Monday, August 30, 2010

I'll Tell Ya Wha'ts Going On

Okays, as some of ya'll know...and if you don't know then you has to go to dis blog to understand...mum was rescued by da Lucy dat be working at da Verizon.
Hers even be on da billboards ya knows. 
And ironically, them billboards be on da side of da road where mum had her flat tire.

Lucy to da rescue.

Well da Lucy was on her lunch break and hads an impawtent meeting to attend...mum hads to accompany Lucy to da meeting.
Come to find out, Lucy be meeting up withs da Elgin Pugs mom at a place called a  kare-e-okie bar. Believes me, it wasn't no meeting of da minds.
Bur before long mum was Hammer Timing  it (I know, ya'll thoughts mum was a prude in da before foto)
and Lucy was breaking it down along side mum. Oh da Elgin Thugs mom, her be singing da rhyme

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me

The Hammer's just so hype

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this?

With others making records that just don't hit

I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay

It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"

And the rest can go and play

Okays, I speed it up furs ya.
Mum borrowed da Lucy's Hoofheld and somehow ththeres was a mix up.
You know, mum thoughts her gaves it back to Lucy and Lucy thought mum gaves it back too.

Well, I found Lucy's boyfuriend and I gaves da Hoofheld back to him.
His name is Mr. Wilbur Ed but he goes by da name of Mr. Ed.
Lucy, your boyfuriend has your phone and he is calling you as I blog dis.
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Ring Ring Ring...Lucy, can you hear me?

Ooooooh, I kills myself!
Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles

36 comments:

Mango said...

OK Puddles, I have no idea what you are on about today. Maybe it is just too early in the morning for the Mango. However, I am admiring your last photo.

Slobbers,
Mango

Minna Krebs said...

Lucy here.....borrowing Minna's puter since my Hoofheld is gone.

Oh Noooooooo! That is NOT MY boyfriend! I am saving myself for a real man, like Mr Tim McGraw!

Butt, on second thought...............I am a female donkey, living in a big pasture with a goofy GELDING horse. So, maybe that Wilbur Ed don't look that bad after all.....I'm just saying

Lucy (sans Hoofheld)

Minna Krebs said...

Puddles!!!!
And we thought YOU got into troubles......just look what happens when your mom gets outta da house! Geez!!

May, I just say though, that The NUT does NOT fall far from da Tree!
HeeeHeeee!

Oh, and one more thing. Contrary to what "some" peoples or dawgs might say, I do not thinks your mom looks like a floozie. Her looks to be very blonde and well-preserved!

MinnaK

Frankie Furter said...

Holey Gwalk-A-Moley... Just when I thought things were starting to settle down... THIS mess surfaces.
I'm thinkin' that Blogville needs a Mayor.. and a get tough Chief of PoPo. Things are getting out of Paw here I tell you.
Just where in the heck was your mom going when all this came about?
Perhaps you should... Ground Her.

Madi and Mom said...

ROLF
MOL AND LOL here in Raleigh town!!!
Puddles what exactly are you tripping on today.
Madi and Mom

Mr. Pip said...

I heard you were calling Anakin on Lucy's Hoofheld - probably used up all her minutes!

And, I have seen Lucy dance (she has some great moves), she should definitely save herself for Tim McGraw!!

Your pal, Pip

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaa ha ha ha! Oh, I knew the moment I saw that picture last night that it was your mom for real!

I had no idea Lucy had such strange tastes!

Bunny

Gloria said...

Puddles, Did you get into some of Madi's catnip by misteak? Or is it me? hehe

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Woooos Puddles! I think we are speechless, I was gone fur a few days to find woo have blonds,donkeys and Mr Ed on woo blog.... sounds a bit like a blonde joke...

~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles, do you need to go back to rehab? You are a little cracker dog crazy!

Sam and Pippen

Minna Krebs said...

BTW, as Miss Taylor Swift sings....

"When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of ME"

LUCY

PeeS...my momma sez that Mr Tim McGraw has da thighs that crack walnuts!! Sigh.....

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

I leaves fur one day and all dis happens? I is confused and must do some research on dis whole mess ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
We are confused.
You do look so cute, laughing at your jokes.
Love Ruby & Penny

Tank said...

