Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Day 1 of da Week From Heck

Today I is gonna tells ya'll aaaaaaall bouts where I was last week.
Well, part of da week anyway.

Okays, ya'll know hows my mum is always making fun of
callin' me a lemon dog cuz everything happens to me?


Lemon Puddles

Well, last week my mum was da lemon...bwhahahaha!
Hahahahaha....hehehehehehe....I still can't stop laughin' bout it.
Bwhahahahahahaha!

Heres, lemme show you a pikture
of my mum from last week.
Yep, dats hers.
Course I don't remembers her smilin
but maybe hers was on sumptin to makes her smile.
(notice da curly, bouncy hair)

Well, in my mum's feeble attemt to purtifies herself...hers rolled her hair.
Pulled da plug from da outlet.
(there is no on and off switch on them rollers)
It not come out.
Hers tried again.
It wouldn't budge.
Then hers wrapped da cord around her arm furs some leverage and puuuuuuuulled again.
It still not come out.
Hers tried fur like a million minutes or so.
Finally, like any sensible grown woman would do, her called her Daddy fur help...hehehehe!
I calls him Papa.

My Papa comes overs and works withs it fur almost an hour and finally gets them unplugged....
but, he left da prongs from da cord IN da outlet!
Can you believes dat??????
Da friggin' prongs came out of da cord and was stuck in da outlet!
I dunnos much bouts electricity but dat seems kinda dangerous to me.

My Papa finally gots da prongs out without anything happening.
He smart cuz he turned da power off.
Mum on da other hand, didn't even knows wheres da power box thingamajig was...duh.

Then on another day Mum had a gazillion, trillion images in photoshop...at one time...images dat tooks up alot of memory. Now her knows better than to do dat.
And BAAAAAAAm, it happened!
Her lost everything!
Her surely did...and her said some not so nice words.

I won't even mention mum bashing her head on da corner of da cabinet
her should haves been payin' attention.
Yep, it was sad.
But da hematoma her head had was even sadder.

I has to come to da conclusion dat my mum is very accident prone worse than me.
If I was hers, I would haves just gone back to bed.

And by day ways, these are just a few examples of last week.
I has not mentioned da Popo and da neighbors yet...or da train catchin' on fire.

Oh daaaaang, I didn't realize how long dis post was...I very sorry!

Peace oUt,
Puddles

51 comments:

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Whew... watch out. I'd say stay clear of your mom when she's around electricity... that's for sure.

pawhugs, Max

Jess and Glacier said...

Yikes! Your Mom did have a bad week for sure. Those curlers sound like they were seeking revenge. lol

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I see bubblewrap - lots and lots of bubblewrap - in your future!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

scotsmad said...

That was a bad start to the week.....we're still laughin' at the Lemom Mom.... We think Khyra has a good suggestion, though bubblewrap isn't going to restore the photos.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Gloria said...

Wow! Tough week for the Mom! Dang! She coulda had permanetly frizzed hair!Love, Billy

Hound Girl said...

ok wheew first of all we are glad you are back. I am so glad to hear your mom is ok. I do the same thing - call my dad for stuff like that :)
Sounds like your mom needs a vacation tell her she can come to Texas and stay with us :)

ps. Fred should be there around 9am to start cleaning but you realize you have to keep him then!!!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles you mum had a very very very bad few days. Did you put a hex on her? We are MOL'ing and LOL'ing with mum but not at her.

Mom said OHC Madi Ms. Puddle's Mum is one determined lady she just kept on trucking and laughed in adversity's face!!! A Southern girl is persistent if nothing else.

FYI: Puddles if it starts to lightning...don't stand under a tree with Mum.
Hugs Madi and Mom

Bobbi said...

LONG POST? I'm on the edge of my seat, Puddles. Your poor MOM! I'm anxious to hear about the rest of the week. I just hope she wasn't PMS-ing along with all this other stuff that was happening. That would only have made it all worse. Geesh. Puddles you try and forget those nasty words you heard her spew, ya hear? Remember... it was a weak moment for her. Tell your mom we're glad that week from heck is over and we missed you and her VERY MUCH.

The Heartbeats said...

That sounds really crappy Puddles. Did you put a spell on the prongs?

Wiggles,
Calhoun

jen said...

LOL! Puddles you are your Mom look great as lemons! I have the same costume, I bet we got it at the same store!
Tell you Mom I feel her pain, I am accident prone too! Bubble wrap has seem to work well for me:)

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahha - OK, let me just pick myself up off the floor - bawhahahaha.

