Friday, February 18, 2011

I Was Thinkin'...

Yes, on occasion I do think.
(Shockin, I knows)
Anyways, back to what I was thinkin'.
Since MangoMinister was recently goin' on
and I knows Them Brown Newfies does dis Show Dogs stuffs....

I was thinkin' I COULD haves been a show dog myself.

See, what did I tells ya?
I has da stack or whatevers you wanna call it...down to perfection.

Oh my, Westminister surely missed out on dis.
Nows ya'll don't get carried away withs my beauty:)

Da only itty bity problem withs dis show stuffs is dat you has to do what you is told (insert evil laugh)
In other words...you has to be TRAINED!
And well dat thought just makes me wanna hurl my cookies.
But, if it wasn't furs dat training stuffs
I COULD haves been in da ring furs da whole world to worship me.

Peace Out,
Puddles

PS: Don't furgets da Banquet fur Bunny and Pip on Feb.26-27
(Ain't nuttin likes a good Pawty)
where we will celebrate their famous race and drink lots of beer.

56 comments:

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Do you know how many baths Show Dogs endure? Maybe you could be a burlesque show dog.....LOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

You would make a wonderful show dog, Puddles, but besides the fact that you have to do what they say, I don't think that show doggies get to drink much beer. And it's probably all health food all the time for them. It doesn't sound like a career you'd really enjoy over all.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

We felt your thinkin' all the way to Pawsylvania!

Of khourse, if woo got to Westminster, woo will have to stop on your way North!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Puddles,

You wil always be Best In Show in my book girlfuriend! Happy Friday!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We all know you would make a super duper SHOW OFF DAWG. No other dawg would have a chance against YOU. I'm just sayin.

The Daily Pip said...

Bawhahahaha!!! Training???? Listening????? Those things are for the birds. I have never obeyed a command in my life and I am darn proud of it.

Cheers to being independent!

Your pal, Pip

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

When I tink of da STACK, all I can sees is.....pancakes! YUM!

Unknown said...

Lol, I am laughing so hard, I'm gonna hurl my cheerios! Mom

I agree with you Puddles. You are just purfect for the Westminister! Licky Kisses, Billy

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles I think with that body of yours you should just and set your sights for the cover of Sports Illustrated!! Only thing SI requires is that you have a shapely tush (check),show lots of skin (check) and most importantly you have to have that come hither look in your eye (GREAT big CHECK). You are perfect SI cover girl.
Hugs and Happy Weekend...oh and heads up...on Monday I'm posting about PDR!!!! MOL Madi

Levi said...

You are definitely show worthy!! Let's just sit back and think what kind of show....(right Daisy,Kendra & Bella?)

Can't wait to have a beer wif u!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Hey Guv'ner Puddles - this here iz Shasta. Of course u du think sumtimez - afta all, u iz the Guv'ner - u gotta think a few timez tu git tu b Guv'ner. An'all this show talk - made me think 'bout my VERY brief (2 showz) show career. Mom sez I loved bein'in the ring an'I did with all the peepz lookin'at the Princess Diva Shasta. BUTT, az much az I loved it - the judgez fer sum reezon, didn't like me so much. Oh I won my class (I wuz 7 monthz old) BUTT I wuz the only one in it - if there were other dogz, say 2 otherz then I wood git third. Mom sed she didn't care cuz I wuz still best in show to her.

Oh, an'I no fer a fact - u du git put on a starvation diet which meanz NO cheetohz or beer or even kool-aid - I ended up loozin'so much weight an'u gotta x-ercize ALL the time. BUTT'gurl - u gotz that stackin'stuff down perfect!
~Shasta~

houndstooth said...

Puddles, you would make one heck of a show dog! One thing I know for sure, the shows would be a LOT more interesting if you were in them! I'm sure that a certain amount of moxie is required to be a show dog.

Bunny

HH and The Boys said...

Yep... you are absolutely right you are definitely, positively show material. I'm glad I know you now, please remember us little guys if you get famous at Westminster.

pawhugs, Max

Scooter said...

Hey puddles!
Wow, great pix of your pretty self. WM would be lucky to have you, but they probably wouldn't have the proper appreciation for your uniqueness. Really, they probably don't consider personality and you got tons of that happening along with your great looks! They're too stuffy anyway...stick with us fun dogs!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Just Jess for now said...

They would have to start an entirely new category just for you Puddles-they wouldn't know what to do with your loveliness. :)
PS: I nearly snorted coffee out my nose. You make me laugh.

jen said...

Puddles you would make an awesome show dog! You have style, personality and attitude! Oh and with the way we roll at dog shows there is always a cooler filled with beer close by!

I know! I can trade you for Leroy for just a few months and we could tear it up:)

Tucker said...

You know why I was considered a pet versus a show dog when I was a baby? Too many spots! Isn't that so stoopid. I gots too many spots.

Look in the mirrors show peoples you all wear ugly shoes with those horibble buisness suits. Geesh.

Judging me and my spots.

woof - Tucker

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

The life of a show dog might be a lot different for you and us, Puddles. We bet there are lots of restrictions on beer and cheetos too. We think you are beautiful and don't need to be a show dog to earn that description.

Happy Weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Unknown said...

You was thinking bahahaha did you need to ice your head afterwards? Being a show doggy would be fun but all that work. Perhaps you should set your sights on being a model instead?

Corbin said...

Hm... a show doggie? You'd love all those eyes on you! But I think you'd be better off as a model... swimsuit model -hehehehe. try it. I think you'd me much happier doing that than a show dog!
-Corbin

Anonymous said...

I dunno, Puddles. I mean, I don't think it would be fair to those other show doggies if you were in the ring. They'd all feel so bad abouts themselves cuz they would always know that they'd never win.

PLUS...you might not have known all of us. Or if you DID know us, you might be too hoity-toity to drink beer with us. Instead of beer and cheetos, you'd prolly go with sham-pain and kavvy-are. Bleh! So aren't you glad you didn't go the show circuit route after all?

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

Anonymous said...

Gorgeous pictures! You would make a most excellent show dog. Do you have the show prance down...you know, you have to kind of trot around...?

You gotta read my blog post from yesterday...you signed Riley's cast! :)

Elyse and Riley

booahboo said...

training and listening.. naw... that's not you Puddles. You is the rebel with a lot of causes... urmmmss... and you are too pretty to be listening and training in them rings.

You could however be a model that's for sure. You do them mean poses.. even the Katy mosses+es will have to move over.

Bobbie said...

You're a winner in my book, Puddles. Such beauty I've never before witnessed (don't tell Gracie). I can understand why you wouldn't want to be trained though. Who needs it?! So set aside that dream of being a show-dog and focus on what you do best: Standup comedy.

Brian's Home Blog said...

No doubt about it Puddles, you're best in show!!!

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Miz Puddles, You could balance a glass of fine wine on your behind.
teeheehee
Oooops, gotta run, here comes my mom!
xoxo
Buddy

Two French Bulldogs said...

No doubt! Look at your stance and all those muscles!
Benny & Lily

Barbara said...

Oh you gorgeous doll!

Minnie and Trixie would be perfect for agility training if they would only follow instructions...

Corbin said...

I'll gladly push the contest back further if I get to spend some time with someone as beautiful as yourself ;-)
-Corbin
ps. Hopefully this is all it's going to take for my eyeballs... your momma had been telling my momma all along it was probably allergies! Your momma should be a Dr. VET! But, a nice one :o)

Texas The Doxie said...

Hey why is yous puking your cookies bout trainin? I gets lots a cookies when mom and me trains and stuffs don't diss it cause you is a girl and can't handle the TOUGH and RIGOUROUS mental stimulation training gives like us boys..........

Just.sayin.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Puddles, I KNOW that you could have won that dog show! You have the modeling down perfectly!

I also know that you could train your person to walk beside you very well!

I want to celebrate you being YOU with a couple of cold ones! Are you game?????

Love, Auntie Deb

Anonymous said...

Sorry, didn't mean to point you to the depressing post about Chloe. The one yesterday is a little less depressing and at the end of it, I have a picture of your signature on Riley's cast...!

http://adventuresofacattledog.blogspot.com/2011/02/chloes-day-at-vet-test-results.html

Try that link and it's at the bottom of the post (I know...how COULD I put you at the BOTTOM!?!?!) Hehehe!

Elyse (and Riley)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Puddles
WE fink yoo wood half beat Hickory in a landslide.

purrin
xoxox

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You surely would have won Puddles!!! Those other woofies would not have stood a chance!

We have been wondering who won the race.

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles, I challenge you to a picture dual. Who has the better figure!

Licks,
Ruthie

Molly the Airedale said...

You absolutely could be a show dog, Puddles. You have the stack down perfectly!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Brandon - The dog with a blog said...

If only they'd let you be a show dog, you'd be furry good at it!
Besides the training... and all that other junk :)

What wonderful pictures of you, maybe you could just do your own little show?

Rudy's Raiser

Asta said...

Puddles
I'm so glad you stopped by
Thewe is a hooge chandeliew in the gweat hall
I'll prolly have the scwibe get a pictoowe of you swinging fwom it tommowwow, hehehe
(what is youw favowite colow btw???)
umm, meanwhile, thewe is plenty of beew and I heawd that Khywa was awinating the boaw in Cheetos
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Kristina Zambrano said...

I don't like to much the dog show world but fur sure with some good handlers you would rocked the show world =0]

kristina & kovack

KB said...

You think?????? Nah, you're all beauty and no brains. And, yes, the world did miss out on seeing da beautiful butt!

We'll be there for the pawty, bringing our Ellie's Brown Ale (with a chocolate lab on the label)!

What Remains Now said...

Puddles, this is the year for hounds and you look fabulous. You would have given Hickory a run for her money. Girl Hound Power!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
I was thinking the same!
We have everything to be in those shows... except for that "do-what-they-tell-you-to-do! Haaaa!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Backcountry Brodie said...

Being a show dog is not much funs. You has to "fit in the mold" all the time and that not be fur us free spirits. You is most speshul just the way you is.

Scooter said...

Puddles, with that pose, they missed out fur sure!! Look great!! I need you to e-mail us your snail mail, cuz I am sending you something fur being a coach fur the race. I need to get it in the mail by Monday. HEre is my e-mail.
dcraftsalot@yahoo.com
Thanks

wags
Jazzi

Dexter said...

You do have a lovely stack, but I can tell you from experience, those dog shows are hard work. Not to mention the judges are always feeling you up. Ick.

Slobbers,
Mango

Anonymous said...

Oh Puddles, you're a show dog here on Blogville :) We all think you're lovely ;)Untrained and all :)
-JBenz

Anonymous said...

Puddles you do look stunning in those photos! Mom do a wee lil touch up? ;) Just kiddin :)

Waggin at ya miss showstopper ;)
Roo

Alien said...

Yes. You and I, Minx. We could have been in pictures!

Yours,

Jans Funny Farm said...

Definitely show potential there. But having your freedom is so much more fun.

Asta said...

Puddles
Did you fall of the chandeliew
?
I haven't seen you all day
awe you all wight?
smoochie kisses
ASTA

♥I am Holly♥ said...

You could have been a show dog Puddles but what fun would that be! All of the rules and regulations and baths and more rules. Go for the movies with Alien! That would be fun and exciting with money coming in to you! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Pippen said...

It's a good thing you didn't go the show route... with how good looking you are, they wouldn't even be able to HAVE a show! No one else even comes close to your looks!

Sam and Pippen

Asta said...

Puddles
I'm soooo glad you came
!!!!!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Road Dog Tales said...

Well, maybe they have JUST a beauty contest, with no training required. You could totally do that!
We're trying to get our tails in gear for the banquet. We need some assistants over here to help our assistant!

The Road Dogs

A MilShelb Mom said...

We aren't trained either... don't feel bad! We're WILD women, too!
~Milly and Shelby

ps- We think we'd be some stiff competition for you!

Zona said...

"A burlesque dog show".... BOL BOL!!! Now THAT sounds like something I'd like to see!

Wags,
Zona