Monday, March 14, 2011

Puddles P.I. Under Cover

Puddles P.I. heres again with a brief update on da investigation of da Blogville shenanigans.




According to Chief Sarge, as of Saturday a witness has come forward
into da woodnappin of Frankie's furiend Trick.

Transcripts say dat three critters were seen leaving Frankie's house and heading fur da woods during da time of da nappin'.

Trick
Howevers, da witness nevers mentioned my stolen PINTO.
(cry, sob, cry, cry some mores)

Here is a foto of da Pinto dat was stolen just in case ya'll may happen to see it around.
Just don't want ya'll to furgets what it looks like.
It's a red 1971 Turbo charged Pinto.

We was tipped off by an informant so I picked Pip up because he couldn't find his super hero costume and he was full finished withs da DNA testing.

Since da Pinto was stolen I had to borrows dis piece of junk....
and it's a real gas guzzler and I has a hard time reachin' da pedals.
....but I looks dang good driving it.

The informant had knowledge of da culprit heading west on Hwy. 87
Luckily we has satellite images of dis.

(Blogville)
(image provided by Google Earth)
Feels free to humongify map and you can sees stuff
ie. Pip's half painted house withs a For Sale sign.

*If anyone has information related to da stolen goods please contact one of us*
All information will be confidential and callers will remain anonymous

To Be cont'd......

Peace Out,
Puddles




38 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles you made Mom's mascara run and trust me that is not a pretty sight. She is just glad she didn't have a mouth full of coffee. Thanks for the Monday smile.
BIG hug to you from your BFFF,
Madi

Bobbi said...

Oh my gosh Puddles. You're just too funny. That map is very clever and I feel sure you're going to get to the bottom of this. That's too bad about your Pinto. But you and Pip are lookin' good in its replacement. REALLY! The look on Pip's face is priceless. Well good luck with all this. I have to go to work today, but I'll keep my eyes open for a (beat up) .... I mean a beautiful Pinto that looks like yours.

Mr. Pip said...

We look GOOOOOODDDDD in that car!! I am so glad you printed out a map as I am just terrible with directions and always getting lost in this town!

I must warn you - my bunny informant told me that your pinto may never be the same. The bunnies in question have moved in and made themselves at home ...

Your pal, Pip

Team Beaglebratz said...

Mornin'investi-gater Puddles - Mom sez u really put a brite spot in her mornin' - she sez she needz a reezon tu laff - guess b-cuz we haz snow on the ground an'it iz still comin'down. Hey, we made one of thoze rhymin'things - snow on the ground an'still comin'down makez mom frown - hey, we did good. Oh yeah - bak tu the Puddles now - hope everythin'turnz out ok.

jen said...

BOL! OMG! Soooo funny!

We haven't seen anything so far Puddles but we are keeping our eyes peeled!
Nice car, but you are right-it is no pinto!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Dat dere piece of junk looks purrty good. Can I haves it when you find da Pinto?

Frankie Furter said...

sob whine whimper I am soooooo missin my pretend furend Trick. I surely do hope that he is found. I feel that with all this insniffigation going on... YOUR Pinto and my furend WILL be recovered.

OMD OMD... I am just screaming and LOVING THE MAP. I would LOVE to have a copy fur my Mayor's Office.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I is repawting that I checked the whole Watchung Reservashun yesterday and altho there be lots of woods, I did not find Trick. I did, howefur, see a red car speeding down the highway. Must has been you Puddles.

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Goodness Puddle this sounds awfully serious!

ronniisramblings said...

Ohh Puddles yoo mades mi Moms splutter coffee cross da room, Not an easy fing to do trust mee.
Wow Mee sure hopes yoo do catch da rotten culprits soon poor Frankie is missing hims furiend a lots mee finks.
Wee will keeps our eyes peeled on dis side ovs da water just in case dem does a runner ova here.

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Brian said...

I just love the adventures of Puddles, PeeEye!

Peggy Frezon said...

BOL you never fail to make me laugh. Can't wait to see what happens in this adventure. Are you sure you can reach the pedals?

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

We have no clues to pass on to you, sweet Puddles, but if you need more help, please let us (Sammy and Andy) know as both of us have 007 status, although we have been mostly retired for a good number of years!!!!!!!

We send our love to you and all of yours.

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

BOL, maybe you should ask Pip to step on the pedals fur you while you concentrate on the steering, Puddles. Or it could be the other way around.

I'll keep my eyes peeled around my area too, but I don't think the bunnies came all the way to Singapore to catch up with my hammy critters.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Tell ya what.... We'll trade you that hunk of junk you are driving for a Pinto that looks VERY similar to yours. What do you think?!? Nice map, BTW, Google Earth never gives us anything that useful! Good luck on your investimigating!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, we will keep our eyes open for that Pinto - we walk along a lot of busy streets.

