Monday, July 12, 2010

Weekend Recap

Hellos ya’ll! Hope everbuddy had a wonderful weekend. My weekend was looking good untils I got bit by a spider. I think it was a tatantula. But, in case anybuddy wants to know, my eye is back to normal but it’s still a little red around da rim of my eye. I just be glad I can see EVERTHING nows.


Anyway I was so tickled yesterday cuz mum said we was gonna go on little trip, I think her was feeling bad fur me cuz of my near death experience. Her said we was gonna go to PetSmart to get sumptin I have always been needing. Oh boy, I thought dis is gonna be fuuuuun.


Hey mum, I drives okays.
I bes a good driver.

WEEEEEEEEEEEE! THUMP!
Ooops, didn't means to run overs dat woman..hehehe!
She bes okie  dokie, I hopes.
Maybes I shouldn't be snap snaping piktures whiles I be driving, huh?
Well as long as I'm not texting right.

Heres we are. See da sign. It says PetSmart, which obvioulsy means you haves to be smart to go in
(no wisecracks, I knows ya'll).
 

Hey little girl....let's go dis way. There is an ABC store down heres. Besides, I don't want nobuddy seeing yous in them dud you be wearing.

Haha...I gots a kick outta dis. Look at thtem poor doggies in theres fur all da world to sees....and make fun of.

HAHAHAHA...I told 'em they was theres cuz their momma's didn't likes 'em. I mean they could've called Daisy's mom. I was singing a little diddy da rest of da day..."How much is dat doggie in da window"........

"Hey mum, can we get some of dis?"


"How bout dis?"
Mum says I was acting all likes a kiddie asking fur stuffs...hehehe.

 Dis book bes a waste of monies....Uh, hellos Maggie Mae's mom...haha! And look, they even has one fur Bunny bout German Sheperds.

Finally, we gets our stuff and does you have any idea what we came furs? A freaking pair of nail clippers. And then mum says, "Happy Birthday" I thoughts I was coming to get treats and toys NOT a pair of clippers. I haven't been NEEDING nail clippers. Soooooo, if anybuddy is looking fur a sweet and well mannered hooman, gives me a call and I'll see bout shipping prices.

A freaking pair of nail clippers, are you kidding me?

THE END

Peace Out,
Preacher Puddles.....the official Preacher fur THE WEDDING.


49 comments:

Maggie Mae said...

"Preacher" Puddles,

Mom and me is very happy that you has recovered from your "tatantula" bite, those pesky things can be quite nasty.

I hears you on those nail clipper thingys, not exactly what I would call a gift from the heart, that's for sure.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS You is SO right about that book. Mom says that even though she found it at a garage sale for a buck, the only dummy was hers for buying it. :)

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello's 'deres Puddles!!

We's still can't believe yous almost wents to 'da spirits in 'da sky's...

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky....

Prepare yourself you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
Gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the best......

arrrrrrrrrrhhh............
oooooooorrrrrhhhhhhh.......

oh hey....'dose can be's yous speech for Frankies and beans at 'da weddings!!!!

tell charlotte's web next time to step 'da heck back!!

hee hee

sorry...we's felt likes singing 'dis morning...
Mommy's ignoring us...

xoxo,
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

Madi and Mom said...

Oh my word Puddles you have once again made mom's make up run down her face.
#1. comment on our blog about he ugly clodhoppers and the Happy Cat badge
#2. your post today is absolutely hilarious that picture of you 'lol' at the puppies in the window. No we don't see that you 'needed' nail clippers. Moms have a funny way of speaking for us.
We are so glad your bitey face is better.
Hugs Madi and Mom

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Okay... nows we's done singing and gots some drinky drinks of water...

time to talk about 'dis post today!!

Not kelloggs post cereals... hee hee
What?? No! .K I stop :(

Anyways,

Fun picture of yous wits you mouts all open ups wits yous toofs alls outs!!
Mommy's got so many Pug books for dummies and idiots and stuffs!!

Oh, Nail clippers... how mean!!
You should definitely do's some shartworks today for her's!!

HA HA!!

xoxoxo,
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man

Mr. Pip said...

Hey Puddles,

Nail clippers - oh, that is bad! I am laughing about those doggies in the window! You are a good driver and I am sure that woman will be fine - just a little bump on the head!

Preacher Puddles (I voted for you!) - does this mean we can't enjoy a couple of cocktails at the wedding?

Your pal, Pip

mayziegal said...

Yay for Preacher Puddles! That looks like it was a fun trip all in all but, um, nail clippers? Did she at least gets you any pretty pink nail polish to go with it?

