Today I is gonna tells ya'll aaaaaaall bouts where I was last week.
Well, part of da week anyway.
Okays, ya'll know hows my mum is always
making fun of
callin' me a lemon dog cuz everything happens to me?
Well, last week my mum was da lemon...bwhahahaha!
Hahahahaha....hehehehehehe....I still can't stop laughin' bout it.
Heres, lemme show you a pikture
of my mum from last week.
Yep, dats hers.
Course I don't remembers her smilin
but maybe hers was on sumptin to makes her smile.
(notice da curly, bouncy hair)
Well, in my mum's
feeble attemt to purtifies herself...hers rolled her hair.
Pulled da plug from da outlet.
(there is no on and off switch on them rollers)
It not come out.
Hers tried again.
It wouldn't budge.
Then hers wrapped da cord around her arm furs some leverage and puuuuuuuulled again.
It still not come out.
Hers tried fur like a million minutes or so.
Finally, like any sensible grown woman would do, her called her Daddy fur help...hehehehe!
I calls him Papa.
My Papa comes overs and works withs it fur almost an hour and finally gets them unplugged....
but, he left da prongs from da cord IN da outlet!
Can you believes dat??????
Da friggin' prongs came out of da cord and was stuck in da outlet!
I dunnos much bouts electricity but dat seems kinda dangerous to me.
My Papa finally gots da prongs out without anything happening.
He smart cuz he turned da power off.
Mum on da other hand, didn't even knows wheres da power box thingamajig was...duh.
Then on another day Mum had a gazillion, trillion images in photoshop...at one time...images dat tooks up alot of memory. Now her knows better than to do dat.
And BAAAAAAAm, it happened!
Her lost everything!
Her surely did...and her said some not so nice words.
I won't even mention mum bashing her head on da corner of da cabinet
Yep, it was sad.
But da hematoma her head had was even sadder.
I has to come to da conclusion dat my mum is very accident prone
worse than me.
If I was hers, I would haves just gone back to bed.
And by day ways, these are just a few examples of last week.
I has not mentioned da Popo and da neighbors yet...or da train catchin' on fire.
Oh daaaaang, I didn't realize how long dis post was...I very sorry!