Wednesday, July 28, 2010

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME…
Well, thank you SELF
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME
Thank you Again.
HOW OLD AM I?
Oh, I bes 2 years old if you must know.

HA! I bets ya’ll had no idea it was my birfday today. Yep, today is my birfday.

So yesterday I mentiioned  I gots a suspicious package in da mail from Tank and I knew I hads to take evrey possible  precaution possible so I hads to call out HAZMAT and da bomb squad. You cann nevrs be too carefuls these days, especially when it comes to Lhasa Apsos dat bes taking a tractor cross country...nuff said.
Anyhoo, lets get down to da business of da package.


THE PACKAGE
Yep, purty suspicious if you asks me



Me without my butt showing


Dis here is da specialist...better him blowing up than me.

What? Oh da black blog is da specialist...AKA Brudder Albert
.
He has deemed it SAFE so naow we may proceed but I's still kinda scared.
Gots to streeeeeeeeetch to gets myself prepared dis unveiling

Okays, I'm readies now.
Easy does it I say.


Oh hot diggity dog, I gots me some paper...wooooweeee, I loves me some paper!
Oh wait, they is mores in dat box.
What can dis bes?

Here is more in all it's glory
ALL MINE....MINE MINE MINE! It's an elephant and some Piggy Twists...YUM!
Oh dang it, it ain't all mine. I tell you bout dat in a second though. Furst I wanna show ya'll sumptin super special.

THIS......



Biggify dis to sees da writing from Tank's assistant.

Dat brought tears my eyes to tells ya da truth. I may not have evers been a shelter or rescue dog BUT we hold our hearts very close to those animals and we always do what we can to help them through da year and when diasters strikes. So dis donation is very special to me and my mum.
Somebuddy gives my mum a beer befores her looses it will ya? Gosh, her sure is sentimental.


Dis is my blue pyscho elephant I got. I tooks it to my secret spot. Okays, it's really Brudders bed but, oh well.

Okays, dis was what I was gonna show ya'll also.
Tank even sent dis freakishly weird pig and gum to My Girl. She was absolutely overs da moon happy. I think Piggie has growths on it so I's gets betters look at laters...hehehehe!

Tank, Thank you so very much fur da safe pressies. I am so very honored dat you remembered my birfday...hehehe! One of these days I will get you to admit da fact dat you likes me ...in a platonic way of course.

I must apologize on behalfs of my Foto Graphy lady, hers didn't gets da piktures of me in my dress dat Remington gaves me done in time. Okays, dat was like a really weird sentence...anyways, I'llhave those done tomorrow.

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

PEES:
click HERE fur da links to da roast

70 comments:

Lola said...

Oh, nice pressie, Puddles. Happy birthday to you! I hope you have the best one ever!

lotsa birthday licks, Lola

Lola said...
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Lola said...

Sorry about the above. I got so excited about your birthday I posted twice by mistake.

houndstooth said...

Great presents, Puddles! I think you deserve them and we really hope you have the best of birthdays! You make everyday more entertaining by just being you!

Bunny

Three Dogs Long said...

Yappy Barkday, Puddles!! Those are some awesome prezzies!


(((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Happy Birfday Puddles!!!!!!!

We's so glad to be's yous furriends!!!! Yous don't looks two!!
Come On's!! Yous Jokes!!

Eat lots of PupCakes and Rest and plays wits alls yous new prezzies!!Enjoy yous day and don't forget to calls yous boyfriend Gump!! hee hee!!

xoxoxo,
Izzy Josie and Anakin Man

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Happy birthday, dearest Puddles.
I hope this time next year we are still friends cuase I just can't imange my life with THE PUDDLES!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Mommy too!!

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Happy birthday, dearest Puddles.
I hope this time next year we are still friends cuase I just can't imange my life with THE PUDDLES!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Mommy too!!

the booker man said...

HAPPY HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY, MISS PUDDLES!!!!!!
enjoy your day and your new super awesome pressies from tank!!
*woof*
the booker man

The Monkeys said...

Such awesome presents!

We're here from Sammy and Andy's to wish you a happy birthday and to thank you for dropping by for Samson's birthday yesterday!

DoDo and MoMo said...

Happy barkday! ^^

Madi and Mom said...

Morning Puddles and Happy Happy Birthday!!! What very thoughtful presents Tank sent to you and your girl. Mom squealed when she saw the pink piggy. We're off to read your roast now!!! It sure is fun to see someone other than one's self get roasted. HA!!!
Madi and Mom

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Puddles! Have a great day.

Ruby and Penny said...

Happy Happy 2nd Birthday Puddles.
Have a fabulous day filled with fun and family.
Love Ruby & Penny

Minna Krebs said...

Girlfurend! YOUR day is finally here! Seems like it took furever to get here (at least to all of us..heehee)

Now sits back on your most famous BUTT and enjoy da day!!!

Birthday Huggies and Smoochies

MinnaK

Ms. ~K said...

Happy Birthday!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy amd Buddy

Maggie Mae said...

Happy Birthday Puddles Duddles!

Have a grreat day and enjoy your new pressies :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mr. Pip said...