I'm very much glad your eye is feeling betters and it wasn't your time to go. But, um, maybe you oughta lets your mom drive next time cuz you wouldn't want to push your luck on that, you know?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles it is us again...the mom is more scattered brained than usual today...she totally agrees with you about the churches in the South. In fact we thought every city was like that until we started the Steeple Chase. After a month of churches folks started asking me how many churches there were in Raleigh? My first thought was there is at least one or two per block. Seems it is a Southern thing. Currently I have enough church pictures to go through August and I've only been in a 10 mi. radius of home.
Madi and Mom

Ruby and Penny said...

Hya Preach
Glad you are feeling better after your encounter with the spider.
Wonder what happened to it after it sucked on your meat.
Maybe it has magical powers now.
Enjoy those clippers.
Love from your relatives
Ruby & Penny

The Teacher's Pets said...

Hey...Were you barking about my mom when you said "Daisy's mom" or were you thinking about another momma? Well, it is true that my mom likes to sing kindergarten songs like "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" and now that you started singing "How much is that doggy in the window?" my mom is going to sing to me fur the rest of the day! Thanks a lot, Puddles, now I have to listen to her off-tune singing!
Anyway, I can't believe you went all the way in the store to get nail clippers! That is a total injustice if you ask me!
Daisy

Sam and Pippen said...

You crack us up, Puddles! After laughing at those poor doggies in the window, we would have thought it hilarious if you mom put you in with them! Nail clippers wouldn't have seemed so bad then!

We are glad that you've recovered from your 'spider' bite.

Sam and Pippen

Remington said...

Miss Puddles, that was a very thoughtful and nice gift. A girl MUST always look her best! I am sorry you got bit by a huge spider. You should of called Dr. Remington when it happened....I specialize in things like that....take care you sweet thing!

Pearl said...

Oh my dog, Puddles!

I come back from the weekend to see that you have been ATTACKED by a spidey?! And now, to make things worse, the NAIL CLIPPERS!?!?

I am coming to rescue you from this place of torture. I am just going to hit the road this morning and come get you. I live in Oklahoma so it could be... a while. Be on the lookout for me!!!

Tucker said...

BOL - that's good marketing to put all the "teenie" greenies on the bottom shelf for naughty puppies to steal. Did you take one?

woof - Tucker

houndstooth said...

NAIL CLIPPERS?! Oh, Poodles, you got ripped off big time! That is no kind of present at all! I am simply outraged on your behalf. Couldn't they have picked up a squirrel or groundhog in a box for you?

OMD! I NEED that book! I wonder if I can get Mom to drive me to Petsmart!

I am so glad you're going to be the preacher! Roo hoo! This will be the best wedding ever! I'm so happy you got the nod!

Bunny

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, nailclippers? That's all? No..I bet there is something else for you! We are glad your eye is much better! That sounds about the same my mom would do...take me out and get me nailclippers. If you figure out the shipping charges let me know please! Lots of love, Holly

Sammy and Andy said...

Nail clippers??? There doesn't seem to be any justice in the world, Puddles!!! But all in all, it looks like you had a fun adventure....and got to practice your driving skills (?) again!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx

Zona said...

NAIL CLIPPERS? That's not a need! Chewies and cookies... those are NEEDS!

I'm glad your eye looks better in the first picture! But listen, I have a few concerns about your second picture. The sign on the side of the road appears to be facing the wrong way. You weren't headed into oncoming traffic were you?? Maybe your eye should heal a bit more before driving. I sees the yellow line is in the right place but... I don't know how they do things down there with all that moonshine!

Wags,
Zona

Junior and Orion said...

EEEKKK!!!! Nail clippers are from the devil!!!! We are so very sorry you got cheated out of great gifts!

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

OMD, you got to walk all around Petsmart and let your preferences be known, make all kinds of suggestions to help out your mom, be tempted by all those goodies and all you got were stinkin' nail clippers???
Sheesh!

Luv,
Cloud

Maggie and Mitch said...

Nail clippers? For your birthday?
We don't know you or your mom very well yet but we gotta say - we sure hope she comes up with something more exciting than that for your special day, Puddles - at least something edible!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

El'bow and Hauwii said...

is there a book fur
el'bows fur dummies?


kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

A MilShelb Mom said...

What a crappy present! lol We think it is very funny that she got you those! We run when Mom takes out our nail clippers. You should too!
~Milly and Shelby

The Heartbeats said...

Puddles,

Yous gotta have manicures so yous don't punkchur yous beer can!

wiggles,
Calhoun

George the Lad said...

Nail clippers, that's a bit under pawed, at least you didn't get put in with those poor doggies stuck in the room!
Gald your peepers OK it looked pretty bad.
See Yea George xxx

little princess Luna~ said...

wow--petsmarts~! i like petsmarts~! :D BOL at running over some lady and the nail clippers. i was thinking you were gonna get a dress or snacks, but nooooo--nail clippers. BOL~!!!!
ahhhh preacher puddie poos, you always makes us smile (and my brofur sigh like he is cloud 9 or something....)

