Thursday, July 15, 2010

I LOVE ME

Well what do ya knows, I gots a pressie in da mail from Frankie. Yep, I bet ya'll had noooo idea huh? It's a beautimous houte couture outfit designed by da one  and only Mr. Wally Marte, got real diamonds too. I's gonna wear it to da wedding ceremony. Yea, ya'll all be scared , huh? Well here let me show ya'll my duds that I gonna be wearing.

Dang it, my butt gots cut off in da pikture!

Wait, heres another pikture.......

Wooooweeee...I be looking gooooood!
I'm non-denominational so I can wears what I want.

Befores I go I want to clear up a few things on my mind. Some of you haves challenged da authinticity of my ordaination. Well, just so ya'll knows, I got it online and it wasn't 9.99...it was 7.99 cuz I hads me a coupon.

Aaaaaand, if i happens to come to your front door( dat red means fur you to click on , duh)...trust me, da water I offer you be's jusr fine to drink...bwhahahahaha!!!!!!


THE END

Peace Out,
Preacher Puddles

45 comments:

thedivinemissmolly said...

I fink you look lush Preacher Puddles and am looking forward to hearng your wedding service. I don't know what I am going to wear yet I may have to talk to my special dressmaker and get something super special what do you think?
Luvs
Molly

Madi and Mom said...

Ok Puddles, Mom here, I am just going to say this without mincing any words!!!I am not feeling a lot of 'love' coming from your picture.
Remember PDR I have been owned by a Doxie and I know the LOOKS. That frontal view of you is about two shakes away from a growl...so either you don't like the dress or you are not happy about Mom showing the world before you were ready???!!!
Madi here,PDR I love the dress it is age appropriate and the style is very becoming.
Madi and Mom

Minna Krebs said...

I am such a DORK! I just NOW 'got' the Wally Marte! I thoughts Frankie had someone make it fur you.

Your dork furrend,
MinnaK

PeeS wait til Tank sees you in this!

Maggie Mae said...

Preacher Puddles!

You looks lovely in your new duds! You can come knocking on our door anytime and we will let you in!
I think mom is getting quite tired of all the people "with a denomination" that seem to be visiting us this year. ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Tucker said...

Puddles now that you are "officially" (and that's air quotes to imply sarcasm, in case you didn'z know) a Preacher are you gonna start askin' us all for money? That's what they do on TV on sunday morning - ask people to pay money to help the preacher remove their sins or somethin'. I gots $1o bucks I won in my beauty contest but I gots no sins, so I'm gonna buy a bully stick instead.


woof - Tucker

Deborah said...

I love your dress! Very becoming!

mayziegal said...

Oh Princess Preacher Puddles of the Most Righteous Church That Ever Was - I LUVS your dress. It's just so...YOU!

I just can't decides what I'm gonna wear to the wedding. Do you thinks that bikini top that I wore in Honorooroo would be appropriate?

OH! And you KNOW that you're my number 1 BFF furever and ever! I wish YOU lived next door to me! Can you imagines all the fun we would have?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

The Teacher's Pets said...

My mom's mouth dropped almost to the ground when you said you are "non-denominational" and that you can wear whatever you want beclaws my mom practically lived in church when she was growing up and she never ever saw a lady preacher and for that matter she never would believe that a lady preacher should wear a short skirt up there at the pulpit. She says lady preacher's aren't allowed to show THAT MUCH skin (fur) either soooo you are really breaking all the rules, Miss Puddles, and my mom hopes the walls of the church don't cave in on the day of Frankie's wedding because of it! Hee! Hee!

A MilShelb Mom said...

We love it. Mom about fell off the chair laughing!! (Which would have been awful since we are sitting in her lap!) She thought the Mr. Wally Marte part was so funny!! And the part about your butt. lololol
~Milly and Shelby

Sam and Pippen said...

$7.99 for your ordination? If you had gotten it in Canada, it probably would have been cheaper what with the exchange rate and all... which brings us to another question... where is this wedding being held? Since Penny and Ruby are Canadian, we aren't sure your 'papers' are legit in Canada!

We think the effects of the waters is wearing off... thank dog for that!

Ruby and Penny said...

Hello Preach (PP)
You look so fashionable in your WM designer dress.
You will one of the best dressed at our wedding.
Love from your Canadaian relatives.
Ruby & Penny

Pearl said...

hehehehe!!!

Ohhh Puddles, you are my hero. I LOVE that outfit. I normally don't like wearing clothes, but I would make an exception for that.

Tank said...

I had no idea that Walmart carried a line of clothing for dog clergy...

what a great country we live in

Frankie Furter said...

Ummmmm I really hate this... butt I think your new Preacher skills are desperately needed for our furend Minna Krebs. She just left me a comment saying that she doesn't believe. She is in need of an exorcism. Please grab your Preacher Stuffs (I'm sure you got a starter kit with your certificate.) and rush off to get the bad spirits out of her. She claims TO NO LONGER BELIEVE in 1. YOUR Wally MARTe Original frock with REAL diamond accents and 2. the magic of the blogger thingy... NOT for Minna Krebs' EYES stuff.
HURRY.... She needs you!!!!

Erin and Co. said...

Kahute Dress Puddles!
Don't listen to everyone else, they are just jealous you thought of being the preacher before them.
~Bubbles

houndstooth said...