Happy Birthday Puddles! I always forget you are only 2 - still a baby! I hope people don't think I am a dirty old man (since I am 12!) hanging out drinking with you!

Your pal, Pip

P.S: Great gifts from Hank! Especially that cool book!

The Heartbeats said...

Happy Birfday Puddles!

Remington said...

I hope you have a very Happy Birthday, Miss Puddles. May it be filled with lots and lots of treats and many hugs! Enjoy!

mayziegal said...

Stupid blogger ates my last comment to you! I think it's jealous-like of all the attentions you're getting.

Anywho...those were very much nice pressies from Tank and I'm Most Glad they didn't blow up. Um, but they might be on a delayed timer, you know.

I'm Most Tickled that you liked my roastie to you and that you thoughts the twin picture was funny. Me and mom just giggled ourselves sill over that.

Oh! And I tolds Lola the same thing abouts a book of Puddles Poetry!!! See? I told you we was twins!

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Wooos Puddles Rainwhatever....
We really want to wish woo the most Happy Barkday! We went and read all of woo roasts, but we must say woo are one of the most loved puppys in the blog world!
We love woo!
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Sammy and Andy said...

Happy 2nd Birthday, sweetie!!!!!! What wonderful pressies...and our mama loved the piggy Your Girl received!!

We purr that you will have the best day ever......we're on our way to your roast. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tank said...

I wanted to send you a giant package of tp from Costco or Sam's, but my asst. said that would be tacky... I said "Duh!... WHO are we shopping for?!!"

Have a great birthday and try to stay out of trouble for one day, will ya?

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Puddles, ♫ Happy Birthday to you ♫

We hope that this day brings each and every happiness your little ♥ could desire.

Sallie said...

Yay! Birthday!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Happy Happy Birfday! Wishing you Lots of Golden Wishes. Enjoy your great presents. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ina in Alaska said...

Wow, Tank got you some really nice presents! Happy Birthday #2 Sweet Puddles! We always enjoy your visits to our blog (although our mom always has to preview your comments first before she lets us read them!). We will enjoy a Bud Light Lime later in your honor!! Have a super fun day, now we are off to read the roasts! xoxoxo Toby, Ginger, Jeter and Grand Diva Halle the Former Jersey Shore Girl.

Marg said...

Oh my Puddles you are so cute. This is our first visit here and we love your blog. First we want to wish you a super duper birthday. Those presents from Tank are just wonderful and I am glad there wasn't a bomb in there. Hope you have great day today and many more of them and we certainly will be back to visit. We look like a cat blog but we do own two doggies.

DogsMom said...

Blogger ate my comment too!
Just wanted to say Happy BArkday. You got great pressies and I look forwrd to seeing your dress.

2 is young, so you are still allowed a bit of mischief.

Nubbin' Tails said...

Happy Birfday to you, happy birfday to you, happy birfday deeaarrr Puddles, happy birfday to you! Hope you have a most wonderful day full of treats and loves!

Wags!

Mr. Nubbin'

Frankie Furter said...

Of Course... what was I thinking. Only Puddles Duddles RainBARREL BUTT... would Wish and Sing Happy birthday to ... HERSELF!!! BOL BOL BOL... SOOOOOO TYPICAL.

hero said...

Happy Barkday, Puddles!... and many more to come. Hope you'll have a wonderful day filled with joy and cuddles... nice pressies from Tank too.

Licks, hero

rottrover said...

Happy Birthday Miss Puddles! You sure do make us laugh!! Enjoy your day and get an extra snuggle from your Girl.
from your rottweiler friends (we love beer, too! it's a German thing)

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Charli and me said...

Happy birthday Puddles!!! We hope you have a great day. Our post is up. Thank you for the invitation :>)
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Puddles,
Happy Birthday to you!!!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Wonderful pressies Puddles!!! Happy Birthday!!! We hope you have a wonderful and great day and may it be your very best birthday yet with many many more to come!!! Lots of birthday hugs to you! Love, Debbie and Holly

Sam and Pippen said...

Happy Birthday, Puddles! We are amazed that you are only 2 years old!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. You're welcome on hosting the roast! It's so much fun to read everyone's posts.

Bebiie said...

Happy Birthday :)

cody from Tucso said...

boo hoo -- mum tried the link to the roast, but it said it wasnt availa le. What did she do wrong????

luv
cody in arizona

Junior and Orion said...

HAPPY PURRTHDAY PUDDLES!!!!!!!

That is a wonderful present you got from Tank!!!!!!

Barbara said...

Happy Birthday Puddles!! We need your address so we can Paw It Forward to you!

xxx
Trixie and Minnied

Zona said...

HAPPY BIRFDAY! What great pressies. I'm sure you're going to have a fantastical day! Can't wait to see your birfday dress!!

I'm off to the roasts!

Wags,
Zona

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

HAPPY BERFDAY PUDDLES!!! WE hope you are having the mostest pawsome day! That was sure a nice, big box of berfday pressies you got there!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Happy Berfday Puddles!!! My mom let out a huge SQUEEE when she saw that baby picture of you. Love your pressies, Tank is pawsome! Maybe you can get a hold of dat pink pig and pull the growths off of him?

