Thursday, March 10, 2011

I Has Been Framed

Yes, I has been framed!
(You can read da story here)

It seems as if somebuddy has broken into da Mayor's house and left a trail of CHEETOE'S and BEER cans. So, I of course was da suspect...which makes no sense cuz da reports say there were unopened  beer cans so it obviously wasn't ME nor would I ever leave uneaten Cheetoe's.
Fear not, I am heres to redeem myself and clear my good name!

Is dis da face dat would do such a thing?

Evidence #1
BAKED Cheetoe's
Da Puddles don't eat Baked Cheetoe's as Barbara clearly recognized.
(Thanks Barb fur always having my back)
Baked Cheetoe's is just gross!

Evidence#2
Beer
I only drinks Bud Lite...
and dis is NOT my Bud Lite

Evidence#3-5
Alibi Fotos
I had plenty of alibi's dat nite of da banquet...
as you can clearly see.

Yep, there I is.

Yep and dat would be again...swingin' from da chandelier.

Soooooooooo.....
.... it is purty obvious dat I was not in said location at said time to do said act.
Besides, I is da Governor and I can always pardon myself.

Ahhhhhhh...it feels to good to finally not be da culprit dis time.

Peace Out
Puddles

PS:
I'll haves updates on da kissing booth tomorrow...
da kissing booth dat I will be in to makes all your dreams become a reality:)















39 comments:

Gloria said...

I knew you didn't do it! The nerve of it all! Everyone knows what kind of beer you drink and that you don't waste a drop! Licky kisses, Billy

Frankie Furter said...

Well, I am sure that the TRUTH will be sniffed out.

Mack and Mia said...

I'm sorry I ever doubted woo, my sweet Puddles. The two legger told me to tattle and say it was woo! I SWEARS IT!

Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia

Anny said...

You IS framed? oh dot oh dotttt.. wait waits.. lemme go zona's side and read first... waits ya..

oh dot oh dot

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles...
You must certainly have been framed.
I, offer you my *free of charge, my services as Counsel to the Governor.

*because I know now that you have seen the evidence you will need to run to the store to stock up on your supply. You might want to get a canoe too lots of rain due today.
Hugs Madi

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz read that Mr. Pip had "collected" the so-called evidence and wuz going tu du sum DNA testin'. Only problem with that - we queschon Mr. Pip's style of "collectin' - how duz anyone du DNA testin'on anythin'collected" the way Mr. Pip did. There-4, since there iz any doubt of sed evidence in queschon, we move that the case against Guv'ner Puddles b dismissed on the groundz of inconclusive sed evidence. B-sidez, she IZ the Guv'ner an'the Guv'ner NEVER duz anythin'wrong.

Based on queschonable evidence, u iz exonerated an'free tu carry on your "normal" bizness.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

Bobbi said...

I'm laughing - and this music isn't helping any. LOL!!! Oh dear Puddles. You're right. You have been framed. Just one question though.... why the 'seemingly guilty' comment on the Mayor's post? Just wondering.... Someone has to get to the bottom of this.

houndstooth said...

And there's the fact that you were busy coaching me all that time before the banquet, too! This smells like squirrel shenanigans to me!

Bunny

Cocorue said...

of course you were framed!!! we Know the kind of beer you like as we share the same taste. we will get to the bottom of this whole mess........we promise,

chikisses
coco and tiffy

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles......your presence tomorrow will be my present...MOL

But just in case your Southern roots get the best of you and you feel the need to bring something....you may bring your smile, your good nature, your comical antics and most of all bring me a great big Puddles hug!!
Your BFFF,
Madi

Amber-Mae said...

I do not believe that you are the one who did it, Puddles. Who was the who framed you? The culprit is still out there pretending to be the good guy.

Maggie Mae said...

I gots your back Puddles! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Frankie Furter said...

