Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Eww de Mayzie

Heyhey! Ya’ll will just nevers know how good it feels to be back at da puter. And ya’ll will nevers believe this either…well, yea ya will prolly will since it involves me. 
I felt all kinds of bad fur my BFF Mayzie cuz her mom and dad don’t preciate da finer things in life. Well I just had to call Mayzie up on da horn and talk her through her pain. And believes me or not, her was ever so grateful fur me reaching out to hers in her time of need. Ya know, furiends haves to have each other’s backs. Well low and behold hers sent me sumptin to 123 Puddles St….straight to MY mailbox. Ya’ll remembers MY mailbox right? Da one I keeps trying to get ya’ll to send stuff too. Anyway, back to my story…where was I? Oh yes, Mayzie’s pressie to me. Apparently my mum don't preciate high quality stuffs either.
No mum, honest I didn’t roll in no poop. What do you mean you don't trust my word? (checkie out my talens too)
 
Awwww, Mum you just don't understand. I gonna cry now. And there is no need to recite da Boy who cried Wolf story.
 
 
 Mayzie sent me da most fabulous smelling perfume that her bottled up all by herself. It’s called Eww de Mayzie .
 

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles
 
 
 

21 comments:

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahahha! Puddles! You look pitiful and I bet your Mom didn't believe you. lol Our Mom never believes us either.

Lola said...

Humans are not capable of appreciating fine and complex aromas the way we are. It's shame, really. It's bad enough that they miss out, but the fact that they insist that we also refrain from wearing them is so unfair, really.

wags, Lola

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Puddles you are standing in one great big puddle of trouble!!!

Mom had to lol because she thought of Toto trying to get out of the tub during his baths...she said he would just spin his back feet trying to crawl out of the wet deep tub.

Thanks for the smile,
Madi and Mom

houndstooth said...

You got some of that fabulous perfume and your mom WASHED IT OFF?! The HORROR! Poodles, I'm sending someone to get you right now! Here in the cornfield we have all kinds of smelly stuff to roll about in. We'll find something good!

Bunny

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Oh Puddles...you don't mean the good smelling stuff was washed off do you? You really do look rather pitiful. I am so sorry. Mom doesn't believe me most of the time either for some reason. Lots of love, Holly and her mom

JD and Max said...

Oooh, do you know what? One of our schnauzer pals in KL sent us a SPA treatment last year! At first we were horrified - we're big, butch, manly doggies, why would WE want a spa treatment? Oh, the HORROR! But do you know what this treatmenet was? It was mud! Yup, that's right - MUD from the dead sea! We were deliberately slathered in oodles of cooling, sticky mud, it was GREAT! Mind you, we're still not quite sure how THIS mud was any different from the stuff we dive into when we're out on our walks.... Sigh - sometimes humans are VERY difficult to understand. Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Sammy and Andy said...

Poor Puddles!!!!!!!!

We posted a doxie on our Cute Critters site today, and we thought of you when we did it!!!!!! If you haven't visited that site, here's the url: http://doggywood.blogspot.com/

We luvsya!!!!!!!!!

Junior and Orion said...

Uh-oh Puddles! We see what you are in, and that is never a fun thing. Nope, humans just don't have the sense of smell we do, therefore they can't appreciate the truly wonderful smells that we appreciate. Why, we get hollered at every time we sniff each others bootie! We are just making sure an alien hasn't taken over our bodies!!!!!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Just when you get it right, they BATHE you!!! Shame on them!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, have woo reapplied any good stuff yet?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Puddles, we got some of that too - humans have no sense of smell.
Sorry your perfume got washed off by your silly mom.
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx

little princess Luna~ said...

oh puddie poo--i can see how much you are hating your bath~! and wow--look at those talons--serious work there. what nail salon do you go to?? ;)

yay for pressies~!!!! someday i'll get to write about pressies i hope. :D

xo,
luna

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ya know, Puddles, the humans never get it - there's nothing better than a good smell - why don't they understand? Sorry for that bath torture.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Ina in Alaska said...

We about died from exhaustion just waiting for Puddles to get back on the puter. We hope your other 2 Doxies are eating again too. So sorry about the bath. One of our specialties is to immediately go out in our yard and roll around right after we come home from the spa. Our mom does not like it but we love to roll in whatever is laying around out there. Welcome home to your mommy!! Huggies from Toby, Ginger, Jeter and Halle xoxox

Frankie Furter said...

Hey Puddles, When you and Mayzie get your fume factory going... could I be your furst cuss toe mer??? I would buy to bottles of your bestest. One for Ruby and One for Penny.
Will you have a big sale at furst??? Maybe a Three Fur deal then I could have one fur myself.
Let me know!!!

Asta said...

Puddles
I had to take a baf too(you'll see the pitiful pictoowes soon) btw, you look way bettew wet than i do..
You must smell delightful wif Ewwww de Mayzie.
I can't believe youw mom doesn't believe you wif that honest , innocent m, bootiful face
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Zona said...

This is horrifying. WHY do they resort to B.A.T.H. after we finally come in smelling of such wonderful perfume? Two-leggers... sheesh! I'll be first in line at the day spa you and Mayzie open!

Wags,
Zona

hero said...

The hoomans can never appreciate finer things in life, do they... we feel you, Puddles.

Licks, hero

Dog Foster Mom said...

Puddles, I don't know why your mom wouldn't believe everything you tell her. Where is the trust? How rude.

Oh and Noelle said you are definitely one of her favoritest friends ever. You and Mayzie are like her role models. Which scares me. A lot.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Mayzie sent you a pawesome present!
Now... is your mom who does not appreciate it! Hmmm...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Twix said...

Puddle, it looks to me like you are in some deep....
Oh, I better watch out or I will be the one in trouble. Did you need me to come over and have a talk with that mom of yours? It sounds like somepup needs to really let her know whats up! Sheesh!
Please tell me you have more than one BFF or I will be heartbroken. Oh, and I have talons too!
Snuggles,
Twix