Friday, January 7, 2011

Let da Races Begin

Happy Friday!
I has a new job and didn't haves time to prepare fur a more thorough post.
And yes, I is feeling much betters and thank you all fur your concern.
I is a doxie and we not down long...furthermore, I is Puddles so dat should be enuff said theres.

I do haves some imprtant stuffs to tells ya'll bouts

Dat just makes me laugh!

Yep, I guess some of ya'll knows dat Pip has challenged Bunny to da race of da century.
 I was very honored dat Bunny asked ME to be her coach fur da big event.
She must know how health conscious I am.
And Roo is gonna be Pip's coach.
I ain't worried bouts my new job cuz dis is Bunny we're talkin' bouts...has you evers seen how long her legs are...they likes 10x longer than mine ain't much longer than mine.

Da big event will take place on Febuary 5, 2011
and whatever happens dis ain't gonna affect any furiendships:)
(I will has da beer and cheeseburgers fur Pip afterwards)

Nows I must go get ready fur my coachin' duties..

(Am I good coach or what?)
Is it illegal fur coaches to bet?

And I also wanna wish Madi's mom
C and Madi...thank goodness ya'll met us:)
we adores ya'll and haves been blessed to haves you in our lives.
Ya'll make everyday so much more fun.

Dis  be a short post cuz mum has gotten a wild hair again and now hers is movin ALL da furniture around and painting and her has made a big mess.
 NOTE to all of your peeps:
Do not stand on collapsable objects while painting, it don't end up good.

Peace Out,


Mr. Pip said...

Psst: just make sure Bunny drinks the special kool-aid! Bawhahahahaha! I like your music. It makes me think of running in slow motion toward a big plate of cheeseburgers and Cheetoes.

And guess what, I already knew about the NOT standing on collapsible objects. My mom is a pro at this kind of thing.

OK, I need to go for my morning run ...sure is cold, maybe I will just run around the living room.

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

details, details ...maybe I challenged Bunny, but only after she questioned my video. BOL!

Your pal, Pip

Gloria said...

Oh now you got me in the running mood......except I can't runn.......well maybe I will just do it in my head hehe. I once knew someone who stood on a empty fish tank to reach something! She never reached that object!

Maggie Mae said...


YaY you is feelin' better! Dis is a very impawtant new job you has, Bunny must be thrilled dat you is gonna be her coach!
I can't wait fur da race!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Team Beaglebratz said...

Uh, Miss Puddles ma'am - uh we don't wanna git u all riled up so erly in the mornin' BUTT bein'the Beaglez that we iz, well - we kinda sniffz out the truth sumtimez or akchually, in this case it wuz out there fer all tu c. Ok, what we iz gittin'at - welllll, u kinda-sorta stated an - we're just gonna come rite on out'n say it - u sed an untruth. Now don't gitz all mad'n start throwin'the beer'n the cheetoz (b-sidez, u don't wanna waste'em). BUTT u DID say the Bunny's legz were not much longer than yourz - well, may-b in your wildest dreamz or sumthin'BUTT we haz seen Bunny - she cood make 87 of u - or 'bout that much. An'we know that she cood make a few of us tu - she IZ tall - she IZ a Greyhound an'u iza a Doxie - that's like comparin'a watermelon tu an apple seed.
Just our observashun.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Madi and Mom said...

I want a front row seat the the race between Pip and Bunny....Now I know Pip is vertically a certain red head we know...but Mom can say she has seen a vertically challenged Doxie out run a 5 year old girl who was chasing him for eating her Barbie legs...So we think Pip has a good chance of out running Bunny's long beautiful legs!!!
Hugs Madi

Mom of Puddles thank you very much for the lovely surprise b-day wishes today!!! You two had me LOL
at the 'not standing' on collapsible objects. We hope your
tush is ok!!! PS mom is going camera shopping this more clicking videos!!!
Mom of Madi

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles were you sick? How did we miss that...oh my STARS sweetie we too are glad the divine Ms. P is once again on top of the world.

