Friday, April 2, 2010

Da most traumatic event

Here me on da ways to da vets office for my peticure…

Everything looks hunky dory, right? Wells between you and me- I turned into a skeerdy kitty in da waiting room. Just don’t tells nobuddy. I tried to escape but my plan fell through cuz da door was too hebby.

So then I just gots under da chair and just glued myself there. I wasn’t budging for nuttin. Wells, that til they called my name and mum took the leash thinking (she shouldn’t do that thinking bit) I’d come with it-NOT! I showed hers, I stuck to my guns and didn’t move. Unfortunately, she showed me. Mum dragged me out from unders da chair and before I knew it…I was cleaning da vets floor -withs my tummy. But hey, I wasn’t going in dat room on my own free will. You wants to know why? Let me show you exhibit A:

They tries to strangle me. I say call da pawlice, the ASAP, the Humane Society. I just a wittle puppy girl that never gets in trubles

And thens I gets home and tells brudder Albert what went down at that horrible place-he laughed. He says if I had not kicked da nice peoples they wouldn’t had haves to “restrain” me. And then I says to him “look old man, it not happen to you.” And then…and then he says, “ You’ll learn to not be so obstinate”. Whatevers I say, I don’t even know what da word mean. But my nails do look mighty purty and I bets da vet floor looks mighty purty too.

Pees: don’ts forget to check out our GABE post below. You could be the proud new owner of some cool stuffs!

Peace Out,


Frankie Furter said...

Hi Puddles, Kicking is OK... BUTT never ever stick out your teefs. Especially if it is your MOM who is doing the nail thingy to you...That just does NOT work out well. I'm just sayin'.

houndstooth said...

Oh the humanity! How could they treat you in such an outrageous fashion? My bet is that you get to be on more laps and that your little tootsies feel better with your nails trimmed, though.


P.S. We're sorry for any injured incurred by your mom reading the blog this morning! It wasn't our intention to cause harm to anyone!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
I know how you felt!
I do the same thing all the time I have to go there!
Have a great day!
Kisses and hugs

3 doxies said...


The Two Country Poodles said...

We hate going to the vets too...When Bobo gets his nails done....he jumps and howls. So he has to be restrained too.

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Mollie said...

Dear Puddles - We are all thinking that you need to come over for a visit...we here at this house know exactly how to get our way at the vet's office. We don't care that our mom works there - we show them who is boss (and it sure isn't them)!! I know that this was just a pedicure visit, but if you ever, ever (Heaven forbid!) get sick, as soon as you get to the vet, make sure you act 100% healthy (it really messes with them)! Seriously...let's talk (we will lower our standards for just one day and talk "dog" - it will hurt a little but we'll do it for you).

Purrs and a Hiss here and there...

BelleCat, Chloe, Smokey, Oliver, Eddie, Huckleberry, Emily, and Fiona

the booker man said...

miss puddles, you know what makes the toesies trimmin' like way better?
peanut butter on a spoon. then you just gets to lick the yummy peanut butter goodness while those evil peoples clip your toesies.
the booker man

Twinkietinydog said...

I could call ASAP but why not try 1-800-TWINKIE-TOTHERESCUE? You'll be surprised. We even have technical support available 24/7 (as I just proved)
My goodness, great post, great fun, but those photos!!! Incredible quality and clarity.
Oh, and obviously I was joking about the comments too, or was I?

Anonymous said...

Puddles! Good for you! Never go quietly, that's what I always say! Well, no, not really. I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to that stuff. But I sure do admire YOU!

Okay, I gots to go look up "obstinates."

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. Did you know your bloggie always makes my mom laugh?

Daniela said...

OH no, not the nails. Thank heavens you made it through that horrible ordeal. I hope you got a treat when you made it home.

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

You look so sad!
But cute too... :)

Ruby and Penny said...

Ruh Roh. Mom takes us to get our nailes dremmeled. We dont like it either, but she says we have to do it.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - we have tried to mournful look too, it doesnt work.

Life With Dogs said...

Never go down with out a fight! Clippers are evil. ;)