Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Hows to Make A Pecan Pie

Happy Tuesday eveybuddies!
Since I had a few comments yesterday bout my pecans I thought I would shows ya'll how to makes da perfect pecan pie!
Just remembers dis is da Puddles way.

Da most important thing bouts pecans is dat you has to....
 go outside and taste test them.

{gets a foto mum so I can shows my fans furiends}
Yep, theys good.

Then you goes inside.
 (Ooooh, my nose seems to be outta focus...dats okays though cuz I still looks good)
Mum didn't help cuz hers don't even know where da darn kitchen is.

Then you gets a pot,
3 squirrels,
a beer,
and your pecans...
 combine all da ingredients in a pot
except da pecans cuz all I ates them all.

Put it da stove til it reaches a boil.

Unfortunately, I couldn't wait till it was done so I don't haves a photo of what it looks like when it was done...hehehehehe!
Just take it off da stove and eats it...or drinks it!

Hang on, I ain't done yet......
I wanna welcome Minna K's new sissy
to Blogland.


The End,

Peace Out,
Puddles

47 comments:

scotsmad said...

Are you sure the beer won't explode? Or maybe the squirrels?

Anyway, we don't have squirrels, can you substitute cats?

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Mr. Pip said...

OK, I have made notes and will try this recipe once my mom leaves for work. The only thing is I kind of like my beer cold so maybe I will just stick with the squirrels and the pecans and drink the beer while the pie bakes.

Beer and pie ...life is good!

Your pal, Pip

Hound Girl said...

We are on it! We are going to make gallons of this stuff! Bring on the beer!!

xoxo

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Just want to let you know that pecans are not poisonous to dogs but it is hard to digest and the high fat content can be very dangerous. (not sure adding a "liquid" n squirrels will make a difference). Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles we have two questions?
1. is it Peecan or Pe-Can?
2. is it served as dessert after your S. C. Road Kill Stew?

PDR Mom you are hilarious!!! Does your Girl know you cooked her stuffies? LOL Mom

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh mom lovez pecan pie (may-b she'z a southern girl at heart) butt we don't haf pecanz around here 'cept in the store - mom sez they iz expensive tu.

Du u no Maddie the Puggle - they bin fosterin'Owen a Beagle 'cept Owen the Beagle ain't the foster no more - they 'DOPTED Owen.
http://maddythepuggle.blogspot.com/2010/10/big-news.html

Shiloh'n Shasta

Amber DaWeenie said...

Yum.....but I no sees da squirrels in my yard so cans I use da big black birds instead of da squirrels? Don't has no pee-cans either. :o( Gots lots of pine cones though.

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Anything cooked in beer has gots to taste good! :) Mom said if your mom could send her some pecans dat would be great, dey is WAY to expensive up here to buys at da store. She will send da green papers to her so pmail me and let me know. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Sam and Pippen said...

How come those squirrels look happy? Are you sure they didn't drink the beer?

Sam and Pippen

Gloria said...

We is wondering if that would work with Rum and Coke?

Piappies World said...

Hey Puddles!

That's a very creative recipe you got there. We didn't know there could be such cute tree rats. Waaaah please don't tell Tank, Khyra, Dory and our other tree rat patrols!

Yummy pecan pie, Cheers!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

Anny said...

wooooooooooooOOOO... its still squirrel season eh? *BOL*

I still don't have any squirrels here in my garden.. urmm.. can i substitute urmms... squirrels with lizards? we have lotta lizards here.. in an assortment of colors :D

thanks for the re ci peeeeeeee

woofs & licks,
Dommy

Remington said...

That doesn't even look close to the pecan pie Beth makes....she must do it wrong....

Frankie Furter said...

Are you STILL Peeing in those Cans???
Is that like putting in ReCycled Beer??? Double the flavor or something???
I don't have PeeCans... butt I do have Buckeyes...
this is a very much Versitle Recipe.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

That's a most wonderful recipe, Puddles. Say, did you catch those squirrels yourself?

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

mayziegal said...

I had no idea that's how you make a pee-can pie! Gosh! It looks pretty easy and I bet it tastes DEE-lish. I'll catch the 11:22 train and be there lickety-split! Save some for me!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Sam and Pippen said...

HA! We was wondering how long it would take for us to get some spam from you!

Sam and Pippen

Brian said...

You forgot to add in the crumbled Moon Pie!

Minna Krebs said...

Puddles, you are turning into quite da Iron Chef with all these yummy recipes lately! Do you watch da Food Network too?

Actually you prolly more of da Paula Deen type Southern cook! Heehee!

MinnaK

PeeS. Thanks fur da shout out fur Missy NoName. My momma already rejected da name Tilde~ from yesterdays. Sigh

Minna Krebs said...

I been studying them squirrels in your fotos. Something don't seem quite right bout them. They looks too cute and too happy to be squirrels............you sure you didn't accidently cooks a chipmunk??

No matters....all in da rodents family anyways! Just wanted to make sure my recipe was correct!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Our gram makes pecan pie, Puddles, and her recipe is a whole lot different than your version! Are you passing out tastetest pieces?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Junior and Orion said...

That sounds like an interesting pecan pie......ummm......we will have to pass though as we don't like nuts.

