Okays I has story I wanna shares today.
Most of ya'll knows I don't likes birdies cuz they all da time be dookiein' on me...
Dis was a long long long time ago when I gotted pooped on by a bird...
I thought I would become a bird dog afters dat but it nevers quite worked out fur me.
Anyways, my so called family always would laugh at me when I would get pooped on.
Weeeeeeells, da udder day we was all outside sniffin' each udders pees, sniffin' my own pee, stalkin' squirrels, diggin' holes, and talkin' smack to da neighbors.
Albert talks smack to da Stoopid's
Then mum went in cuz her said there was too many bugs and cuz her be a wuss.
Then we was readies to come in...
...and heres what mum seen....
Okays wait, dis is just too good NOT to biggify.
It's bouts time sumptin finally happens to anudder dog 'round heres besides me
Puddles