Oh that was a good one, your mom sounds an awful lot like my mom. She does this kind of stuff all the time. Like when she painted Rosie instead of the wall (this happened a few weeks ago) or when she stepped in paint and tracked it through the whole house including on the new carpeting. Papa was not too happy when he came home from work and discovered this ...BOL!

Now, you do have me beat with the popo and your neighbors. Can't wait to hear the next installment.

Your pal, Pip

Mack said...

Curlers just LOOK evil!!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

There do be anudder way to turn that electricities off so you duss not get zapped. Somebody told my mom once they knowed of a dog wot peed in the electric plugger thingie and it turned off the electrics fur the whole howse without tutching that box thingie wot your mom cannot find. Now see Puddles, you could has saved the day.

Frankie Furter said...

I wouldn't go NEAR your mom when she is touching the electrics. That woman be jinkxed WORSE than YOU.

I wish I could have been there to see all this!!

The PoPo were next door again???

Did the Neighbors set the train on fire????

Team Beaglebratz said...

We're with Bobbi - can't wate tu hear 'bout the rest of the week - u don't even wanna b near your mom when it iz stormin'out. Our mom sed she uzed tu uze one of them curlin'brushez tu TRY tu roll her hair butt it kept gittin'stuck in her hair an'she coodn't git it out. Now she duzn't even try uzin'anythin'tu curl her hair - she sed she duzn't haf the time in the mornin'b-4 werk. Heck-fire, we r worried sumtimez if we iz even gonna git our breakfast - let alone her TRYIN'a feeble attemt tu bootify herself.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

Peggy Frezon said...

Better give your mom some extra licks for comfort. But not when she's around anything electric.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Us agin - we wuz readin'the commentz an'just saw the one that Shawnee the Shepherd made. We DU think that iza most wunderful way tu git that elektrisity stuff turned off - u woodn't haf tu touch anthin'AN nobuddy cood blame u fer it b-cuz they woodn't no that it wuz u.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

Remington said...

Your poor mommy! That really was some week. Let's hope things settle down some now....

Brian said...

Take it easy on your Mom sweet Puddles, if it wasn't for her you wouldn't have anything to write about!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Poor Puddles!!!
Some weeks are like that!!
I think Max the cat is right when Mom gets near an out-let run!!!!!
Our Bambi never use to seal the cat food. And yes probably Bambi thinks why does Happy get food 24/7 when Bambi can only eat two times a day just a little bit of food. Not fair to Bambi !! Poor girl...........
You try to stay safe Puddles,
Bambi & Fern

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Accidents do happened ... lessons can be learned from it. Just make sure be safe next time. If you mama got a MAC she'll will not have issues loosing files (MAC offers a super cool TIME Machine back-up). Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anny said...

Wow! Your mom sure got it bad last week... hairdryers and curlers thingy... they must NEVER be 2 prong. There should always be an earth... cos a wholeeeeee lotta ppl got them electrocuted and do them jiggy dance with 2 prong fellas.. good thing your papa did turn off the main first...

Anny said...

The lost of stuffs in them harddisk... you can try and save them or some of them with .. you try and google for it.
I manage to save loads of my photo files from the external harddisk that conked... it just conked suddenly one day. Good luck.. !!!

Anny said...

Hopes she's having a better week this week... and and you are right about them staying in bed and staying outta trouble.. hehehhehee

take care Puds.. and stay away from HER too... hehehehe

Anny said...

oh... the blogger ate my word.. sorry.. the software is called Recuva ;) to recover them lost stuffs :)

Asta said...

Sheeesh Puddles
That was some week..I'm wif you, I would have just gone to bed aftew acouple of those things andMommi would have cwied and pulled the covews ovew hew head. A few yeaws ago, mommi lost all my posts and stuff and was gonna give up blogging she was sooo upset.two yeaws wowf of wowk and memwies, but i convinced hew that seeing my fwiends was mowe impawtant and she could stawt all ovew..whew.
I hope the bad luck and accidentses awe a thing of the past. so glad no one got lectwecooted and I'm sending healing smoochies fow youw Mama's hee maw toe maw
love
ASTA

Barbara said...

Wow! Your mom sounds klutzy! Were the curlers still on her head when they was plugged in?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oy. I don't think we're going to come visit you any time soon! My Mom needs to beautify herself too, but after reading that, she thinks she's going to just stay ugly! Heehee. Um. Wow. I think you should keep an eye on your Mom. From a safe distance, that is! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

mayziegal said...

Whoooaaaaa, Puddles! That is one KER-AZY week! Are you sure you didn't puts super glue on those prongs? Heehee! No, I'm sure you didn't. (But if you did, that would be a pretty good joke.)

I'm ever so sorry abouts your mom's hema-toe-bah. I don't know what that is but it sure sounds bad. You never, ever want to have a toe on your head!

And I'm awful sorry abouts all those pictures. My mom would prolly just throw up right then and there if something like htat happened to her.

I hopes this week is better!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

mayziegal said...

Oh, and I was gonna tell you that our bathroom countertop doesn't look NEAR that neat usually. Mom made sure to straighten it up cuz we were having a lady come over to clean the hosue for us (cuz my mom sucks at it). How crazy is that? Cleaning for the cleaning lady!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

ABBY said...

Puddles
Yoo has to watch out ofur da Momms of yurs and makes surr she stays safe!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
purrin
xoxoxo
ManxMnews

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awww, c'mon, Puddles, that's so not fair, leaving us hanging about the Popo and the neighbors and the fire!!!!????!!!! You are really teasing us.

Poor Mom, did she have lots of curly curls when she finally got the rollers out? Our Mom has her own curls and she tries to take them out all the time instead of making them.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Amber-Mae said...

OH man! Your mom sounds a lot like mine. You have NO idea how many times she has broken her tiny toes. They both need to be bubble wrapped!

Corbin said...

Oh Puddles! Surely was a bad week for your mom! Hopefully this week is going a little better for her?
-Corbin
Oh, and ps... hehe that would be my dad in that photo! Mom isn't NEARLY as comfy as dad!

Roxy Ann LaRue said...

HUmans can be lemonheads too...funny story thanks for sharing, sorry your mum went through all that, but I'm sure you enjoyed it :)

Benny and Lily said...

Oh dear, poor momma! That is one good description of a bad week.
Benny & Lily

JackDaddy said...

I think there's a book in there somewhere! :)

Oskar said...

Man, that's some ba-ad luck. I'd have gone back into the bed too!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh boy...your Mom sure sounds like a piece of work! We're glad no one dislocated their shoulders trying to pull the cord out of the outlet and that no one got electrocuted! Also, I was laughing about the hematoma her head had! Not funny, really, but funny the way you said it!

Oh Lord, the Po-Po and the train catching fire?!? We'll most definitely stay tuned to the Puddles Show!!

Chloe is finally off of crate rest...haller-lujah!!!! She got the all clear this morning from her surgeon. Now my sanity is back intact...oh wait, it was never really there to start with! Hehe!

Elyse and Riley

Junior and Orion said...

Sounds like exciting times at your home!

houndstooth said...

Whaaaaat?! You're going to leave us hanging with just the merest mention of the Popo and the train catching on fire? Now listen here, I think we need details, and we need them right now!

I am going to admit, I really thought your mom was about to get shocked in that story about the curlers! I'm glad the prongs were the only ones hurt.

Bunny

Maggie and Mitch said...

Thank doG your dad was around to help out with the plug problem, Puddles. It does sound dangerous!
We love you as a lemon! hahaha

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

rottrover said...

Puddles, DO NOT take your mom to the vet for her shots!!!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Oh Puddles your Mom has had some issues lately. Our Mom calls her Dad too when things don't workl right eithers hee hee! So about that train and fire.....

Hugs
S&P

A MilShelb Mom said...

What a week your poor Mom has had! You should be nice to her. :)
~Milly and Shelby

Lorenza said...

Oh-Oh!
I thought my mom was the only one who suffers all the bad things!
Nope. I was wrong!
My mom wants to tell your mom.... "Welcome to the Club"! Ooops!
Sorry those things happened to her!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

No wunder you noticed dat unfinished outlet in our new 2 legger bathroom! :) Yikes!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

What Remains Now said...

I knew something was up because I was going into Puddles withdraw (that's not a good thing). I'm glad your mom is okay (well, sort of). I can't wait for the "rest of the story." I always enjoy hearing about the neighbors...of course, I don't have to live next to the neighbors so that makes them a whole lot funnier. I'm staying tuned.

KB said...

OMD, Puddles, your poor mom. And you is making fun of her. I can't believe it. You go be nice to her... because I'd bet a zillion dollars that many of those photos that she lost were of your sweet face. Now, go be nice!

Tucker said...

rolled her hair..... ok I don't understand your SOuthern talk. Does that mean she used hair rollers that were electric or a curling iron?

did your train really catch fire?

woof - Tucker

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD.......What a terrorific day for your Mom....And den turning into a lemon too! Wowie...Yikes!

And da only ting dat happened to me last week was I lost my inner nut.

Hope dis week is better.