Friday, August 27, 2010

The Post Mum Is Making Me Do About Whitney & a Pressie Fur Khyra

We had a breakthrough yeasterday. I talkin bouts withs sissy Whitney. Most of ya'll knows her is kinda likes me...you knows, kinda shy.
(Bwhahahahaha...oh dat makes me laugh...me, SHY!)
Dat why her don't nevers blog.. Her be's shy.

Anyways, crazy lady mum is MAKING me show ya'll dese fotos of ME and Whitney playing.
Because it was sumptin dat has nevers evers taken place in her year of living heres.
(course mum gots all teary eyed dis so-called momentous event occur)

(que in canned heat here)
dat be's a wrestling term...hehehe...
yea, I hads to look dat one up on da net.

I's gonna gets you sissy

Wheres you at sissy?
 I can't sees you...you be's outta focus


Hang on ....I has to edit dis next fotograf........

LA-DEE-DEE-DA-TRA-LA-LA.......

okays you can looks now


Hads to cover ups my goods.

dam, looks at da teeffies on hers.

Oh noooooo...her went in furs da take down!

And then we has a clean finish
okays, gives me hug sissy, it's overs. Nows get off my blog.

And last but not least.
Yesterday was Khyra's Gotcha Day.
I looked furs sumptin real special fur hers...I looked alllll overs town, plowed through cat-a-logs 
and I finally found it.
Yes siree!
Soon as I figures out how to mail it I do dat right speedy likes.
Does ya'll think hers will like it?

Happy Belated Gotcha Day Khyra!!!!!!!
(I posted dis last cuz I didn't want da pikture to shows up in
everbuddies dashboard. See, I do think sometimes)

The End

Peace Out,
Puddles

46 comments:

El'bow and Hauwii said...

wooooooow is that a naked cat?
freaky!!!! :-)

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha! Poodles, I think everybody's already seen that! I'm not sure why you think you need to cover it up now. *wipes away tears of mirth* I'm pretty sure those parts were unedited in the Doxies Gone Wild video that I saw. I'm pretty sure Khyra has used a flower for modesty, too!

Ahh, I'm going to be laughing about that all day!

Bunny

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Oh Whitney!! Your Mommy was so happy to see ya playing with Puddles. She whas been waiting and waiting for thast. I am so proud of you but why Puddles? You are brave girl to tangle with hers.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Oh Puddles - we haz a nu (what's the werd tu uze?) respect fer u? (ack - cough cough) That wuz so nice (? - agin, cough cough) tu play so good with Whitney and Whitney looks pretty good tu.

PeeS - don't repeat thoze thin's we sed 'bout u cuz we deny it.

Mr. Pip said...

Whitney doesn't look very shy in these pictures! I guess you brought her out of her shell. So nice of you to blog about her, Puddles!!

Your pal, Pip

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles mom and I are roflolmol when we saw the strategical positioned daisy. That was absolutely hilarious...well done...we wish we could give you all a hug.

Ok Ms. Puddles Duddles Rainwater, etc...you try to talk tough but today's pictures show that you are absolutely a sweetheart what a very nice thing for you to do playing with Whitney letting her have the upper paw!!! This will give her so much confidence...
Well done sweetie pie,
Happy Weekend,
Madi and Mom

Minna Krebs said...

EEEEeeeeeeekkkkkkkKKKK!

OH MY DOG PUDDLES! Why did you have to go and post THAT Freak of Nature Kitteh piktur at da end?? I was reading along, all happy and laughings and stuff and then BAM! I gets to da IT!

It is like that creepy Grandma Wrinkles kitteh on da Real Housewives of NJ show.
Uh-oh...did I just admits to watching da Real Housewives?!?!?

Anyways, I now gotta go do some meditating Yogas to re-center my ying-yang after seeing that disturbing piktur.
Butt, I be back.......(there just too much materials in this post fur ONE comment)

MinnaK

Mack said...

Fight, FIGht, FIGHT!
Love your *cover-ups* girl!

scotsmad said...

That is one UGLY cat. I don't think we'd even like to chase that one! It's evil.

We're happy Whitney is learning to play.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Minna Krebs said...

Okays, I back now, butt I refuse to looks at THAT piktur again. I covered it up using da Duct Tape on mom's monitor.

