I'll Tell Ya Wha'ts Going On

Okays, as some of ya'll know...and if you don't know then you has to go to dis blog to understand...mum was rescued by da Lucy dat be working at da Verizon.

Hers even be on da billboards ya knows. 

And ironically, them billboards be on da side of da road where mum had her flat tire.

Lucy to da rescue.

Well da Lucy was on her lunch break and hads an impawtent meeting to attend...mum hads to accompany Lucy to da meeting.

Come to find out, Lucy be meeting up withs da Elgin Pugs mom at a place called a  kare-e-okie bar. Believes me, it wasn't no meeting of da minds.

Bur before long mum was Hammer Timing  it (I know, ya'll thoughts mum was a prude in da before foto)

and Lucy was breaking it down along side mum. Oh da Elgin Thugs mom, her be singing da rhyme

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me

The Hammer's just so hype

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this?

With others making records that just don't hit

I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay

It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"

And the rest can go and play

Okays, I speed it up furs ya.
Mum borrowed da Lucy's Hoofheld and somehow ththeres was a mix up.
You know, mum thoughts her gaves it back to Lucy and Lucy thought mum gaves it back too.

Well, I found Lucy's boyfuriend and I gaves da Hoofheld back to him.
His name is Mr. Wilbur Ed but he goes by da name of Mr. Ed.
Lucy, your boyfuriend has your phone and he is calling you as I blog dis.
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Ring Ring Ring...Lucy, can you hear me?

Ooooooh, I kills myself!

Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

THE END

Peace Out,

Puddles