Friday, April 30, 2010

My Special Place by Albert and Disturbing Neighhbor News


Greeting and salutations my fellow bloggers. I’m delighted that you all have gotten to know my sister Puddles. She is most certainly a handful and by the way, do not take her advice or tips because they will usually cause you harm or get you put on restrictions.


Today, I would like to take the opportunity to share with you all something that is very special to me. It is my special place. It may just be the corner of the couch but it is still all mine.


It is special because it makes it much easier to view approaching intruders or any other objects from the animal kingdom that are on the restricted list. And, all who dwells in our home know my special place is off limits. It is not for my sisters, my human kid, or my mom and dad to occupy at any time.

Never mind,  forget this whole post existed. I guess nothing belongs to me anymore since the demon dog  moved in.


But for what it's worth I love her and will protect her no matter how much trouble she causes.



And to begin your weekend off I will leave you with a vintage photo from Puddles puppy days.


Puddles will resume her regular posting on Monday with some more demonic tips I'm sure.

Sincerly,
Albert

Disturbing Neighbor News: P Doggie here to bring you an infomurshul. See, I told ya’ll Albert was BOOOOORING. Anyway, I wanted to lets ya’ll know I think me and Frankie Flirter has da same neighbors. Not reallt, but anything is possible in my world. Last nite our neighbors Pitt got missing and as of this morning her has not returned. Mum went to talk to Mrs. Neighbor last nite, I guess to see if hers could help. Mum came back all pissed off upset cuz her found out Miss Pitt was identificationless, no microchip, nor a collar, and her still has all of her female parts. And here is the doozy fur da day…her has never had a rabies shot. Mum tried to tell Mrs. Neighbor her needed to call da Humane Society and Animal Control furst thing in da morning to see if they haves her doggie. Well Mrs. Neighbor told mum she couldn’ts call cuz (1) hers had t work and (2) she will be fined fur having an unregistered doggie. This thinking just blows my mind. Oh it gets better though. Mr. Neighbor said if Miss Pitt comes back prego he don’t want her back. Huh???? Also, Miss Pitt has never evers in her whole entire life been to da vet…so I guess her not on heartworm preventative either. So, if anybuddy sees a really sweet hyper brindle Pitt DON’T SEND HER HOME!


Now this is The End
Peace Out
Puddles

18 comments:

A MilShelb Mom said...

Gosh, Puddles! I cannot believe people would not make their dogs go to the vet. We have to go every little single time Mom even thinks something might be wrong with us. The vet thinks she's nuts.
Oh, and I liked Albert's post... because I have a spot like that on my couch, too! :)
Have a great weekend!
Shelby

mayziegal said...

Aww, Albert. That was such a Most Sweet post about how you luvs your sister. Sorry about havin' to gives up your most favorite spot, though. I think that's what they call "sharing."

And Puddles, my heart is just broken into pieces for that poor little pittie bull! It's "owners" like that who gives pittie bulls a bad name. Poor girl. Maybe she'll be real lucky and finds somebody who will luvs her like Bella over at the Pittie Pack did.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. Abouts the fish oil. My momma is WAY too lazy - um, busy - to squeeze the fishes herself so she has somebuddy else do it and then they sends it to us in a bottle. It's DEElish!

Remington said...

LOVE your pics! Your poor neighbor dog....I hope he is safe and will find a loving home....

Nubbin' Tails said...

OMD!!!! What are these people thinking! My mom really really really doesn't understand people like that. We are mom's furry kids she would be absolutely devastated if anything happened to us! We are all chiped see the vet regular (much to the dismay sometimes of mom's wallet) and have collars with mom's number on it. I agree with Mayzie, hopeful a true Most Perfect Home that Ever Was is in the Pitt's future!

Wags!!!

Mr. Nubbin'

Asta said...

Albewt , Puddles and Whitney
so vewy nice to meets you and thank you fow visiting me.

