Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Hunting Season Now Officially Open

Thank Goodness Summer is overs cuz.... it is Fall and officially squirrel hunting season and I, Puddles has to gets back to work patrolling my yard domain. I is a most terrific hunteress ya knows. I haves no fears and I am a VERY persistent one (it's part of da breed...duh).

It ain't nuttin to haves up to 10-15 squirrels at a time, so you can understand how important my services is needed ...gotta get da squirrel numbers down.


Them squirrelies be stealin' my pecans from da trees too and mum be needin' 'em furs da Pecan Pies her gonna makes me.
Nows it okays if I takes a little snackie snack from time to time though (they my pecans and they be's in my yard)
Oooooh dis good stuffs
No fears ya'll...I cracks da pecans withs my teeffies and ONLY eat da meat.

Now lets me introduce you to da top contender...
 dis here be Mr. Jones.....
He be da top squirrel on my list.
I goes fur him furst cuz he be taunting me aaaaaaall da time.
He be goin round da yard just a snickering
Just looks at them beady eyes!
Oh Mr Jones gonna make a fine Squirrel Soup furs da winter.
You Who..........Mr. Jones, ya wanna come out and play?

Okays dat it furs me today but I haves a few announcements today.
Today is my furiends Bella's Gotcha Day and yesterday was her sister Kendra's Gotcha Day! SO...
HAPPY GOTCHA DAY Bella and Kendra.
AND
Minna K will be adding to her pack soon...they be adopting a beautiful wire-haired doxie girl!

Okays, NOW I done and offs to checks on my yard.
(get da pot out woman, we gots work to be done!)

Peace Out,
Puddles

48 comments:

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...
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Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...
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Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Ok it is official I am a numpty, don't know how I managed to do the same post twice and both spelling pecans wrong D'OH! Third time lucky....
YAY you show them squibbles who's the boss Puddles my girl ! They are so cheeky pinching the pecans from your yard and the birdy food from mine.
Big Love
Mollys Momma
xxxxx

Unknown said...

You crack me up for sure Puddles! Keep up the great work with those varmits!

Unknown said...

Puddles it looks like you are doing a good job, we can always come and help you out for the ones that are higher up :)

Wags,
Fred and Haylie

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Puddles,

I LUVS a good squirrel hunt! Be carefuls of Mr JOnes, he looks extra sneaky wif dose beady eyes of his!

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Mom says dat if your mom wants to get rid of any of dose pecans, she can send dem up to us. :)

Unknown said...

You eat da pecans too?!?! Do you leave da little SHARP wooden bits in stategic locations so your mom can step on them with her bare feets?? Or better yet, you carry a pecan undetected in your mouth into da house and then chew it to bits!! Oohwee! That gets da momma uber-crazy,,
Almost as crazy as stripping da pine pieces off a pine cone (they be sharp little rascals too!). That will really bring out da HBO words while her is hopping on one foot

Ooooh...good times!

MinnaK

Unknown said...

Now bout all this squirrel hunting business....are you secretly doing this just to kissie up to TANK??

Uh-huh, I thought so......

And by da way....thanks fur da shout out about our good news! My momma spent TWO hours last night on da Google trying to think of a good name. Sigh.
Can you beeleeve her considered Wheatina?!? Cuz da girl be called wheaton color. I hope she keeps googling if that is da best her can come up with.

Unknown said...

I suggested 'Marie'.
BOL
BOL
BOL

I crack myself up!

The Daily Pip said...

I have utmost confidence in you, Puddles! When you finish the squirrels, could you pop up here and help me with another nuisance. We have had a few raccoons (yes, raccoons in the middle of the city) and they are eating our tomatoes. I am no match for these creatures - in fact mama won't let me out in the backyard at night anymore, but YOU might be able to take on these nasty beasts!

Your pal, Pip

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles...you made mom think of a song and now she is singing....holy smoke....you know what song she thought of?????
Me and Mr. Jones....could be you and your mom are too young to remember it but there it is she will be humming it all day long.
You are looking very trim and fit there by the tree. I can see you have been in training.
Madi

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

You have pecans in your yard? Oooh, that's so nice. We just have acorns. We still have squirrels, though. I think I got Franklin to chase one yesterday. Sort of. It'd be nice to have some help with this job.

lotsa licks, Lola

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Puddles- Ya no, us Beaglebratz just got one of them unstuffy squirrelz an’it came just in time fer us tu fine tune r squirrlee huntin’skillz. If u can git it away frum Shasta then may-b u cood borrow it fer a little bit – or better yet, may-b your mom cood git u one (that'z probably haf a better chance of happenin’than tryin’tu git it away frum Shasta).

PeeS – if u flatten it out an’git it all straight – it really lookz like one of them flyin’squirrleez. Don’t fergit ‘bout them kind – them iz really sneaky.

booahboo said...

wowzeess... youz sure haves lotta things to do in that household.. You got to guard them pecans.. and eats them too.. and and chase them squirrels and cooks thems too.. and and.. take care of Abigail.. and and pose for pictures by the tree.. and and what else ya? hehhehehehee..

haves lottas funs hunting :) and enjoy your autumns before them winters comes and youz be freezings :D

woofs & licks,
Dommy

DoMoFi said...

Pecan pie sounds yummy!!

Bruschi said...

I love the picture of you with that giant pecan in your mouth! BOL!

I happen to like the squirrels.....at a safe distance of course. If they come too close my beagle side kicks in and I feel the need to chase them away. They broke into my screened patio this year and chewed up Mommy's new bamboo blinds....she was not pleased!

Hugs and Licks, Bruschi

♥I am Holly♥ said...

You are doing good there Puddles! We don't have any squirrels around here for some reason....all we have is a possuum lurking at night. We thinks we would be best off with the squirrels. We have no trees..that's got to be it. No big trees anyway in this yard except a pine tree and the birds took it over. Keep up the good work!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

A doxie girl's work is never done!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You are funny... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Brian's Home Blog said...

We got lots of squirrels too if you run out!

Unknown said...

My momma sez if there be a list fur Top Ten Stubborn dogs, then da Doxins would get ALL TEN places

I kinda take that peronal,,,

Corbin said...

You're too pretty to be huntin' those squirrels! I'll come down and take care of them for you...
-Corbin

Road Dog Tales said...

Oh, yeah, keep those squirrels in the trees where they belong! We don't have pecan trees, but those squirrels bury acorns all over the yard. Mom and Dad don't even mind 'cause they think they're cute! Cute, ha! They'd take over the world if it weren't for us!

PeeS - You and Albert sure do make good parents, especially since you didn't have any help from the humans!

The Road Dogs

Ruby and Penny said...

We hope you have your hunting license Puddles. Wouldn't want to see you go to jail for squirrel hunting.
Love Ruby & Penny

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

It is still baby bunny season here. I was out all morning and I chased Stripe under the deck!!! BaWaaaah. I know he LOVED that.
I ate a pecan once and did just what Minna Krebs said... you should have heard my mom... Screaming some of my dad's drunken sailor words!!!! hehehee
You just CRACK me up... (that is a Nut Pun).

Texas The Doxie said...

alla ya have ta do is just chop down the trees! No Treas = no squirrels. duh!

PS.( you are a girl, so you should KNOW why I needs 3 collars!!!)

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles...MOL complaining doesn't even come close to what I was doing/saying over the weekend. I let it rip. My sis hubby was coming up 'MY' steps when I was going down...oh Girlfriend if you could have heard what I said to him??!!! You would have been so proud of me...It was my Puddles Moment and I was so proud of Me!!!
Madi

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Hey Puddles, my big brother did something really different today - can you believe this? He swallowed a baby bunny all in one gulp!!! I am not kidding, even Mom saw it and she was not happy at all. I am wondering what it tasted like, but Mom was so freaking upset that I don't think it is a good idea.

Good luck with your squirrel soup:)

Woos ~ Ciara

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Excuse me Lady!!!!

Can yous peese take a snappy snaps pho-toes of me chipmunks 'dat be's harassing me's!!! No ones seems to be belief'in' me's!!!

He's wear'd a red sweater wits a big "A's" on its!!!! He sings to me's when I's poop!!!

Yep.. he does.. he goes...

Watch out cause I come,
It's been a while but I'm back with style,
Get set to have some fun,
I'll bring you action and cause distraction

Yousa a Pug Punk,
P-U-G-P-U-N-K!
Yah yous a Pug Punk,

poop-poop-poop-poop-poop!


And 'dens he's just eye balls me's and keeps singing and harassing me's..

Yous takin' good pho-toes of 'dat Squirrel 'da taunting yous Puddles.. so PEESE LADY get ones of me's CHIPMUNKS so me's has 'da poofs me needs for 'da proper authorities!!!

Anakin Man

Anonymous said...

I ams not sure what that is but that squibble fing is scary looking evven to a pirate like me

Jack
PeeS. Ma said I should come and say hi

little princess Luna~ said...

why hellos puddie poos~!!!! :D
mum is LOVING that first picture~!! :)

xo,
luna

George The Lad said...

Go get um Puddles, and when you're sorted them out I'll send me air miles, and you can come over and sort the UK ones to!!
See Yea George xxx

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Mom has been watching one 'here' this afternoon -

Cheeky little chap/chapette -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Happy squirrel hunting! That Mr Jones' days are numbered.

Thanks for you happy Gotcha Day Wishes.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Zona said...

Puddles, do you need any backup? Or cheerleading? I'm available for either task. Those pesky squirrels are my nemesises.. (nemesises?)!

Wags,
Zona

PeeS: Your mom should put together a book with all of her pawsome photos!! What kind of camera do you let her use for your bloggie?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Jones looks very familiar. Ask him if he ever goes to Cracker Barrel.

Do you live in a forest PUddles? How do you have 15 squirrels at a time in your yard?? You wouldn't be exaggerating now would you?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. Whaa? what is it you were saying? I got lost in the photos! I bow out of here. I don't need a new camera, I need your mom to take my photos!
xoxoxo
Twinkie

Mollie said...

Your mom's gonna bake a pie?? Is this an alternate universe you're living in or something? We're getting worried over here! Does someone need to come over and show here where the oven is?? Lordy, Ms. Puddles, please let us help out before something dreadful happens!!

A MilShelb Mom said...

We LOVE to hunt squirrels! We think the ones at our hold house told the ones at our new house about us because there aren't very many here... of course, Mom says it's because we live in a city now and not like where we used to live. Oh well. We like to think they heard about how awful scary we are!!
~Milly and Shelby

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Puddles

When my brother Ping was allowed to go outside by himself (he can't now) he caught a squirrel and deaded it and dropped it at the door for Momma. Wasn't that nice of him?

Good luck squirrel hunting!

purrin
Abby

houndstooth said...

Oh, sweet mercy! I so wish I could get to your house, Puddles! First, because I'd love helping you hunt those squirrels and second because I'd sure love a taste of pecan pie. I hope you're sharing squirrel stew recipes soon!

Bunny

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
You need to keep and eye on Mr. Jones!
It is not right that he steals your pecans!
Just thinking about those yummy pecan pies make me drool!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Neeko said...

Hello cutie pie ♥

You make me laugh every time I read about your happenings :o)))
My Mommy won't let us out to chase the critters from our backyard.
We have Matilda who comes on our deck and has the nerve to look inside and make fun of as because she knows that we cannot catch her from being locked in the house. One of these days, one of these days, I keep telling her... and she takes off snickering.
So get one for us pleeeeeease.

Love,
Neeko ♥

Wyatt said...

Hey Puddles, that is how we feel about squirrels too....they are no good! We have a couple of 'sassy pants' squirrels we have our eyes on too!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Asta said...

Puddles
Squiwwel soup? squiwwel stew??? do you addd the pee cans in the soop ow save al of them fow the dessewt???

How awe you at climbing twees puddles???
sounds like it would be easiew to use my soop ingwedients, heehehe..
btw I agwee , that ball totally clashed wif my collaw
smoochie kisses
ASTA

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hey Puddles, ya should have been in the coutry with mem this weekedn. The Dachsies gots lots of squirrels in their yard. Mommy gots a really good reciepe for smothered squirrel with dumplings and friend squirrel with red eye gravy if you wants to borrow them.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

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