Hellos ya’ll! Hope everbuddy had a wonderful weekend. My weekend was looking good untils I got bit by a spider. I think it was a tatantula. But, in case anybuddy wants to know, my eye is back to normal but it’s still a little red around da rim of my eye. I just be glad I can see EVERTHING nows.
Anyway I was so tickled yesterday cuz mum said we was gonna go on little trip, I think her was feeling bad fur me cuz of my near death experience. Her said we was gonna go to PetSmart to get sumptin I have always been needing. Oh boy, I thought dis is gonna be fuuuuun.
Hey mum, I drives okays.
I bes a good driver.
Ooops, didn't means to run overs dat woman..hehehe!
She bes okie dokie, I hopes.
Maybes I shouldn't be snap snaping piktures whiles I be driving, huh?
Well as long as I'm not texting right.
Heres we are. See da sign. It says PetSmart, which obvioulsy means you haves to be smart to go in
(no wisecracks, I knows ya'll).
Hey little girl....let's go dis way. There is an ABC store down heres. Besides, I don't want nobuddy seeing yous in them dud you be wearing.
Haha...I gots a kick outta dis. Look at thtem poor doggies in theres fur all da world to sees....and make fun of.
HAHAHAHA...I told 'em they was theres cuz their momma's didn't likes 'em. I mean they could've called Daisy's mom. I was singing a little diddy da rest of da day..."How much is dat doggie in da window"........
"Hey mum, can we get some of dis?"
"How bout dis?"
Mum says I was acting all likes a kiddie asking fur stuffs...hehehe.
Dis book bes a waste of monies....Uh, hellos Maggie Mae's mom...haha! And look, they even has one fur Bunny bout German Sheperds.
Finally, we gets our stuff and does you have any idea what we came furs? A freaking pair of nail clippers. And then mum says, "Happy Birthday" I thoughts I was coming to get treats and toys NOT a pair of clippers. I haven't been NEEDING nail clippers. Soooooo, if anybuddy is looking fur a sweet and well mannered hooman, gives me a call and I'll see bout shipping prices.
A freaking pair of nail clippers, are you kidding me?
Preacher Puddles.....the official Preacher fur THE WEDDING.