Dang it, my butt gots cut off in da pikture!
Wait, heres another pikture.......
Wooooweeee...I be looking gooooood!
I'm non-denominational so I can wears what I want.
Befores I go I want to clear up a few things on my mind. Some of you haves challenged da authinticity of my ordaination. Well, just so ya'll knows, I got it online and it wasn't 9.99...it was 7.99 cuz I hads me a coupon.
Aaaaaand, if i happens to come to your front door( dat red means fur you to click on , duh)...trust me, da water I offer you be's jusr fine to drink...bwhahahahaha!!!!!!