When I came to lives heres,
being part of school projects was NOT in my contract.
being part of school projects was NOT in my contract.
"mum, you don't has to take fotos of dis"
My Girl had a math project fur school and hers had to do all kinds of measurements on me.
Height, width, length, volume, temperture, weight, and blah blah blah.
"Is dis right little Girl?"
Now, I was good fur her while hers was doing all dis measurin' stuff because I mean hers IS My Girl and I really wanted hers to get a good grade on her project and since it was ME...well, it hads to be perfect so I was indeed on my bestest bevavior....ever!
Oh and ummmmmm...NO, hers did not take my temperture.
(we used da last reading from da VET, thank goodness).
(we used da last reading from da VET, thank goodness).
My Girl and mum was so proud of me.
I must haves just been out of my mind or sumptin....
....or or or could it be dat I am actually a good dog?
....or or or could it be dat I am actually a good dog?
Haaaaaaa....who am I kiddin',
of course I'm not really a good dog,
it's just fun to say.
And I'll do anything fur my girl.
(little girl, does I get my treat now?)
of course I'm not really a good dog,
it's just fun to say.
And I'll do anything fur my girl.
(little girl, does I get my treat now?)
By da way...I is 20 inches long and 9 inches high...just in case ya'll was interested in knowing.
And my brain is LARGE...bwhahahahahaha!
Peace Out,
Puddles
PS: I has been MIA dis week cuz da Girl is on
Spring Break
Spring Break
and I has to entertain hers.
I am waaaaay betters and fun at entertaining than mum.
I am waaaaay betters and fun at entertaining than mum.
47 comments:
At least she didn't use those pinchy things which measure the body fat. That is the worst. OK, getting your temperature taken is the worst. Always makes me want to sit down.
Slobbers,
Mango
I may be a half inch taller that you, but will have Mom measure. But you are WAY longer than me, hehe. You are so good to your girl!!! Love, Billy
I always knew you were a good dog ...I take checks and cash,large bills only, please.
Did she have to weigh you? I will fight until the end to avoid stepping on the scale. Because then they all go crazy and take me off cheeseburgers and peanut butter sandwiches and put be back on dry dirt, I mean low fat, dog food.
Your pal, Pip
You look like such a good dog!...well, maybe a little glimmer of "Puddles" in that first foto but, sounds like you helped your girl out with her assignment and I'm glad you're taking time to play with her on her vacation.
Heehee. Now I be wondering what da Puddles Volume is!!!!
(You gotta always be on da lookout for stuffs that is in da fine print in our contracts......like being a school project or dressing fur holiday fotos or butticures! The hoomans like to spring that stuff on us without warning )
PeeS.................I is baaacck.
Well, sorta ......my momma is stuck to da sofa these past few days...and is NOT much fun at all. Her says her is relaxing her brains. No comment
My Dixie and Milo, being good southern dogs would never ask a lady her weight or age... but as I am gonna pretend like I am a Yankee, Ms. Puddles, how old are you and how much to you weigh??
*Milo and Dixie are blushing with shame*
Aah Puddles, of course you are a good dog!! And you are so lucky to have such a sweet girl that she would want to use you as her school project. You stood so nicely and let her measure you... I'll bet shes's good for tossing treats at you often?? When our Rissie is around, Gracie is stuck to her like glue... for that very reason. I hope your girl gets an A+ on her project.
That sounds like a pretty cool project! What is she going to do with the measurements? Will there be a Puddles clone unleashed on the world before long?
Bunny
MOL Puddles your expressions crack us up. My dear sweet Puddles Duddles Rainwater....it was quite obvious that you left out one of your hip circumference......Was that on purpose?
Inquiring minds want to know.....
Hugs and happy week with your girl,
M&M
You can say it was all beclaws you Love your Wonderful little Girrrrrl, butt I think you just
Co Hopper Ated beclaws you want the Easter Bunny to leave 87 bags of Cheetos all over your yard on Sunday!!!
Well, no matter the REASON fur being so good while you were measurated.. the outcome was grrrreat fur your girrrrl's Pawject. I know she is gonna get a DOUBLE A+ and prolly a gold star on it.
I am really really glad that you didn't have to have your temperature stollen though.
I am surprised that you didn't have her weigh your poops though.
Puddles...is it true dat dey had your feets glued to da floor? You wasn't being poked and prodded by your's free wills, was you? What da hoomans won't do for a foto is beyond me's.
School projects are always fun:)
I don't know why you didn't let her take your temperature Puddles, as long as you don't don't back up, it's all good. he-he.
It'z probably a good thing that she didn't weigh your poopz - she cooda added that tu your volume an'that wooda bin wayyyyyyyy tu much fer our little Puddles. You no what? You iz longer than each of us Beaglebratz - we iz only about 16 or 17 inchez long. BUTT like Ms Minna sed - u just never no what that fine print in your contract mite say so u gotta go over it furry much closely so u can either b prepared or can haf that part taken out(that never happenz butt it soundz good fer us tu TRY)
~Shiloh'n Shasta~
You is so funny!
