Friday, December 16, 2011

Ewwwwww...

Yes, I know dis is a recycled foto but you can looks at it again while I tells my story

 Okays ya'll knows how I likes to eat pee-cans?
Well, I eated me a pee-can da other day...
and mum didn't knows...then I threw it up...I went in my crate and threw it up just so you'll knows.

Well crazy lady comes to check on me cuz her thoughts it was weird dat I just went in my crate furs what her thought was no apparent reason.

Dats when hers discovered...
 I tossed my pee-can.
I eated half of da pee-can whole. Does dat make sense?
So Mum pulled out my bedding and saws da pee-can and OMG...

...a WORM in da pee-can....dat I eated!
2 worms to be exact!

Lemme just say da crazy lady went KERAZY and gaggin', and stompin' her feets, and OMGin', and hyperventalating.
Hers really looked likes a moron if you want my opinion.

Her called da VET faster than you could skin a squirrel and they laughed at hers reassured her dat I would be okays from da worm.
Then they told mum they wasn't surprised which dog did it...WTH?

Nows mum was so GROSSED out cuz her is a bugaphobe and germaphobe dat hers WOULD NOT even takes a foto of my worm! Can ya'll believes dat?
Don't worries though cuz I couldn't leaves ya'll so hangin' so I gots a picture from da internet fur visuals.

Some of you may wanna close your eyes if you has a weak tummy.
 "Close your eyes likes dis"
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Pee-can worm


Hope ya'll has a wonderful weekend now!

Puddles...Pricess Pee-can

*I thinks my mum just regurgitated.

46 comments:

Momma Tea (also Ronnii, Uji and Izzy whose open ids wont work) said...

A worm bee xtra protein surely dat bee a good fing ?

Luv
Uji
xxx

K9 Katastrophie said...

My mommy says she understands how your mommy feels...

Licks,
Ruthie

Gloria said...

Oh yeah! I wouldn't eaten that! I gets my nose down in the grasses all the time for buggies and such! DELISH! Dried worms are good too!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

What Remains Now said...

I feel sorry for your mom...but, you're just helping her be tough. Boy, are you helping her be tough.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Puddles, at least YOU had the good sense to hork the worms back UP coz you know they did not belong in YOUR belleh! Did they tickle inside your belleh? Oh, sorry if'n I made your mom get the heabes again.

Remington said...

I don't think I would want to eat worms either....

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! You're the redheaded Greyhound Pee-can Princess! Oh Puddles, I have missed you so much! Your stories are just the best!

Bunny

Sam and Pippen said...

No wonders you barfed that worm up... it would have been wiggling and tickling your tummy something awfuls!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Are you sure that worm was from the pee-can and not the tequila from my pawty???

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles, you lost da bestest pawt of dat pee-can!!! At least you parked it in your crate...for safe keepin' butt it wasn't so safe.....or did you make a nice home for da wormy?

PeeS...Me tinks me Mom jus' gurgled too!

lori casto said...

oh puddles, I am peeing my pants. you are so stinkin funny. Thanks for a good laugh this morning.

Linda said...

yuckie that nasty worm is not good fur your tummy. Hope you feel much better now that its in the trash can.
My mom closed her eyes. BOL

♥ Cinnamon

Peggy Frezon said...

Thanks for the warning about closing my eyes. Yuck! yuck yuck! did your mom eat any pecans?

Brian said...

Oh my, I think that might explain the extra chewy part!!!

Madi and Mom said...

OMC PUDDLES!! You have literally made Mom's eyes leak and she is cackling like a crow and almost
had an accident.

My mom and your mom must be first cousins. Mom hates bugs and is a germaphobic too. I expect any day she will try to wash my paws with antibacterial soap.

We're both quite impressed that you KNOW how to pronounce pee-can too!!

Oh and P.S. mom doesn't use fatback either dag gone it.
Hugs and happy weekend,
Madi and Mom

Frankie Furter said...

Princess Pee Can Puddles,
Ernie and I think your mom is MEAN. She STOLE YOUR PRICE from the PeeCan.
Sheeeesh.

Too bad that all the counselors quit... SHE could use some Intervention. I'm just sayin.

Mr. Pip said...

How did it taste? I am a walnut guy myself, but I did once take a few bites of pecan pie and it was pretty gosh darn good.

Your pal, Pip

Kitty+Coco said...

Vomit in my mouf!!! Oh that is just BAD. But not so suprising. Kind of funny too. Coco would eat that in a heartbeat.

Kitty

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Euuuuuuwwwwww! Gross. Now Jan is acting like your mom - freaking out because we dogs LOVE pecans. They fall into our pen. We eat them.

Buddy, Merci & Sam

~Shelle said...

Puddles, I don't think I could let you lick me anymore knowing you've got worm breath!! O_o My mom can totally agree with your mom.

But, if you sniff real closely, you'll smell the nifty aroma of cow poop on my breath from when I snuck next door into the "Clampetts" backyard to roll around in their fresh cow patties. Don't tell my mom... she'd DIE!

