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Hahahaha...ya'll thought that was a message from da aliens didn't ya'll? Ya'll gots all skeered didn' you?
This is me sleeping. I look kinda SWEET don't I? But who knows what I mights be dreaming of. (insert evil laughter)
So ya’ll remembers that alien spaceship I showed ya’ll on Cheeseday? Did ya’ll know it really wasn’t a spaceship afteralls? I know, I would haves never known it eithers until Brudder Albert told me so. You know know he knows bouts this scientifical stuffs cuz his name is Albert Einstien. Yep, he told me it is actually da Air Conditiong Unit. Some hows it makes our house cold when it is hot outside…how does it do that if it is outside da house and not in…duh. You know that is just stoopid if you asks me. And then…get this…then he told me I wasn’t acting like my real self cuz I was just too darn hot to do anything. Yea, Brudder said it was 91 degrees and with da humidity (what is humidity anyways) it made it even hotter. I’m thinking it was more like 156 degrees and it made me go into an Un-Puddle state. Uh huh, this is fur reals ya’ll. It is so NOT fun being Un-Puddlish.
And poor Frankie Flirter has a box just likes mine and I thoughts fur sures as da world it was little martian dudes that hads been messing with his ear hairs, you know, making them shorter and all. Well now my theory has just been poppeded. And poor Frankie has been stuffing his box withs snow all this time...hehehehe! Can't ya'll just see that?
When will da heat be overs? I haves sooooooo much to do.
Oooh, lookie at my nose, glads I don't haves no green boogers up theres.