HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME…

Well, thank you SELF

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME

Thank you Again.

HOW OLD AM I?

Oh, I bes 2 years old if you must know.

HA! I bets ya’ll had no idea it was my birfday today. Yep, today is my birfday.

So yesterday I mentiioned  I gots a suspicious package in da mail from Tank and I knew I hads to take evrey possible  precaution possible so I hads to call out HAZMAT and da bomb squad. You cann nevrs be too carefuls these days, especially when it comes to Lhasa Apsos dat bes taking a tractor cross country...nuff said.
Anyhoo, lets get down to da business of da package.

THE PACKAGE

Yep, purty suspicious if you asks me

Me without my butt showing

Dis here is da specialist...better him blowing up than me.

What? Oh da black blog is da specialist...AKA Brudder Albert

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He has deemed it SAFE so naow we may proceed but I's still kinda scared.

Gots to streeeeeeeeetch to gets myself prepared dis unveiling

Okays, I'm readies now.

Easy does it I say.

Oh hot diggity dog, I gots me some paper...wooooweeee, I loves me some paper!

Oh wait, they is mores in dat box.

What can dis bes?

Here is more in all it's glory

ALL MINE....MINE MINE MINE! It's an elephant and some Piggy Twists...YUM!

Oh dang it, it ain't all mine. I tell you bout dat in a second though. Furst I wanna show ya'll sumptin super special.

THIS......

Biggify dis to sees da writing from Tank's assistant.

Dat brought tears my eyes to tells ya da truth. I may not have evers been a shelter or rescue dog BUT we hold our hearts very close to those animals and we always do what we can to help them through da year and when diasters strikes. So dis donation is very special to me and my mum.

Somebuddy gives my mum a beer befores her looses it will ya? Gosh, her sure is sentimental.

Dis is my blue pyscho elephant I got. I tooks it to my secret spot. Okays, it's really Brudders bed but, oh well.

Okays, dis was what I was gonna show ya'll also.

Tank even sent dis freakishly weird pig and gum to My Girl. She was absolutely overs da moon happy. I think Piggie has growths on it so I's gets betters look at laters...hehehehe!

Tank, Thank you so very much fur da safe pressies. I am so very honored dat you remembered my birfday...hehehe! One of these days I will get you to admit da fact dat you likes me ...in a platonic way of course.

I must apologize on behalfs of my Foto Graphy lady, hers didn't gets da piktures of me in my dress dat Remington gaves me done in time. Okays, dat was like a really weird sentence...anyways, I'llhave those done tomorrow.

THE END

Peace Out,

Puddles

PEES:

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