Friday, April 1, 2011

Da Puddles Show: Withs da Train

Hellos! Hopes ya'll is ready furs another edition of da week from heck...hehehe, sorry I is laughin' but nows dat it is all overs all you can do is laugh...bwhahahahaha!

Okay so, I was outside withs brudder and sissy....
"Whatcha gots in your mouf brudder?"

...just minding my own business
"Brudder yous not suppose to show your teefies. Yous gonna gets in truuuubles." 

Okay, so I wasn't  mindin' my own business but dats not da really da point.

I ain't gots no real piktures but I has some reinactments so ya'll can visualize furs da full effect.
Okay, back to what I was sayin'...we was outside and all of a sudden we hears dis most terrible, horrible sound. It was likes da world was comin' to an end, or likes a sonic boom, or...or..or a ...I dunnos but it was dang loud! And then theres was all dis smoke eveywheres comin' from da train.
And lemme tells ya'll------IT STUNK!
OMD, I has nevers smelled anything so bad...kinda smelled likes deisel.
Wells da horrible sound and smoke was comin' from da train puttin' da breaks on.

I so wished ya'll could haves seen my mum lookin' likes a complete mental patient escapee screamin' and a flappin' her arms in da wind...
It was worth it just to see her likes dat...hehehehe!
But, I was all likes, "Mum but we has a front row seat and dis'll be good bloggin' stuff"
Her didn't sees my side of it though. Albert, of course went in da house withs no back talk, he be such a goody two paws.
So we goes in da house and da Good Neighbor lady calls and tells us dat da train's engine caughted on fire...her heard it on da POLICE SCANNER...bwhahahaha! Da police scanner...hehehehehe!
(they is good neighbors really, they own a mom and pop shop a few doors down and has da scanner fur entertainment purposes...hehehehe, I tells them to come to my house to be entertained).

Sorry, back to my buddy was hurt and we didn't has to be evacuated so we was very lucky if I do say so myself (unlike last summer when da friggin' train de-railed...I thinks I could write a book).

Nows, to answer a few questions from yesterday...yes, da stoopid neighbors DO indeed RENT and da land lady is aware of what is goin' on.
And I is not holdin' my breaf furs them to move's cheap rent what can I say.
And yes, I am sure da daughter will be back eventually...her has 2 kids dat hers can't support.

A note to What Remains Now...thank you so very much furs coming to my bloggie, we just loves your nice comments but hows da heck does we gets in touch withs ya'll? I be assumin' ya'll don't has a blog cuz I can't locate it.

Peace Out,


Anny said...

Oh dot! Yous are so close to them railway tracks... so very close... do you get a good morning call when the trains go toooooooot tooot by?

Anny said...

i sure hope you have a mighty big yard... it sure is dangerous when them trains go wheeeeeezing by so fast and go screeeeeeeeeeeeeching to a stop... but it would be nice to take photos of passing trains. Can you rent your yard to me for photoes taking? Puddles included... :)

Anny said...

hope your momma is having a much better week this week. Happy April's Fool.. hehehe.. Hero's joke tops it all!

Gloria said...

Them trains sure make scary noises! I would not like to live near them at all! Love Billy

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY DOGS and CATS Puddles
First of all I love the the picture of your and brudder Albert!! I MOL'd

Good grief we bet that was a scary sound followed by smoke...but quite frankly you told it so well it sounded like a comedy routine.
Sorry Mum but Puddles is a Funny Girl.
Hugs Madi

Bobbi said...

Yikes! What a story!! And you tell it so well, Puddles. I could see it all... the train... the hysterical mum... everything. And of course you made me laugh first thing this morning with your commentary. I'm starting to need The Puddles Show in the morning like I need my coffee. Well, have a good Friday and try to stay out of trouble.

Mr. Pip said...

I agree with Bobbi, I need a daily edition of the Puddles Show. Kind of like the Today Show, but better.

I think we all need a vacation - a spring break for dogs (and nice kitties). Maybe Alien can whisk us away some place warm with lots tropical drinks.

Your pal, Pip

The Heartbeats said...

HOLY COW POOP! When did all dis happen? First, we miss da tornado and den we are oh-bliv-e-os to a burning train? Do we live unner a rock?


Frankie Furter said...

I love the pic of all three of you together.

Now why in the world didn't you have pictures of the Flaming Train? I'll bet it is beclaws your mom had HOT ROLLERS in her head furs and was scared somebuddy would take a pic of THAT..
Why do you get to have all the excitement? My life is so boring and yours is so full of thrilling adventures.

I think it is a shame that the crazy neighbors didn't see the Fire Train as a Sign and start Packing Up.
Well at least no one was hurt during your mom's week from heck.

Minna Krebs said...

Heehee. Peace Put.
My lack of mental capacity momma didn't know if you did a typo or have a new signoff!!

And I cracked ups at your reaction 'this could be blog materials'. Your poor mom, at what point did you have to call da men in da White Suits to come 'help' her???

Minna Krebs said...

