ya'lls blogs too. Ain't dat funny?

Sooooooo who wants to sees my new Fall Glamour shots?

Uh, wells dats alls I gots today...
...but they was taken awhile back cuz I still has blue nails.

I likes dis foto of me cuz my eyeballs be all purties donchoo thinks?

 Don't likes dis one cuz da Dora Explorer radio be foto bombin' my shot.

 Ain't sures if I likes dis one but I still does look purty dang hawt.

"Look deep into my eyes...and send me some cheetos"

 I was tellin' mum to gives me da damn treat.

I knows her hads some but her says hers didn't, whatever.

I is PUUUUURTIES!

You can sees every hair and they is all in their designated place.

Obviously I is bored so please feel free to give me some
 tips on hows to properly perform elbow surgery so I can has a typer fur my blog again.
And some good vibes furs my Mimi would be nice if you could spare some.

Okays I is done today, my apologies furs bein' borin' today.

Puddles