And Pip's house is very nice, wonder if we can get the Momster to buy it.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sarge said...

Hey MagnumPuddlesI!
Wow, that's one super map. Love it!! BOL BWAR HAR! My mom wants your new car, but my dad wants the pinto...go figure. Anyway, I'm thrilled with the work you and Pip are doing. Keep me informed and be careful out there!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Barbara said...

Puddles, you slay me. While that new car certainly isn't the caliber of your Pinto, I have to ask...they made Turbo Pinto's????

I hope you find it in one piece, and not parted out. That would be sad.

Amber-Mae said...

The other day, I saw two small hairy critters running away from something outside my house, in BROAD DAYLIGHT! They were bigger than a mouse, much smaller than a cat. They were brownish in colour, had long tails & they can run really fast. I'm not sure if those two critters are the actual culprits but, what the HECK are they doing in Malaysia? Do you think it's possible they quickly fled the US & came to Malaysia??? I wonder...

rottrover said...

You and Pip are lookin' good, girlfuriend!! We extensively patrolled our canyon and creek area yesterday and saw no evidence of Trick OR the Pinto. (Though we say ditch the Pinto and keep the Ferrari. Just sayin') We'll keep our eyes peeled.

Jess and Glacier said...

LMAO!
Puddles you are the best dang driver ever! Wanna give me lessons? I can reach the peddles and you can give me directions. ;)

Remington said...

Well done, Miss Puddles. With Mr. Pip along I have no doubt this case will be solved very soon. Please remember "don't drink beer and drive"....not that YOU need reminding of that, I'm just sayin'....

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! Love the map!

I thought we had more bars for some reason....

Alien and I will keep a lookout from the sky.

Keep up the good work!

Oh! And don't eat your mustache!

Hugs,

Gloria said...

Did I read, Pip said something about Bunnys in the PInto??? Oh my! They is prolly multiplying as we speak! No Your Pinto will never be the same with all them little bunny balls in it! Good Luck! Licky kisses, Billy

Tank's Two Cents said...

So Puddles... I've got a little proposition for you. I'll visit your kissing booth (and rock your world) if you'll kick Pip out and give me a joy ride in your fine new set of wheels.

Benny and Lily said...

Hmmm, highway 87? Frankie may need to be questioned
Benny & Lily

scotsmad said...

there are lots of places on that map labelled P, are they all for you? Puddles' Pinto Parks?

You look soooooo cool on those wheels.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Frankie Furter said...

Hey Pee Eye Puddles... just remember.. there is only one LICENCED Bar in Blogville. I'm just sayin.

ABBY said...

Puddles
We is laffin and laffin ....
yoo has nefur seed a kitty's mascara run half yoo?

it ain't purrty...
laffin sum moore...

purrin
xoxox

houndstooth said...

I love that map! I see my castle is on there! BOL!

I have no idea who stole your red Pinto, but it's a fine automobile and I sure hope you get it back! It's good to see you've got another red car as a back up, you know, just in case!

Bunny

Zona said...

Umm... did anyone notice the PINTO in front of the police station on that Google map?? You and Pip are doing great work, Puddles!! I'm glad your name was cleared... mention beer and everyone automatically points to Puddles! BOL!

Wags,
Zona, Deputy Dog

KB said...

Puddles, You shouldn't allow anyone to see you with Cheetohs until this serious matter is resolved! Not even as a mustache!

The map of blogville is too much. LOL!

Lorenza said...

I wonder if you replace your moustache often! Hmmm....
Ok! I am clueless about the whole episode but I will be in contact in case I see or hear something ok??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

kissa-bull said...

oh puddles you make our sick mommish smile wiff the betterments

pibble wiggles
the pittie pack

Roo said...

BOL! Er I think I might let the thieves keep the pinto. I'm kinda likin the gas gusslin loaner ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - we sent you some top secret info on the whereabouts of the Pinto. We're still keeping our sniffers to the ground for Trick.

We LOVE the blogville map. Our very own GAS station?! How cool is that. Pull the Ferrari in and bring your credit card or the mortgage on your house! bwahahahhaha

The Road Dogs

Wyatt said...

That is a real good GPS you have in that car!! That is exactly what Blogville looks like!!
I can't help but notice that your car is heading in the direction of the bar...BOL

Wyatt

P.S. If your car breaks down again, we have a 1974 Javelin you can borrow. I think you would look good in it. It's tan and has orange plaid seats...seriously

Anny said...

hahahhahahaa..this pic is too much with the cheetos on your face *LOL* Why are you out looking for a pinto when yous are on a cooler ride.. urmms.. you could borrow that instead.. and conveniently forget abts them pinto yea.. :D