Albewt, you suwe awe a sweetie to say such nice things about puddles even if youw place has been invaded ..you awe a tewwific bwuvvew.
Puddles, I am howwified by youw neighbows attitoode..theiw poow doggie is at such wisk fwom so many things. they cleawly shouldn't have a doggie, since they dont take cawe of him. I suwe hope that cutie pie gets founded and given a decent , loving, cawing fuwwevew home. This makes me tewwibully sad
smoochie kisses
ASTA

twinkietinydog said...

The two pairs of paws shot was so touching :) Yes, you did turn our mom into a monster but it gets worse. You didn't let her sleep last night. As soon as she hit the bed, it hit her. Abigail! The beautiful girl from the stunning almost black and white photo is the 7 year old. And then she felt stupid and couldn't sleep for at least 10 minutes BOL
Twink!

Dog Foster Mom said...

Albert, it's nice to meet you. Good job keeping a lookout over the domain and your sister.

Puddles, you are very lucky to have a nice brother like Albert! He sounds much nicer than my brother dog Remi. I'm sorry to hear about your neighbor dog. No wonder she decided to go looking for some better owners! The hardest part is knowing if she ends up at animal control, she'll most likely be killed - many places can't adopt out pibbles (pit bulls), and those that do still euthanize most of them. If you find her, maybe you can send her to us and she can live here until she gets 'dopted. But you'll have to ask my mom first because she says one foster pibble at a time is her limit. Ziggy has been here so long that I don't think he'll ever get 'dopted so maybe she'll make an exception!

Your friend,
Noelle the Friendly Pibble

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Kudos to your Mom for trying to do the right thing and all thumbs down for those stoopid neighbors. We hope the Pitt is found soon and maybe gets a new home.

Albert, you are just too cute. You may want to sound all tough and all, but you are a real sweetheart. That paws pic is so touching. Nice to meet you too, Albert.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Linda said...

hate that news about the pitt, and I am totally in love with the pics.

houndstooth said...

Oh, Albert, you are so sweet and patient with Miss Puddles! It must be tough living with such a diva, but you handle it well.

As far as Miss Pitt goes, I hope she found herself a new home!

Bunny

Lola said...

Albert, you are a good man. No one could say otherwise. I'm sorry about your favorite spot, but the paws thing...awwwww. That was so very sweet.

I'm terribly sorry about the neighbors. They are clearly the kind of people who should never have a dog, or a kid, or a goldfish to take care of. I hope that pittie gets rehomed before something terrible happens.

wags, Lola

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm glad we had those pawesome pikhs to get us through that stoopid hooman khrap at the bottom -

Paws khrossed fur Ms Pitt

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

the booker man said...

mr. albert,
i think you have a grrreat special spot. you are lucky cuz i'm not even allowed on the couch! also, you are super nice to share with miss puddles. i can tell that you love her, even if she's being a little crazy-like. heehee.
oh, and miss puddles, your neighbors are stoopid. i'm sorry cuz i know it's mean for me to say that, but i'm just keepin' it reals. i hope miss pit is found by another family who will love her lots 'n bunches and give her identifications and health cares.
*woof*
the booker man

Frankie Furter said...

Hi Albert, That was one fantast post. I am sooo glad that you showed us your (Late) grrreat couch spot.
Now to Puddles PeeS post... I hope to Dawgness that poor pittie gets found by SOMEONE ELSE and never returned to that awful neighbor. I'm thinking that she ESCAPED and that she actually knew what she was doing. I'm gonna keep my paws crossed for her future.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Albert!
I loved your post!
I know Puddles is one of a kind but I know also that you love her a lot!
I am so sorry to know about your doggie neighbor! I hope she is ok!
Her owner does not deserve to have her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sammy and Andy said...

What wonderful photos!!!!!

And it's such a shame that there are people like that.......we hope Miss Pitt finds a new and loving furever home while she is out missing!!!!!!

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

We hope that pup finds a new home real soon!

Love all your photos - always the best!

Life With Dogs said...

It sounds like your neighbor could use a smack. Sorry to hear you are living next to a moron.

But I love your pics! That last one is a dose of cute overload...