Luv,
Cloud

ABBY said...

Happy birthday Puddles!
We came by from Sammy and Andy's blog (and sweet Diva Madi)...

purrin

xo
Abby

Alien said...

Glad you liked my roast. Be sure to stop back and see some of the comments your friends left you. Quite the amusing bunch.

Love,

Those Elgin Pugs said...

EHEM...

HEYA BABY... IT'S GUMP

{hee hee}

HOW'S ABOUT COMING OVER AND SEEING YOUS BIG MAN

{bah ha ha ha}

I'VE MISSED MY BABY SO!! DON'T BE ASHAMED OF ME NO MORE!!

{do you tinks peoples will notice ours headers show ups..those elgin pugs??}

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

See, we told you Tank was OK - great pressies - love the donation idea. And that pink piggy is so cute. Tell Brudder he did a good job checking things out.

Mom loves that bedspread she sees there, is that a hand-crocheted one? It is gorgeous.

Hope the rest of your special day and the year ahead are super wonderful for the Puddles.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Aksharaa said...

And Puddles,
we are your 100th followers.
how koool is that?

Happy birfday again!
wags,
Gin n bud

kissa-bull said...

oh puddles deawest of the pibble hearts. we wish you the most bewootimus barkday ever to be!!!!we send you all our most slobbery and sugary pibble sugars wiff lotsa sweetness just for the puddles.
we ruff you furry much so

the pittie pack

Bijou said...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy Puddles!

I had to come over to meet you after reading about you on Tank's blog.

You seem to be prudy normal to me.

Waggles,
Bijou

JackDaddy said...

Oh most happy happy birthday! I'm glad you didn't try the gum. It gets stuck to your teeth and then you have to get them brushed!!

Leonardo said...

Hey Ms. P.

Here's wishing you the bestest 2nd birthday ever!

We hope you have an awesome day, get lots of pressies and get to eat lots of cake and ice cream!

Love Leo, Grady and Mom

Texas The Doxie said...

HAPPPYYYY BIIIRRTTHHHDAAAAAAAAAY PUDDDDDDDDDDDDLESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

You are the same age I am now! But I'm older cause I already had my birthday for a long time before you got your birthdays!

~Texas

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

OMD!

I had NO idea it was your birfday!

Why did woo keep it such a sekhret?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Great stuff BTW!

sprinkles said...

I keep seeing roasts for you all over the place so I thought I'd come over and wish you a very Happy Birthday!!!

Next year will be the big one! You'll be 3 which in dog years really means you're 21!!! You can go out and party like it's 1999. BOL

Those are some most excellent pressies you got there!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Puddles. What wonderful prezzies. WE'll have to check out your roast. (Is that beef or pork?)

Bocci said...

Happy Birthday Puddles! what a pile of booty you got from Tank! And so nice of him to think of the Gulf coast animals needing help...

Talk with you soon,
Your buddy,
Bocci

Erika said...

Happy Birthday Puddles!

Erika said...

Happy Birthday Puddles!

Minna Krebs said...

HOLY SCHMOLEY!!! You gots over 60 comments now! You be da Queen of Blogville todays (don't let it goes to your head!)

I'm so glads you had this birfday today! Mom had troubles working cuz she was having too much fun reading everybuddys roasts!

Our tummies hurts from laughing!

MinnaK

PeeS I cants beleeve you didn't share your secret boyfurrend wif me...da Gump! Bwahahhahah!

Lorenza said...

Haaaaaaaappy Birthday, Puddles!
Tank sent you pawesome presents!
And the donation in your name... wow!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mango said...

Happy Birthday, Miss Puddles. You sure got roasted toasted butt good.

Slobbers,
Mango

Twix said...

Happy Birthday little lady! Tank is such a nice guy, now you know why I tried to set you two up! He gives great gifts too! I'm sorry I didn't get your roast done. We've been having some issues here. I still love you and am very glad you are my furiend! I hope you had a great day with butt loads of treats!
Snuggles,
Twix
PS: Mom says if you want to get lots of treats make sure you ask for a large butt....like hers (thats from me, not her!)

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Happy birthday, Puddles!!! And I don't blame you for being suspicious about anything from Tank - he could be sending your squirrel parts or something! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

Teddy Bear said...

Happy Barkday, Puddles!

Love,
Teddy Bear

puppy love petwear said...

Happy 'belated' birthday puddles!! Love your new elephant & Piggy toys :) M xx

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

What a fun box! That was nice of tank to make a donation in honor of your barkday!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Twinkietinydog said...

Sweetie! A day late for your birthday, I'm so sorry. I lost a day because we had a vet emergency and no sleep. We're all home doing ok now, but I feel really bad I didn't make it here on time, especially since the whole world celebrated you.
Happy second birthday sweet girl and many more roasts in your glorious life.
Love,
Twinkie and pack and family!
Now we shall sing to you: no, we won't. We love you ;)

Miss Reina and Lil Torres said...

happy birthday puddles!!!!!!!!