Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Chirp Chirp

I gots a box from my mailman from Frankie Furter..or at least it had my name on it.
Here's da stuff dat was in da box.
Yep, just what I expected...dis stuff ain't fur me, it was fur My Girl!
WAIT....hold up, I sees sumptin fur me.
Hold your horses till I gets to it.
A coloring book withs a doxie on it!
Looks just likes me but I is so much purtier doncha thinks?
Hers got an apron fur when her cooks fur me and a jump rope too.


Behold my gift!
Ain't it a BEAUT??????

A birdhouse dat Frankie made with his very own paws.
Yea, I is gonna haves to 'splain dis pressie.
Nows ya'll see, while Frankie was in Master Chew Sits withs Mango and Mr. Master he was learning hows to do some wood working not well I might add and wells, I wanted him to build me a bird house...hehehe!
I asked him several times furs a birdhouse.
I mean dat IS what you do when you goes to sleep-away-camp and a good beginners lesson fur dat wood working stuffs as long as it don't end up as firewood likes most of his stuffs did.
So he actually attempted  made me a bird house!

Uh, Frankie...dat ain't a real hole, it's construction paper.
How's them birds gonna get in da shack house?

Moral of Da Story:
Be careful what you asks fur:)

FIREWOOD FOR SALE:
Contact Puddles
555-HAWT

Seriously,thank you Frankie and My Girl says thank you, her just looooved her stuffs.
Hers won't lemme use her jumprope though (insert sad face). Her thinks I would tie da squirrels up.


Peace Out,
Puddles

49 comments:

MAXMOM IN SA said...

You are so cute, Puddles and that is one of the sweetest, funniest, most thoughtful gifts I've seen in a while.
Enjoy it all.
Sending lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA

Mango said...

So that is where all our popsicles went. Urp. That Frankie is a regular little tool time guy.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gloria said...

Wowee! Good stuff, but I am concerned about that birdhouse, hehe. Licky kisses, Billy

Mack said...

Frankie is an angel. I know your girl will think about you as she is colorating.

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles you my sweet are so funny!!!
What very nice and thoughtful gifts Frankie sent for your beautiful Girl.... So what is your Girl going to cook for a Doxie with such discriminating taste? Did she get a cookbook and did it have a recipe for Cheetos in it?
Hugs sweet friend from your BFF,
Madi

houndstooth said...

I guess this is one of those times when it's the thought that counts! Maybe Frankie didn't know it needed a real hole. :P

You should have seen Morgan when those chicks started peeping! I thought her bat ears would shoot into the sky! BOL!

Bunny

Team Beaglebratz said...

Gotta r-member - like our mom sez, it iz the thought that countz (we just can-t figur out - what iz she countin'? If it iz our treatz then what duz it matter - Shiloh iz the man of the house an'he gitz the most - oh, x-cuze us, we digress) Anyway, them wuz most loverly prezziez an'both of u got sum neat stuff.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

Brian said...

That is so sweet Puddles, packages are fun!

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Maybe you could use da bird house as a squirrel trap...just a thought. ;) Great pressies fur your girl!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh dat Frankie is so sweets and thoughtfur. Maybees you can use da birdhouse as a hat??? And I really do tings you can learn to jumps rope if you puts your mind to it.

The Heartbeats said...

Just so's ya know, don't call dat 555-HAWT... it'll cost ya $.99 the first minute and $87 for each additional minute...

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I has a woof of warning fur you. Wotefur you do, do not flush the, um, burdhowse, down the hooman litter box. When the boy was little he tried that with that kind of wood and messed the litter box up BIG TIME and costed mom all kinds of green papers wot put the plumbing man's childruns through college!

Minna Krebs said...

Do you think I could fit our possum invader in that stick house????

Texas The Doxie said...

Puddles you couldn't even catch a squirrel much less TIE IT UP WIT A JUMP ROPE! bwahahahahahahaha

Now me? That's another story.

Minna Krebs said...

Excellent idea fur da jumprope, though! I can see you lasso-ing da squirrels in your own squirrel rodeo!!! Heeehee

Frankie Furter said...

Well what did you expect from an apprentice??? Esp. one who Lacks Thumbs. You wanted a Hole in it?? Heck Sakes ... just chew one. I can't be expected to do EVERYTHINGY fur you!!! Pawsonally I think you should SAVE it.. When I am Famous fur my woodworking skills... It'll be worth 87... somethingys.
I mean it is a Real Log Cabin and all. Sort of like Abe Lincoln's or somethingy.

It wasn't easy fur me to cut all those... with that hooooooge saw you know.

Ruby and Penny said...

Frankie is so sweet to send you and your girlie pressies.
We love the birdhouse even if it is a little unusual. It is the thought that counts.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - we will take the firewood.

road-dog-tales said...

What thoughtful gifts Frankie sent you and your girl! He's a clever and creative guy!
Haha-just had a thought - you should make your own "Puddles" coloring book showing some of your most popular poses - you know what we mean :)

The Road Dogs

Jbenz said...

Puddles, your posts always make me laugh! that's a great looking bird house, even though it is missing the entrance :) You've got great friends that would make something like that for you :D
have a great day pretty lady!
-JBenz

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles I do need some more tips...
how do you get your eyes in just the "I am Puddles Duddles Rainwater, put that in your pipe and smoke it position", as in today's photo?
Hugs from your BFFF,
madi

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Ohh your girl is soo lucky. Too bad for the birds though, that Frankie must have forgottten that they needed a door!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We love the gifts. That was very nice of Frankie to send your girl great gifts. The birdhouse is cute! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Anny said...

