Monday, December 6, 2010

Hellos...my name is Puddles

Hellos....
Hellos...
anybuddy out theres?

Uh, does anybuddy remember me?

Well just in case ya'll has furgotten me I'll REintroduce myself....
My name is Puddles Duddles Rainbarrel Butt
and
I is a little redneck Southern beer drinking cheetos lovin' doxie.
Does dat ring a bell furs anybuddy?

I has been MIA and it was ALL my mum's fault..I'll tells ya bout dat in a jiffy.
So anyways lemme tells what I has been doing... ABSOLUTELY NUTTIN'!
Wanna see?
Oh wait...dat da wrong pikture.

Here ya go....
See....nuttin!
My mum got her seasons mixed up and did da Spring cleaning in da Winter...stoopid I tell ya.
Well da cleaning led to reorganizing which led to a bigger mess than hers had befores and nows nobuddy can find ANYTHING cuz her puts stuffs wheres nobuddy can find it.
Then her decided to paint some furnitures and lemme tell ya...paint DON'T taste good.
Now da only good thing bouts mum cleaning and stuffs was dat da stoopid flashy monster was put in it's cabinet containment area so it wasn't in my face 24/7 like usual thank goodnesses.

Oh and da vacula did lead to a TORNADO too.
Dat thingy hit right downtown and like, we lives downtown.
Not purty ya'll.
(okay so I slept through it all but dat is beside da point)
It took out a bunch of lamp posts and peoples roofs and dis and dat...you get da point.
But never fears, our Wal-Mart was safe and sound withs no damage.
Oh and we was all okie dokie too.

Soooooo to make a long story short....
I is back AGAIN!
Now I must get to reading your blogs to find out what I has missed
and for goodness sakes I has been missin' ya'll so much!

Peace Out,
Puddles

64 comments:

Gloria said...

So glad to see you back Puddles! Missed your funniness!

Roo said...

Hey cutie pie (great shot of you under the sheet in the laundry basket) :) Puddles you have been sorely missed! Sounds like you not only had a whirlwind in your house but in town too?! Thank goodness Walmart is safe! And of course y'all too ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Mango said...

Ah ha! Momma will be glad to read this and desist with housework immediately. No point in getting a tornado. Glad that you are all safe and sound for sure. Missed ya.

Slobbers,
Mango

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great to see you back, Puddles. We were worried you got lost somewhere in the land of Oz, but we see you just got lost in the laundry basket. Were you trying to make your way to OP? Seriously, we are glad to know you are all OK after that nasty storm.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

Puddles! Thanks goodness you are back. I have been looking all over. I thought maybe I left you back in Turkey. Make sure you check out my Turkey posts because you were in them and I think maybe you had some fun!

I have been known to sleep through a tornado myself. Glad everyone was OK. And I am so happy you are back!

Your pal, Pip

Minna Krebs said...

Iwas beginning to thinks your mom packed you away during all of her Spring-in-da-Winter Cleaning Frenzy!!

GOOD to see you agains!

Mack said...

We really missed you! Thank dogness everybody (and Walmart) was spared from the tornado!
I love to sleep on clean clothes too!
Sugars,
Mack

Minna Krebs said...

Lucy here-

I have been contemplating starting a new line of business and think your mom would be perfect for my SE Division

It will be Lucy's Maid Services. (How does your mom look in a maid outfit??)

LUCY

Tucker said...

Welcome backs! Now, quit playing in the clean laundries, your momma is gonna haf to rewash those sheets!

woof - Tucker

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

PUDDLES, YOU ARE JUST ADORABLE!!! Mommy really wants to kiss that cute face! We are so happy that you didn't get hurt in the tornado, both in your house and out!

Anny said...

Finally... yous back. I was about to send ole Pippy to go find you... but lil Pip has a tumtum pain. A tornado and a spring cleaning in winter? Coolll! Probably the spring cleaning in winter sparked the tornado off. As far as i know... tornados dun like spring cleaning.

On another notes and note.. glad you all and Walmart is safe and sound. Stay safe ya... and don't go outs.. and and.. we did miss ya.

Wats yous name again?

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey there Miss Puddles - so very glad u iz bak. Our mom'z internet went down last nite - she is duin'this fer us at werk so we gotta b careful 'bout what we say. Our mom NEVER duz the spring-winter-fall-summer cleaning so we don't haf tu worry 'bout that BUTT we still get plenty of them 'nadoez up here in Kansas.
Shiloh'n Shasta









hey there Miss Puddles -

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh Puddles, I is so happy you is back dat my teenie weenie butt is a wigglin' all over da place. My brudder Max's (DaOdderWeenie) butt is too fat to do any wigglin'. HeHeHe Glads to hear dat da Wally World is safe and sounds so you's can get you's beer and cheetos. Glad you's house is safe too. Most of all glad you's back!

Madi and Mom said...