PS..thank you for your kind comment for my Grandpops...Cheers!
One thing I know about you Puddles, you never have any problems measuring up!!!
That was very nice of you to help out, Miss Puddles!
You're such a good helper. You measure up, that's for sure.
pawhugs, Max
:) We knew under all that "talk" of yours, darlin' Puddles, that you were a softie!!!!!!!!! We hope Your Girl got a really good grade on her project.
Love to you, your brofur, your sisfur, Your Girl, Your Mom and Your Dad.
The things you won't do to keep your Girl entertained on her break! We love your "irritated" face :-) Hopefully you didn't give your Girl the Silent Treatment after she completed her measurements!!
Rottie kisses,
-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby
Hmm I'm going to haveta have mom measure me now. IS you a mini doxie?
You are so lucky that you get to help your girl with school. Mom no longer lets me or the other brats she lives with help her. It had to do with someone chewing the pages of her 100 dollar textbook and stepping all over her outlines and assignments. Of course it wasn't me!
Or maybe they just want to know those girly measurements
Benny & Lily
You are such a good girl... to be measured left right center bottom and left right and looped over.. hehhehehee.. i would have bolted long time ago.. *BOL*
and yes.. you can be a good girl :) now pass me my beer please!
woofs n licks,
Dommy
What a sweetie you are Puddles.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - mom loves the colour of your measuring tape. It would look great in her sewing room. Hers is just plain, boring white.
Sounds like an interesting project she's doing. Me hopes she got all the measurements right. And thank goodness she didn't need to stick that "cold stick" up where the sun don't shine for your temperature. TEE HEE
Puddles
We bets yur gurl will gits an A++ on hers pra-jeck!
purrin
xoxoxo
Abby
Wow, 20 inches? You is LONG DOG!
I am relieved that she didn't have to take your temperature! (I bet she is too!) Your measurements sure are different from mine...
I should look into this "contract" business before my little boy gets here!
Enjoy spring break!!!!!
Wags,
Zona
Whew, we were worried when you said she needed to have temperature reading too - not fun, Puddles. 20 inches and 9 inches - great measurement - very svelte gal:)
Hope you and your girl are having lots of fun together - does she share her Cheetoes?
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
That is so good of you to behave for your girl. You sure are a long one!
You are looking slim and trim Puddles! Seriously. Tip top shape. Let's not talk about getting your temp. HEYYYYYYOOOOO, not cool Mr. Vet. Have fun with your Girl on her break.
Kitty and Coco
We know you LOVE your girl.....we bet you'd have let her take your temperature IF she needed to. But obvously she LOVES you too, so she didn't! BOL!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Whew, I was worried about that temperature thing! You lucked out on that one.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
We are glad you are helping out with your girl because we know how much you love her! Bet she is having fun with you on spring break! Lots of love, Holly and mom
We knew you were perfect in every way, Puddles. We bet your girl gets an A on her paper!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Oh, Puddles. I thinks you're a very good dog cuz you luvs your girl so much and you'll do anything for her. But don't you worry! Your secret is safe with me. Shhhhh!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
I hope your girl gets an A+.
And if she has any questions about time travel or nuclear physics, she knows who to call!
Yours,
Because of your patience and your good behavior I bet your girl will get an A+ fur sure! At least your girl had something l-o-n-g to measure!
We were wondering why we hadn't heard from you in awhile! Hope you had a great vacation!
Hey Puddles!
Wow, I think it's cool that your Girl wanted you for this. Any other subject would just be plain old boring!! You always measure up.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Um, Puddles, how did she measure that your brain is large? We thought one has to be ... well, you know, in order for your brain to be seen. Just asking, cause we all know you are very intelligent for your size.
Puddles,
Your girl deserves only da best so why wouldn't you be her project? :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Puddles,
everything about you is perfect!
Height and length,, what else is there... your a perfect model
love
tweedles
That was real nice of you to help your girl, Puddles. At least she didn't post your weight on the world wide web...BOL!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Oh is 9 inches your wither's height or your head? I is 38" to my withers so it would take 4 and 2/9 Puddles to = 1 Tucker. There is some fun math for your little girl. She can gather bloggie friends heights & weights and compare them. Speaking of weight - you did not reveal it.....
woof - Tucker
You really are a weenie dog, Puddles - you're so much longer than you are tall! Glad about the temperature...
I'm a weenie human geek. When K was a little tiny puppy, I measured all sorts of stuff about her every week to see how she grew. I learned that she didn't grow all the parts of her at the same time... sometimes she'd get fat, then suddenly she got taller, then longer. It was really weird.
Now that would be a cool project for da girl someday!
oh, rats, miss puddles, if i had seen this postie earlier, i so could have come over 'n helped you with the entertainments for your girl! that would have been funsies! (my mama is booooooring to hang out with.)
*woof*
the booker man
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