Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Oh No He Didn't

My world was turned upside down yesterday. At furst I thought da neighbors was playing a very much cruel joke on me (haves ya'll noticed I don'ts care fur da neighbors? I could do a whole blog post on them...hehehe). Howevers, comes to find out it was Mr. Dad. I just couldn't believes it.  You see afters Mr. Dad saw this crappy pikture.


And this one


I woke up to this.


Then Mr. Dad sits me down fur a little talk and says "Digging in the pots will not be tolerated under any circumstances, haven't you learned by now". "My dear Puddles you can't be digging in the pots because it is not very ladylike".  Uh, hasn't HE learned anything by nows?

Hey, nevers fears because I am plotting my revenge as I type this post (mwhahaha...that's suppose to be an evil laugh). I'm thinking along da lines of a hole, some tape, and maybe some peanut butter. Mwhahahaha!!!!!

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles or.....P.A.W...get it?

22 comments:

A MilShelb Mom said...

Hahahahaha! That stinks that he took away your place to dig. Can't wait to see your revenge!
~Milly

Lola said...

Oh, now he's done it. I wouldn't want to be the human who has aroused the ire of Puddles. Even a much loved Dad should be worried.

wags, Lola

Three Dogs Long said...

Well, he has gone & done it now!! That is just too much for one doxie to bear!
Let us know if there is anything we can do to help with your retaliation! We gots your back, Puddlea!


(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Yikes, Puddles. I can't let the Momster see this post - it might give her some ideas to test here too.

Don't you just love that black stuff in the pots? I sure do.

Woos, your pal Ciara

Sallie said...

LOL! Oh No! :)

Frankie Furter said...

That just stinks like cat crap. I can't believe that HE would dare to do such a terrible thingy.
I suspect a WAR OF THE WILLS is about to begin. To the victor belongs the SOILS. HEHEHE

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooooos! I think I could help woo with that one,I am big enough to tear down chicken wire. or woo could just woo revenge another way... something that Dad likes, woo could hide and bury it in the yard?
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Remington said...

Maybe your daddy should get you a digging pot of your very own and he can keep his the way he wants....I'm just sayin'....

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! We know you'll outwit Mr. Dad!!!!!!!! Doxies are so very intelligent.

Zona said...

I came to visit from Miss Lola's blog. I must say I'm BOL! I can't wait to see your revenge! Nice to meet you!!

Wags,
Zona

mayziegal said...

Oh dear, oh dear. I haves to ask. Have you thoughts about taking your dad to a training class? He seems like he needs to learn who's in charge around there. But it sounds like he might be a pretty tough case so maybe - and I wouldn't necessarily normally suggest this - you oughta look into one of those shock collar things for him. Just sayin'.

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

Kira The BeaWootiful said...
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Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Dear Puddles... tell woo Mom to email my Mum at pamela@pamelasart.com if she wants some advice on dealing with these fear dogs.. she is quite experienced now....
-Kira The BeaWootiful

DoDo and MoMo said...

Wad?! Watcha you gonna dig now without the digging pot? ><;

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Hmmmm...

So, have woo fixed him/them YET?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

kissa-bull said...

take the pibble approach and toot on his pillow tee hee hee
or you can always jump on top of the wire thing and tinkle in the plant
tee hee hee hee hee hee

pibble wiggles
the pittie pack

Mollie said...

P.A.W. - we get it only because we have the inside scoop! As for that crazy plant thing, maybe he's growing doggie biscuits for you...okay, so maybe not, but it IS okay to dream big! Actually, it kind of looks like a litter box, so you might not want to be playing in it!
We just know our mom has a big old pot filled with catnip growing (at least that had better be what's is there if she knows what's good for her)!
Good Luck with the war - let us know if our feline ways can be helpful (we can be very sneaky)!

KK - get it?

little princess Luna~ said...

puddles! you had mum laughing because my dad had the same problem with my big sister and brother! he put up a fency but they kept jumping over it and digging up his veggies. eventually he put some magic spray/powder and they stopped.

what's PAW??

xo,
luna

Junior and Orion said...

The nerve of that man doing that to your digging spot!!!!!!!!! We can hardly wait to read about your revenge!

houndstooth said...

Revenge will be sweet -- especially if it tastes like peanut butter! I hear that tomato plants are toxic for dogs, though, so perhaps he's doing it for altruistic reasons...

Bunny

the booker man said...

oh, miss puddles, please be full of the cautions. i got into my daddy's veggie garden once, and holy cats, did i evarrr get into troubles. it's no funsies at all when the cookies get put away for a week. :(((
*woof*
the booker man

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Mr Dad did it for your own good!
But... but... I can't wait to know about your revenge! I am sure you are planning something "good" for him! Ooops!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza