Hi! Puddles Duddles Rainwater heres. Are you sick and tired of having to trek out in da rain to to takes care of your busyness? Tired of getting your paws all wet, dirty, muddy, nasty and just gross? Well, I haves your solution.
Introducing da….
Puddles Pro 1000
(not responsible fur doggiess that can't jump out)
That’s right furiends, only $19.99.! That’s only one, nine, nine, nine.
But wait, if you act now, we’ll even throw in this nifty flavored watering bowl….absolutely FREE!
(Decorations NOT included)
It can all be yours if yours fur jst da low price of $19.99. Remember this is a limited time offer only. Operators are standing by to takes your calls.
CALL: 1-800-Pro-1000
Please specify water bowl flavor: Klorine or bleach
(Please allow 87 years fur shipping)
40 comments:
That looks quite convenient and useful when the weather is stormy outside. I might look in to getting one.
Slobbers,
mango
We'll ask our Mom if we can have one! :)
~Milly and Shelby
ps- We don't go out if it's raining. We just go on the floor and Mom gets mad at us. Well, we have pee-pads... but no "potty" pads (if you catch my drift).
We want one! ^^
Well, I don't like going out in the rain....on the other paw, one of the good things about being a Shar Pei is that we can hold it....like forever, almost. Or at least almost all day. Maybe that doesn't work so well when we get really, really elderly, but then everyone just understands. But hey, good luck with your endeavors here. May we look forward to more products from you? Will you be on late night TV?
wags, Lola
Mommy won't let me have one of those cause it's too high for me jump into without Mommy's help and she too lazy. I guess I'll just stick to my pee pads but your inventionis lotyscheeper.
Puddles ... please don't leave them buggies alone. Holly got bit twice last year and had to go to the Vet.
Frankie Furter says Tigerwil be jelly about Taz coming for a visit but a girl can't have to many boys chasing her.
{{{huggies}}},...Mona
What a great idea Puddles! I know where mom keeps her credit cards so I will order 2 of them!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
We need one of those. It rained all weekend & mom made us go out and get wet.
How about some sort of escalator for us little dogs.
Love Ruby & Penny
Puddles (PDR) you and your assistant need to take your show on the road. This is hilarious!!! Give the mom a hi 5 for me...that is once you figure out how to get out of the slippery fiberglass thingy. We bet if you improve the shipping time you'll be a millionaire in a NY second. FYI: moms ugly shoes are slip proof..you want a pair?
Lol and Mol Madi and Mom
I dunno, Puddles. The Puddles Pro 1000 looks very much suspiciously like a B.A.T.H. I thinks I might takes my chances in the rain.
But I hopes you make a million bajillion green papers from it. And then maybe we can use those to starts our Spa business!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Are doggie steps included? I don't think I would be able to climb into that contraption on my own.
Your pal, Pip
Oh Poodles, you're going to be rolling in the dough! That's just genius! I hope I can be the first dog in town to get one!
Wait a minute! There's one in the bathroom already! Mom and Dad must really love me!
Bunny
hee - i was just in one of those this weekend and let me tell you, I came out less stinkier than when I went in and I am not very happy about it. But maybe I should have peed! What a great idea for next time!! :)
Puddles we think you will earn $87 million green papers when you sell your cool invention!
We go outside to TCB if you know what we mean. Neither rain, hail, freezing icicles or moose can stop us! We enjoy the colorful decorations we leave in the snow xoxoxoxo
LOL! How funny...wish I could train mine to do that. By the way...you are an excellent announcer! You should really be on TV!!!
Lotaluv from us all
MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA
PUDDLES!!!!!! You are brilliant. Like a 1,000 watt bulb!!! This is just the bestest ever. Everyone KNOWS that dachshunds HATE to go out in the Rain or SHIVER...Snow to Pee or Poop.
Soooo when will you be coming out with the handy dandy STEPS???
Brilliant!!!
I just don't understand why my mom is doing the BOL BOL BOL thingy.
Puddles you are quite the salesdoggie. Well take 2.
Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
Wooos Puddles! I like going out in the rain... I have one of those, but it is generally used here fur baths... not peeing... The water bowl is my favorite though, mine is called the magic well....
