Monday, June 28, 2010

All About Me and da Other Two

Ya’ll excited? Meeeee too! Whatevers fur you ask? Well it’s my Birfday month sillies, what else Okays, it’s really not my birfday month yet but I’s decided to goes ahead and start my celebration nows. And cuz I really, really, really wanted to do dis All About Me quiz that Little Miss Pearl started and thoughts dis be perfect timing. Oh and by da way, I didn't do my toys cuz I be doing a seperate post bouts that.
Oh and ummmm…does ya’ll mind signing da dotted line below? It’s just a formality so nobuddy goes and uses dis fur blackmail purposes. Okays after you sign we continue.


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Ready?

Oh wait...hang on. I gots to get comfy fur my interview.



Okays, I be ready nows. I gots da couch...hehehehe.
Brudder not happy withs da Puddles. He usually calls dibs on da couch.

"I can not believe I am sitting on the floor"

"What did I ever do to deserve living with that crazy puppy?"

Name and age:
Albert: Albert Einstien, 8 years old

Puddles: Puddles Duddles Rainwater, almost 2 years old

Whitney: Whitney Lou, age disputable, 8 or 9 (will follow up at a later date)

Breed:
Albert: I am in between a miniature and a standard long hair dachshund.

Puddles: Well that’s just da silliest question I’ve ever heard…look at me…I’m a GIRL!

Whitney: I am a long hair dachshund, just like Albert


Nicknames:
Albert: Buddy, Big Boy, The King

Puddles: Damnit, Evilenie, Demon Dog, Peanut (on a good day)

Whitney: Little Momma, Pretty Girl



Where'd ya come from:
Albert: I was obtained from a highly reputable breeder in the state of SC.

Puddles: Oh’s I came from my momma’s tummy of course.

Albert: Puddles, you came from the same breeder as I did.

Puddles: well, technically I came from my momma’s tummy.

Albert: Whatever!

Whitney: Ummmm….well I, uh…came from a breeder also.

Puddles: Ya’ll haves to excuse sissy, her being all shy and stuffs.


Snack:
Albert: I prefer Iams Weight Control Biscuits

Puddles: Oh them things be nasty tasting, I loves me some Cesar's chewie treats in prime rib flavor...yum!

Whitney: Uh, well I like the Cesar things too because they don't hurt my gums. I lost many teeth when I came to my new home.


Favorite Human Person:
Albert: My dear mother, she is my whole life.

Puddles: Golly, this is a tuffy cuz I loves my mum and I loves My Girl. My Girl gives me treats but mum feeds me. Uh, I choose both.

Whitney: Mother, paws down. She protects me and makes me feel safe.


Bad Habits:
Albert: I have no bad habits as I am perfect.
           Puddles! Pay attention, it’s your turn!

Puddles: Oh sorries, I gots distracted. Um, my worst habits? Oh I gots none of those eithers. Okays, how much  time do we's haves…hehehe. Lets’s see, barking, digging, jumping, peeing in da baff tub, chasing squirrels, stealing stuffs, running at full speed and slamming into da door to opens it, scratching at da door, catching bugs, refusing to be a good model, jumping on da kitchen table when no buddy is around….

Albert: Okay, thats good enough.

Whitney: Uh, I would have to say, walking around endlessly and cleaning my feet when I finally do sit down.


Most embarrassing moment:
Albert: I have never had an embarrassing moment in my life.

Puddles: Aaaaaah Bruuudder, but what’s bout dat time you hads your you know whats cut off?

Albert: Puddles, you are not suppose to mention that on the blog. Furthermore, that was never to be brought up again. Please continue with your answer.

Puddles: Well to tells ya da truf, I’ve nevers really been embarrassed. I just kinda laughs with everbuddy else. No need to bes embarrassed bout anything.

Whitney: I can’t recall anything either.


Family Dynamics:(this is a question for those of you with more than one animal in the house. i.e. who is alpha? who is the cuddler? who is the naughty one? etc. I just want to know how you fit into the family!)Albert: I am the alpha dog through and through.



Puddles: I’s don’t really understand dat question.

Albert: the question refers to what position you hold, as in alpha, which you are not, beta, and omega.

Puddles: Oh, I gets it now. Well, I’m not old nuffs to be in a sorority so I says Not Applicable.

Whitney: I’m still trying to figure out my position in this so called hierarchy.


Person’s Favorite Thing About You:
Albert: You’re kidding right? Mother loves everything about me, especially the fact that I actually listen to her.

Puddles: Oh, dats easy. Mum loves to hears me sing…hehehe. Okays, I be serious. Well, mum likes it when I jump in her lap while hers going potty.

Albert: I don’t think that is an endearing quality that mother would call a favorite of yours.

Puddles: Oh yea, then why hers shriek with joy when I do it?

Albert: It’s not a shriek of joy dear…

Whitney: Oh good God, would you two shut up! You two have done nothing but bicker during this entire quiz, it’s my turn now.

Puddles: Well lookie who put on da big girl panties…hehehe.

Albert: Whitney, please proceed with your answer.

