Friday, July 23, 2010

I ain't got no title

hey ya'll! I feels so special cuz some of ya'll missed me so dearly while I was away and I feels like I haves missed so MUCH in blogville.
Well anyways, lets me tell ya'll bouts my intervention. Oh and I ain't got no piktures fur proof eithers so ya'll just gonna haves to take my word fur it...hehehe! Ya'll know I bes all bouts proof in da puddin so I offers my apologies.
Okays so mum dropped me offs at da intervention clinic and I could tells right tnen them peoples were a bunch of suckers. They told me I was gonna haves to go through some sort of 12 step program to redeem myself. Oh dat made da Puddles go into a fit a laughter. Wait, it gets better. They said one of da steps was to make ammends...hehehehehehehehe...oh dat was hysterical. I says,"you means I gots to apologize fur stuffs" and they was all like "Yea". Then I was like," I am a dachshund, we don't really apologize". Then they sais sumptin but by then I was laughing too hard and didn't hear what they said. Crazy peoples.
So onto da next step da crazy peoples brought up was finding a higher power. I thought, you're kidding right! I says to them," I am Puddles and I AM a higher power, gots me a certificate to prove it too'. They didn't believes me fur some reason.
Well to makes a long story short....oh dat was Punny, get it...me being long AND short...anyways, by da second day all da clinic peoples had quit their jobs and stomped off saying they couldn't takes it anymore. They was all saying stuffs bout da Puddles talking back (cuz I'm very vocal ya know), me planting demonic things in da other doggies heads, me not taking da program seriously, and dis and dat. I said good ridence to them peoples and began my search fur a 'puter. Which I found and was able to comment to Frankie and Mayzie. Other than dat, I wasn't able to comment on any other blogs.
Sooooooo, if ya'll is wondering if da Puddles had a major breakthrough and has changed into a sweet little doxie, da answer would be NOOOOOOOOOO! ZI am still da same as ever befores. It's way too hard to break me down....hehehehe...lucky fur ya'll, huh?

THE END

PEES: Monday, I's gonna show ya'll what I gots in da mail from Remington...oh, I just loves him.
Wiat I gots another PEES!
PEES: don't furget to send your piktures fur da bachelorette Pawty
Peace Out,
Puddles

45 comments:

Mango said...

I would hate to have been at that intervention camp with you all mouthing off and whatnot. Sheesh. What a handful you are.

Plus I super know all about you now that I have read Frankie's blog. You seemed so sweet and innocent.

Slobbers,
Mango

Mr. Pip said...

Puddles - I will see you at Luna's tonight. I will bring the beer, but PLEASE remember my snacks. I think my mama may check my suitcase for cheeseburgers and chips. I am counting on you to help a hungry dog out!

Your pal, Pip

A MilShelb Mom said...

Hahahahaha! Glad you're still your normal Puddles Duddles self!
See you at Luna's!
~Milly and Shelby

thedivinemissmolly said...

YAY so glad your still the same Puddles I dont think I would like you changing. See you later at Luna's pawty and I have my hangover pills packed all ready just in case.............bol.
Pawty on dudette
Luvs
Molly
x

Maggie Mae said...

Title or no title you will still be my furiend. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS PAWTY TIME at Luna's!

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Puddles we were 200% sure you were ok and knew that you were off somewhere getting into lots of troubles!!! Mom was shocked right out of her socks when she read they 'pected' you, Miss Doxie Supreme, to apologize!!! Speaking of Rem....have you visited him today? If not be ready to 'gasp'!! That handsome hunk of mad dog is really stylin' today.

Oh PS Since your name is Puddles I figure you will know the answer to this question. Mom and my G-ma are going to a baby shower tomorrow. Do you think they are going to give lots of babies showers and if so will you Puddles Duddles Rainwater be there?
Hugs Madi

Madi and Mom said...

PS PS...my typist typed that Remington was a handsome hunk of mad dog.......she meant 'man dog'!!
I'm going to fire her butt in about 2 shakes of a cat's tail
Madi

houndstooth said...

I am sure that you taught them some valuable lessons at that clinic! I knew you'd come out better than ever!

Bunny

mayziegal said...

WOOHOO! That's my Puddles! I just knew you'd tell 'em what they could do with their intervention thingie. Why did Mango think you were sweet and innocent? I mean, you're totally super sweet but innocent? Gosh, I've learned SO much from you since we've been furends!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Minna Krebs said...

PUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank dogness you are back!!!!! You must have been gone fur like 87 years! (Well maybe not THAT long, butt it seemed like it)

I can't beeleeve they thoughts they could 'break' da Puddles at that clinic! Poor peoples, they had no clue they were up against da Power of da Puddles.

MinnaK

PeeS....we met a new furrend while you were gone. Its Frankie's cuzin Francine!! She is very pretty and very nice and seems to have a very Genuine pawsonality!

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles.
We're glad you are back. It's good to know that you didn't let those intervention people brainwash you.
Love Ruby & Penny

Pearl said...

Puddles! You are trouble with a capital T! And I love it!!!!

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

All we can say is PUDDLES PUDDLES PUDDLES!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
& Lolly Pop

Tucker said...

There gonna put a monitoring bracelet on you any day now.

woof - Tucker

Sammy and Andy said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!! We are happy you won out, Puddles, cuz you wouldn't be Puddles if you changed!!!!!!!

We love you just the way you are!!!!!!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you are just so funny! That's a good one about everyone quiting at the clinic hehehe!!! Have a great day!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

MAXMOM said...

Hey Puddles...
I think you and KING-TOFFEE came from the same stock!! LOL!
Sending lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SA

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Puddles!! We's can't believes 'dat yous not on PBS yets wits yous own shows!! We's waitin' to see yous on Sunday morning wits 'da garbs ons trying to collects our monies for yous drinkin' issues..