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
According to your post dated April 7, 2010, your name is Puddles Duddles Raindrop. You didn't seem to recognize your own initials, are you unsure of your full name too?? I only point this out because as I told Twink just last night, I think you have the best name ever... but now I'm not even sure what your name is and I'm forced to conclude that you don't either. It could be Puddles Duddles Raindrop or Puddles Duddles Rainwater or perhaps FIDO. Puddles (if that's really your name) what gives?
Nice try with your infomercial, but seriously, 87 yrs. for shipping? Do you realize a dog would have been dead for at least 70 yrs. before your product showed up at their door?? Not to mention how uncomfortable the dog would have been to die without ever being allowed to pee. I think you need to tweak the execution a bit, but great idea.
That sure looks like a good idea! You did very well on your furst evers infomercial!! I'll get mom to order me one or I'll just do it myself when she goes outside and doesn't see what I'm doing!! Lots of love, Holly and her mom
I thinks we already gots one of them upstairs! We never knew what it was used for before! When mom leaves the house, we try it out!
Thanks Puddles for the great info!
Sam and Pippen
Puddles, You are such a great salesdog! I was ready to buy fours (one for each of us)
Unfortunately, I keeps calling the toll-frees number and do not gets a response. I'll keeps trying though....the operators are prolly swamped with calls!
MinnaK
We'll take two Puddles, we would love the convenience! Ba Boom!!!
love you lots
Martha and Bailey xxx
WOW that was impressive Puddles! I bet you are going to be a millionaire in no time!
Oh Puddles, you DO make us giggle!
We'd like one each please - not sure if we can keep our legs crossed for 87 years delivery though.....yikes!
Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.
Ok, we're sneaking Mama's credit card & ordering us one!!!
PeeS-Does the watering bowl come with a handy-dandy ramp for ease of use?
(((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena
HA HA HA!!
Yousa funnies!!
We love this infomercial!! I's thinks we saws it on the TV last nights!! HEE HEE!!!
We three could soooo use ones!!
Good tinkings!!
xoxoxo,
Izzy, Josie &
Anakin Man
Pee-S
Mommy did growed ups in the Elgin areas and its funnies 'cuz her best friend lives in SC!!
It's a small worlds!!
Mommy wents to ST. Charles High School...
Hmmm.. I spent a lot of time in the Puddles Pro v. 1 today, after the unfortunate incident. I'm not sure if I'm ready for the 1000 model! I bet Phoeny would be on board though! (87 years... BOL!)
Wags,
Zona
I called the number, but some cat answered so I hung up!
Something about Being Lonely Tonight.... :)
Hello, I would like to place my order, please. I'll take ... the model! BOL I know you have it good where you live, Puddles. Stay where you are. Today's photo was one of astonishment. What really happened? Loved the photo!
Also loved the name "Stop" and the way you elaborated on it BOL You quack me up!
Twink!
miss puddles,
why is the line always busy when i call?!
oh, and my mama is a total dork for posting that picture of me. can't a labradude get a little privacy??
*woof*
the booker man
Khan we get a set of Ginsu knives too?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hi, Puddles!
Is it possible that you include some steps in the offer??
You know.... I have short legs...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
puddie poos you are the cutiest patooties little winnie dog out theres~!!
but hey! what's 19.99??
xo,
luna
LoL! What a wonderful infomercial! So is the 87 yrs for shipping in doggie or human yrs?
~Zoey~
Wow!!! those are some cool items! We will have to talk to Meowm and seeif we have room for those!
Puddles Duddles Rainwhatever,
we don't have lots of rain here, so no need for the Pee Pro....ooops I mean Puddles Pro 1000. Plus... I thinks I like the feeling of grass blades under my little feetsies. It starts the flowing process....if you know what I mean.
But a dog good idea Puddles!!
oxox
Rambo
Oh, dear, has your mom read this post? Are you permanently grounded?
OH MY GOSH> Puddles! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. You are hilarious!! I told you comedy is your forte!!! THANKS for making my day!
OH MY GOSH> Puddles! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. You are hilarious!! I told you comedy is your forte!!! THANKS for making my day!
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