Ms. Puddles Duddles Rainwater, After reading that description a few times, the fog light in our is feeble memories kicked in and we are happy to say......PUDDLES is back!!!
LOL and MOL

THANK GOODNESS the Walmart is safe...the one and only time a tornado came thru Raleigh it took out the Walmart!

Hugs to you all,
Madi and Mom

jen said...

Welcome back Puddles!!!
We have missed you:)

thedreadpiratejack said...

Me n Ronni be so glads yu is safe n sound Puddle we did miss yu lots. Yu always put a smile on our Mas face which makes us happy too so
WELCOME BACK PUDDLES
Luvs
Richie n Ronnii
xx xx xxxx

Piappies World said...

There you are Puddles! We missed you! So glad you are back. We have not been posting since silly piappies mom has been busy but we have been visiting and commenting so we do check on you and we thought we've lost you.

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

houndstooth said...

PUDDLES! OMD! I have missed you so much! I am glad to hear that the tornado didn't whisk you away to Oz. We get those things all the time here, and it gets tiring hanging out in the basement.

So, do you have all your Christmas shopping done? I got out my little pink Christmas tree and it has a Puddles ornament on it!

Bunny

Erika said...

Yay Puddles we missed you!

Texas The Doxie said...

Hi. Thanks you fur stoppin by my blogs...butt..I don't even know who you is...so I can't even say I missed you. !!!
Plus my momme told me not to talk ta strangers so i don't even know dat I can follows your blog! SORRY!!!!!

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,
Welcome back girlfuriend!
Well of course you knows dat I has missed you, I was even gonna comes down to SC and start lookin' fur you but here you are! I am doin' da boxer wiggle butt happy dance too cuz dat tornado didn't hurt any of youz. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS My mom is as silly as yours cuz we have 3 Christmas trees and all of dems have been up since before Thanksgiving! ;)

Frankie Furter said...

OKaaaaaaaaaa all is right with the world NOW. I just can't tell you how much I have missed you. I was soooooo worried that the Pencil Vane E Ah PoPo were gonna decide to come clear to Your house and start In Terror Gay Shuns of Albert and Whitney and then get to YOU. Butt I think they may have givin up.
You and your peeps made it all safe and sound through that tornado. That is super good news fur all of us. Butt now you need to talk to your mom about getting RID of Vacula. Can't have another Whirlwind going through. It MIGHT get Wally World the next time.
I suggest a nice Cord Chewing. That rubbery coating is grrrreat fur the teefs and the wires massage the gums. end result Super Oral work out and... No More Vacula!!!

The Heartbeats said...

Thank goodness about that Walmart, right?

Calhoun

Ms. ~K said...

Honey, we've been worried...we were fixin'ta take a ride to SC looking for y'all!
Now don't scare us again like that, ya'hear?
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Ina in Alaska said...

That tornado almost redid all the cleaning ? Wow, thank goodness you were spared more confusion!!! Tee hee hee!!

Brian said...

I sure am glad you are all OK Puddles! I didn't know you lived in the downtown area or I would have been checking on you!

Remington said...

I am SO happy you are okay! I thought someone in Hollywood found you and you were in some big time movie deal! Glad you are back and you haven't changed a bit! I am doing the Happy Dance here in Minnesota....

Bruschi said...

Oh thank goodness you are back Puddles! I was getting worried here in the sunshine state that you left the bloggy world!!!

Tank's Two Cents said...

Sorry, I don't remember you. Do you work at Cracker Barrel?

Barbara said...

Boy, so glad to see you!

Glad the 'nado's didn't hurt you or the Wal-Mart...that's important.

We missed you!!!

Wyatt said...

Welcome back Puddles! Spring cleaning in December, hehe. Maybe your mom needs a new calendar from Santa!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Elyse said...

I'm glad you reintroduced yourself...I was a little confused on who this Puddles doggie was... Just kidding. Welcome back! We are glad you're all safe and sound (even if your Momma did go on a crazy cleaning spree)!

Elyse and Riley

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Welcome back!! We are glad you are safe! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Puddles that laundry basket looks so comfy better than any dog bed for sures.

Hugs,
Sequoia

Hound Girl said...

We are glad you are back and safe sugar pie!!!

Sammy and Andy said...

YAY, darlin' Puddles!!!!!!!!! We are so happy you are back....we were having a bad case of withdrawal without you!!!!!!!

We are so happy the tornado left y'all safe....otherwise they would have had to answer to us...and we're sure that nasty tornado wouldn't want to mess with us boys!!!!!!!

Love to you, Albert, Whitney, Your Girl, Your Mom, and Your Dad.

Corbin said...

I've been WAITING to see your beautiful face! Thank goodness you're back. My life has been so dull without you, my dear Puddles.
-Corbin

scotsmad said...

Sounds like your Mum has a bit of tornado in her, too! All that cleaning and organising! No wonder you had to hide in the laundry basket.

