Monday, November 1, 2010

I Had To Do It

Hellos everybuddy.
I hopes ya'll all hads a fantastical holiday celebrating da dead...hehehe!

Okays now, afters some unfortunate thingamajigs dat has been goin' round Blogland I have found it neccessary to add a disclaimer to dis here blog dat I write.
And fur your informationals, da "things" do not involve da residents of Bogville, they is from outta town.
Ya'll knows I ain't exactly politically or socially correct so it was prolly even mores of a neccesity to add it
 (not really, I just think it's funny)
So I hopes ya'll takes da time to read it cuz it's a doozy of a long one.

DISCLAIMER:

All blog content, views, and opinions are expressed solely by me, Puddles. Not a representation of my mum, dad, brudder, sissy, little girl, uncle, aunt, neighbor, blah blah blah.

Depending on my state of mind at da time of blog entry, content may or may not be delusional, fantasy, make believe, misleading, inappropriate, whacked out, made up, fictional, and/ or invented. Though sometimes, occasionally, more often than not, doubtful it’s fur real.

Although it may claim otherwise, this website does not offer legal, medical, psychiatric, veterinary, gynecological, cosmetological, squirrelology, astrological, zymurgy, zymological, dialectological, philosophical, toxicolocal, criminological, terminological, dermatological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, , technological, edaphology, campanological, neurological,, demonolocal, ufological, typological,, mythological, hydrological, homiletics, zoological, logical or any other kind of professional advice. Nuttin on dis website should be construed as professional advice including, but not limited to, the above list.

Blog is intended for entertainment, grins, and giggles only. Material must be taken withs a grain of salt. If ya’ll da reader feel any content is deemed offensive, reprehensive or whatevers you haves da right to take it up with your coroner, neighbor, preacher, mother, VET, proctologist, fortune teller, bar tender, and/ or state representative. Or you can exit to the left.

Okays and now your foto furs da day.....

 Oh dagblameit!!!!!!!!
{Sissy gets outta da way!}

Okay dis betters.


THE END

Peace OUt,
Puddles

65 comments:

Gloria said...

I am at a loss for words! Besides I think you used them all, already! Have a super day Puddles!

Mollys Momma said...

Well what ever your reasons for your disclaimer we here at our house supprt Miss Puddles and her right to blog about whatever take her fancy be it delusional, fantasy or fiction because it is all very good fun.
I know Richie and Ronnii adore Puddles and so do I.
Love the photos Puddles you look adorable as always
Love
Momma Tea
xxx xxx

Martha and Bailey said...

Well Puddles, as ever we are barkless!!!
Well not quite, we are happy your blog is for giggles only and we think it is unfortunate that we are all having to put copyright, disclaimers etc onto our blogs!
Anyways we know you talk a lot of rubbish - we mean that in the nicest possible way of course.
Lovely pic of you peeking out! We would love for you to come to Scotland - what fun that would be.
Bailey had fun chasing a stick which we did video and will post soon. Martha, being a true basset, has no intention of ever chasing a stick!!!!
Have a great day ya'all!!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Mango said...

Miss Puddles, my how you go on. And what big words you have in your vocabularies. I never thought it was anybody other than you writing. Why would I? There is only one Puddles.

Slobbers,
mango

P.S. Got anymore Kool Aid?

Three Dogs Long said...

And we certainly appreciate those grins!!
Some peoples just takes life a bit too seriously...we luvs your blog..and will continue to be a huge Puddles & Co. supporter!

PS - Around here, our "House" representative is Mama! lol!

(((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Mack said...

We totally agree with you!
And we totes understand about the state of mind bit!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! I think you covered all the bases, except possibly the one about how you might not actually be married if one Preacher Puddles officiates your wedding ceremony!

Bunny

Anny said...

Urrmmms urmmmms.. that sures is a looooooonnng disclaimer.. i am stills reading it. *BOL*

I loves you Puddles and your posty post for the giggggggles and laughter that you induced through sheer wicked humour... buts me ams no complaining at all.

Sc*&^%&)#$%%^ the complainers. Its your blog and you are entitled to write whatever your &^^@#$^&*( fancy :)

peace!
Dommy

3 doxies said...

Sorry, I should haves stated in my post dat NUTTIN has happened to my blog...there has been questionable activity on some furiends blogs.

Puddles

Hound Girl said...

Its about time Puddles comes with a warning label!! Darn kool aid will getcha every time!

BOL I love your photo where your sissy is in the way, FRED does that to me all the time when im taking Hays photo. You look so pretty basking in the sun.

Madi and Mom said...

ROCK ON PUDDLES YOU ARE THE WOMEN OF THE MOMENT!!!! Well done, well said and well written. Oh my stars mom is jumping up and down and scream Go Puddles Go!!! Did I miss a touchdown Mom?

Puddles Mom: How many dictionaries did you use to come up with all those adjectives?

Hugs and Purrs,
Madi and Mom

Minna Krebs said...

Wowser! I didn't realize there was so many 'ological' words.......cracking up at ufological!!!

And I am LOVIN' da REDNECK dachshund badge! Heeeheheheheee

MinnaK

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Puddles~

We raise our glasses and toast to 'dis fur sure!!

And well said... Snorts

loves,
IzZY, Josie, TriXie and Anakin Man

pee-s
we like yous pho-toe

Mr. Pip said...

Good one, Puddles! I have about had it with the bad vibes/comments going around blogville. I am MAD and when I get MAD trouble follows.

You pal, Pip

Team Beaglebratz said...

Miss Puddles - we THINK (akchully we du no) we no what u iz talkin'bout BUTT u sed so many big werdz - we no u cooda uzed smaller an'not az many werdz tu say the same thin'BUTT that iz not the true Puddles affect.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Sam and Pippen said...

Wow! You had something to say today... did you spend all weekend looking up all those words?

Maybe you should add that disclaimer to the bottom of all your posts in teeny tiny print...

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Stop by anytime... we'll supply the timbits and you can bring the kool-aids... we'd like the urnge.

Minna Krebs said...

Oh noes...... I sees that Pip is getting all 'riled up!

We don't want da Pip getting mad and opening his can of whoop-A$$ !!

MinnaK

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You has such a way with werds, Puddles. BOL, BOL.

Minna Krebs said...

Good Post!
MinnaK

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Lola said...

Puddles, I don't always know what you're talking about, but I always love reading what you have to say, and so does Franklin. Just keep being Puddles. That's all anyone can ask.

lotsa licks, Lola

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Absolutely Puddles ... I am with you. I just hope everyone do feel the same way. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Bruschi said...

Oh my goodness, I think you have covered it all Puddles!!!! No one will be messing with your bloggy!

Hugs and Licks, Bruschi and Ebby

jen said...

Wow Puddles! That was a good disclaimer, I have to go back to read it again to make sure I have it all right!

You go Puddles!

Frankie Furter said...

Allllllllll RIGHTY THEN. If anybuddy EVER had any doubts... This posty certainly cleared it up. Squirrelology.. are you sure you aren't an X-purt in that area??? Wouldn't that "chipmunk episode" cover that???
I am totally with you on this issue of needing to cover our tails and all.
I just wonder if Pip REALLY has some canned Whup A$$? I have canned Veggies and Deers Meat and MILKBONES (of course), butt my mom has Never canned any Whup A$$. I'll bet she could do it though. Maybe Mini Puddles and Mini Frankie could start a business... Selling It around Blogville. Sorta like Lucy and her Avon.
This was an EXCELLENT POST.
PeeS... Tell me that it is NOT true that Your Weddings are Not Legal!!!

Piappies World said...
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Piappies World said...

Wow Puddles!

You got lot of words in your dictionary! BOL

You really one in a million! Nice photo you got there... oh but where were you?! heehee!

Boo! Trick or treat!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

Corbin said...

I'm still smitten by the smooch you left on my page today :o) And now I'm in a daze starrin' at your picture! Oh, Puddles... how could anyone need a disclaimer for you?!
-Corbin

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, that is one of the bestest disclaimers I think I have ever seen in my entire life and that is a very long time. If it wasn't covering everything possible it was saying you could exit at the left which made me burst out laughing. Thanks Puddles!! You are always funny! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Amber DaWeenie said...

HUH??? Too early on's a Monday mornin for all dis disclaimer talk. Talks to me's on Friday when my's little teenie weenie brain clears up froms da weekend. My brudder, Max (DaOdderWeenie) is still scratching his little head about dis one too.

Frankie Furter said...

Aiiiiiiieeeeee... I just came back from RUTHIE's Blog.
I am SHOCKED... your brother ALBERT is just an ANIMAL... He held her PAW on their FURst DATE. I had no idea he was such a BEAST.

Brian said...

Now that you got that cleared up Puddles you can start filming your Infomercial!

Sammy and Andy said...

Puddles, how could anyone not love you?????? You really shouldn't need a disclaimer....but the one you have is excellent!!!!!!!

We luvsy'all.

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
We are out of the loop. We don't know anything about some unfortunate thingamajigs dat has been goin' round Blogland. We think this is a good thing for us.
You look very pretty in your photo. Is your eyeliner coming back or is that makeup?
Love Ruby & Penny

Tank said...

Pududdles - I'm confused as to what has gotten you so riled up that you spent your entire weekend looking up big words. Hmmm. After studying your post for a very long time (at least 30 seconds) I can only conclude that you had some kind of mental breakdown which led to extreme paranoia. This really scares me cause you didn't have much of a mind to start with.... it must be totally fried now, right?

Ms. ~K said...

Whoa Puddles, that's a lot of big words from a little pup like you!!!
Do you know what they all mean?
teeheehee

mayziegal said...

