Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Da Stoopids Strike Again

We interrupt dis post to bring you, fans of da Puddles, MORE breaking news in da land of da Stoopids.
Alls I can say is WTF and is it REALLY possible fur peoples to be DIS stoopid?
Also, I did hem haw abouts whether or nots to post dis but I goin' to anyways even though it is a little negative and I don't likes to be negative...I likes happy, fun posts but Oh well!

Dis is da NOT happy Puddles expression



Allows me to introduce da Stoopids Kitteh!
Kitteh is in MY driveway!
KITTEH IS IN HEAT!

Does I needs to be repeat dat?
I said, da kitteh is in heat.
Nows, I don't knows much bouts kittehs but I does knows when one is in heat...
they scream like banshees straight out of a movie...and they roll ALL around My driveway.


A few hours afters these fotos was takin' and da kitteh was yellin' and screamin'...hers attracted 2 boy kittehs to my yard...and da rest is history.

Nows, do ya'll has any idea how long it takes mum to calm down 3 dogs dat is highly miffed dat there is another animal on our property? 
FUREVERS!!!!!!!!
But dat ain't da point.
Da point is...we don't want no unspayed animals of any kind serenading suitors in da yard.
And it is against city ordinance to haves a roaming female of any kind in heat.

Nows, ya'll is wondering what in da world is we gonna do...
Uh, can't tells ya...bwhahahahaha. I is sooooooo bad!
Nay, I tells laters.
I will say, there will be no more conversations takin' place withs da Stoopids.
(unless mum looses her cool furst)
Wanna knows why?
*
Da kids threw trash in our backyard!
They threw a full bag of Cheez Its
AND
3 popcicle sticks!
One popcicle stick fur each of us to choke on!
Mum went and told da lady that they is gonna haves a REAL BIG problem if we (dat would be me, Albert, and Whitney) gets injured from stuffs they throw in da yard.
So yea, neighbor lady don't speak to mum nows, thank gawd.

Nows, I realize they is just kids but they has been told on other times about throwing stuffs in our yard like brooms, buckets, bricks, etc. and besides, kids at dat age need supervision...ya think?


Nows, also wanna say dat da kitteh is always in our yard.
On Friday mum gots in da car to go gets MY girl from school and her had da car in reverse and da naighbor man was waving his arms all around, up and down and sideways and all dat...kitteh was unders mum's car. Dat was a very close call.

Maybes I should apologize furs da rant...
SORRY!
Sometimes I just has to get things offs my chest...you nows my chest dat has da white flame dat keeps me outta da show ring?
Okays, ummmm...just trying to find some humor today.

Tomorrow I'll resume my normal FUN posting.

Peace Out,
Puddles 

PS: BWHAHAHAHAHA...crackin' myself up overs here withs da song choice!

35 comments:

Gloria said...

Why the nerve of thoose peeps! Bet you wish they would just move huh? DON'T TOUCH ANY FOREIGN OBJECTS IN YOUR YARD PLEASE! Grrrr and now there will be kitties roaming your yard in a couple of months too! YIKES!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles and Mom first of all we have to apologize for rolling on the floor lol and mol. You are too funny especially when you are ranting and raving!!

Now we have on our serious face
We are so very sorry you all are subjected to such sub human behavior. Here I thought the stoopids were just stoopid about their animals. I cannot imagine the commotion that howling cat caused in your abode. OMCs But it appears they are stoopid about raising their offspring too.
Is there any chance they will EVER move?
Hugs Madi and Mom

Frankie Furter said...

DELIVERENCE me from CRAZY neighbors like you have. I am sooo very much sorry about the Soon to Be Momma Kitty situation. We have that problem on my hill too. I don't know what in the SQUIRRELS gets into peeps.
DELIVERENCE me from CRAZY neighbors who let their animals go without WhoWhoectomies...
AND from neighbors who.. turn BUNNIES loose to fend fur themselves... all winter.