'da smoke screens is really some yous smoking.. Yous 'prolly weren't in rehabs butt in 'da Drunk Tanks!!

We's get to 'da buttoms of what happens!! So wheres 'dese so called pho-toes?? Did 'day burns ups!! SNORTS!!

Oh Wells.. see yous tonights 'den!! We's got "water" hee hee

xoxoxo
Josie and Izzy

Tank said...

I don't understand a word those Pugs wrote... but I did notice they mentioned my name. Hmm.

I also don't believe a word of your post Missy.

Remington said...

I am so happy they didn't change you! I like you just the way you are. You make me smile everyday! See you tonight -- BRING PJ'S! And no dancing on the tables!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

As I pawed on Frankie's post, I hope woo are somewhere khool fur it is hot enough to khook your furter!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
glad to know you will still be bringin' your pawty face to miss luna's slumber pawty tonight! YEEHAW!
*woof*
the booker man

Junior and Orion said...

We missed your deligtful picture yesterday, so we will have to come back a few times to make up for lost time.

We are very glad you are back, and tht you didn't let that intervention get the better of you!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Whew - we were worried they might change you - can't have that - we love you just the way you are:)

We are working on pics for the bachelor and bachelorette parties AND the wedding, but alas, we aren't very good with the whole wardrobe thing.

Have a great weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Asta said...

Puddles
Thank dog those widicoolous hoomans coudn't bweak youw spiwit..what would we do wifout ouw Puddles..I pawsonally think you awe pawfect as is and cewtainly don't need changing..i bet that intew vention place was lots bettew and mowe fun wif you thewe, hehehe

btw, that pictoowe of all the wiwe fox tewwiews(not aiwedales) in the pool is quite old and i didn't know you whn I made it othewwive you would have been the staw playew init..my apologiez
see you at the slumbew pawty...I don't have my bachelowette pawty pictoowe et..Mommi is a slackew(and old and tiwed beside,,unlike youw bootiful young Mommi who I was dazzled by in youw pwevious post..she takes aftew you gowgeous!!!!!)

Asta said...

hehehe
WIGHT!
I'm a wiwe fox tewwowist, heheh, I' mean tewwiow
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mr. Pip said...

Oh yes, everything is fine. Mama messed up the post this morning (cause she was rushing) so I insisted she take it down and do it over. We forgot to add links to Frankie's blog, etc.

I am hopping on the plane to Luna's now, but have left her strict instructions on re-posting.

See you soon, Pip

scotsmad said...

PUDDLES POWER!

Those people at the clinic are going to need an intervention to get over you!

Glad you're back.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Those Elgin Pugs said...

HEE HEES!!! Oh Puddles!! It's be Josie heres!!
I's just reads yous comments and guess whats!!

Okay.. I's not as Josie Innocent as people tinks!! 'dat is my 2nd choice for theme song!! When 'dat song came outs what like 5 years ago now, Mommy use to get ready for work and I would be watching hers and sitting on 'da couch.. 'dat song use to be in a TV commercials and I's would dance to its and shake my bits!! SNORTS!!

Oh we's going have funs tonites!!

xoxo,
Josie
Pee-S
don't tell anyone .K?? Izzy is 'da ones wits 'da bad rap

Lola said...

Well, I guess you won't be needing any deprogramming, then. That's a relief. This intervention wasn't filmed for reality teevee was it? Because I'd watch fur sure.

lotsa licks, Lola

Deborah said...

Intervention Camp! WOW! I do know Smokes would talk their ears off!
Have a good weekend and have fun at Luna's party tonight!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

BAHa Ha Ha!! Oh's 'dats just wrongs it's so funny's!! Stop it!!

Yousa riot!!!

Loves,
IzZY & Josie

Sallie said...

I'm so glad they didn't change you!

See you at the Slumber Party!

Mr. Pip said...

I have arrived - meet me out back I have got the goods. I need to wolf down a couple of burgers and beers before I see Molly.

Your pal, Pip

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
Sounds like you gave them an interesting time!
Glad you are back being the same Puddles we all know and love!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Ina in Alaska said...

Welcome back Puddles, you have been missed!!!

Pee Ess: Ginger here: I sneaked onto my mom's blog and put the picture of the car that got wrecked at the bar near where the bird lives! You might be inspired by all the fun the bar peoples had setting fire to that car!!! Tee hee hee just kidding ... uh oh mom is here...., sorry.... Ginger out!

DoDo and MoMo said...

We miss ya! ^^

George the Lad said...

Hey Puddles I loves yea just the way you are, sometimes it pays to be assertive to get your point across, just as I am sometimes.
See Yea George xxx

hero said...

Glad you're back, Puddles... I mean REALLY BACK!... you know what I mean :)

Licks, hero

Zona said...

That intervention went pretty much how I expected. Though I'm surprised they lasted the whole first day! So glad you're back!

Wags,
Zona

JD and Max said...

Ahhh Puddles - how we missed your 'tude whilst you were away, he he he!

And we were shocked to find out what you have planned for the bachorlorette party - good grief, we felt like very puny pups when we saw the demo video of the entertainment!

Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Twix said...

Thank Dog you are back! Things have been so boring around here. I was so worried you would come back all interventioned and everything. Glad to see that didn't workk out so well. I have a question about the pawty.....what kind of photos are you looking for? Would you like me to add some things to my photo or not? I don't know if you want to do that your self.
Snuggles,
Twix

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! it's good to know your back. Mmmm Intervantion Camp??? Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Heeheehee!! You really put it to them peoples. Now you see why I sent the birthday card I sent ya.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Nubbin' Tails said...

Puddles you crack our mama up! You got nothing if you don't got attitude! :-)

Wags!

Mr. Nubbin'