Yes, I has been framed!
(You can read da story here)
It seems as if somebuddy has broken into da Mayor's house and left a trail of CHEETOE'S and BEER cans. So, I of course was da suspect...which makes no sense cuz da reports say there were unopened beer cans so it obviously wasn't ME nor would I ever leave uneaten Cheetoe's.
Fear not, I am heres to redeem myself and clear my
Is dis da face dat would do such a thing?
Da Puddles don't eat Baked Cheetoe's as Barbara clearly recognized.
(Thanks Barb fur always having my back)
Baked Cheetoe's is just gross!
I only drinks Bud Lite...
and dis is NOT my Bud Lite
I had plenty of alibi's dat nite of da banquet...
as you can clearly see.
Yep, there I is.
Yep and dat would be again...swingin' from da chandelier.
.... it is purty obvious dat I was not in said location at said time to do said act.
Besides, I is da Governor and I can always pardon myself.
Ahhhhhhh...it feels to good to finally not be da culprit
I'll haves updates on da kissing booth tomorrow...
da kissing booth dat I will be in to makes all your dreams become a reality:)