Today, I wants to let's da whooooole entire world knows
what was goin' on while I was on blog vacation.
Bazil
Maggie
Cornelious...aka Neil
* drinks scotch and smokes cigars
Well, ain't it obvious?
Mum has been havin' an affair withs da neighbor dogs!!!!!
(WHY MUM, WHY?????)
Nows da most disturbing part was dis photo I founded...
...even My Girl has been involved in da conspiracy.
(drops head in shame)
Nows even though I is totally hurt, broken hearted, ashamed, and
embarrassed, these be da neighbors everybuddy can only dream of...
...they not likes da Stoopids if ya'll recall.
These is da Good neighbors.
I be all like "HEEEEELL YEA, FINALLY!!!!"
They is Ms. Audry and Mr. Dennis and they has 3 hairless kids as well.
Lemme just say they is so fabulous dat Ms. Audry has been trustd to
come check on us if da oppurtunity arises...she looooves me...and her gets my beer for me too.
Hers even calls to check on us too...usually me, cuz i is always da one dat needs checkin' on
if you knows what I mean.
Dis is me, da only dog ya'll needs to remember.
if you knows what I mean.
Anyways, i just wanted everyone to knows how I has been treated whats been up.
Puddles...off to therapy