Now that da Whitney is coming outta her shell so to speak, I am afraids that you have turned on some canine switch in her heads....and her is going to turn into another Puddles! Be very carefuls, she will prolly slowly butt surely start taking over YOUR blog. You may even have to change YOUR blog header piktur back to how it supposed to be. Or even WORSE..it may become "all about Whitney"!!!

And....you can admit it....you are secretly a fan of WWE wrestling, aren't ya? I means, living in S.C and all, you prolly watch da Friday nights Smackdown religiously. HeeeHEEEE!!!

MinnaK

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Whitney is a lot like Phantom, wants to play on her terms. But you did a great job with her, Puddles. As Ciara says, you have to keep trying to wear those old ones down.

How sweet of you to de-fur that kitty for Miss Khyra - she will be so happy with that pressie.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Yay fur you and Whitney playing togethers...I knew it would happen sooner or laters. Oh and by da way,dat is one serious looking kitteh in dat picture you posted at the end, kinda scarey lookin' too...

WOofs and Licks,
MAggie Mae

Tank said...

Minna K cracks me up. Do you think she really has a ying-yang to recenter??? BOL

I have to agree with her though. That's one ugly kitty! I'm sure that Khyra will be touched by your thoughtfulness... after the initial shock wears off anyway.

Congrats to Whitney for taking you down in the wrestling match. My money's on you for round 2!

Martha and Bailey said...

Ha, Khyra is soooo going to love that!
You think of everything Puddles.
We loved the pics of you playing with Whitney.
Martha used to be the same - didn't play, either with me or with toys!
Now of course she wants everything....!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx
ps thank you for covering up your bits - some dogs have no modesty at all we have noticed!

Alien said...

I've heard about this G.L.O.W. wrestling.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

EKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

'da Josie be backs~

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Okays... I's back quicker 'den I thought.. and 'dats only 'cuz 'da Josie get 'dis over wits...

whaT iS 'dAt???

'da Josie be already FrEEEEk EEE Deek'ed outs todays...

Was 'dat a pho-toes of Izzy in 'da mornings wits outs hers make-ups??
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..
okays.. nows who is Whitney is 'da yous Snuffalufflagus 'cuz I's just see yous all bitey 'da airs...

'day have programs and stuffs..

it's okays.. I's still yous furiend..

Butt yous nice to do Pressie Post for Khyra!!

Oh.. I need naps..

Loves,
'da Josie

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh's.. I's get its... Like Whitney Houstons...

Yous wanna dance wits somebodys wits 'dem pasties on's...

BA HA HA HA HA HA

Remington said...

So that is what you do when you have a doggie brother or sister....I think I want one!

Tucker said...

Ahhh! That is a sooper scary kitty alien picture. Don't gives me anything like than on my birfday k?

Anyway about your nips nips only 6 huh? I must be spechall cause I gots more than that.

woof - Tucker

Peggy Frezon said...

You look like you're having fun with your sister. I showed my dog Kelly and told her that's how she's supposed to play with other dogs but she's not convinced. She thinks she should be the only dog. Maybe you can relate. I laughed so hard when you wrote "okay now get off my blog." Kelly says BOL.

Brian said...

You really are good at that wrestling stuff!!!

Gloria said...

OH! I just LOVE your BIKINI!!!! The cat however, thumbs down!

rottrover said...

Look at Puddles bein' all submissive and stuff. Such a sweet girl. sssshhhhhhhh.......

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
first off, i'm totally freaked out by that cat picture! egads!! now that i got that off my chest, i can woof about how totally awesome sauce it is that you and miss whitney got to have some wrestle mania! that makes me all smiley and full of the warm fuzzies. :) thankies for coverin' up, btw. i can only handle one freaky picture per post. BWUAHAHA.
*woof*
the booker man

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

How khool to khombine two things fur me1

The word WHITNEY and that pawesome snakhkie I mean pressie!

I think we khan play 'Pin The Khyra Floof On The Khytty'

Woo up fur that?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Ah shukhkers - that was purry nice!

JackDaddy said...

Wow, someone sure does have a lot of goodies! :)

Madi and Mom said...

Hi Puddles....good question about the fridge being opened....Mom's story was it was just for a nanosecond and she was once again getting used to the quickness of a kitty (cause it had been 2 years since Milky-Way was alive). MOL
She is just slow.
Madi

ABBY said...