Martha and Bailey said...

Yes, we can see why you are the coach Miss Puddles!
We sure hope your mom doesn't put you in the washing machine.....!
Martha and Bailey xxx

Amber DaWeenie said...

Yes you looks all ready to be da coach all wrapped up in dat bundle of sheets. Can't waits to see da race.

I has another rule to add to da collapsing objects rule. Never stands on a ladder over da swimming pool to trys to fix da screen. Dads can make a big splash and get da Weenies (me and my brudder Max) all wet. {HeHeHe}

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Good thing you woz availabull fur coaching, I mean with your talents and all you could has alreddy been snatched up by anudder athlete. Or falled on my your mom.

jen said...

Glad you are feeling better and congrats on your new coaching job!
That is gonna be one interesting race!

Tell you mom to stay off those collapseable chairs while painting!

Sammy and Andy said...

Darlin' Puddles, we didn't realize you hadn't been feeling know we would have been purraying for you if we had known. We are so relieved you are better now.

We really don't know what to do with our mama, cuz she doesn't seem to be able to keep up anymore!!!!!

We have an announcement on our blog of Pip and Bunny's race. You're the very bestest when it comes to coaching...and if we ever need a coach, we will ask you first and foremost, Puddles.

Love to you, to Albert, to Whitney, to Your Girl and to your 'rents.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I dunno, Puddles. I mean, have you SEEN that movie of Pip running? I'm just not sure that Bunny has a hope in the world of beating him. But that's prolly why she hired you as a coach. Cuz she knew that you and your training plan (lots of sleep) and your eating plan (lots of Cheetos) will help at least stay close and not be embarrassed.

And you had a PRINCESS PAWTY????? Oh, I wish I'd known you then. I would've LUVED to have come to your princess pawty. Did you dye the beer princess pink, too?

Wiggles & Wags,

Frankie Furter said...

Baaaaaawaaaaaaah Shiloh and Shasta's comment just cracks me up.
A PRINCESS pawty???? HUMMMMM hard to imagine. hehehe
Now about the leggy isssue. Well, I think I just have Paws Only. Sort of like my moleys have.
I insist... DeTAILS... DeTAILS about your mom's Painting PAWject. I want to know about the thingy that collapsed and all that stuffs. I even want to know about COLOR. DeTAILS.. I insist!!! Don't leave us in the dark.
So I see that your Basketmobile has morphed into a Sleeper Coach. Looks darned comfy to me. Must be one of those Fancy Schmancy HairScreams.

Ms. ~K said...

Puddles, every time I see you ,I get a little teary eyed, missing my childhood Doxie, Brunie.
She was my sister and best friend for 15 years!

We're having a pawty to celebrate Madi Mom's birthday, come on over...we're really closer than you think...less than 100 miles!
Bring the beer!

Wyatt said...

Wow, the sporting event of 2011. Has anyone called the networks yet?
Who is our bookie, we need to bet on this!!


Remington said...

Miss Puddles, after watching you at the gym I think you will make a great coach! I didn't know you were watching the other night when I was lifting all that weight....hope you enjoyed the gun show....

Anonymous said...

Poor Bunny has sealed her fate I'm afraid... what was she thinking asking you to be her coach?!!!


♥I am Holly♥ said...

That should be a great race. What channel is it going to be on or can we buy tickets to see it in person? Lots of love, Holly

Levi Mac said...

Glad to hear you are feeling better!!
We read about Pip's race this morning in his blog :) Can't wait to see it.
another tip....don't stand on chairs with wheels-lots of HBO words come out with that one man!:)

houndstooth said...

Puddles, I can just tell that you're going to be the best coach ever! The music is perfect. I think we need to play that on race day!

I'm betting that if they took a picture of your leg and a picture of my leg that nobody could tell the difference!


Brian said...