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Hey that looks like stuffies in the pan!! Smiling ones at that!! They look really happy. Did they drink the beer? Don't fire it up yet!! We never have any squirrels in our yard but we have plenty of birdbrains in the pine tree and pine cones. Can we bring those? Lots of love, Holly and mom

Barbara said...

Beer, squirrels and pecans make a pie? I think it needs a little more bugs too.

rottrover said...

Miss Puddles, in those first two photos you look like you're just CRACKING UP!! Love those :-)

Sam and Pippen said...

We was just reading your comments and are concerned about this Brian's comment about Moon Pie... We don't wants you to be showing off more of your butt while you be cooking up something that'll pass for pie! So don't even thinks about it!

Sam and Pippen

thedreadpiratejack said...

PeeCans arrr verry hard to find here in da YooKay worse lucks as my Ma adores them especially in pie

Lovs
Richie
xx xx

houndstooth said...

I am so hungry now! Those squirrels look a little squishy to me, though. Aren't they supposed to be a little fresher?

Bunny

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees!! Oh we's hungry!!
Now... next times yous cookin' 'dat nommy receipt... we's all like to see yous in some of Lucy's Avons wits yous pretty earrings and apron!! Snorts!!

'da Josie & TriXie hee hee haahaaheehee

pee-s
don't forgets yous bow in yous ears either

JackDaddy said...

I think the squirrels might eat all the pecans before the pie is done. So, I guess you're trying to get them drunk so they pass out and not eat the pecans! Good idea! :)

Ruby and Penny said...

Mom says she loves pecan pie. So sugary & sweet. Somehow this doesn't sound like the pie mom knows.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - Squirrel soup, wonder if Cambell's is interested in marketing it. We bet they would make alot of cash.

Corbin said...

Oh Puddles, you sure do know the way to my heart! Through my TUMMY!!!
-Corbin

ABBY said...

Puddles
are yoo shure yoo can makes a peecan pie wifout peecans?Or do yoo juss pee in da can and dat is duh peecans?

purrin
xoxoxo
Abby

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Does it get topped with puppy khrakhk?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

What happens to that bottle when you don't take the cover off, Puddles? Oh we get it - it sprays all over so you can just spend the day licking it up:) Love those outdoor shots today.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Zona said...

I'd love to agree with everyone that this is a wonderful recipe but.. well.. I was too impatient and drank the most of the ingredients. Don't worry, you're not alone - my mom hardly knows where the kitchen is either.

Wags,
Zona

Frankie Furter said...

Oh my, I'm thinkin that this post will end up becoming famous.. like the Pooping Puddles one did. I am just not sure the world is ready for this.
I gotta go... my mom needs my help after readind this. She is screaming beclaws she can't get her Furend.. Jim Beam's cap off.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

While 'da Momma had eggs wits Jude...
see if 'dis doggie looks familiar..
BA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yEtCKUco5w&feature=related

Hugs!!!
'da Josie

Lola said...

I'm having a little trouble getting Blog Mom to agree to make this recipe. How'd you do it yourself without opposable thumbs?

lotsa licks, Lola

The Teacher's Pets said...

Yummy recipe, Puddles! I love beer and I love squirrels so to put them both in a pot and boil 'em must be the best tasting pecan pie ever! You are gonna be the next Emeril or Paula Deen or Rachel Ray....I can just feel it!
By the way, my mom says she's sorry she didn't let me use the computer while she was processing 2 of her doggy clients passing over to the Rainbow Bridge last week but she's back and ready fer action!
Oh...I wanted to tell you that my mom loved the post about the advice that you and Frankie did together! I think we should all get together every month to bark about computer problems/blogging etiquette,etc, don't you?
Daisy

Twix said...

Gosh! I thought the beer was for drinking while the pie cooked! You know we love seeing your "pecan eating" photos! They is just so cute! So, if your mom has a feetie fetish like mine, how come there aren't any feetie posts? I know you never lie but I'm starting to wonder......
Snuggles,
Twix

Lorenza said...

A pecan pie... without pecans??
That is interesting!
Thanks for sharing the recipe... and your cooking technique!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mollie said...

Our mom sure misses seeing you!

-- meow

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Teehee. We have those same squirrels (or parts of them - Abby has 'killed' several in the last month), but no beer. I think a visit to your house may be in order! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
PeeEss: I've got voting up for my new name tag, so please stop by and vote - thanks!

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
thankies for the pumpkin pie informational! it's just in time for thanksgiving. if my mama gets all lazy like this year and refuses to cook, at least me 'n asa will know how to make the pie!

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- i don't know if i can handle a boring 9-5 architect-y job. i need somethingie more outdoorsy. maybe i could be like that bob ross dude who paints the happy trees!

Roo said...

That's the durndest pecan pie recipe I've ever seen. Bet the melted squirrel ingredient was particularly tasty :)

And the beer, well it isn't a properly executed recipe without a bit of beer :)

Puddles, you can cook in my kitchen anytime :)
Roo

road-dog-tales said...

We've heard of Beer CHEESE Soup, but not Beer SQUIRREL Soup. Wonder if Martha Stewart will put that one in her next cookbook?

The Road Dogs