Puddles
Whitney is a good sibling!
We laffed and laffed over the picture covering errr ... your bits!

Purrin

xo
Abby

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

We saw your comment on r blog about makin'planz - yep, we gotz tu du that - October iz not that far away. Oh yeah, 'bout that kitty - instead of Shiloh chasin'the kittiez around here - if'an he saw that one he wood probably turn tail an'run tu hide in the house under the bed coverz - he sed that his-self.

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a creepy looking kitty, Puddles!
I once put a flower on my chachee too to hide the goods! hehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

pam said...

Yikesers! that was an 'awwwwwww' post till that last picture. Warn a guy and gal will ya?

Bobo and Meja

Corbin said...

Hehehe, you covered up you lady parts! Makes me giggle...

I did stop by yesterday! Mom must not have hit the submit button on my comment - blame it on mom! Anywho, I think I was just telling you how super pretty you were... because you are!
-Corbin

mayziegal said...

Um, okay...I don't know what that is but it is Most Definitely NOT a kitteh! I have two that live with me and they don't looks anything like that. That's like an alien crossed with a demon frog or something. I'm scared! Excuse me for a sec...I gotta go tell Khyra not to open the package.

Okay, I'm back. (Shudder.)

Anyways, I think you and Whitney playing together is one of the Most Wonderfulest things I ever saw. It made my mom a little leaky looking at those pictures of you two. We both know what a big step that was and we are so very much grateful that Whitney came to lives in a home that would luv her and make her feel safe and let her be a DOG. I know she had kind of a rough start but she's one lucky puppy now!

Okay, enough of the mushy stuff. Where did you gets those pasties for your "goods"? Did they come from "Pasties R Us"?

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my Stars! (get it??)

I came back for another peak, and I sure am glad I did. This morning I be reading your post on my momma's blackberries. Da screen be so little, that I did see your strategically placed 'flower'......butt I completely missed da STARS until I look at it on da big screen!!!!

Bwahahahahhahahhaha!!!! I am loving da Stars!!!

MinnaK
PeeS. Now I gonna go count my Ta~Tas. I'm thinking I got more than six....hmmmm

Two Pitties in the City said...

I like the part where it looks like your sister threw you to the ground. Or did she?

Those Elgin Pugs said...

we's be's nit wits eatin' our cheez nips
countin' our chest nips..
we's counts eights..
Isn't 'dat greats

Yous gots six..
Someting wrong wit 'dis..

Sip sip.. our beer is tasty..
yep ya's got only six pasties..

did she gets dressed in 'da dark
maybe 2 came off when she farts??

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

{coughing}

Zona said...

I'm so happy you played with Whitney! I'm confused... was she out of focus because of the bottle of wine I think I read about on another bloggie?

That cat is skeery. I goes now.

Wags,
Test Monkey (haha)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Sure your mom was happy to see you playing with Whitney!
I knew Khyra was going to love your presents! She LOVES kitties!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Miss Reina and Lil Torres said...

OMD! LMAO at the censored portion!!! This is cute!

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, it's so great that Whitney is playing. She must feel very loved to let go and have fun.
You are such a sweet sister.
Love Ruby & Penny

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles! You have mom laughing as usual and did that naked looking cat come in on the spaceship!! Lots of love, Holly

Mango said...

Siblings can be most entertaining to bitey. I am happy to see your sissy finally getting a handle on the Puddles flip over. Hope to see more super action posts in your future.

Slobbers,
mango

twinkietinydog said...

You're killing me Puddles! All your posts are full of energy, and fun. You're too funny. Loved the order of the photos you posted today. Loved the covering of your special parts...
Proud to be your furiend!
Twinkie

road-dog-tales said...

Ooooh, skeery nekkid cat! You could dress up like that for Halloween!
So, um, sweet? of you to play nice with Whitney, but if we know you, you've got some ulterior motive going on. We just don't know what it is yet.
And, Whitney, be careful - don't let Puddles get you in trouble with her bad girl antics!
The Road Dogs
PeeS - We haven't visited blogland in about a week and you went and changed your pic on us. We thought we were on the wrong blog! Is it just us, or are your header photos getting bigger and bigger. BOL!

Neeko said...

OMG Puddles!
My Mommy LOVES this post. You are sooo cuuute <3
Your Mommy is funny covering you up like that :o)))
I'm so glad we are Friends!

Later,
Neeko <3