Oh and ummmm…does ya’ll mind signing da dotted line below? It’s just a formality so nobuddy goes and uses dis fur blackmail purposes. Okays after you sign we continue.
Oh wait...hang on. I gots to get comfy fur my interview.
Brudder not happy withs da Puddles. He usually calls dibs on da couch.
"I can not believe I am sitting on the floor"
"What did I ever do to deserve living with that crazy puppy?"
Name and age:
Albert: Albert Einstien, 8 years old
Puddles: Puddles Duddles Rainwater, almost 2 years old
Whitney: Whitney Lou, age disputable, 8 or 9 (will follow up at a later date)
Albert: I am in between a miniature and a standard long hair dachshund.
Puddles: Well that’s just da silliest question I’ve ever heard…look at me…I’m a GIRL!
Whitney: I am a long hair dachshund, just like Albert
Albert: Buddy, Big Boy, The King
Puddles: Damnit, Evilenie, Demon Dog, Peanut (on a good day)
Whitney: Little Momma, Pretty Girl
Where'd ya come from:
Albert: I was obtained from a highly reputable breeder in the state of SC.
Puddles: Oh’s I came from my momma’s tummy of course.
Albert: Puddles, you came from the same breeder as I did.
Puddles: well, technically I came from my momma’s tummy.
Whitney: Ummmm….well I, uh…came from a breeder also.
Puddles: Ya’ll haves to excuse sissy, her being all shy and stuffs.
Albert: I prefer Iams Weight Control Biscuits
Puddles: Oh them things be nasty tasting, I loves me some Cesar's chewie treats in prime rib flavor...yum!
Whitney: Uh, well I like the Cesar things too because they don't hurt my gums. I lost many teeth when I came to my new home.
Favorite Human Person:
Albert: My dear mother, she is my whole life.
Puddles: Golly, this is a tuffy cuz I loves my mum and I loves My Girl. My Girl gives me treats but mum feeds me. Uh, I choose both.
Whitney: Mother, paws down. She protects me and makes me feel safe.
Albert: I have no bad habits as I am perfect.
Puddles! Pay attention, it’s your turn!
Puddles: Oh sorries, I gots distracted. Um, my worst habits? Oh I gots none of those eithers. Okays, how much time do we's haves…hehehe. Lets’s see, barking, digging, jumping, peeing in da baff tub, chasing squirrels, stealing stuffs, running at full speed and slamming into da door to opens it, scratching at da door, catching bugs, refusing to be a good model, jumping on da kitchen table when no buddy is around….
Albert: Okay, thats good enough.
Whitney: Uh, I would have to say, walking around endlessly and cleaning my feet when I finally do sit down.
Most embarrassing moment:
Albert: I have never had an embarrassing moment in my life.
Puddles: Aaaaaah Bruuudder, but what’s bout dat time you hads your you know whats cut off?
Albert: Puddles, you are not suppose to mention that on the blog. Furthermore, that was never to be brought up again. Please continue with your answer.
Puddles: Well to tells ya da truf, I’ve nevers really been embarrassed. I just kinda laughs with everbuddy else. No need to bes embarrassed bout anything.
Whitney: I can’t recall anything either.
Family Dynamics:(this is a question for those of you with more than one animal in the house. i.e. who is alpha? who is the cuddler? who is the naughty one? etc. I just want to know how you fit into the family!)Albert: I am the alpha dog through and through.
Puddles: I’s don’t really understand dat question.
Albert: the question refers to what position you hold, as in alpha, which you are not, beta, and omega.
Puddles: Oh, I gets it now. Well, I’m not old nuffs to be in a sorority so I says Not Applicable.
Whitney: I’m still trying to figure out my position in this so called hierarchy.
Person’s Favorite Thing About You:
Albert: You’re kidding right? Mother loves everything about me, especially the fact that I actually listen to her.
Puddles: Oh, dats easy. Mum loves to hears me sing…hehehe. Okays, I be serious. Well, mum likes it when I jump in her lap while hers going potty.
Albert: I don’t think that is an endearing quality that mother would call a favorite of yours.
Puddles: Oh yea, then why hers shriek with joy when I do it?
Albert: It’s not a shriek of joy dear…
Whitney: Oh good God, would you two shut up! You two have done nothing but bicker during this entire quiz, it’s my turn now.
Puddles: Well lookie who put on da big girl panties…hehehe.
Albert: Whitney, please proceed with your answer.
Whitney: Mother says one of her favorite things about me is how I lay on my back and wave my hands for her to pet by belly.