So does Good Neighbor get to keep tabs on Bad Neighbor via da Popo scanner ?

BOL I loves it!

PeeS ...your fotos today are uber sweet ! We had a group Awwwwh over them

Tucker said...

No pictures?

Hmm. April Fools Day - what do you have up your sleeve today... Did you send us this snow?

woof - Tucker

jen said...

Wow Puddles you live in a very exciting neighborhood!
Trains and crazy people and all, it must be so entertaining! Glad no one was hurt with the train explosion:)

Texas The Doxie said...

Hmmmm seeing's a dis is Aprils 1 .. I has to doubt the legitimacy of dis story. Its a contractual oblilgation I has on this day. Sorry!
But good try antiways!

Maggie Mae said...


My life is SO borin' compared to yours! Hopefully April will be a bit calmer fur all of you. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Agnes B Bullock said...

We know ALL about train derailments- they happen all the time and Dad has to go out immediately. He was supposed to be home again with us this week, but NOOOOO. Two trains collided in Newton Falls and we didn't see him till Tuesday! That is what life is like at our house. You are so lucky though- you have a real live train just outside your backyard. Dad has to make do with a layout in the train room. (PEE ESS, Anny's idea of letting people pay you to take train photos isn't a bad one- sometimes people make movies that way and sell them- PUDDLES, the MOVIE STAR!)

Peggy Frezon said...

So glad that no one was injured. I love trains, fun to have your own train in your own backyard!

Brian said...

I think I need a nap Puddles, all that excitement at your place this week wore me out! I hope you have a quiet and uneventful weekend my friend!

Mr. Pip said...

You got a Heartguard stuck in your throat???? BOL! Sorry, I am sure it was very scary at the time. I think you might be even more of a lemon than me!

Your fellow lemon, Pip

Ruby and Penny said...

What did Brudder have in his mouf? We need to know? We are so curious.
Love Ruby & Penny

Remington said...

You lead the most exciting life of anyone I know....

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are so relieved that was all it was, and that y'all were safe and didn't have to evacuate.

Love to ALL of you.

Zona said...

Moms always make us go inside for the good stuff, don't they? I bet she didn't even let you watch the neighbor fights from your porch with popcorn and your blogging notepad! I hope the weekend is quiet for your mom. Glad you didn't have to be evacuated!


the booker man said...

holy cats, miss puddles! you sure weren't joshin' when you woofed that last week was from h-e-double hockey sticks! flamin' trains and crazy neighbors fightin' and popo and your mama's ouchie and electrical probs and photoshop probs...i think ya'll need a couple of beers to take the edges off! (if you haven't already. teehee.) i hope this week has been LOTS 'N LOTS better!!

the booker man

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Loved your story. Maybe tomorrow - da 2nd April - will be better! Whew, what a start to the month! :)

Anonymous said...

Seriouslys? Your mom takes pictures of EVERYTHING (even you poopin') and she didn't takes pictures of a FLAMING TRAIN? I tell ya, you might want to talk to her abouts her priorities.

You sure have had lots of excitements around there. The most exciting thing that's happened to us lately is we gots half of a flushy thing sitting in our living room. Don't worry. They're s'pose to deliver the other half today. I don't know if mom's gonna leave it in the living room for good or not. You can never tell with her.

Wiggles & Wags,

rottrover said...

We think you all need to go on a vacation! Hope this has been a better week. Too bad Pip can't sell his building and then move in to the BAD neighbor's house... Guess it'd be a long commute for his pawrents...

Have a fun weekend, Miss P.

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Fur sure those icky naybors of your must has has something to do with this. The train prolly sayed "YIKES, that be the howse of the icky naybors, hit the brakes!" And they starting smokin' and catched on fires. It do all be their fault.

Levi Mac said...

Now this has to be your April Fools- I is skepticals about this one :)

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word! All the excitement! Some buddy is some storyteller. BOL
Benny & Lily

road-dog-tales said...

Omigosh - that was a scary train incident. Glad you didn't have to vacuum, um, vac, um leave the premises.
And we're reading this post BEFORE the previous one and now we're all curious about the neighbors. So, off to read what's up with that! Sometimes it's more interesting to read backwards :)

The Road Dogs

houndstooth said...

Mom says that when she was a little girl and lived near the train, they had a boa constrictor escape from a train car that was carrying bananas! That must have been a whole lot of excitement at your house. We have really got to train your mom to keep the camera handier, though!

We follow What Remains Now!


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yikes! What a scare. It wasn't funny when it was happening but it is funny the way you tell it.

To find What Remains Now, click on their name and you'll go to their profile. Click on "My Web Page" and their page has a way to contact them.

Corbin said...

Um, if there's a train right in your back yard... why haven't you hopped it up to visit me yet???????

Oskar said...

Cracks me up that you have one neighbor with a police scanner and one who's always on it.

I'm glad the train didn't splode on your house & stuffs.

Nubbin wiggles,

scotsmad said...

Cannot believe no pictures! Very SLACK. With the way things are going, your Mom should have that camera stuck to her!