~Shelle said...

Well first off I, Dixie, am going to take down my G.O.L.F. net and send it to you. Why? So you can capture all the stoopids. Once you capture them, take them into the Cherokee Forest in Northern Georgia, put them all in meat suits and let them loose. I don't think you'd have any problem with them again.
Milo thinks that is too good for them... he thinks a good hanging is due... but I am more of a pacifist and democratic. Its the girl thing, you understand... give them a chance, I say... if they can get out of the forest with the aroma of pork belly all over them then they deserve to live (someplace else).
And, when they are gone, we can move down next door to you. :) I will bring the beer cheese and pretzels, which is my favorite side item to my Rolling Rock beer. :D

Schnauzer Days said...

Puddles - we don't blame you for being annoyed with such stupid peeps! The little munchkins who throw stuff are definitely at the top of the list come the day of the Doggy Revolution, we've got some like that here, and as for letting cats in heat roll around your drive - grrrr we would have something to bark about that! Keep your chin up Puddles :-) Dex & Lou x

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

WEll now I do have some experience in the kitty heat department cause Mom let me go through two heats before I was fixed and holy cannoli can we kitties make alot of noise! Those peoples are just not very smart about anything!

Corbin said...

Does that kitty know what you did to the squirrel and chippermonk??? She shouldn't be anywhere near your yard! Momma hates when irresponsible people have unfixed animals... Her rant goes on and on, so we won't even get started. Did the puppies ever find homes?
-Corbin

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Sadly it takes all kinds to make our world go around....we're just sad that this kind has to live next door to you.

We are so sad that the kitty doesn't have a loving home and will be allowed to have litter after litter of kittens that will also be unwanted.

Someone needs to rescue all their animals!!!!!!!!!

Love to y'all.

Remington said...

Those poor animals....they can't help what is natural for them to do....BUT uneducated and lazy owners really bother us! Sounds like they are teaching their children to be as bright as they are....so sad....

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, it sounds like our neighborhood so much!! The people around here don't have their pets neutered or spayed, let them run the roads, throw stuff in the yard constantly and are just a bunch of unfriendly idiots! We have one (Only One) good neighbor and that's the man with Blue next door. The rest we just try to ignore. Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

Barbara said...

Puddles...you need to MOVE!

If you can't, you need to build a really tall fence!

I hopes your mom caught the slutty kitty and took hers to the vet! I don't understand the peoples who don't fix their animals. Stoopid is RIGHT!

Now, don't be touching nuttin' in your yard that isn't yours. Could be a trap.

the booker man said...

miss puddles,

i've got an idea! we can put up a mega bubble around your house so the stoopids will stay away!! i hope to goodnesses they don't have a bunny...

*woof*
the booker man

rottrover said...

Duh, we read the other post first -- HAHAHAHA -- redneck music for the stoopid neighbors. We had a boy kitteh markin'up our front yard and the side yard right under mom's office (she accidently wrote offense first!!) window. Finally she just started taking us out one at a time to sort of show mr kitteh-sprayer who lives here. It seemed to work... Good luck with the stoopid rednecks!!

The Rotties

Noodles said...

My Mommys and I think it is WRONG to let cats wander. They are pets - they belong in house. You can't let a DOG wander free like that - so why a cat (that is my rhyme, not my crime).
And throwing stuffs in your yard!!!!???? HAAAARRRRUUUUMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!
Love Noodles

Junior and Orion said...

We would like to whap your neighbors upside the head and try to knock some sense into them! Twits!!!!!

Vent away, we all have to get stuff off our chests (even if we don't have white flames on them). ;)

Benny and Lily said...

What is this world coming to! Call the authorities
Benny & Lily

Tank said...