I don't think this disclaimer is right. Cuz you said that some of the stuff on your bloggie might be delusional. And we all know that you're just as sane as sane can be! Um, okay, can you pass me some more of that kool-aid? I gotta go look up some of those words and I might get thirsty.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Remington said...

You go girl!

Texas The Doxie said...

I don't even have a comment fur dis one.

Barbara said...

I have to say that anyone who would take offense (well, except Frankie, who has reason) to your blog is a little nutso in the cabesa, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I know you're drunk most of the time.

Sam and Pippen said...

Wow! You've gots the blogville community all riled up today... Pip's getting the can of whup a$$ out and Minna's got a disclaimer on her comments!

I think we're gonna side with Barbara on this one... you must be drunk as a skunk!

Sam and Pippen

Tucker said...

Or you could just say:

Puddles makes sh*t up. It's funny , we all laugh, if you don't like it don't follow the bloggie.

Ta da!

woof - Tucker

Pee S. some of those words are way beyond by Dane vocabulary.. Did yous learn all those medical terms in rehab?

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Hey Miss Puddles! Just stopping by to say "hi" and tell you I miss you. As I was scrolling down dis post, I was almost afraid I wasn't gonna get to see your barootiful face today, but then knew you wouldn't do the world such a disservice as THAT, and of course I was right - you graced us wiff your loverly presence before it was over. Crisis averted. Thank you fur thinking of us, my dear.

Luv,
Cloud

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Whoa, we don't have a clue what is going on, but we love you, Puddles. We are like Cloud too, we really needed a Puddles fix - whew, there you are in all your glory. We sure hope that whatever this is all about, it is done - blogs are for fun and you surely make it all fun.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

JackDaddy said...

I don't remember signing that paper when I started! :)

Junior and Orion said...

Well, wahtever the reason is for that disclaimer, we want you to know, we have no problem with what you paw! We love all of it!!!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

A place where nobody dared to go
The love that we came to know
They call it Xanadu

And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Xanadu

Or was it
Waterloo -
Waterloo -
Waterloo -
Waterloo -
Waterloo -

hee hee...
we's here for you...
cheers to you.. we's drink yous kool aid too..
has you back and yous got ours too and scooby doo's... shoo bee doo...
boop ba doo...

yabba doo..
hee hee..
do yous has torquoise?
'da Josie

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scotsmad said...

Squirrelology???!!! We are gob-smacked! Now what is all the hullabaloo about the police.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Puddles, you is strange. Albert was right... Heehee! By the way I is smitten with him!

Licks,
Ruthie

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a command of the English language you have, Puddles! You must have graduated with many many honors!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What was it Edith Ann used to say?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMKupYF14I&feature=related

ABBY said...

Puddles
Wear did yoo learn all dem werds?

wowie!!

We support yoo to say whatefur yoo wants to say!!

purrin
xoxox
Abby

George the Lad said...

Are you going to put that on the end of each post!! I for one wouldn't mess with you any how, heck I have to put up with cusion Dougall Doxie!!!
See Yea George xxx

Maggie Mae said...

I needs another nap after readin' all dis.... ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Oskar said...

I don't know why you had to do that disclaimer, but we are Puddles supporters!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

The Teacher's Pets said...

I don't know why you felt you needed to disclaim yourself either butt please know that we fully support your silly, preacher-like, delusional stories and if we didn't we wouldn't keep checking back to see what you (and you only) have to say! Even though sometimes my posts are a bit serious I do have a silly side and you are to blame for that!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Sure you are one of a kind!
All those "ical" words made me feel dizzy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Minna Krebs said...

Albert!!!!

I had no idea that you were courting da lovely Miss Ruthie!!!!

You go, guy!!

MinnaK

Benny and Lily said...

Thank goodness sissy moved! Cute
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Sam and Pippen said...

Just stopping by because the Elgin Pugs want us to get you to stop singing on everybody's blogs...

You really need to lay off the beer!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. You are one crazy girl...

Roo said...

Dang Puddles you said a mouthful! My jaws hurt just after readin it BOL :)

K, so distillin it down. If I find a grain of wisdom in your ruminations I should take it with a grain of salt. Yeah? Sounds like a plan to me. I like salt :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Thanks for wishin me the Happys on my big day! :)

Asta said...

Puddles
You aways know how to stawt off the week..Mommi was all mopey till she wead youw post, now she is having hew coffee coming out of hew nose

Thank you
smoochie kisses
ASTa

road-dog-tales said...

Well, there's just nothing much else to say, is there? Peace Out, indeed :) Excellent advice.

The Road Dogs

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
i totally missed this post somehow! well, i don't know what happened, but it sounds like somebuddy got a kong wedged in their hiney over your bloggie?! whatevs! you give me and asa and mama the giggles all the time, so thankies bunches 'n tons!

*woof*
the booker man

Zona said...

BOL This post made us smile!!

Do I call you, The Honorable Puddles now that you're a Governor? Her Highness??

Wags,
Zona