That should be quite the race and I am quite sure you will be a very good coach!

Corbin said...

Oh Dear.........


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

No wonder there is a brown bag involved!


Anonymous said...

At first we were confident that Pip would win...but...when we found out you were coaching Bunny we may have changed our minds. (Well, that and the fact that we saw Bunny's video of her running like a wild woman at the dog park!)

Are you thinking what we're thinking? You could be an Olympic coach! The summer Olympics are just next year, ya know!

Elyse and Riley

Remington said...

Be still my, Miss Puddles just made my year! I like you A LOT! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Barbara said...

Okay, like I said on another blog...Bunny's legs are a whole lot longer than Pips!! Plus, with you as a coach, there is Kool-Aid, Cheetos and Beer.

I'd say Bunny has it by a long shot!

scotsmad said...

Is this a handicapped race? Just askin' before we put down any money. (Are you Bunny's handicap? We crack ourselves up sometimes.)

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Asta said...

I think you bettew move youw bum bum if you'we going to be a coach..I know, I know Bunny has the most bootifullest long legs, but don't undewestimate a detewmined tewwiew, hehehe
Whatevew the will be a gweat wace and I look fowawd to the celebwation aftew. As fow youw Mom, you'd bettew tell hew to be soopew caweful and only stand on BIg steady stuff
smoochie kisses

ABBY said...

Yoo go gurl!


Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

Yep, we heard about that race! We think Bunny has a pretty good chance of winning!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Wow! This is going to be a very interesting race. We know that you'll make the fairest coach ever, Puddles!
We'll make sure we let our mom know to stay off collapsible objects!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

JackDaddy said...

Oh good, since your mom is in a painting mood, please have her drop by my house when she gets done! All the cookies she can eat!!

Junior and Orion said...

Puddles, we didn't even know you were feeling poorly. We are glad to read that you are beter though.

We think you will be a great coach! **whispers** We could place a bet for you.

Did you end up with paint splotches on you? We hope not.

Madi and Mom said...

No beer here but we have 2 bottles of Duplin Co. wine though BUTT is wine good with Cheetos? Oh and the Dad got the Mom a Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Cake...we'll be cutting it at 7:30 come on up that is unless you are allergic to snow then I'd say stay home.

A MilShelb Mom said...

haha!! We can't wait to see how this turns out!
~Milly and Shelby

the booker man said...

miss puddlesssss!

me and asa and mama missed you!
i'm sorry you were feelin' icky, and i'm glad you are all betters now!
thankies for fillin' me in on the race of the century! miss bunny is crazy lucky ducky to have you for her coach. i'm sure you will have her runnin' like the wind to fetch your beers. you can follow her in the laundry basket to provide the motivationals. heehee.
pretty please woof to your mama to be careful with all that paintin'! we don't want her to poke her eye out with the paint brush. BOL!

the booker man

pee s -- yeah, that snow was totally awesome sauce!! the only problem was that daddy kept throwin' snowballs at me. grrrr.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, this is going to be such a fun event - we don't know who to root for - we love both of the racers so much. Maybe we need to hope for a tie.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lola said...

I am so excited about this race. It's like the Olympics only better because we know the athletes pawsonally and they're doggies. I don't know who's going to win, but I'm rooting for both of them.

lotsa licks, Lola

Anonymous said...

Puddles!!!! I'm sure you'll make a wonderful coach! you're off to a great start in the laundry ;)
Good luck Allison! ;)

Oskar said...

We can't wait to see how this turns out. I know you're going to be a pawsome coach!

Nubbin wiggles,

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Bunnys legs are longer,, but,,,,,
Pippy,, he can fly through the wind like a hummuingbird...

it could be a toss up, or a tie!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We are filled with eager anticipation for this amazing race! Hope your mom didn't do any permanent damage when she fell.

Jed & Abby

Anonymous said...