Ah, ranting and raving... when did that become a bad thing? If you kept it all inside then you'd become full of toxic goo and stuff and probably explode all over the place. Then we'd all have to come to Redneck, SC and help your poor mum pick up all the puddle pieces and try to put you back together. Just rant all you want and save us lots of trouble.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Yep, we found your choice of tunes pure EVIL genius!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh dear, Puddles, we think it is going to be a very long summer at the fence border there. Da Stupids need to be evicted and delivered you know where.

Wish we had some good advice for your Mum that would do some good, other than just moving out.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Brian said...

I must say Puddles, when it comes to Da Stoopids, yours are the best!

KB said...

They really are STOOPID. I'm glad that your mom doesn't have to talk with them anymore. That way, maybe their fights won't end up on your front porch with cop cars in your driveway.

You gotta get rid of those people somehow. Do you have a plan?

You make me laugh and laugh when you rant :) but I'm sorry that those STOOPIDS are such a pain.

Zona said...

Umm.. I have no words. Well, no words that mom would let me say. WTF?? My mom would have had...well... a banjo if someone threw that junk in our yard!! I'm going to get Sarge and head over to the Stoopids to tell them what I think about them. ... Well, maybe I'll just call. Or send a rude letter. I'm a deputy and all but deep down I'm a bit of a wimp. Shhh...

Angry wags,
Zona

PeeS: I'll give Blogger a rude letter too - not letting you comment. Sheesh!

ABBY said...

We hope we can leave a comment for you as Dreaded Blogger has been very bad today....



We feels so sorree for dat kitty.
It am not her fault.
It am dem dang gone stoopids fault.
WE don't fink it is rite dat der girl kitty is in heat in yur yard...cuz we knoos dat wood make all of yoos so x-cited.
We hopes dat kitty gits help.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

A MilShelb Mom said...

Goodness! I bet you are going to be so sad if something makes the neighbors have to mooooove! hahaha!!!
~Milly and Shelby

What Remains Now said...

I want the stoopid neighbors to move to Stoopidville. I don't like my nice friends having to live next to them!

Lorenza said...

Yes!
Be careful with that stuff they throw to your yard!
Hmmmm... you are so right.... they are soooo stoopid!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I don't blame you for ranting a bunch! This is soooo frustrating. I'm so sorry for the poor critters who live with those idiots.
Grr and a Mad Woof,
Sarge, COP

Cole said...

Love the song choice. Hahahaha!!

But seriously...those stupid neighbors are something else. Food for you to choke on?!?! How ridiculous and inconsiderate. And the kitteh in heat....I feel bad for her, and I'm so sorry she tormented you and your siblings.

houndstooth said...

Your rants are pretty darned entertaining! I say pull out the soapbox.

Perhaps your mom should have let the three of you out to interrupt the love connection. That or turned on the cold garden hose!

Bunny

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

That is just awful in so many ways - the first is having this unspayed female running around loose. Now there will definitely be kittens and are they going to take care of them? Doesn't sound like it.

Then the trash in your yard. That's just so rude as well as dangerous. I can't believe how irresponsible those people are. And stoopid. They are now in danger of feeling The Wrath of Puddles. And they'll deserve it, too.

Anny said...

Your neighbour's kitteh could end up as roadkill soon... i don't know why.. but they sure do love to be under cars.. hahahhahaha

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Poor Puddles, we know just how you feels. The people behind us throw all kind of stuffs in or backyard. One day Weenie found a whole bag of Oreo cookies back there and Mommy almost pitched a fit becuase Weenie tried to eat them. She through them right back over the fence alonf with the beer bottles she always finds back there. Neighbors can be so rude!!

{{{huggies}}}....Mona & Weenie

Mr. Pip said...

I am beginning to think your neighbors are the losers who stole my red wagon. They suck.

Your pal, PIp

Elyse and Riley said...

Stoopid for sure. Oh my gooooooodness! It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? Or is that worse and worse? Siiiiiiiiiiigh!!!

Elyse and Riley

Maggie and Mitch said...

Maybe those stoopids need to attend obedience class like Mitch did! It sure wouldn't hurt!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch