Thursday, March 3, 2011

Punny Craft Project

Hellos and welcome back to another installment of da Puddles show.
When I lefted ya'll yesterday I was bored.
I usually don't gets bored but I was.

 Ho hum...what can I do I thoughts to myself.

Well then I had a clever little thought in my bird brain.
It brung me back to Frankie's bird shack house.
In my head I was thinkin' da birds had a house (if dat is what you wanna calls it)
so they needed somewheres to eat.

 Okays so I googled, which I ain't allowed to do cuz it always gets me in trubles.
But I tooks da plunge and googled anyways.

 I founded an overflow of craft projects to flush da boredoms.
But there was one in paricular I likeded best.
(I is very Punny today...get it?)

 Soooo, I flew to our local home good fixer upper store and gots my materials.

(I was gonna goes to da consignment store cuz it would haves
been cheaper but mum said I couldn't use USED materials.)
Anyhows, I worked realy hard on my little project and I finally finished
and lemme just says ya'll prolly only see sumptin like dis in SC.

DRUM ROLL......


still drummin'....


keep going.....


VOILA!!!!!!!
It's a bird feeder dat will look just luverly next to my bird house!

If ya'll happens to see Frankie today...
tell him ya'll hasn't seen me.

Oh and I still don't sees why I couldn't has gone to da consignment place fur my materials;)

Peace Out,
Puddles

PS: Don't furgets to send you head shots in furs da kissing booth!
And don't worry bouts da ingenious "alphabet system"...we's done away withs dat.
We need them by March 5

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51 comments:

Gloria said...

LOL. That sure is a differant kind of bird feeder! Probably would make a great birdy bath also lol

Mango said...

I just hope that isn't the plunger Fiona used on Anakin's butt, just a thought.

Slobbers,
Mango

Bobbi said...

HAHA! Oh Puddles, that's wonderful!

Minna Krebs said...

Ooooohhh...that is so, uhm, creative! And to think yo made it with your own four paws!!! I am so impressed

(I'm thinking it is a skeery thing when da Puddles gets bored BOL!!!)

Minna Krebs said...

By da way, did you happen to see my momma's NASCAR husband at da Lowes?? He drives da Lowes car,ya know (well prolly you don't BOL)

We call Lowes "Jimmie's House" around here. Its a "momma thing" sigh

Frankie Furter said...

I am gonna go out on a limb here...
I just have to ask...
I (Frankie Furter) KNOW that I am gonna regret this, BUTT When are you gonna construct the Matching
Bird BAFF???

Now this is gonna be a HOOOOGE Bird Attraction. I am thinkin that you will ALSO need More HOUSING...
I'm just sayin.

I Love the background "Music" BUTT I couldn't quite place it.
Is that... Sittin on the POT by the BAY by the Charmins?

Anny said...

bird feeder? or bird sucker? *LOL*

Anny said...

we call plungers suckers in this house.. cos they suck all them dirties off the black hole on them sinkies

Anny said...

i'll go and steal some bird seeds for ya... them birdies could be hungry you know.. ^.^

road-dog-tales said...

Wait til we show Dad! He & Mom are always laughing about their "redneck" weekend projects. They think it would be a funny TV show. Hey, you wanna do it with us? It could be fun! Also, you could totally sell those things on Etsy or at the corner gas station :)

The Road Dogs

The Heartbeats said...

HILARIOUS!!!! I am wondering about the bird baff as well...

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Madi and Mom said...

PUDDLES you always make us smile and laugh which is good but sometimes the mom has a mouth full of coffee and she makes a mess. You should put up a warning sign.

You my friend have found your calling. You are an Inventress extraordinaire! And I might add when the bird feeder is empty is will make a nice bird bath.

Keep up the good work,
Hugs and smooches
Madi and Mom

KB said...

It could even triple as a bird toilet! Love it!

Mollys Momma said...

Ohhhh I have a nice large flowery one that would make a smashing bird bath, may have to see if I can get another one to send you.

I love your bird feeder I think it is a brilliant idea

Way to go Puddles

Love
Momma Tea
xxx xxx

Tucker said...

oh that bird feeder has multiple uses. I like that.

woof - Tucker

Amber-Mae said...

ROFBMAO!!! That's too funny, Puddles. You're a good "punner" however it took a good 10 minutes for to GET IT. I am getting a tad slow these days. Must be my age.

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles you cannot have sugar because it will turn you into a cracker cat....and you surely do not want that right? MOL
I sent in my mug shot for the booth
Hugs for the 2nd time!!!
Madi

Amber DaWeenie said...

Ah...Ah...Ah........Oks now lets see.....At furst I thought all dat toilet flushin' was due to da after effects of da banquet...you knows...all doos tacos and stuffs. Butt...now I gets it. BOL

Wonders why your Mama didn't want you to use used materials...Probably would have smelled better!

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Your talents are never endin'!! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hmmmmm, that's a very interesting bird feeder, Puddles. You are just so creative. You know, it could even double for a birdbath if you put some water in there.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Tank said...

How clever to turn a plunger into a bird feeder... it looks empty though. Perhaps you could put some bird seed in it?
Were you familiar with plungers before you googled this craft project? I kind of assumed that your family just used an outhouse.

Benny and Lily said...

Awesome Puddles, BOL. The birds will never know it's the redneck version.
Benny & Lily

Jenn Lee said...

You'se a Funny pooch!! Cute!!
Jenn & Casey DoubleBurger Samich

Brian said...

That is very creative Puddles, we're gonna put one out in our front yard!

Noodles said...

Hmmmmmmmm.
Inneresting......
Love? Noodles

Barbara said...

Oh Puddles, you always make me laff! Now THAT is a birdfeeder!! So perfect!!

rottrover said...

Who knew you were so crafty? KB cracked us up!!

Elyse and Riley said...

Lol at Tank's comment about the outhouse!

Oh Puddles, Puddles, Puddles...what are we going to do with you? No wonder your mom doesn't let you use Google! The bad thing is that you were bored enough to make two of them...!

Elyse and Riley

JackDaddy said...

Well, I can't hear what you're saying because someone at your house keeps flushing the toilet! :)

Jazzi said...

That is soo funny and I might say quite original!! Guess you had the creative juices going!!

wags
Jazzi

Corbin said...

Oh dear.... is that next to your couch on the porch?
-Corbin

scotsmad said...

That is a very clever birdbath AND it can be made from recycled stuff! We might have to make one of those!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, that is very clever! You could probably use a couple more because word spreads in the bird world about the feeders! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Remington said...

Hey we have one of those but Beth says it has to stay in the bathroom. I told her you use yours outside for the birds....she just shook her head and walked away....

Junior and Orion said...

MOL! Meowm almost spewed her yogurts! We bet those birds will love nibbling out of that feeder!

ABBY said...

Puddles
yoo is a jeanus!!!

and yoo is furry handee wif tools too.

purrin
xoxox

Maggie and Mitch said...

You don't have to worry about it leaking or rotting! Nice choice, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Wyatt said...

Puddles, you are so clever and crafty! What WILL you think of next? (I'm sort of afraid to ask!)

Wyatt

Oskar said...

Wow, that is somethin' special! you could even put ice in it & use it to keep your beers cold.

I'm off to send in a head shot.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Tank said...

You know Puddles... Pres. Obama has asked us to do our part to help the economy... I'm certainly no fan of his, but all this flushing going on here today has to have wasted an awful lot of water. You might want to lock the door asap. There is a door, right? Omg, do you have a toilet just sitting there in the middle of your living room? That's worse than an outhouse. What's wrong with you??!!!

Jess and Glacier said...

LMAO!!!!!!
I am new to the South and am just learning the "Red neck" ways: maybe I should be your student because you are soooooooo creative.

Asta said...

Puddles
That is genoos!!!!
a pawfect pwoject! and even though you couldn't go to youw stowe, you managed a most bootiful biwd feedew. You just can't keep a bwilliant giwl down
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Frankie Furter said...

OMD OMD OMD... YESSSSSSS Sarge
SOOOOOOO NEEEEEEEDS a Birdhouse and a combo Bird Feeder/Baff


You better stop flushing... your water bill is gonna be like 87 bazillion green papers!!!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaa ha ha ha! I almost fell off the couch, I was laughing so hard! Puddles, you've outdone yourself. I think you might be a better handydog than Frankie...

Bunny

♥ Sallie said...

LOL!

Move over Martha Stewart!

Lorenza said...

Hmmm.... interesting project...
I have heard that inventors are more creative when they are bored!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahaha! OMD!! That's too funny. Well, at least it is pink - Bunny might like to give it a try!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Do you need my picture for the kissing booth or do you have it already.

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Love the special effects. Are you gonna patten that invention? Is what Mango said true?

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Weenie

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

With the sound track, we were expecting a Redneck outhouse attached to the birdhouse. You could at least put the birdhouse out next to the Redneck feeder, although you might want to put an actual hole where the black marker hole is, in case some bird actually likes the real estate. Can't be too picky in this economy.

Jed & Abby

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

i'm thinkin' it's a good thingie that you didn't use used materials!!

*woof*
the booker man

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

That burd feeder goes along pawfectly with that loverly burd howse Frankie maded. But used would has been OK, I mean, after all how do you think we get our pee mail? You would has gotten more bang fur your bucks if'n it came with pee mail.