Oh dear was that one of those foldin chairs she stood on? Mom's empathizin with your Mom. She thinks folding chairs should be banned ;)

K, Puddles about this coachin thing. I haven't read that there are any rules soooooo.... ;)

Waggin at ya,

Scout 'n Freyja said...

You must tell us about your momma painting and show us, too! Did you get to change colors? When we have we paint in the house we usually get colored noses and a cat or two is running around with a fancy-pantsy colored tail☺

Minna Krebs said...

in the words of Mango....."WTF??"

How did I totally miss your post yesterdays?????? Me and my momma need to have a serious nose-to-nose talk about her priorities lately.

Minna Krebs said...

Now, I have personally seen Pip's video......and have to admit it was very impressive.....BUTT....How can he compete with Bunny, when her has such a competent and , uhm, dedicated coach as da Puddles!!!

I can already tell you have gone into serious training mode fur this event!! heeehehehehehee

Minna Krebs said...

OMD!!!! my momma is totally all cracked up at your Car Freshener comment to Tank!!!!!!!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, this is gonna be one interesting race. The coaching will definitely be important on both sides. Love the pix of you in your clothes basket. You gotta get your rest too! If painting is happening, a word of advise, don't get under any paint cans! You never know what color you might end up!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Let us know when the betting is open. We totally want to get in on this. I mean, I'm sure Bunny was totally fast in her previous life, but she's retired. Have you seen retired people run? Yeah, only if they are being chased by crazed water buffalo (or Abby). Pip, on the other hand, has little leggies, and as you know, you short-legged types can MOVE. Our bet is on Pip.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Zona said...

Oh Puddles... I sympathize. We have construction going on all over the place here. I heard that painting will commence on MONDAY. Why do they have to change things? Such a nuisance!

Can't wait for the race!


Lorenza said...

It is going to be a pawesome race!
I am sure that whoever wins, they will be still friends!
Betting? Hmmm.... Better not do it!
Kisses andhugs

Zona said...

Have you seen the comments on my blog about not naming the mini-two-legger Puddles? BOL! We have a short list of names and Puddles was at the top of my list... hmm...

I love that Albert would snuggle up and listen to Abigail even though your mom's lap was disappearing! By the way, mom was JUST reading last night on the pregnancy message boards about whether or not doggies can her babies heartbeats and almost everyone said YES.


Tucker said...

OKs -- I don't know if Bunny's gonna win... I means have you ever seen a hot dog runnin? BOL.... BOL... YOus are gonna have to come out from under your Dadda's blanket to run and we know you aren't gonna do that. She should have asked for a coach with longer legs... ar you sure she isn't looking for a couch?

woof - Tucker

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Hi Puddles... I just came over from Remington's blog... Hope you like cats... What a nice blog you have here. I think I'll follow you. Have a great day.

pawhugs, Max

Ms. ~K said...

Hey Puddles,
Looks like we're in for some wintry weather, huh?
Hope you've got plenty of Cheetos and beer!
~K and The Pups

Anny said...

Are you hiding some cheetos and beers in them laundry basket? I know you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... just lookit your sly smileeeeeeeee... hehehhehee...

if its collapsible.. why stand on it? hahahhahahaa moms never learn rite :D

we have missed ya dear Puds :D let the race begin!

Alien said...

Ah, Minx. With all the cheetos, Special Kool-Aid, and Beer You, Pip, Roo, and Bunny are consuming, this will either be the best race in history or the funniest!


bichonpawz said...

Puddles! You are so cute! We love the present you sent Remington! That was very nice of you!!

xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

KB said...

Could you please talk to my dog, K? She is terrified of laundry baskets, and I would love so much to get a photo of her *in* one like you always do...

OK, I won't stand on collapsible objects while painting... Do you have any photos to demonstrate why? :)

Garden Girl said...

Bunny is so going to win that race. With you as a coach, no one has a chance.

Everyone will just stop to stare at how cute you are, and then Bunny will race to the finish line. Sounds like a pretty good plan, huh! ;)