XO,
luna

Erin and Co. said...

Wow dat was a lame trip!
~Texas

Tank said...

I haven't said anything before, but have you noticed that a lot of your friends seem to have adopted Puddle-speak and now write exactly like you do? I find this very disturbing. It's like you're contagious or something. Are you?? I'm afraid one of these days, every dog will be a Puddles clone and then I'll have to move to somewhere like the Arctic Circle. I think I would be cold there.

Minna Krebs said...

Preacher Puddles....or is it The Reverend Puddles??!?!

Whatever it is, a big HIGH PAW to you for obtaining your certification/ordination/degree in such record time. I bets you had to study fur hours and hours to be qualified. Good Job.

Now on to the serious business....you mom CANNOT think that a pair of Nail Clippers is an appropriate gift for such a monumental birthday as yours. I thinks she was just yanking your tail bout this, and trying to through you off track as to your REAL pressie (you do have tendencies toward curiousity, ya know) I will bets the REAL pressie is something totally awesome.......like maybes a REAL BED of your own!!! I'm just saying...

Laters,
MinnaK

scotsmad said...

Nail Clippers!!!! Yeesh! That's disgusting! AND you were recovering from the attack of the Tarantula.

Puddles, someone put your steering wheel on the Wrong side! Better get that fixed.....could cause problems.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
um, no way. a tarantula?! i'm so super glad you pulled through!! i was kinda scared for you.
nail clippers are totally lame-o! what kind of birthday pressie is that supposed to be?! i think you should return the favor and get your mama a blender or somethingie for her birthday.
*woof*
the booker man

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Glad to know your eye is much better now!
Hmmm.... next time let your mom drive the car, ok??
Nail clippers?? Nail clippers??
I can't believe it!
That is not a nice present... it is a torture device!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Good to see that your eye is much better. Golden Congrats for being the Preacher.
Nail Clippers ... is there a special one one for dachshund. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Dear P P

Good lukhk on the rehoming!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

hero said...

Hey Puddles,

I'm so excited when you said you were bitten by a spider!... not in a pervert manner kay! Have you tried climbing the wall, you may become Puddles the SpiderDog, you never know. Great outing to PetSmart but the hoomans kinda lost the plot on the trip... a nail clipper? That should be just a side item besides those huge sack of treats.

Licks, hero

Twix said...

I'm so proud of you for not texting while driving. Now, next time try to remember not to drink and drive, ok? So, you get to be the preacher girl? Way to go. I was worried about you over the weekend. I'm glad your spidey bite is better. YOu did not look good there for a minute.
Snuggles,
Twix

Lola said...

I'm so very happy that your eye is better, Puddles. Your Mom did drop the ball on the nail clippers. No question about that. But Puddles, it's not so very nice to laugh at the pups. I'm all for a dark sense of humor, but that seemed a little harsh. Especially now that you're clergy.

lotsa licks, Lola

Frankie Furter said...

Nail Clippers???? Pawsonally I don't think such things should be permitted to be sold in a PET store!!! Sooooo I hope your mom will be thrilled with the roll of Charmin for HER birthday.

JackDaddy said...

Well just wow! Your eye got better very very quickly. You should send your vet like $14 million dollars!! And a puppy!

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Hey Puddles,

I least you didn't get dumnped all day at the groomers in PetsMart like I am tomorrow. But it is way too hot so Im guess it'll be worth it...NOT.

Can.t wait for the wedding of the century!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

DoDo and MoMo said...

Glad to know u are recovering from that bite!

No treats?? ><; NooooOOoooo!

kalyxcorn said...

o busy day! :)

The Heartbeats said...

We gave you an awardie!

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

We have been away from the blogs...You are the preacher...BOL you are just the one to do a fine job at the wedding...Good Luck!

No treats, no toys....how cruel!


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
& Uncle Puppy

twinkietinydog said...

Oh, boy! I'm reading this a day late. They let you drive and there was no warning in the news? Tsk tsk
Glad you're back from your near death experience BOL
Twinkie

Hank said...

Bahahaha, Puddles!

Way tuh punk them Nancies in the "nursery"!!!

Ina in Alaska said...

Dear Puddles, It is nice to see your eye is all better! We always feel sorry for those puppy mill pups for sale in stores, those puppy mills should be closed.. we like to say, Puppies are Not Products.... our mom does not enjoy shopping in places where puppies are being sold..... xoxoxo

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

So glad to see the eye is better, Puddles. And have no fear, we are sure the Mom has something much better than nail clippers planned for your birthday.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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