Whitney: Mother says one of her favorite things about me is how I lay on my back and wave my hands for her to pet by belly.


THE END

40 comments:

Mango said...

A most revealing post. I don't know, Puddles, the more I hear about you the more I wonder if you are a reliable pal. You sound kind of nutty.

Slobbers,
Mango

A MilShelb Mom said...

ahahahahaha! We loved it! We are glad we got to know more about all of you. :)
~Milly and Shelby

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

I just luvs learning all of these things about you, Albert and Whitney. I promise nevers to use any of this information for blackmailing you in the future....hehehe :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Minna Krebs said...

Dear Puddles,

My Mom is laughings so hard after reading your post, her eyes are leaking.
What a wonderful nickname you gots there.. Evilenie! (who woulds EVER give you that name?!?!?)

And hers is choking on her coffee when she read bouts you jumping on your moms lap while on da potty!
My brudder, Dude, used to do that in his younger days. He evens snuck in da pottyroom and jumped on da lap of a few visitors that did nots adequately lock the door! No worries, my moms said he grew out of that habit at bout ten years old...

Your furrend (and her leaky eyed mom)
MinnaK

Frankie Furter said...

Puddles I DID sign and I PAWmise not to blackmail you. Now, about that jumping on your mom's lap when she is going potty... if she would use the bafftub like you do... she wouldn't have that happen to her. Sometimes these two leggers just set us up to...drive them crazy.
This was one of your bestest posts.
PeeS... I'm thinkin' my girrrls would really like Whitney. She is all lady like and stuff.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

This post is always the best way to start the week and the day - lots and lots of good belly laughs. Puddles, you never cease to entertain us. Wish we lived closer.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Madi and Mom said...

You 3 doxies have my mom wiping her eyes and trying to get up off the floor...yep Albert I was on the floor. We enjoyed your answers and most of all your bickering. LOL

Whitney guess what? Mom's middle name is Lou and Lou is also her Mom's first name. Do you think you and Mom might be kin?

Madi and Mom

Lola said...

BOL! We can't stop laughing! Moms is falling off the chair at this one. You all make a pawfect family.

wags, Lola

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Good to know more about you guys. Are you serious Puddles that you can SING? Enjoyable n funny all about me post. Love it for a Monday post. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Those Elgin Pugs said...

HA HA HA!!!

Puddles {ooh yeahs and 'da others too's...what's dems names} {'da other siblings...hmmmm's, I thinks Puddles is 'da only childs like me's... right then}
WHATS UP!! Likes yous answers!! Too funnies!! I came from Mommy's tummy too!! No one believes 'dat butt it's true!! SNORTS!!
We's a lots alike yous and I girlfriend!! We's very diVA likes!! Hee Hee!!
Yous pee pees in 'da tubs!!! Ha Ha!! My brother Anakin Poops on 'da kitchen floor and Josie pees on blankets. I am innocent I don't do those sorts of things (unless 'dey have proofs) hee hee!!

Glad yous studys for Pearls test!!
Lunch today??

Loves,
IzZY

Sam and Pippen said...

Good thing we didn't sign on the dotted line... we took lots of notes, Puddles, to use at a later date!

Sam and Pippen

Martha and Bailey said...

Great post all three of you.Yes that Puddles Duddles thinks she is the ruler of the universe but we're not so sure.
We kinda take turns in this house to be Alpha!
Of course all three of you are related to us bassets, you are our hound cousins.
That is how you are so good at the sniffing!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

houndstooth said...

BOL! Puddles, I almost fell off the couch I was laughing so hard! That was a very revealing interview. Too bad there are no pictures of you jumping in your mom's lap like that! I think I'd pay to see those pictures!

Bunny

Mr. Pip said...

Puddles - Love the quiz and I promise not to blackmail you with it at a later date!

This was very funny and a perfect way to start off the week. Do you really run full speed into the wall? I have been known to walk into a wall, but not at full speed!

Your pal, Pip

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Puddles and all!~ That was fun! Woo have inspired me to do this. I only am bummed that Mum says I have to include the Cat! Can woo believe that? Blackmail? Woo me? never would have thought of that!
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Pee Ess Woo- Mum says that if Whitney is licking her feet it is usually an allergy, either food, grass .. just about anything, both of her last couple of doggies had the same issue and Scampi has started doing that too. Mum is trying a new food.

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL......we have decided that your household would be very boring without dear Puddles to liven things up!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx

Agnes B Bullock said...

Puddles the Great rides again!!!

Zona said...

Did you forget me while I was away?

BOL!! When Phoenix jumps on mom's lap in the loo, she shrieks with joy too! Even though she claims it's NOT joy at all, I don't believe her!

Wags,
Zona

mayziegal said...

Hehe! Has your mom read this post yet cuz I'm not sure she's gonna be all that excited that you told abouts jumping in her lap whiles she's pottying. I also wonders if everybuddy just slept the day away before you came to lives with them cuz everything was so boring and predictable?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

hero said...

BOL... that's a hilarious one... you know what they say, three's a company and with Puddles, there's never a dull moment in the company.

Licks, hero

Pearl said...

hehehee!

Oh, I loved your answers! You guys are a hoot!

