Tour de Puddles

Hello everybuddy. On Friday I was rudely interrupted whilst giving my tour by da city judicial system. So I’m back today to finish my tour of da backyard.

Follow me in a an orderly fashion.

Now my yard is very much ugly compared to Frankie Flirter's, Kira’s and Khyra’s. Hey, how come all those coyote dogggies have da bestest yards?  Oh well,  I do haves sumptin most doggies don’t have…I haves a real live train. Yes sire Bob I do. Now who doesn’t want a train in their backyard, except fur my mum? Don’t worry though I can’t actually get to da train cuz of da fugly chain link fence, it’s doxie digging proof. Besides ya’ll knows I wouldn’t attempt sumptin like that no ways. Oneday when mum isn't too lazy busy I'llhaves to get her to record Albert chasing da train. He is such a dork. I think he is just getting senile in his old age.

I likes to look at da art on da train. Sorry, it's fuzzy pikture.

This is da side of da fence where da Neighbors live. They is who I learned my four letter words that I’m never evers suppose to use…that’s why call them Neighbor words. Mum says their fence is an atrocity, whatever that means. I just think it’s a damn eyesore. Oooops, there goes a Neighbor word. Ooh, if you look closely da arrow you will see Mr. Pibble in his cage. I so need to do a blog post about my neighbors oneday. Ya’ll would be so amuzed and entertained. Yes, I will put that on my schedule.

Another beautimous view

This here is fur Frankie Flirter’s dad.

You might be redneck if

You hang your ladder....

....on da fence.

Seriously what kind of hooman does that? How you gonna climb on it if it’s on a fence..duh.

Anyway, moving along. This is my most favoritist trees. It’s not just an ordinary Pecan tree either. It is multifunctional. Not only does it grow pecans but it also grows squirrels and hopefully one day it just might grow beer too…that’s where I buried dad’s beer. And this is also my recreational area where I do my bestest digging. And another good thing about this tree is that mum and dad never planted anything around it so we could dig. Now that just makes all kinds of sense not to plant nuttin so we can dig.

And this here is just wheres we like to play too. Mum doesn't like it cuz brudder and sissy gets stuff stuck all over them and then mum has to pick these little tiny green balls of them and it takes like FUREVER to do that.

Well, this concludes my tour of da backyard, on your way out keep to da right and stay away from da neighbors…don’t want ya’ll to catch their weirdness, I hear it’s contagious. Oh and you can leave your tip in da mailbox.

Thank you fur choosing The Puddles Duddles RainDrop Tour.

THE END

Peace Out,

Puddles-Tour Guide Extrodinare