You're all crazy as loons. I don't know if you're smoking something funny, popping pills or nippin' at the moonshine, but guess it doesn't matter in the end, now does it?

Just tell me one thing Puddles. Why does a donkey have my phone number in her hoofheld?

I can't believe I just asked that.

Hound Girl said...

Puddles you are one silly pup!!
hahah im still laughing - that was a good one to read on monday morning!

wags,
Fred and haylie

Tank said...

omg I just apologized to a freakin' goat

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles - you did it again - what a way to brighten up a Monday:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Remington said...

So it really isn't just you....you had a great teacher....now I see....

ABBY said...

Puddles
Nefur let yur Mom outta da howze!

MOL!!!!!!!!

purrin
Abby

Brian said...

You do know that you're gonna have a lot of explaining to do after this, right?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Okay. We're totally confused. But being long-time follower of Dennis (and his diary of destruction) this feeling is nothing new to us. We'll just take your word for it all. But we like the stretchy photo at the end!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Lucy!!!! Say it's not so!! Yous hammer-timed wits dem beer goggles to score yous prince charmin'...

Mommy says 'dat he hangs out at 'da Coyote ugly bar and she only knows 'dis 'cuz Puddles... wells, yous Mum tolds yous.. butt she knows 'cuz 'dats where her car broke downs..
Now.. how did Ms. Lucy show ups so quicks... was it Alien.. or was she inside 'dat bar maybe moonlightin' in addition to her Verizon job..
Hmmmm....

Butt Puddles.. yous Mum and My Mommy.. and yous too Lucy.. be in 'dat Karaoke place later 'dat nite..
And Puddles Mum 'caused scene hammer-timing and someones phones got smashed ups...

Ed is crank callin' us... he's askin if I saw 'da movie Cocoon..

'da Josie be scared....

Sammy and Andy said...

You are a total HOOT, sweet Puddles.......

We hope you will check our blog tomorrow as it will be about you....:)

xxxxxxxxxxxx

mayziegal said...

Gosh, that was a long and confusing turn of events!

Oh, by the way, I've been meaning to ask you why your new cell phone comes up as "Lucy Kicks Ass" on my caller ID?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Neeko said...

Hey Puddles :o)

Thanks for stopping by...
You are funnnnny :o)))
Love your blog!
I was just wondering why your Mommy would name you Puddles??? ;o)

Later, your newest friend,
Neeko :o)

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles,

Just read your comment... are you implying we have no friends? We do but most of us regular park goers don't go there on the weekends in the summer - the fair weather riff raff invade the park and the experience is just not as good! We don't even go on Saturdays any more because of all the people having weddings there... imagine those women in white dresses not wanting dirty wet dogs near them!

Sam and Pippen

Sam and Pippen

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Puddles... can yous pass 'da phone to Lucy.. is she still 'dere?? Cuz we's getting crank calls from someone playing Lucy in the Sky with diamonds...REALLY???

'den we hear heehaw...noises.. and more Hammer-times???

Dude.. what 'da L is going on??

And Ed is callin too askin' where Lucy is?? How did he's get our Number??????????????

JackDaddy said...

Me too. I'm losted!!

Junior and Orion said...

You are so silly Puddles!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles!!! You crack mom up all of the time! I know..she is already rather cracked but she just keeps laughing thanks to you and that's always such a great thing!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Alien said...

Either I'm confused or eating too much Straweberry Jam. I thought Mr. Ed was a horse.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Who DOES write your material?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
i'm guessin' by what your mama was wearin' that it's still reaaally hot up at your house, too?
*woof*
the booker man

hero said...

Puddles... we love it when you forgot to the the medicines... you can really kill yourself with your wits.

Licks, hero

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Puddles, we are laughing at Hero's comment as that is exactly what we thought!
Puddles has forgotten to take her medication today and has become more manic than usual.
Love you babes, sorry we are soooo late but blame the humans.
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Roo said...

Wild times at your place! I think I need more coffee!

Lucy, what's up with you and the guy with the GI Joe phone?

Hope your Mom got help with that tire. Her shoes were not meant for that kind of task :)

Toodle oo,
Roo