Tat sure is some birdhouse that Frankie builts... hahahahahaha.. them birds gonna get dizzy head each time they knock themselves out on them construction paper.. and mebbe... just mebbe after a few knocks.. there might just be a hole soon for others. Urmms.. thinks this is not sounding quite right now.. ops!

Anny said...

Just ask momma to hang the birdhouse out there in the porch.. it sure deserves airtime before you burnts them down you know..

we ams a dialing 555-HAWT...

Barbara said...

You should pry the back off the birdhouse and use it to trap squirrels!!

I think it was awful nice of Frankie to send that stuff to your girl!!

(putting 555-HAWT in my contacts...)

Peggy Frezon said...

I bet your girl loves that coloring book. I think your birdhouse looks lovely, except you do need to put a door in it!

rottrover said...

Your foto lady did a most excellent job capturing your beauty today :-)

-Gizmo

ronniisramblings said...

Awwww dat Frankie is da greatest guy doncha finks. Him is soooo carin n s'portive.
Wee finks him does rock !

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

mayziegal said...

Oh, that Frankie is just the BEST, isn't he? What nice pressies for your girl and I luvs the birdhouse. Maybe it's a woodpecker birdhouse and he left it that way on purpose so they could peck their own doorhole in it. I hear those woodpeckers are pretty pawticular abouts their doorholes.

And so you're saying that jumpropes is actually for jumping and NOT for squirrel-ropin'? Are you SURE? That doesn't sound right.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

What a wonderful idea, I thinks I should tie up our squirrels...

What wonderful pressies, furry congrats!

Al - Rudy's Brother

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We think your Girl is very smart, Puddles - that is exactly what we would do with that rope too. How nice of Frankie to send you and your Girl all that nice stuff. Love the birdhouse, could be interesting watching the birds try to get inside:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Elyse and Riley said...

Okay Puddles, now you've done it...Riley is begging me to buy her a jump rope so she can tie up all the squirrels that taunt her in the back yard...!

We would love to have a party on the beach with you!!

(I love that last picture of you sitting in front of the presents...the colors are phenomenal!)

Elyse and Riley

Oskar said...

What a fantastic set of presents. I know your girl will love them.

That Frankie, always helpin' others.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Remington said...

Great presents, Miss Puddles! What would you do to the squirrels? I don't understand....you must have meant you would feed them lots of peanuts and be very nice to them....

scotsmad said...

That Frankie is such a generous fellow!

Maybe he made it so the birds would knock themselves out when they try to fly into the house. Then they'd be easier to catch. (Bella would love one of those.)

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

Tucker said...

Um I thinks that bird house was in foreclosure. BOL. Sorry Frankie.

woof - Tucker

Junior and Orion said...

What a wonderful bunch of gifts!!!

We think Frankie did quite well on the bird house for a first try!

Tie up squirrels! MOL!!

Bobbi said...

How nice of your friend to send you and your girl these presents!! One thing is for sure, Miss Puddles. YOU ARE LOVED!

Jess and Glacier said...

Herro,
Aria here. Twapping squiwwels? Yes! Let's do that! I have wots of squiwwels in my fwont yarwd that need twapping. I think me and you could be great squiwwel twappers together!
Wot of puppy wove
Aria

KB said...

Hey Puddles,

Great pressies! But, I think that you oughtta sue the makers of the coloring book. They used your photo on the front without your permission :)

We'll take some firewood - just send it our way in the flying laundry basket. We're running out.

And, come on over here with your jump rope... the squirrel ate our internet connection so he deserves to be tied up!

Maggie and Mitch said...

One of our birdhouses has electrical tape over the entrance hole, Puddles. It's so the birdies don't poop on our porch. We think Frankie was smart!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

ABBY said...

Whoa Puddles
I wuz lookin fur dem birdies, but it am dark outside and still I heard dem birdies....
dat wuz a super pawsome prezzie yoo and yur gurl got. WE laffed and laffed at dat birdiehowze!

purrin
xoxox
*chirp chirp*

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Frankie sent to Abigail pawesome presents!
And your bird house is very nice too!
Hmmm... no door?? Well... I guess you can fix that, right?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Zona said...

Okay, so mom usually makes me keep the mute button on but today... no mute. We started reading and heard these birds. I was BOL when mom thought her phone was ringing weird... and then thought maybe a BIRD was in the attic. BOL BOL!! I guess I should put her to bed for the night.

LOVE the pressies... that Frankie is full of the sweetness!

Wags,
Zona with the Dumb Mama

jen said...

What a wonderful gift for your girl!
Your girl sure is smart not letting you borrow her jump rope:)

Asta said...

Oh my dog Puddles
Dat is a most bootimous gift..That Fwankie is awfully genewoos even though he seems to be a novice buildew, but honest, i was most impwessed..I mean, I have nevew built a thing.
I have to tell you, I just about jumped out of my skin when those biwdies stawted chiwping, hehehehe
smoochie kisses fwom youw twes cool
(hehehehe)
ASTA

Mr. Pip said...

I am a little scared of that GIANT doxie on that coloring book. Almost as scary and Minna's giant possum. And there is no way that birdhouse would hold a possum -the jump rope might work though ...

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: What a guy that Frankie is!

Benny and Lily said...

We are running looking for the birdie
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

What a gracious acceptance message, Puddles! Don't you know that males have fragile egos? They're not tough like us girls. We think Frankie made a charming bird house, and it is [often] the thought that counts!

Abby

Ha! That first part is an outrageous calumny! The last part is true.

Jed