:D Lurve ya!
Dixie, the Devil's Handmaiden

Nola said...

EWWWWW!!!! That's yucky Puddles!
Dachshund Nola

Maggie and Mitch said...

You got some meats to go along with your pee-can, Puddles! We bet he was tasty!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

ABBY said...

Puddles
We diddant knoos dat der wuz worms in dem pee-cans.
WE bet yoo liked dem dough.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, we are about ready here to call it a day. And what a day it has been:( But we are glad we stopped by because you made Mom smile and us giggle. We all needed that today.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Cole said...

Oh, Puddles! My uncle has a pecan farm, and his pups occasionally get a few with "bonus protein" too. Icky...but not harmful, thankfully!

Sorry you had the pukies, and that you had to scrape a grossed out momma off the ceiling!

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh...my...your poor mom. I think Glacier would have eaten that; worm and all.

Lovable Lily said...

Your right Puddles ~ Should have closed our eyes! Bet it tasted good going down. Did Mommy have to call the exterminator to remove it from your crate?

Hugs, Lily Belle

A MilShelb Mom said...

Gross. Hahahahah! We love it! Too funny. You always make us laugh. Now, because of this, we have an award for you on our blog. :)
~Milly and Shelby

Grady and Leonardo said...

At least you regurged the worm too and didn't keep it in your tummy.

We gots your beeaaauuutttifffuuulll card and just wants you to know that ours will probably get in mail this week.

Our Moms is having a bit of a time with her boss at school. She just can't get over the witchiness of this lady. Puts her in a really bad mood so she is eatin tato chips and drinkin pepsi like there is no tomorrow. She promises she will be happier tomorrow after church.

She better cause you know that Santapaws is coming and if she don't change her thinkin, she won't have nothin under the Christmas tree but US!

Bailey Be Good! said...

Ewwww. Icky.

Woofs & hugs! <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

rottrover said...

Puddles...only you, girlfriend!

-Bart and Ruby

KB said...

I understand exactly how your mom feels. I remember, a long time ago, when my dog tossed a whole pile of wriggling tape worms.

Now, I bet that your mom is truly grossed out. I've never truly recovered...

You eat pecans *with* the shell? WTH?

Grady and Leonardo said...

We just had an idea..........
maybe someone should get a hold of Extreme Makeover Home Edition and see if Miss Sandra might qualify for some help.

I just checked and according to ABC the program is being cancelled.

Is there anyone who lives in her area that can see if there is help available? I'll also post this on a few other blogs to see if someone can check it out.

Tessa the Maltese said...

Hey Puddles, I thinks it was the shell that upset your tum NOT the worm, heck I agree with everypup sayin that the worm gives that pee can lots more protein!

Moms are just WEIRD!

woos, Tessa

Bobbi said...

LOL!!!! Oh Puddles, this is what I missed so much while you were gone!!! Oh my gosh... you have a way with words. And I agree with your mom... Ewwwww!!!!! Have I told you how glad I am that you are back?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Ewwww! Our Mom shares your Mom's feelings about creepy crawly things. We share your feelings about said aforementioned creepy crawlies! ;-) And really? The vet KNEW who your Mom was calling about? They must be psychic over there!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Pibble said...

Protein, my dear, protein. Just like a piece of steak. Sort of. I guess...

It's SOOOOO GOOD to see you back, Puddles! I've missed you so much. Now, don't take off like that again, okay?!

road-dog-tales said...

Yuuuuuuk! Bet she wouldn't let you give her smoochies for days, right??? You're too funny, Puddles.

The Road Dogs

Minna Krebs said...

Seriously!?!?!?!?!?!?!? A WORM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Were you out of Cheetos??

Minna Krebs said...

Yeppers......I is back!!!

Heeheeeeeeeeeee

Beans4Biscuits said...

The momma here is getting ready to faints away from that worm!haha..she's a weak sister.

Glad you didn't eat that thing (my moose-brother woulda gobbled it right up).

Sugar the Who

Hound Girl said...

Im so happy your back. Fred and I missed you sooooo much.

hahaha your a worm eater. the only worms I like are in the tequila bottle... heheheheh

oh our website moved to wordpress so you have to save our new address of
http://houndgirl.com

Roo said...

BOL! Ewwwwww is right Blicky Blach! :S Guess you won't be gettin any more pecans for a while eh? Hardy Har Har

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Corbin said...

My momma had her eyes closed fur sure.
-Corbin

Elyse and Riley said...

Puddles...you carnivore, you! Wait, does eating a worm count as being a carnivore? Oh well...

Glad your Mum didn't fall over dead after seeing it...although it sounds like she almost did.

Elyse and Riley

Wyatt said...

Just a little extra protien! Mmmm...worms and bugs are Yummo!

Wyatt

littlemissjackie said...

Miss Puddles, my mommy doesn't like wormies either! She found one in a hazelnut when she was a girl and hasn't felt comfy cracking nut shells since. Wormies are so squiggly!

Luvs,

Jackie