Friday, June 24, 2011

WARNING: I AM BACK

Just thought I'd gives ya'll a fair warning to let ya'll knows I is back in Blogville.

FINALLY!!!!!!
(raise your paw if you is skeered...hehehe)

I assume ya'll knows my computer had to be put to sleep afters having to be rushed to da hospital twice so it could be ressucitated.
...I really did try to save it but it just wasn't meant to be, it's time was up (sigh).
Who knew spilt beer would make a computer start smokin'?
I was nevers told not to drink and blog...
Oh and then it goes KABOOOOOOM! Kerazy huh?
I learnt my lesson dats fur sures.
RIP Computer... I will surely miss you.

So I boughts me a new one and then we hads to have everything transferred and now I has no idea where anything is on dis new one.
I will has my mum work on dat overs da weekend...dis should be interesting.
Soooooo, unfortunately I has no luverly fotos of my beautiful self to remind ya'll what I looks like.
I so hope ya'll can manage until Monday to sees me.

But, since I was away, I was so bored dat all I did was twittle my paws
and sleep and plot taking overs da world.
But then oneday my gorl gots a package from Diva Madi
and then I got a package from da Taylor Catssss...and oh my gawd I can't waits to show ya'll all dat on monday.
And I can't wait to makes fun of mum and how her LOST me.
As we go into da weekend I would likes to take dis time to remind ya'll...
Don't drink and blog...
it does horrible things to da computer...trust me, I know.
I am so glad to be back!
Oh and by da way, my name is Puddles and I is a redhead Greyhound.

Peace out,
Puddles

54 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My ThinkPad is pretty resilient ;-)

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Welkhome Bakhk!

Gloria said...

Greyhound?????? ROTFLMBO!

Maggie Mae said...

Welcome back my furiend, I sure has missed you!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie (Babushka Baby) Mae

PeeS TOTALLY agrees wif you 'bouts dat club fur our moms! :)

Mr. Pip said...

Crash, bump, thud, splash ...Oh sorry, I was so happy to see you, I dunked myself. Puddipoo? Is it really you?

I have been stuck in this dunk tank for like 87 million days and have been dunked 87 million times. I have no blankie, beer, or burgers. HELP!

Your pal, Pip

A MilShelb Mom said...

bahahah! A greyhound. lol

We're glad you're back! We have missed you! Are you having fun with your girl this summer? I bet you are! Can't wait to see the pressies you got!
~Milly and Shelby

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Puddles!! We has missed you. Glad to see you back. Ya gotta help Pip outta that dunk tank. He's starting to look like dried up prune.

The Puddles is nack!! Things gonna start hpping around here.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona & Weenie

Roo said...

Yay! You're back! Well sort of ;) Thanks for the warning about beer and bloggin. I just bought a spill proof mug so I'm good ;P

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Sam said...

Welcome back! Computers are kind of fragile, aren't they?

Sam

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Puddles, thank goodness you are back! We have missed you! Your advice is very sage: Don't drink and blog! May your old computer rest in peace.

Mommy is SCREAMING for a picture of YOU!!!!!!

Hope that you have a great weekend!

Mack said...

Thanks for the warning!
But Srsly we missed you and we're glad you are back!

Minna Krebs said...

You needs to set da Albert up as your Designated Blogger next time you want a beer!!!!!!

........I imagine there was a significant quantity of Cheetoe crumbs in poor old computer's parts too. Maybe they caused da smoke.

May old puter rest in peace.....

Bobbi said...

How could we forget what you look like, Puddles? So glad you're back!! We missed you terribly. So, I hope you learned your lesson about drinking and blogging. I do a lot of eating and blogging and my laptop has the splatters to prove it. Luckily, it cleans up nicely. So far, no big spills.. fingers and paws crossed! But it's probably a matter of time.. WELCOME BACK PUDDLES!

Minna Krebs said...

.....and here is my 2nd comment, cuz I KNOW you have missed them......heeeeheewee

OMD....Were you really lost????????? Or did your mom just have one of her 'moments'

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh we've missed you!
You were lost? Hem, were you looking for your old computer?

jen said...

