What Be Wrong Withs Dis?

Welcomes to anudder edition of my life wheres I be constantly subjected to da unfairness in my home.

Orrrrrr, in dis case, OUT of da home cuz I wasn't AT home.

Today I wanna shows ya'll some fotos.

 Sees if you can figures out what be wrong withs them...udder than da totally crappy quality...AGAIN.
Mum be blamin' da lightin' such a dumb excuse.

Anyways....

Heres me...

Come heres Sissy, I wants to talk to you.

 Heres Blob 2...er, I mean Sissy Whitney

Her has TONS and TONS of hairs doncha think? And hers be purty darn out of focus.

Nows heres ME again...

Here be Sissy again...

Us togedder...kinda

Ya'll gots any guesses what be wrong with these here fotos?

Gives up?
Okays, I'll tells ya'll!

Wells you can't sees my dad's hand in da above fotos but he has my leash by a death grip...
and not a single friggin' person be holdin' on to Sissy's leash.

 Her be all free roamin!

She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves kibble and treats too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout rollin'
Loves squirrels and her blankie too

And she's free, she's free roamin'

(my singin' wasn't too pitchy was it? I knows, I has a tendency to gets distracted)

And you'll nevers believes what mum said bouts it.
OH MY DOG...her actually said hers DON'T trust me off leash.
Said I gets all tunneled visioned when it comes to huntin' and then I has no sense of what a recall is when I be in my huntin' mode.
And hers don't has to worry bouts Sissy cuz her nevers strays from mum cuz her be a suck up.


Don't gets me wrong though, I loves her...
  ...between 1 and 2 and then 5 to 6 Monday through Friday.
Saturdays and Sundays I have different hours.

Thank you once again furs tuning in to a No- Reason-Whatsoevers blog post

Puddles
PS: Just incase ya'll is wonderin' I walks VERY good on da leash but we was not really walking...we was theres to watch My Girl ride her bike.