It's very boring here.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

What Remains Now said...

Puddles! What a week! You are a true blogger because you are constantly looking for good material...even if you have to put yourself at risk.

Remember how you made fun of your mom when she did her fancy blog header? You would have had some good new material if you would have been with me while I was trying to figure out how to set-up my profile on Blogger. I finally figured it out last night after I commented on your "stoopid" neighbor post. You can now find me if you click my name...I think.

I'm a new blogger (I started in January). I'm mommy to Freedom and Casper, two retired racing greyhounds. I started blogging because I fell in love with the houndstooth gang ( and enjoyed their blog so much. I found you and Albert and Whitney when you coached Bunny in the race. Because of you, I'm falling in love with Mayzie. Slowly but surely I'm working my way through Blogville.

You made me a celebrity at work today because you called me out. My girlfriend and I follow you. Almost every day one of us will ask, "Did you read Puddles today?" Sometimes we use the word "naughty," before your name, but it's always said with a smile and the greatest of admiration.

We love We 3 Doxies!

What Remains Now said...

Yikes, my comment was longer than your blog post.

Please don't say my name any more. It makes me too excited.

Junior and Orion said...

Holy Smokes Puddles!!!!!! We are thinking you need to move AWAY from the crappy neighbor and AWAY from the train tracks! But, that would be we will purr for your safety instead!!!!!

ABBY said...

dat wuz x-site-in! OH me oh my we wood half lubbed too have seed all of dat x-site-mant!!!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Heehee! Oh Puddles, you always make us smile!

KB said...

Puddles, Your poor mom. Not only does she have to deal with a train fire, but she has to deal with a smart-a$$ doxie like you! She sure did have a heck of a week! Is there even more coming?

I love that you let Albert be in your blog! Are you becoming generous and nice?

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hey Puddles, did you find that blogger you were looking for - we did:

So is the Good Neighbor someone other than the stupid neighbor? We sure hope so. And we hope the stupid neighbor doesn't ever find your blog:)

Thank dogness the fire wasn't anything worse.

You look like you were having some fun there with your packmates.

We live such a dull life compared to yours. We think we need to move on your street too.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Cole said...

Oh no! I'm glad that every-puppy is safe!

Lorenza said...

And then... the train!
I'd be scared a lot!
Glad everything is ok!
Now... I hope you all have a nice and RELAXING weekend!
Kisses and hugs

Tweedles -- that's me said...

hi Puddles,
I really thought that this was going to be april fools! But it is a r true story! What the heckeroo?

That was some excitement all right!!!
I like your cuddling photos!

Asta said...

Sheeesh Puddles
Explodin Twains, scweeching neighbows..whewe the heck do you live???
It sounds like an amoosement pawk, hehehe
wanna heaw a good one? When Mommi went back to visit fow the fiwst time to Budapest (whewe she was bowned )she said thewe was a wondewful smell that she wemembewed fwom being a littel know what it was? diesel fool fwom the buses..can you believe it? I guess you associate good memowies wif smells and so they become good..weiwd huh?
I hope you didn't inhale any of those smokes
smoochie kisses

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

You could make a lot of beer money if you put some seats in your yard and sold tickets, Puddles. Just think about it. You know what they say - When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade, sell it and buy beer!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Life is sure never dull at your house, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Anonymous said...

BOL! Sounds like your whole week was a 'train wreck'! ;)

Glad it's over fur ya,

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Oh my dogness, I been away for awhile and you got so many stories! I be catching up now.


Anonymous said...

Some crazy stuff goes down at your house, I tell ya. I was laughing soooo hard at the pictures (and captions) of you and your brudder. Didn't Albert learn the last time he showed his teeth at you (when you caught the wolverine or whatever it was...) that he gets in trouble? Is that long flowing hair just a cover up to hide his umm, mental status? Hehehehehehehehe.

Your reenactment picture was so well done! And I could totally picture your Mum screaming her head off like an escaped mental patient! :)

Listen, Puddles...I'm going to need for you to never come to our house. We live near an Air Force base and I'm afraid a jet might crash in our yard with your luck! Hehehe...I crack myself up, too! You're not the only one that does that! Hehehehe!

We hope Mum had a much better week, but if she didn't...well, you've got some more hilarious blog material! :)

Elyse and Riley

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, a train catastrophe! That must have been really exciting. Glad your pack is safe. As always, your neighborhood is never boring.

BTW: Judge Remington passed sentence this morning on the Nut Crackers gang!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Amber-Mae said...

That must have been so exiting to see! The smoke, the fire & a screaming woman. What fun!

Richie said...

Oh me Oh my, Yu has hads a busy week Puddles, I fink I woulds hav been a bit scareded wivs da smoke n stuffs n all da shoutins yu has had to deal wivs. Fank Dogness yu is not a nervy lady dog is all I can say.

xx xd

Amber DaWeenie said...

Maybe's you can sell da bad neighbors to da train company. Dey has a lot in common....jus sayin'