Monday, June 7, 2010

I Thinks I Was Abducted By An Alien

Greetings Earthlings! My weekend was rather odd…I guess you could say it Out Of This World. So, in light of da recent paranormal activities that took place heres over da weekend, I‘m not actually sure who or what is writing this post. It is either me ,Puddles (AKA: CBP, Poodles, Puzzles, Puddie Poo, Puddles Puddin Pie, etc) or da alien that abducted my soul and moved in my doxie body temporarily…I hope. What ? Ya’ll don’t believes my body was overpowered by aliens from another planet? Lucky for ya’ll I haves pictures to prove it. See….

Good Puddles or aliens?

I told you so. That’s me being good, so what other evidence does ya’ll need? Or maybe I’ve just been good all along and my body was just taken over by da alien a long time ago and he or it caused me to do bad things and now it has left me and now I’m like all kinds of good. So was I good to begin withs or am I really bad and now I’m good? Wait! I’m confused now. I thinks I need to go take a nap to contemplate this situation (yep, that was another dictionary word I learned). Boy, I sure do hopes those pictures of dam udder ship comes out. I’m gonna go download those right now (after my nap) to further prove to ya’ll that I’m not lying. This investigation will continue tomorrow when haves more evidence.

THE END...but not really.

Peace Out,



A MilShelb Mom said...

Well, alien invasion or not, you're pretty cute in the pics! They're really good!
~Milly and Shelby

Lola said...

Oh, that's a lot to contemplate there Puddles. As long as they didn't take you to their planet, I guess things are OK. If an awful lot of previously naughty dogs become good then we'll know we have an Invasion of the Doxie Snatchers situation on our hands. At that point, I'm not sure what to do, but Daddy is a big sci-fi fan so I'll ask him if he has any advice.

wags, Lola

Anonymous said...

Oh, no! I hopes they bring your soul back or whatever cuz, well, I have lotsa "good" furends already. But I only have one crazy daisy Puddles Pie!

Wiggles & Wags,

Madi and Mom said...

HA Puddles you are too funny. We see scheming in your eyes..what is it you are after? Mom says to savor the events...could just be Puddles Vit D deprived. Madi and Mom

Maggie Mae said...


If you has been taken by aliens, PLEASE don't stay away too long. I would miss you!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Minna Krebs said...

I agrees with Mayzie, we love our 'regular' Puddles. We dont wants you to become a STEPFORD DOG !

(But I do beleeves I see a twinkling of the "regular" Puddles in your eyes)

Frankie Furter said...

I do think you look super duper CUTE and all, BUTT... I want the REAL Puddles back. She is the one that we know and LOVE.
ALIENS... Give us back our Puddles... or else we are all gonna come and POOP in your space ship!!!! You've been WARNED!!

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles.
You sure look adorable. We hope your alien experience wasn't to traumatic and you are back to your SASSY self soon.
Love Ruby & Penny

♥I am Holly♥ said...

What a way to start a week! Tell us it isn't so Puddles!! We don't want you to be abducted by aliens and taken off somewhere. We like the Puddles we know and love to stay right here. Maybe it was a bad dream? Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL, we love you as yourself and as you are when alien invaded....good question as to which came first...the good or the not so good!!!!!! Happy Monday....xxxxxxxx

Junior and Orion said...

We think the aliens took over some time ago and have made you do some rather questionalbe things (we aren't calling them bad things). And you look very cute sleeping.

DoDo and MoMo said...

That pic looks puddely Puddles to us!

Martha and Bailey said...

Looking a lot like ET - have you phoned home?
We certainly don't think it is you Puddles.
If you are not back to normal in your next post we will turn out basset thoughts to how to assist you.
Martha and Bailey xxx
ps is it possible your humans might have drugged you?

little princess Luna~ said...

my puddie poo--goodness i am speechless! it sure does look like you but we'll see. and you are sooooo adorable in the second picture~!!!!


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA! Oh, Puddles, I noticed that dam udder thing right away but you have such way of talking, I thoughts that's what you MEANT to say. It was funny when I thoughts it was intentional and now it's even funnier when I know it's not.

I'm glad you're my furend. You makes me laugh. A LOT!

Wiggles & Wags,

Ina in Alaska said...

Hi Puddles, Poodles, Puddle Cuddle Bug... you are like Twinkie Twinkerson Maria Dolce Gabbana etc. etc....

We think the aliens left you with us so we could still laugh along with your stories... Maybe they will take away those neighbors!!! Maybe they hopped on the train and went to Frankie's house!!! xoxoxo

JackDaddy said...

I think someone slipped you some sleeping pills so they could go to the mall and go out to eat!!!

Check the credit card bill when it comes in!

Remington said...

Could you get any cuter?

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ha Ha - we just saw your comment on Mayzie's post and laughed out loud - we wondered about dam udder ship but thought we were just stupid:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Teacher's Pets said...

Hello...I am sooo glad the aliens did not abduct you or else I would be furry, furry sad to be all alone here on Earth without you!
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Daisy the Coonhound

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You are too funny. ALIENS??? Got your recent comment. YAH! It is printable, it is actually a 4x6photo card (my mom makes it). You guys have great photos, my mom would LOVE to make one for you. Still have issue with blogger, can't seem to sent you email from your profile so please send me an email at n I'll send you a copy of my bandana photo. Lots of Golden Thanks for your comment. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Zona said...

Don't worry... something tells me you're being "good" to lull your two-leggers into a false sense of security. I know this because I get that very same look in my eyes... usually after a very good Zona day and before a great Zona roll in perfume! BOL!


Anonymous said...

What type of cute aliens are we talking about here? The aliens that make you look sweet and adorable? Those are the good kind, silly! :) I guess it's too late to tell you about my "no bark" post since you saw it already. I did have you in mind when I was writing it :) The PetZoom worked like a dream for us and yes, you're supposed to use it on your neighbor's dogs, but the range is only 20 feet ;) I'm going to be testing it on the kitties next, just not the pregnant one! (although she's the one that's been shredding us all to pieces)

Lorenza said...

What happened??
I hope everything goes back to normal, alliens or not, and we will see again the real you!
Kisses and hugs

Anonymous said...

I think alien abduction would explain a lot. Yep... makes perfect sense. Can't wait to see those pics of your dam udder ship... bet she's a beaut!

Life With Dogs said...

As long as there were no probes...

Keisha said...

I try to be good, most of the tiems. I think it works, too. I only get really mad when I see a car that goes too fast, or a duck that lands on our back lawn. Then I'm a little scared. Other than that, I'm usually okay. :) Don't worry, I think u are from Earth.