Well anyways, lets me tell ya'll bouts my intervention. Oh and I ain't got no piktures fur proof eithers so ya'll just gonna haves to take my word fur it...hehehe! Ya'll know I bes all bouts proof in da puddin so I offers my apologies.
Okays so mum dropped me offs at da intervention clinic and I could tells right tnen them peoples were a bunch of suckers. They told me I was gonna haves to go through some sort of 12 step program to redeem myself. Oh dat made da Puddles go into a fit a laughter. Wait, it gets better. They said one of da steps was to make ammends...hehehehehehehehe...oh dat was hysterical. I says,"you means I gots to apologize fur stuffs" and they was all like "Yea". Then I was like," I am a dachshund, we don't really apologize". Then they sais sumptin but by then I was laughing too hard and didn't hear what they said. Crazy peoples.
So onto da next step da crazy peoples brought up was finding a higher power. I thought, you're kidding right! I says to them," I am Puddles and I AM a higher power, gots me a certificate to prove it too'. They didn't believes me fur some reason.
Well to makes a long story short....oh dat was Punny, get it...me being long AND short...anyways, by da second day all da clinic peoples had quit their jobs and stomped off saying they couldn't takes it anymore. They was all saying stuffs bout da Puddles talking back (cuz I'm very vocal ya know), me planting demonic things in da other doggies heads, me not taking da program seriously, and dis and dat. I said good ridence to them peoples and began my search fur a 'puter. Which I found and was able to comment to Frankie and Mayzie. Other than dat, I wasn't able to comment on any other blogs.
Sooooooo, if ya'll is wondering if da Puddles had a major breakthrough and has changed into a sweet little doxie, da answer would be NOOOOOOOOOO! ZI am still da same as ever befores. It's way too hard to break me down....hehehehe...lucky fur ya'll, huh?
PEES: Monday, I's gonna show ya'll what I gots in da mail from Remington...oh, I just loves him.
Wiat I gots another PEES!
PEES: don't furget to send your piktures fur da bachelorette Pawty