Miss Puddles, you are nuthin' but trouble! I have GOT to learn some things from you. I think I'll start with the jump-on-the-lap-while-pottying trick. Momma will LOVE that.

Your two siblings sound like angels!

xo
Pearl

Ruby and Penny said...

Peeing in the bathtub. Penny needs to learn that trick. She likes to pee on the floor.
Love Ruby & Penny

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Puddles, I don't get what's up wiff those so-called "bad habits." They sound like strengths to me...

Luv,
Cloud

♥I am Holly♥ said...

That is just too funny Puddles!! You can come with the best answers and things that it makes mom laugh so much! We forgot to sign the disclaimer though! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Life With 5 Dogs said...

You 3 Doxies, gave us a good laugh!
What a Nickname Puddles "Demon Dog"
I can't imagine that fits you very well(lol)! Thats for Sharing all that! Very Very Funny!

Junior and Orion said...

Those are some tough questions, and some of your answers made us
laugh. We can't wait to learn more about all of you.

Tank said...

Puddles - what a delightful glimpse into your life... marred only by the inclusion of those other 2 dogs. I've forgotten their names.

I've sent a letter to the President of the United States requesting that the month of July be declared Puddles History Month and that he name July 28th a national holiday. I really can't fathom why this hasn't been done before now... the President's priorities are obviously screwed up.

pees oops- forgot to sign on that dotted line

Remington said...

Puddily! I think you are the most amazing girl I have ever met! I think about you all the time! I just can't wait to see what you do next. You must keep everyone in your house entertained!

little princess Luna~ said...

puddie poos and sir albert and little whitney--that was the bestest interviews evers~!! i think it might be even betters than this one that i read about fashion guru coco chanel~! this interview should be in VOGUE or MODERN DOG magazine. :)

XO,
luna

Asta said...

I just looove intewviewses
It sounds to me like all of you awe quitew pawfect..well, maybe some of you awe a little bit mowe pawfect than othews, but Puddles, I just know that between youw bootiful singing voice and youw vewy endeawing jumps into laps, you would be my vewy favowitest .
It's nice to have a family wif diffewent pawsonalities..othewise it would be sooo boooowing
don't you think?
smoochie kisses
ASTA

JD and Max said...

He he he - oh Puddles, it's a good job you're a doxie and not a mastiff with some of your revelations! Otherwise your mama would have one hell of a surprise when she went potty, he he he! A very revealing post, we really enjoyed finding out more about you. Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh the visions dancing in my head -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles, Albert and Whitney!
I loved your answers!
Hmmmm.... looks like someone has lots of bad habits, right?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

El'bow and Hauwii said...

that was so interesting :D
well you all 3 officale in pur furiend list yeaaah

kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Zona said...

BOL! You give my photographer WAY too much credit. That's not me in that first photo. Heheee.. since my mom isn't that talented, I found it online. You live at PUDDLES Lane?? We are are so important.

Wags,
Zona

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
grrreat quiz post! i loved reading all your answers and bonus points for getting miss whitney to come out of her shell at the end! teehee.
*woof*
the booker man

Dog Foster Mom said...

Hi Puddles, Whitney and Albert... I was SHOCKED to find out that Albert is the alpha dog. Until I realized that Puddles must be like Ziggy - he just does whatever he wants, regardless of anyone else. I think Puddles and Ziggy have a lot in common.

Leonardo said...

Puddles,
I don't think Oprah could have done a better interview.

Mom laughed so hard she almost fell off the chair. I maintained my newfie composure and then ran and told Grady what a great household you guys live in.

Have a great day,
Leonardo

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

This is so cute. Best post ever. Puddles you crack me up. There is nobody else like the Puddles. God forbid if there was.

Love how you jump on your Mommy's lap when she goes poddy. Of course she was shricking for joy!!

{{{hyuggies}}}...Mona

Twix said...

Goodness! I have been such a bad BFF! I've been reading your posts every day but not commenting. I've been doing that a lot lately...not just with you. Sumptin is up with my mom lately and I can't quite figure it out. She hasn't been helping me out too much with blogging.
Anyway, we somehow missed this post. Lucky we were making sure we hadn't missed any! Ok, I thought your previous post about peeing in da tub was just for entertainment. Apparently, I was wrong! I would love to see you in action with the running at full speed and running into the door to open it. hahahahehehe....I can just imagine! Surely your mom loves it when you jump in her lap when she is on the potty. She needs something to do while she sits there, right? Might as well pet you. My bro, Max (rip) used to jump on the table too. That brought some memories back for mom.
Tell Albert he is a Tweenie like me!
I have a few questions for you....maybe you can answer them this month.
1. Did your pawrents get Albert as a puppy too?
2. You told me before your mom never had a girl doxie before you but I thought Whitney was a girl?
3. If I remember correctly, Whitney was a rescue from a breeder, is that how you and Albert joined your family?
4. Are you really the only crazy dog at your house? Or do you just make the other two seem perfect and innocent to get all the blogging attention? I don't know if I could share the attention like you have to. You are such a saint! ;o)
Hugs,
Twix