Preacher Poodles, do you also perform other services? Christening? Baptism? Witch trials? Just curious about what all that piece of paper lets you do!

I love that new couture of yours! What did your girl say about it?

Bunny

DoDo and MoMo said...

ya l00k h0t! ^^

Remington said...

Miss Puddles you look stunning in your new outfit!

Barbara said...

Oh why can't they make shirts like that for adults? Puddles, we need to get you preaching to Mr. Wally Marte!!

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

OMD Puddles, you sure do know how to turn all the boy's heads! You look FABULOUS, girl!! **wolf whistles**

Luv,
Cloud

MAXMOM said...

Whew! So much news...I've just been playing a little catch up.
I'm so sorry to hear about that horrible spider bite! What a fright your mom must have got!
...and then the Ordination certificate - what a treasure. As for you "Me" photo, that is priceless!
I just love your new outfit too! As I said...Whew! So much news!
Sending lotsaluv to you. Avoid those creepy crawlies now!

MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA

Lola said...

Well, Puddles, you look great in the outfit. Actually it's a little disorienting to see you in girly clothes, even though I know you're a girl. The outfit is a little casual for church I suppose, but I assume you're doing the wedding sort of California style in which case it's perfect except it would be even better if you had inline skates on, too.

lotsa licks, Lola

Junior and Orion said...

Puddles, that outfit emphasizes your lovely figure! We think you look divine in it!

We would love for you to show up at our door, just leave the water behind, we have plenty of that here. And there is no need to worry about our water. ;)

the booker man said...

miss preacher puddles,
yup, that dress is just perfect for you!! i think you need a hat of some kind, though!
*woof*
the booker man

Maggie and Mitch said...

Gee, Puddles, we were expecting something MUCH MUCH different and definitely something that covered your hiney! Should officiatin' preachers be wearing dresses so revealing? We're just askin'!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

the booker man said...

okie dokie, i'm back cuz i just saw that totally awful woof you left me. why would you remind me of that picture?! so not cool!!

Sammy and Andy said...

Our mama wants to dognap you, Puddles!!!!! xxxxxxxxx

JackDaddy said...

You mean you been running around naked all this time before? Well I never! :)

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hey Preacher Puddles... You is cute in's yous outfits for sure!! Now.. we's got a songs for 'da Church Lady..
Now Isn't 'dat Specials...


Preacher Puddlers
Oh the time has come (Frankies Wed)
And you know that you're the only one (Yeah rights)
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for (alcohol)
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say let's play
Preacher Puddles
There's so much in life Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
EXERCISE YOURSSELF'S TOO!!!

Ba ha ha ha

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do I hear a woomen sista?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Zona said...

Puddles, that preacher smock fits you perfectly. A little low cut in the front for just the right balance for those diamonds!!

Wags,
Zona

PeeS: I really thoughts you were going to tease me for going to that crazy race business in a couple of weeks. BOL!

George the Lad said...

Cute dress, don't get wearing it out before the wedding.
See Yea George xxx

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Preacher Puddles...you look absolutely wonderful!!! We love your new dress! It's so cute!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You look just lovely, Miss Puddles the Preacher. The rhinestones are just the perfect addition. And nothing wrong with getting a discount - just proves what a thrifty preacher you are. But one thing, we think a lady preacher should have a hat when in the church:) Maybe Frankie can get one for you.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

sprinkles said...

Hi Puddles, thanks for stopping by my blog. It's always nice to make new friends.

I appreciate your advice about cameras vs. lenses. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find a job to save my life so for the time being, I have to make due with what I have. Hopefully I'll get back to working soon and will keep your advice in mind when the time comes that I can finally pick out a new camera!

Sallie said...

LOL! I love you, Puddles!

The Heartbeats said...

I predict that Preacher Puddles will get caught in a "precarious" position with lots o' money & booze... BOL!!!!

Mr. Pip said...

Looking good, Preacher Puddles. You know what would REALLY make your outfit - roller skates! Just think you could skate over and save MinnaKrebs and on your way home pick up some beer - just don't drink and skate!

Your pal, Pip

hero said...

Hey it's Puddles, the fashionista preacher... but seriously, I think you overpaid for the ordination.

Licks, hero

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
And we all love you!
Hmmm... I guess I am very traditional!
I love your dress. I really love it.
But... but... are you sure it is the best for a Preacher??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

Oh Puddles you will be the most beautiful doxie at the wedding...except for the brides of course!


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Miss Reina and Lil Torres said...

Hey Puddles, You look HAWT!!!! thats a very pretty dress! Frankie has got good taste!

road-dog-tales said...

Looking very fetching there Puddles!
The Road Dogs

twinkietinydog said...

Darlin', I wouldn't get caught dead in a dress like that, however, since it's a special gift from a special furiend and because of the way you 'splain things to us... I love it. Really. Of course the professional photographer you've got did help too.
Twinkie

littlemissjackie said...

Hi Puddles! I think your dress is really neat and you look super great! What a nice pressie! Mom has a hard time finding dresses for me because I'm quite plump. I wonder if Mr. Wally Marte makes dresses for us plus-size type girls...? Mom thinks you got a great deal on your ordination thingy, she LOVEses coupons.