Friday, December 10, 2010

A Funny Thing Happened...

I gots a funny story to talls ya'll today...hehehe!
I ain't got no fotos to illustrate it so you'll just haves to use your imaginations.
okays, here is Whitney and Albert.

 And here is a close up.
 Now my mum is ALWAYS saying hows they don't looks nuttin alike
and her is always real quick to point out there physical differences.
Her is always also saying how hers don't understand how some peoples gets them confused.
(nows, stick dat in da backs of your brains till I gets to my story)

These are our jail cells crates.
Whitney has da big one and I has da small one.
(Albert sleeps in da big bed withs mum and dad)
Nows, I gettin to da sory of my moron mum.
Wells, all three of us was on da couch withs mum when it was time to goes to beddie bye.
So mum gets me and puts me in MY crate.
With me so fars?
Next was Whitney's tur.
Mum gets "Whitney" and takes her to her crate....
Well, Whitney freaks out and wouldn't gets in da crate and starts all this pawing and carrying on.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
hehehehehehe....
it was NOT Whitney...it was ALBERT!
Mum was putting Albert in Whitney's crate...hehehehe!
Oh me...I laughed so hard.

Nows in mum's defense, her said it was dark and couldn't see but "knew" sumtin was off when her was putting "Whitney" in her crate cuz...get dis, her "smelled" different.
Yep, her really did say dat.
Do ya'll sees what I has to live with...sheez...her smelled different.
I thinks I haves heard it all now.
*
Nows da moment youy all has really been waiting fur...
ME.

Fotos from da Foto shoot from heck.
So ain't gonna happen

Afters almost 90 fotos laters....
da foto lady did manage to gets 2 good fotos of ME and 1 of Albert and none of Whitney.

Peace Out,
Puddles

58 comments:

Mango said...

That is tragic. Your own mom? Well, they do look kind of similar, but seriously. Imagine the mayhem that could ensue if this persists. What next, Puddles in the big bed? Hmmmm..... maybe you need an Albert suit.

Slobbers,
Mango

Roo said...

Hee Hee Ho Ho Ha Ha your Momma is toooooo funny :D Poor lil Albert BOL!

Puddles, 90?! You are one patient gal :) I do luv your green and red sweater :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Gloria said...

That sure is a funny story! I think you look positivily wonderful in red and green! And the shirt fits you so well too! But I am wondering........why do you have to go in a crate at night?????

K-9 Katastrophe said...

HAHAHA!! Poor Albert!!

Licks,
Ruthie

Amber DaWeenie said...

HeHeHe....dat is such a fun-nee story. Jus' 'member....one big black blob looks da same as da odder big black blob. Dere-for, you gots to smell 'em to tells da diff-rence. Good ting you Mama has da good nosy or da Albert would be in jail 4-ever (or overnite---same ting as 4-ever to da Albert)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Me has odder idea.....Maybe da Albert should wear some of da after-shavey stuff or da Whitney should wear fur-fume. Den dey be easier to tell apart.

Lola said...

That is truly funny, Puddles. You must have been laughing your tail off while that was going on. I love your photos. You look so sweet and innocent in that last one, too. The very spirit of Christmas, in fact.

lotsa licks, Lola

Madi and Mom said...

MOL WE ARE CRACKING UP!!! Poor Mum!!!
It is a busy time of year we'll forgive her..

Years ago Mom went with my sister to pick up her beloved Cali (cat) the Cornish Rex from the breeder. Cali was 6 mos old and a dainty lady cat.So Cali gets in the carrier. Off they go to the car. Sis is saying if Cali gets any heavier I'll have to do weight training.Lo and behold the breeder comes running out hollering. Frisco,the other Rex who was in the room with us had crawled in the carrier while we talked. He and Cali were buds so she didn't even care that it was a tight fit.
They almost had a twofer!!!
Hugs Madi and Mom

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahah! That's pretty funny. Albert must have been really MAD!!! My mama does silly stuff like this all the time - what can I say, she has a couple of screws loose if you know what I mean.

That picture is super cute! You should wear that outfit on Alien's holiday adventure.

Your pal, Pip

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Poor Albert, I bet he needed a beer after all of dat! You looks stunning in your festive sweater my furiend. Happy Friday!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

The Heartbeats said...

Maybe your ma should do a butt sniff next time!! BOL!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

thedreadpiratejack said...

Ohhhhh Poor Albert I hopes yor Mom was sootably shame faced about it.
Miss Puddles yu looks most divine in yor photy me n Ronni n Ma adores it

Luvs
Richie
xx xx

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! Puddles, that is so funny! Sorry to your Mommy, but so funny!!! That is a great picture of you!!!

jen said...

That's a good story Puddles!
Our mom has gotten us mixed up once and I will never let her live it down!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OMD, that do be HYSTERICAL! Now in all fairness, dussn't you think all hoomans look the same? This do be why we has to sniff but hoomans should not be sniffing.

Erika said...

HAHAHHA Puddles pooor Albert. With all her comments about them not looking alike. How comes you gets put into a cage at night? My mom only puts me in mine if I keep bugging her to play in the middle of the night. She never puts the dogs in theirs anymore now that they are big and know not to pee in the bedroom at night. I just don't understand how you dogs don't know where to pee.....in the litter box duh!

Minna Krebs said...

Heeeeheeeeheeeeeeheeee

Heeeheheheheheheeee!

Oh my! Your mom be cracking me ups!

I would LOVE to know what da Albert was thinking! I bet it started with "WTH?!?!"

Minna Krebs said...

LUCY here:

Well, OF COURSE, they smell different

Albert always orders Avon Top Dog Aftershave from me. And Whitney orders Avon Eau de D'oxin Cologne (spray bottle)

Duh

Corbin said...

Ahhhhh HAHAHAHA! You looks silly drunk in that first holiday picture... was you hittin' the kool-aid and beers and cheeto's before the photo shoot??? I love love your beautiful face though... drunky or not!
-Corbin

Pearl said...

Miss Puddles,
This story made me giggle so hard! Mommas are such a mess, I tell ya.

You look LOVELY in your Christmas picture.

xoxo
Pearl

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh Puddles!! You do tell the bestest stories!! Hee Hee!!

You know that we're just gonna nab that cute Christmas photo of yous and use it...right? Pleeeeease can we use it for our Christmas Furiends project??? We'll bring Kool Aid!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

♥I am Holly♥ said...

That is a funny story! It's a good thing there is only one of me because my mom would probably do something like that. The day she confuses with me the cat is the day I run away. Love the pictures! Lots of love, Holly

Barbara said...

Mom musta been tireds! She smelled the difference? If she smelled the difference, why she put the wrong dog in?

When do you get the big bed??

Elyse said...

Okay, I'll admit, I laughed really hard about this too! And why do you get the small crate? Is it because you have less fur to try to fit in the crate? But your mom could SMELL the difference...!?! I think your mom might be starting to lose it. No offense to Mom, of course! Pretty pictures of you, of course!

Elyse and Riley

JackDaddy said...

Maybe Albert has the gas and that's why your mom said he smelled different! :)

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles ...we loved your comment today... 'you just live there'. We ALL know you are the ruler supreme and in charge of your domain.
Thank you for the smiles you give us.
We expect many of your decorations have to do with living with your beautiful girl.
Have you been in a Borders lately?
The ones in Raleigh have completely pink trees on display and I mean Pepto Bismol pink. All they need is a back tree top
Madi and Mom

Bruschi said...

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahaha That is the funniest story I have heard in a long time! BOL BOL BOL!

Love your Christmas sweater! You beat me with 90 photos! I thought my mommy was bad with 58!

rottrover said...

Miss Puddles, we get it. SOME people think all Rottenweilers look the same. UGH. Anyhoo, Mom got us three different collars that FEEL different --Gizmo has one of those nylon ones, Bart wears his platinum chain and I wear red rolled leather. That way the old woman can identify us in the dark!!

Your pal,

-Ruby

pam said...

Hey had yer mommy been hittin da egg nogs dat night? Otherwise???

Sometimes our mommy fergets our name and calls us Bomee.....oh whatever yer name is... bol

Bobo and Meja

Frankie Furter said...

BaaaWWWaaaaaaHHHaaaa That is tooooooo funny. I'm thinkin your mom needs the glasses thingys.
AND.. might I suggest you ask Santa Paws fur new GLOW in the DARK Collars... One in Pink and One in BLUE to help her tell the difference. UNLESS... your mom is....... COLLAR BLIND.
Oh I just cracked myself CLEAR up.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow. Um. Maybe your Mom should invest in different color collars. Or better glasses. Or maybe just let you all sleep in the big dog bed... 90 PHOTOS?!? Eeesh. Mom doesn't even bother - she just takes some random photo and uses that because we don't have the patience and Dad has something agains us being dressed up in costumes... You do look quite cute in the one 'good' photo! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

PeeEss: We got some extra Christmas cards (we ran out early) - if you want one, have your (blind) Mom send your snail mail address to my Mom: lizdranowATmodernskiracingDOTcom

Brian said...

That last picture of you is adorable Puddles! Too funny, your Mom didn't know Whitney from Albert!!!

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

BOL! i bet albert was all like, "what in tarnations is going on here, woman!" i'm glad your mama figured it all out (with her snooter) before it was too late!! ;)
i'm so super duper sorry you had to pose for 90 pictures. that is crazy go nuts! i gotta woof, though, you are lookin' all cutesies 'n full of the innocents in that second picture. it's the big googly eyes!

*woof*
the booker man

Leonardo said...

Afternoon Ms. P.
All that noise was poor Albert probly cussing your mom out in Doxie. I bet Whitney had her paws crossed that she would get a chance to sleep in the big bed wif your Moms and Dad.

We LOVE your Christmas picture! If it takes 90 shots to get a good one then it has to be the foto grafy lady's problem not yours.

Love Leo, Grady and Mom.

scotsmad said...

That is sooooooo funny! But just between you and me, we have that same problem here. Everyone asks how SHE tells us apart and she points out the difference; but then makes the same mistake herself. But she never said anything about our smell. BO Very L!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Wait'll you see our Christmas out takes.

Tucker said...

BOL! Your Momma can't even tell her own kidz apart, that's hilarious!

Oh and I use to have to sleep in a crate/ apartment but nows I is a big boy and sleep on the couch or my bed, or my hoomans bed if I gets cold or has a bad dream.

woof - Tucker

mayziegal said...

Heehee! Your momma is TOOO much! I don't know HOW she coulda gotten them mixed up. I mean, they're two totally different dogs! Heeheeehee! I'm gonna be laughing abouts that for a loooong time!

Oh, and PUDDLES! You looks prolly even MORE adorable than you normally do in that picture. I know, I know. Who woulda thought that it would be pawsible for you to look MORE adorable? But I think maybe you do!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. We luved your mom's comment on our bloggie today. And we totally understood what she was saying.

ABBY said...

Puddles
Dat wuz a grate storee!
MOL!!!!!!!!!!!

And oh my dat is kyoot pixchur of yoos.

purrin
xoxo

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Puddles, yep it snowed here! Mommy was amazed that after our post....it actually snowed!!!

Why don't you all teleport over and watch the snow fall with uSSSSS while snuggled by the fireplace???? COME ON!!!

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

BOL BOL


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo & Olivia

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Puddles, that is so funny. Your Mom was all confuzzled!!!

That picture of you is
A-DOR-A-BLE!!! We love it!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Poor Albert!
Mom says that Mitch and I do smell different and it's very obvious to her so mom said to tell you that your mom is not nuts, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Did woo chekhk your beer stash?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Wyatt said...

Did your mum get into your beer stash, Puddles? That would explain a lot!!
Those are some pretty good pictures, some artists work better after a few!! Hahah :)

Wyatt and Stanzie

houndstooth said...

*snicker* There's a black nose poking into your limelight, there, Puddles! I have no idea why Mom is laughing so hard about the photos!

Maybe your mom is getting senile or something if she has to sniff Whitney and Albert to tell them apart. Was she sniffing their butts?

Bunny

1000 Goldens said...

What a great story. Humans! They are hilarious :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That is a very funny story. Mom says she can tell us apart even if she is blindfolded just by the touch. We think we might need to give her a test on that.

So how come Albert gets to sleep on the bed and you two don't? We don't get to go anywhere near those beds in our house. We don't care, we like our crates (with the doors open, please and thank you) or our stinky bumpy beds.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie ♥

Oh poor Albert...
I always laugh about the stuff you do but this is Hilarious one from your Mommy :o)))

You look just Pawsome in the two pictures. Love your sweater!

Smooches,
Neeko ♥
P.S. I'll bet Miss Whitney was feeling really good seeing Albert taking her place in the crate...

rottrover said...

Puddles? Are you wearing eye liner in that second photo? Did you get permanent make-up?

Miley said...

That is so funny!!!
Your own mum!?! They smelled different.. ;P

Um, I have a question - how come you have the small crate? Your the star & all.. why don't you get to go on the big bed? I sleep on the big bed with Sarah.. Oscar sleeps on the still human, but smaller bed with Danny Boy.

Cuddles & licks,
Love Miley xxx

Remington said...

I bet your mommy was just tired and got confused.... May I also take this time to tell you that you are so beautiful in those pics!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
BWAR BOL thanks for the chuckle! Very funny. Hey, ask Frankie's mom (my Mamaw) to tell you the story of the gag she pulled on her mother! Switched collars with her dog and my mom's dog and when she tried to leave, her dog tried to go, but it looked like the wrong dog! BOL the bedlam that caused. Ask her and she'll tell you all about it! This was a great story and your pix turned out cute...of course!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I hope your mom was not eating halucinigenic mushroom, to get her so confused.
Suppose she ever takes the wrong one to the vet!! YIKES,,,,
well. we are sure it must have been on the food or drink.
Your mighty cute in your sweater Puddles.
love
tweedles

Mr. Pip said...

Hi Puddles! Hope you are having a good weekend, too. We are about to get hit with a big storm later tonight and into tomorrow. I will try to send some snow your way. Oh, and it is going to be like a million below zero on Monday - ugh! Can I come live with you until winter is over?

Your pal, Pip

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Maybe your mom's eyes were still glazed from those 90 photos she had to take with the flashy beast? Bet poor Albert nearly had a heart attack. Wonder what Whitney thought of it all. Glad Albert was able to communicate the mistake before traumatic damage was done.

Jed & Abby

George the Lad said...

Well they are lovely photos of you as always Puddles, that's funny what you mom did, had she been on the pop!!!(beer)lol!!!
See Yea George xxx

Zona said...

Umm... so what do Whitney and Albert SMELL like???

Wags,
Zona

Texas The Doxie said...

heehee dat was funny...i has ta agree wit yous! butt hahah me AN bubbles sleeps in moms bed and we don't even have to sleep in our crates at night time!