We interrupt dis post to bring you, fans of da Puddles, MORE breaking news in da land of da Stoopids.
Alls I can say is WTF and is it REALLY possible fur peoples to be DIS stoopid?
Also, I did hem haw abouts whether or nots to post dis but I goin' to anyways even though it is a little negative and I don't likes to be negative...I likes happy, fun posts but Oh well!
Dis is da NOT happy Puddles expression
Allows me to introduce da Stoopids Kitteh!
Kitteh is in MY driveway!
KITTEH IS IN HEAT!
Does I needs to be repeat dat?
I said, da kitteh is in heat.
Nows, I don't knows much bouts kittehs but I does knows when one is in heat...
they scream like banshees straight out of a movie...and they roll ALL around My driveway.
A few hours afters these fotos was takin' and da kitteh was yellin' and screamin'...hers attracted 2 boy kittehs to my yard...and da rest is history.
Nows, do ya'll has any idea how long it takes mum to calm down 3 dogs dat is highly miffed dat there is another animal on our property?
But dat ain't da point.
Da point is...we don't want no unspayed animals of any kind serenading suitors in da yard.
And it is against city ordinance to haves a roaming female of any kind in heat.
Nows, ya'll is wondering what in da world is we gonna do...
Uh, can't tells ya...bwhahahahaha. I is sooooooo bad!
Nay, I tells laters.
I will say, there will be no more conversations takin' place withs da Stoopids.
(unless mum looses her cool furst)
Wanna knows why?
Da kids threw trash in our backyard!
They threw a full bag of Cheez Its
3 popcicle sticks!
One popcicle stick fur each of us to choke on!
Mum went and told da lady that they is gonna haves a REAL BIG problem if we (dat would be me, Albert, and Whitney) gets injured from stuffs they throw in da yard.
So yea, neighbor lady don't speak to mum nows,
Nows, I realize they is just kids but they has been told on other times about throwing stuffs in our yard like brooms, buckets, bricks, etc. and besides, kids at dat age need supervision...ya think?
Nows, also wanna say dat da kitteh is always in our yard.
On Friday mum gots in da car to go gets MY girl from school and her had da car in reverse and da naighbor man was waving his arms all around, up and down and sideways and all dat...kitteh was unders mum's car. Dat was a very close call.
Maybes I should apologize furs da rant...
Sometimes I just has to get things offs my chest...you nows my chest dat has da white flame dat keeps me outta da show ring?
Okays, ummmm...just trying to find some humor today.
Tomorrow I'll resume my normal FUN posting.
PS: BWHAHAHAHAHA...crackin' myself up overs here withs da song choice!