Paws are raised here Puddles! Holla!

Miss Puddles I have missed you so much while you were gone and can not wait to see pics of you! We thought you just off having tons of fun with your girl!

~Shelle said...

I think you need to get mum to purchase a sippie cup... that will take care of ALLLLLL your problems in the future. :)

We sure have missed you!
xx Milo and Dixie xx

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hmmm, now who should we suppose had that beer? BOL - we are just so happy you are back. We have really missed our daily Puddles fix.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Frankie Furter said...

OMD OMD... I am soooo excited to see that you are back I read really fast..
Your mom LOST her MIND??? Did I get that Right... What?? did she go on one of her cleanin fits and put it Somewhere and now can't find it??? Oh well, we all KNOW that YOU and your Little Girrrrl are the BRAINS in the house.
OH Puddles I KNOW Where there are like 87 THOUSAND of you.. I'll put up another PSA and in NO time... you will have them!! I'm on my way to do that RIGHT NOW.

KB said...

I wonder what coffee does to a computer... make it go faster?

A redhead greyhound :)

Welcome back.

Madi and Mom said...

Dear Ms. Puddles Duddles Rainwater aka Greyhound wanna be,

Mom is singing 'Happy Days are here again' and I'm yowling (she can't carry a tune in a bucket). We are so very glad, elated, exuberant, excited and geniunely happy you are back.

It sounds like quite a traumatic two weeks. I end with this reminder
'furiends don't let furiends drink while blogging'!! Should you need an intervention just give us a holler...blogville is here for you.
PS I missed you like I'd miss whiskers should they fall off!
Hugs Madi

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

YAY, YAY, YAY, and long live this new computer. We are sooooooooo happy you are back, darlin' girl.

xxxxxxxxx

Frankie Furter said...

OK... I'm BACK... beclaws I KNOW how you love fur us to come back..

I guess it wasn't her MIND that your mom lost... It was YOU. I just read too fast and didn't get that pawt Right.

So anyway.. I put up a PSA and I KNOW you are gonna be FLOODED with Pictures of YOU.. very soon.. Of course most of them will look exactly alike and have those strange Numbers and stuff with them butt.. well Somethingy is better than Nothing..
AND I put up a SECOND post.. with Two Pics of you.. you can snag those to use.
Your very happy to have you back FUREND, Frankie Furter

Anny said...

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

ok ok.. now i go read your posty post :D

Anny said...

greyhound??? didya became a Bunny? now how am i supposed to wait till monday to find outs... my gawd! torturer!

Anny said...

Glad yous am having a new puter.. and if yous gonna have a beer while blogging.. use a straw to drink them beers.. a looooooooooooooong straw.. and keep them beers on the floor and not on them table with them puters... :D

Peggy Frezon said...

Welcome back! I've read about lots of sick computers lately. Hope it isn't contagious. Have a great day Puddles!!

What Remains Now said...

Only for you do I say this, "I hope the weekend goes fast so we can read a Monday Puddles Post." Missed you so much!

houndstooth said...

Oh, Puddles, it's SO good to see you back! It hasn't been easy being the only Greyhound in Blogville. Only another Greyhound can truly understand certain things! I'm eating a Cheeto in your honor!

Bunny

Junior and Orion said...

PUDDLES!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!

Please drink away from the computer from now on!!!!!

And yes, we need a new picture of you! SOON!!!! ;)

road-dog-tales said...

It just hasn't been the same without you! Sorry about your drinking and blogging catastrophe! But we're glad your baaaack!

The Road Dogs

Zona said...

We missed you SO much, Puddles! I'm anxious to hear how your mom "lost" you. Are you sure she didn't just want a break from all of your... Puddles-ness? Sometimes my mom "loses" Phoenix and then realizes she "accidentally" closed her in the laundry room or bedroom. I'm not convinced it's an accident with mom and Phoenix. Hehe..

Wags,
Zona

PeeS - STILL no baby brother here... any day!

rottrover said...

YIPPEE!! We sure have missed you Miss Puddles!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Barbara said...

