Dis was me on da night I came home...ya'll do a collective Ooooh and Awwwwe.
September 26, 2008
Ya'll sees how sweet and innocent I was
Okays, I gots it now.Ummmm, to tell you da truths, My Girl totally made my name up, it came from absolutely no wheres and has no fantastical story behind it. Hers had da name Puddles picked out before hers had even met me. Howevers, mum tried and tried to gets da Girl NOT to name me Puddles, hers tried reals hard to persuade da Girl to name me, wait fur it….MARIE! Yea tell me bouts it, Corny.
I told da Girl, “Don’t you dares name me Marie, does I look like a Marie”. Why Marie you be asking? Well mum thoughts her would haves dis cool science thing going, you know cuz Albert was named afters Albert Einstein. Well in mum’s head it was cool but in reality it was just ridiculous. Oh Marie, as in Marie Curry. Now you see how stoopid dat be. All I can say is thank goodness My Girl didn’t gives in to da idea. I mean, I just couldn’t imagine my furiends saying, “Hey Marie is overs there dancing on da table.” or “ Marie be gone on a beer run’. See, it just haves dat ring like Puddles has.. Duddles came along shortly afters only cuz it rhymed. Okays, Rainwater came about cuz of da whole Puddles part. Gosh, you gotta loves da brain workings of a small child…nothing makes sense but yet it does.
November 26, 2009
Me, a year laters