The PoPo cometh... I'm just sayin.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Us B-bratz agin - by the way, that comment frum Mr. Pip 'bout "collectin" the evidence - that wuz on Mayor Frankie's blog - YESTERDAY. You don't s'poze they had sumthin'tu du with all this?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Well of course it wasn't you! (And even if you might have been at the scene of the crime at the time in question, we'll give you an alibi - we've got your back!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

PeeEss: Dad thanks you for the birthday wishes - and the beer you'll have in his honor! ;-)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Baked cheetos or baked anything are really yucky, Puddles. We really think the Charcoals had something to do with this.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Amber DaWeenie said...

I knowed right away dat dis was a setup. Da evidences was out in plain sight. You woulds never do dat. So yep, you was set up, girlfriend!

Hound Girl said...

ok I have nooooooo idea what this post was all about lol we have been gone waaaaay to long.

Now lets get this clear cheetos or cheeto puffs? We are into puffs over here :)

Thanks for stopping by today :)

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

MOL, you are toooooooooo much sweetie!!!!!!!!! We knew without a doubt that there's no way you could have been guilty!!!!!!!!!!

xxxxxxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

How dare they accuse you, Puddles! You are clearly innocent!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

jen said...

I believe you Puddles!!

We've got your back:)

rottrover said...

Where was Cousin Francine at the time the crime was committed?? Just wonderin'.

We KNOW it wasn't you, Puddles.

Sarge said...

Hello Ms. RainX, er Rainbarrel, er Rainmaker, er... Hello Puddles.
There is a full investigation under way into the circumcis...er circumstances of this crime. My office will be in touch with you should we require a statement as to your official whereaouts. The wheels of the bus...er justice go round..er move slowly. (Gosh it's hard being the official COP!) Please do not leave town until this matter is settled.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Elyse and Riley said...

As soon as we read the police report at Zona's blog...we immediately thought there's no way Puddles would ever be caught dead eating Baked Cheetos!! I mean, seriously! Someone didn't think through the whole framing situation...amateurs!!

Happy Thursday! Chloe goes for her consultation with the surgeon this afternoon...keep your paws crossed that they can do her surgery soon.

Elyse and Riley

Brian said...

Of all the nerve, I know you would never do such a thing!!!

Benny and Lily said...

don't worry...innocent til proven otherwise
Benny & Lily

scotsmad said...

Not guilty, not guilty (this time). That's our judgement as the jury!

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra &Bella

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

My sweet Puddles, I just sent you a very important email outlining our strategy about this case.

Love, Auntie Deb
aka Your Attorney

Remington said...

I was hoping it wouldn't be you that ended up in front of me at the court house. I am a fair Judge, however. You were all over that place that night -- EVERYONE saw you!

ABBY said...

Puddles
We noo dat da toofs wood come out!
Yoo is inoscent!

purrin
xoxox

Junior and Orion said...

We don't believe for one minute that you are guilty of this crime Puddles. We know you never do bad things!

road-dog-tales said...

Oh, yeah, DEFinitely framed! No self-respecting Southern girl would be caught with BAKED anything on her breath! Hey, did they even DO a breathalyzer thingy on you? That would totally exon-exxon-eggsonerate you.

The Road Dogs

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

It do be obvious you woz not doing that coz when you wozn't at the celebrashuns you woz bizzy breaking your heater.

kissa-bull said...

yep the unopened beer cans were definately evidence enuff that it was not you puddles dearest
gweat investigative skills !!!

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Mango said...

I don't know how you managed to be in all those places at once, but I still think it had to be you.

Slobbers,
Mango

KB said...

The baked cheetohs almost convinced me... but then I thought... That Puddles is really smart. She'd leave the wrong kind of Cheetohs to lead the cops astray. She probably ate every last one of her favorite kind of Cheetohs.

So, you see, I think that you did it. You must have had your double go to da banquet.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Well... those are very good arguments to defend yourself!
Good luck cleaning your name!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

I knew it , I knew it.
Sawge is pwbably digging deepew as I wite.
now let's celbwate youw obvious innocence.
do you have any Beck's lite and a pizza?
(my combo of choice)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mollys Momma said...

I knows yu is innocent Puddles, yu was doin a brilliant Tarzan impression on dat shandy-leer. I remembers seein yu swingin n your legs danglin an yu laughin cos yu was havin so much funs

Luvs
Richie
xx xx