Puddles, we are so happy you are back that we are dancing over here. We cannot wait to see your lovely pictures again.

Pleeze don't booze it again, k?

Benny and Lily said...

Greyhound!!! BOL, welcome back. No more computer troubles!
Benny & Lily

Oskar said...

Maybe wine and the computer would be OK?

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Amber DaWeenie said...

Lost...."Grey" Hound...Puddles did you's become a senior citizen while you was away?????

And....no more peeing on da puter!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You blew up the computer? We're all raising a paw here - we're skeered! :)

Have fun organizing the new computer. Don't suppose you'd consider giving up beer so you don't blow up this one too?

Linda said...

Welcome back.
New computers are so much fun to play with. My mom is working all weekend but she will be back to see all the fun stuff you got to do over the weekend.
Cinnamon and Linda

Tessa the Maltese said...

Ok glad your back and all that but I still think that this puter stuff is all a fas, fac, uh cover up.

I knows you was at the Picnic. I saw you pee in the jumpy puppy and run away! You gave me a plate of meats at Bertie's experiment and it all went poo and Bertie is MAD at me! You said the pups needed food before the speriment but that was why you run off and was laughing!

So's I just knows you is behind all the Duddleness at the Picnic!

Confess Duddles or I is goin ta tell Sarge!

Tessa

Asta said...

I MISSSSSSSSED YOU!!!!!
Ummm, the Puddles I know has somewhat showtew legses than a gweyhound(have you found the secwet to gwowing long legses? if so, pleeaz mail the info to Mommi toot sweet, cause she has wanted long legs all hew life) anyway, I can't wait to see you again and I pwomise to keep my pawtini faw fwom my pootew.
Smoochie kisses
ASTA

George the Lad said...

Great to see you back, well we can't see you just yet lol!!!
I missed yea.
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

George the Lad said...

Great to see you back, well we can't see you just yet lol!!!
I missed yea.
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - we're glad you're back, Puddles! Thanks for the warning - beer and puters don't mix well together. Got it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Hi Puddles. I'm so glad you got yourself re-equipped. Blogville can't function without you. And we were wondering how your neighbors were doing.

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
Knowing what happened to your computer... I promise my drinks will be at a longer distance from it!
Glad you are back!
I am sure you have lots of stories to tell us!
Have a great weekend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles,,
welcome back!
I know you are checking to see if I am paying attention,, and I am,, because I know you are not a red headed grayhound,,, silly Puddles
love
tweedles

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Sometimes those computers just commit hari-kari all by themselves, so maybe it wasn't your fault, Puddles. In fact, Abby advises you to deny responsibility absent proof beyond a reasonable doubt. You know how the moms dredge up little mistakes and use them against you at inopportune times, like when you accidentally chew up her new book that should never have been left where you could reach it so it was like so totally not your fault!

Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, welcome back! Sorry to hear about your puter, but at least you got a nice new one! Those tech peeps always say something was done wrong, but we all know that sometimes puters have a mind of their own.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Grady and Leonardo said...

Morning Ms. P.

Everyone else has pretty much voiced our sentiments so we'll just send a BIG Newfie Waahooo that you're back.

We missed you soooooo very much. Mom went through Puddle's Withdrawl.

Welcome Back and we hope your Mom didn't misplace you for too very long!

Tessa the Maltese said...

I REALLY am GLAD that your back!

I missed you!

woos, Tessa

Wyatt said...

Welcome Back!! No more beer at the keyboard, PUDDLES!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Tank said...

I've been praying to the god of strange little red wiener dogs that you would come back P Doggy. In fact, this afternoon I was going to sacrifice a donkey from Jamaica in the hopes of pleasing the god sufficiently to let you return. And that donkey was NOT cooperating!
Thank dawg I saw this post. Damn donkey.

the booker man said...

WB, miss puddles!! shrink wrap your compy this time, okie dokie?? teeheehee.

*woof*
the booker man

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Just drink your beer out of a sippy cup and you should have less spillage problems. Because friends don't let friends blog sober. (Or something...) We're totally ready for your greyhound self - this we gotta see! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus