Wednesday, September 8, 2010

**UPDATE**on My Eyeliner

I has an update to share withs ya'll.
Ya'll remembers my postie from today? Well, it actually began as a kinda funny post UNTIL a few comments led to me to investigate da cause of my eyeliner being stolen missing.
During my invetigationals I learned some interesting thingies.

According to dis site, my lack of beautiful-no-more-eyes could be caused from dis....
PLASTIC!
Yep, you red dat correctly...plastic watering dishes...
but dat ain't my problem.

or dis...
also referred to as Snow Nose or
Winter's Nose
oooooh but dat not my problem eithers.

Okays, I'm geting theres...
Afters my brain had done been goggled out I did da best thing...I called Docs wife!
Well, hers called him and he did some researching of his own cause he was kinda entertained by da idea of da plastics.
Doc has diagnosed my "condition as...
VITILAGO!!!!!!


Mum has had doxies all her life and nevers heard bout dis befores...go figure!
So now I has been inflicted withs dis horrible thing I have been sent some makeups from MinnaK to helps.
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How you likes me now?

Peace Out,
Puddles... da tramp looking doxie dat ain't gonna haves nobuddies to loves her no mores!

58 comments:

Sam and Pippen said...

Now that's what we're talking about... you're just the kind of woman we're looking for!

Hubba hubba!

Sam and Pippen

thedreadpiratejack said...

Blisterin Barnacles yu is a foxy looking wench that be for sure

Rich aka Jack

A MilShelb Mom said...

Oh Puddles! You and the make up. That is interesting information, though. We kinda like you without the eye shadow... maybe try some pink! lol
~Milly and Shelby

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Makeup Artist needs a bit of retraining!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Puddles this is crazys....you will never gets the eyeliner backs? Well you knows they do tatoo eyeliners on you could try thats. I hears they do eyebrows too....BOL!!! Sorrys.

Hugs,
Sequoia

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Puddles, we will always love you, eyeliner or not.

Alien said...

Err...It looks...nice. Yes. Very nice. And blue. Can't forget the blue.

Have you noticed anything glowing lately? Other than your eyebrows of course.

scotsmad said...

Puddles, you'd never get a common, run-of-the-mill condition. It would have to be something spectacular. At least it can be artificially rectified. You'd better get on to Avon or Mary K.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

JackDaddy said...

Well, at least you don't have the Dudley Nose! :)

I learned about that looking up vitiligo in dogs!!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Puddles!!

We's loves yous eyes shadows from 'da Mimi from 'da drew carey show!! Minna Krebs puts 'dat on yous hers trying to be's Mimi krebs.....
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA!!!

Anyways.. we's glad 'dat yous not life-threating condition-

Hugs!!!
Josie, IzZY and Anakin Man

Gloria said...

Could you try some purple shadow next please? (hehe)

Maggie and Mitch said...

That color eye shadow really suits you, Puddles! Now you need a bandana to match!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Zona said...

Wow. About the green... well.. Sam and Pippen and Rich Jack like it so who am I to judge!! Cali's muzzle turned WHITE from plastics years ago so we all got fancy new bowls here. Will your eyeliner come back? If nots, I agree with Milly and Shelby, try some pink maybe?

Wags,
Zona

ABBY said...

Puddles
May we suggest blue shadow ... goes better with the brown furrs!

Purrin
xo
Abby

Remington said...

Oh Miss Puddles don't say no one will ever love you again....you "never" know how a certain Newfie, I mean doggie thinks....you would look good no matter what....don't worry little lady....all will be fine....

Frankie Furter said...

Do you know Brutus and Carman??? Well, last spring Brutus started getting all pink lipped and that was caused by his plastic food and water bowls. He uses all ceramic and stainless now.
BUTT back to the impawtant stuffs.. YOU !
I think you look just FINE and so do the other guys who have commented.
Sooooo I wouldn't worry about it.. unless you start to get some weird color(s) UNDER YOUR TAIL. BaWaaaaahhhh
Just kiddin you. Pullin your walkin string and such.
I think you just need a BAFF... BaWaaaaaah Darn, I gotta quit that.
OK... you will be FINE and Still LOVED!! Whooooie.. I got it all out that time.

Twix said...

Good thing your name is Puddles and not Cleopatra, huh? My momma has had doxies furever too and she never heard of that either. I have to say, I can't believe no one has made any reference to Michael Jackson yet ;o)
Snuggles,
Twix
PS: You would be beautiful even if you were bald!

houndstooth said...

"All the boys think she's a prize, she's got... Bette Davis eyes!"

Sorry, I was inspired to break into song! I hope you know, I love you like a sister, but I don't think that's what you were talking about. You're still Puddles on the inside where it counts, though.

At least Minna didn't make you up to look like a clown! Not that there's anything wrong with!

Bunny

Alien said...

Strange things are happening in blogland.

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with blue eyeshadow,
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Pibble said...

Oh, Puddles! You're much too pretty to think that no one would love you anymore. Don't you worry - we all love you.

Even with that new eye stuff, thingie, colorish stuff you're wearing. That is eye shadow, right? It's not a rash?

Brian said...

I agree, with or with out, you are always a cutie!

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
Now we know!
Hmmm.... I am not so sure about that makeup.... I guess I prefer you "au natural"
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Minna Krebs said...

Puddles,
Now if that VittlesAgo disease is what you have, then you be famous!!
That is the same disease that Michael Jackson had!!

Now if you wanna start going around wearing one silver glove and moonwalking thats okay. Butt please don't start having da plastic surgeries on your snoot!

MinnaK

and if you gonna keep on with da eye shadow....may I suggest a bit of lipstick too??

Alien said...

I'm just teasing you, Minx. Like I said in the previous post: You are beautiful with or without makeup.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Leave it to you, Puddles, to have something unusual:) At least it doesn't sound like something that will affect your health. We do sort of like the nice shadow from Minna - maybe you can try a different color every week. We bet your special girl there would love to play makeup with you.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

No worries, Puddles, you always look fabulous! And because you shared your condition with me, I am going to tell you a little secret - I have old age warts, five of them! They are super nasty and I am quite embarrassed by them, but I guess they are common in old doggies!

Your pal, Pip

Texas The Doxie said...

OMD PUDDLES!! no no no no no!

Lola said...

Oh, I don't think you've lost any admirers, Puddles. Franklin thinks you're beautiful and I told him he's not the only one. He does wonder if this might make you more accepting of a dog with a slight case of demon eyes, caused by drastic entropian surgery. See, he's got his own eyeliner, but it's red. Not a great look, I have to tell you, but it appears to be permanent.

Hey, didn't Michael Jackson have that Vitawhatsis? You're not going to start with plasic surgery or anything, are you?

lotsa licks, Lola

Mollie Jo, Bobo and Uncle Puppy said...

Oh Puddles we would love you even if your nose glowed bright yellow. You are and will always be Miss Puddles.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Pee Ess: Blue is your color!!!

Barbara said...

Oh man, NO! That eyeshadows not you! Besides if you wear da eyeshadows you have to have da lipsticks too.

Neeko said...

Hello cutie pie ♥

You have nothing to worry about.
You are always going to be preeeeetty with or without makeup plus you have the brains...
Love the picture. Ha haaa... the before and after... you are always making me laugh :o)))

Love,
Neeko ♥

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you are so funny, you put mom in the floor again hahahahaha!!! What color is going to be next!!!!! You are pretty! Lots of love, Holly and mom from the floor lol

Ruby and Penny said...

VITILAGO!!!!!! Who knew. Puddles we think you are beautiful.
Will this only affect the darkest pigment like your nose, nails, eyeliner?
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - Find a knew makeup artist. You look like you have been in a fight and got two black eyes.

El'bow and Hauwii said...

sanne have the same colour eyeshadow hahaha

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Minna Krebs said...

***DING DONG***

Avon calling.........may I interest you in our newest line of eye makeup for da tramp,,I mean for the discriminating dachshund???

You can review the brochure,and give me a call anytime. My phone number is printed on the back...

LUCY

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY DOGS PUDDLES you and your Mom need to take your show on the road and don't forget the Walmart special green eyeshadow either. We are roflol

Now to check out this affliction you have been cursed with...
Big old Southern BFF hug to you
Madi

hero said...

We prefer your au natural look, Puddles... no make up please... vitilago or not, you're always our lovely beautiful doxie girl.

Licks, hero

Corbin said...

Were you practicing your make-up just incase we ever have a date??? I bet you were... all this talk about the sickies and everything, and I think it's all just a cover up because you're preparing for a date with me, someday. You sure do look cute, though!
-Corbin
ps. Mom makes me eat and drink out of the stainless stuff bowls. You might like them because you could look at your reflection while eating and drinking!

Minna Krebs said...

I will be most happy to place your order

Do you have a COUPON that I should apply??

LUCY
Avon Representative

Madi and Mom said...

Ahhhh PUddles you made my little pink nose pinker....
Mom said my human sis loved that physical song....too you two must be about the same age... 18 right?!! MOL
Madi

Bruschi said...

Vitiligo?! Puddles, that is the same disease that Michael Jackson had! Are you going to start wearing a shiny glove on one of your paws?! BOL!

Hugs and Licks, Bruschi

Tank said...

I can't quite put my paw on it, but there's something not right about that last picture. It did make me laugh though.

Just read some of your comments and it appears that you have a goat... I mean donkey... selling you AVON products. This must be a feeble attempt to camouflage your hideous disfigurement. Poor Puddles. May I suggest a paper sack over your head?

road-dog-tales said...

There's some, er, clubs here. You could probably get a job there. hehe Sorry you lost your eyeliner, but we hear the natural look is coming back.
PeeS - We agree with you about the cable guy. What's up with that? Take the money and shut up or what? Sounds pretty fishy to us.
The Road DOgs

A MilShelb Mom said...

Mom told me that the vet said I am "red creme"... whatever that means. I'm light red. lol I don't think I have eye liner... or if I do it's very light. :)
~Milly

Remington said...

Hi....I was just in the neighborhood and thought I would stop in and say hi. GO VIKINGS! Sorry, I can't seem to help it....

George the Lad said...

you ain't got that V thingie, just make sure your mom don't take any photos until you've got your eye liner on :)
See Yea George xxx

Mango said...

Oh Miss Puddles! Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin about!

Slobbers,
Mango

Zona said...

These boys really love your new look!

Yes, the plastics are banned here at my house. It really did make Cali's muzzle turn white. We mostly figured it by process of elimination and then when she had her allergy testing plastic was one of them. It got a little better after we went to ceramic but it's still a little white as you can see. Sounds like it's not the same thing as your eye liner disappearance tho. Does it come back on it's own??

Wags,
Test Monkey

Mr. Pip said...

OK, now you (and Frankie) scared me about the raccoons! They are not going to break in and beat me up are they? My Papa's out of town and I am supposed to be "the man" of the house. I think we are in trouble ...

Your pal, Pip

Charli and me said...

Well aren't you just a smart looking doxie in your eye linner and all. Oh my goodness I hope Charli doesn't find out about this or she will want some next!

Maggie Mae said...

Oh Puddles,

You is my furiend and I will luvs you, no matter what you looks like.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Nuthatch... said...

Puddles, we think you're beautiful even without your eyeliner. It's all in the barkitude and you've got that in spades...

Leonardo said...

Hey Ms. P.
Grady and I just love your new glamor girl look.

Elena has some BEEEAUTIFULLLLL gold shimmery eyeshadow that Mom won't let her wear. She said she would be happy to send it to yoo. Mom would be happy if she sent it to yoo too!

It sounds like my brofur Remy might just has a sweet spot fur you.

All will be fine we promise.
Hugs from Leo and Grady

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Silly Puddles. we all loves regardless of hoew you look. There is only 1 Puddles!!

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Mack said...

Alien is too funny!
And you are pretty with or without your eyeliner!

Tucker said...

Hmmm, it says neurological symptoms.... that may explain your um ... fibbing issues.

woof - Tucker

Asta said...

Puddles
That dawlk eyelinew is sooo sixties..i think you look bootiful wifout it!!!
nevew feaw..you'll always have boys twying to chase you and giwls being jelly of youw booty
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Asta said...

Puddles
That dawlk eyelinew is sooo sixties..i think you look bootiful wifout it!!!
nevew feaw..you'll always have boys twying to chase you and giwls being jelly of youw booty
smoochie kisses
ASTA