Happy Monday boys and girls!
I hopes you all had a most wonderful Thanksgivin' and
eated plenty of turkey...or squirrels...whatevers tingles da taste buds.
Mine was just terribles.
Dumb ass kerazy lady done hurted herself again.
I knows, I knows, ain't nobuddy heres shocked.
Her messed up her hip flexor muskle.
Woman could NOT even goes potty cause it pulled on da muskle.
Her said it hurted so bad it made her sick to her belly.
Her also mentioned it was worser than da hellbow.
Her be betters now though.
Howevers, I is not heres to blog bouts mum bein; more of an idiot
than normal...I is heres to tells you bouts my package I gotted
four scores and a hundred years ago from Wyatt and Stanzie.
It was their Halloween Contestical.
It was their Halloween Contestical.
Now, let's all gather around in a circle and lemme tells ya'll.
Here I is withs my box...and why yes, I is on da big bed..in mum and da's room.
(sorry Brudder Albert...BWHAHAHAHAHA).
Oh and ignores all da laundry.
(sorry Brudder Albert...BWHAHAHAHAHA).
Oh and ignores all da laundry.
"Mum, I needs some help here!"
Mum gotted my box opened fur me and boy was I excited.
I stucks my nose in da box.
I was havin' a blast and even tooks him to my secret hideout when
I seened outta da corner of my eyeball...
But dear heaven it stanked to hell withs his breath....UGGGGGGH!
WOOOOOWHEEEEEEEE, I feel da vomit comin' up.
I stucks my nose in da box.
Oh my goodness...look at dis!
It be a squirrel stuffie!
I really needed dis cuz ever since da Pee-can Thievin' Man came and stoled
my trees there has been NO squirrels in my yard.
So heres a shot of all my loot in it's glory.
Da bat cracks me up and mum 'specially loves dat it be a silent squeaker.
Thank you very much fur my stuffies Wyatt and Stanzie...I loves them lots.
Oh WAAAAAAIT!
Don't go no wheres. I has to tells ya'll what happened next.
See, I was just mindin' my own business and gettin' to know Mr. Bat betters.
I seened outta da corner of my eyeball...
...Brudder Albert stuffienapped Squirrel Man!
I gotted it back though cuz dats how I roll.
But dear heaven it stanked to hell withs his breath....UGGGGGGH!
WOOOOOWHEEEEEEEE, I feel da vomit comin' up.
Now I is done.
Also, Madi and her mom will be updatin' on da son-in-law
as soon as they gets info from his surgicals on Tuesday.
So please, in da meantime, keep sendin' your vibes and prayers to Greg
and da family.
And also Brian and his clan have been ill so head on overs and let
them knows ya'll is thinkin' of 'em.
I knows their dad needs some support right nows.
Puddles
PS: Nows dat I thinks bouts it, I thinks dat is a beaver and not a squirrel.