We're glad you're back. We missed you!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

JackDaddy said...

Oh was you gone? We didn't even notice! :)

BOLOLOLOL!!

ABBY said...

{Puddles}
We is so glad dat yoo is baksez!!!

purrin
xoxox

mayziegal said...

Hi there! It's awfully good to meet you. I used to have a BFF named Puddles but she hasn't been around in about 189 years! You wanna be my new BFF?

Haha! Did I have you going there? I could never, ever, EVER forgets you!

I can't believes your mom created a TORNADO! Wow. I bet your neighbors are really mad at her.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Dang!

It was supposed to hit the W******

Welkhome bakhk!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I is so releefed that you, your family and those peeples of Walmart all be safe ofur there.

A MilShelb Mom said...

We're glad you're back! We missed you!
~Milly and Shelby

Zona said...

I always knew your mom was most powerful! I'm so glad you and Walmart are safe!!

WE MISSED YOU!

Wags,
Zona

Asta said...

Puddles my dawling fwiend
I
m sooo welieved to see you again!!!!
I missed you and we simply have to get bettew help. My Mommi is useless and doesn't wite to my fwiends daily like i want, but west assoowed NO ONE WILL EVEW FOWGET YOU !!!! YOU'WE THE BEST AND WE LOOOOOVE YOU
smoochie kisses
ASTA

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Goodness Puddles!! I'm so glad you are back! Me was worried about yous.You sure had a lots gonna on for doing nothin. I'm so glad nobody got hurt during the storms. I never would have been able to sleep throught that.

How is Alberet and Whitney and your Mom??

I love all of yoju so much!! {{{bhuggies}}}...Mona

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Puddles there you are!
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh Puddles....
i am kinda new to your site and even me THE TWEEDLES was worried about you,,,, gosh,,,, well i am happy your okay...
but i have a concern,,, i hope your mommy does not do too much cleaning,,, and you might get stuck in a cubboard with some blankeys or towels or something,,, and well, you know what i mean,, there is no food in the closet.
So be careful,,, make yourself seen.
Thank you for the sweet words on my bloggy,,, kissys sweet friend.
love
tweedles

Jbenz said...

Yay for being back safe and sound!!!! :)
-JBenz

Pepsi Bum said...

Did your Mom clean too fast, and caused the tornado? Anyhoos, I'm glad y'all are safe and sound, drinking beer and eating cheetos!

Woofs,
Pepsi

I Am HoneyBuzz said...

Oh Miss Puddles! I was all fixin' to leaves you a very clever comment but den I read Tank's comment about you workin' at kracker barrel and I'z barked myself hoarse! BOL BOL... Puddle's workin' at kracker barrel!! teehehe

Big slurps, HoneyBuzz

♥ Sallie said...

Puddles!

Thank goodness you and your laundry basket didn't end up in Oz!

How scary!

Hugs,

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles Duddles RainX!
We've been missing you and your entertaining self. Glad everyone is okay after the tornado...they're scary. Obviously you were busy guarding the linens.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

Junior and Orion said...

PUDDLES!!!!! We are so very glad you are okay! We havemissed you!

George the Lad said...

Glad to see you back, this is just a quick comment mom don't know I'm on here she told me no blogging for a week!! till she gets on top of her list!!! thanks for your comment its OK I knows you where thinking of me ;)
See Yea George xxx

Leonardo said...

Welcome Back Ms. P
The world just aint the same place without you in it.

Me, Mom and Grady all did the Goofie Newfie Happy Dance to celebrate your return.

Have a great one and please don't leave us again.

Love Leo, Grady and Mom.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Puddles, we do like the way you tell a story. We didn't realize cleaning house can bring on a tornado. Now we know why Jan leaves it for "tomorrow." She says it's because she's busy but now we know the truth.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We concur: great to see you back! We're glad you're safe and apparently all ready for Christmas, what with all that cleaning. Sounds like your mom even cleaned the outside, with that vacula-induced torn-ado sucking up the leaves and everything. Nice of you to help your mom by holding down the laundry basket. Have you helped put up your tree yet?

Jed & Abby

Martha and Bailey said...

Puddles, we are very glad to see you back even if we are late in telling you!
We know how it is when the humans are busy - what is it with this cleaning?
We are glad you are all safe and sound and have retained your sense of humour - it will take more than a tornado to wipe that out!
Be careful you don't end up in the washing machine Puddles - imagine if you were to shrink................
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

It's nice to have you back, Puddles! We missed you!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Levi Mac said...

It's sooo nice to have you back Puddlywuddlycuddly puddles :)
We missed your pretty face!

Levi Mac said...

BTW- can I share the sheets wif you? We can make all the fellas jealous :) I'll bring your brew!

KB said...

Your laundry basket photos are too funny! thanks goodness that the walmart is fine!