Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Da Pink Slip

Sooooooo, da udder weekend, which was a Saturday nite...mum and dad lefted me, my brudder, and my sissy...
Speakin' of my sissy, mum FINALLY gots a foto of hers.
Wanna sees my sissy?
Wave to my sissy Whitney...her be very shy so don't be offended if hers don't wave back.

OMD, I gots totally sidetracked.

Anyways, they lefted us home aaaaaaall alone...to fend fur ourselves.
I thought it was awfully peculiar cuz they nevers go anywheres and cuz they likes to stay home and tend to my every whim need and pet me and hug and kiss me.

They came home withs...
A PINK SLIP!!!!!
And I screamed and yelled and kicked...really LOUD.
(my life is overs I thoughted...outloud)

Would ya just looks at dis....
Look at da pink slip not me...I mean you can look at me too and then look at da pink slip...dat I be strategically sittin on.


 Hmmm, I reckon I ought to moves huh?

 Is dis any betters?
Can ya'll sees it nows?
Oh good griefs, heres a close up
See it nows?

Dis is what hers bought...
Yep, dat new fangdangled Nikon D800 camera hers kept starring at...her is tickled pink....bwhahahaha...I made a funny.
Get it? Pink slip...tickled pink?
Never mind.

My serious face
Ya'll what am I gonna do?
What if her furgets to feed us?
Can her still afford food afters dis?
 Will her spend all her time reading da manual?
(Who am I kiddin'...hers don't read manuals)

Thank goodness, Ms Nikon won't be movin' in until late next month cuz her has to come from across da pond. I'll has time to prepare myself.

Oh and by da looks of da above fotos...it's obvious her needs a new camera.
And one more thing...if ya'll happens to see mum floatin' around on cloud 9,
tells her her can wipe da dorky permagrin off her face anytime nows.

Puddles
PS: Send all food and treat donations to:
Puddles Duddles Rainwater
123 Puddles St.
Redneckville, SC


63 comments:

Declan said...

You'll starve Puddles mate! She forget to give you beer, wash your bed... come over here at once (tell her you'll collect that damn camerea)Hope Mum doesn't read this.. she'd really like one of those.. Deccy x

Mango said...

You were abandonded for a new flashie? That better take amazing photos.

Slobbers,
Mango

Bobbi said...

Hahaha.. oh Puddles you are so cute! And I am happy for your mum!!! Can't wait to see all the cool pictures. Now go practice your poses.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Puddles, I think you better make like a skwerrel and skerrel away some noms and beer and stuffs coz I dussn't think you be getting any more. You has a dubbull whammy going - no green papers left PLUS your mom spending ALL her time paying with her new toy and not feeding YOU. Just sayin.

What Remains Now said...

I'm happy for your mom. I know there are going to be quite a few of your mom's friends who are going to be jealous (in the nicest kind of way). Rest up...you're going to have alot of modeling to do, once it arrives.

Lovable Lily said...

OMD! Hers got a new body! Sure is a good looking one too. I don't know why she needed a new one, 'cuz you're so dang good lookin no new camera can make you any better.

Let us know if you need us to send you food and water.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HI WHITNEY... HI, IT'S ME (FRANKIE FURTER) I'm wavin my Tail at you and stuffs. Very nice to see your lovely self. I'm just sayin' Whitney.

OK now about this new flashy beast thingy... You should demand that she give YOU the old one.. You could take LOTS of pics of HER.. in UNUSUAL situations. THAT would be soooooo fun fur all of us.
I am very much happy fur your mum... butt totally WORRIED about you and Whitney and Albert. Let us know how this goes.

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! 1st Whitney got lots of WHITE fur or just poor lighting. OH MY my mom got a new camera too ... she love it n learning how to use it. For sure she'll do a post of what brand it is ... I am getting use to the loud clicks. Can't wait for more of your mom photos. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, a new flashy beast is most troublesome. On one paw it will take gorgeous pix of your gorgeous self...on the other paw, green papers and affection might be scarce. Hmmmm...you could always look into selling your gorgeous pix of your gorgeous self to a doggy fashion mag. Ching! Money and attention.
Hi there Whitney!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

houndstooth said...

Hiiiiiiii Whitney!

Puddles, you're going to have to start charging a modeling fee. That way if your mom forgets to feed you, you can just order pizza! (You can do that online now, so no need to worry about them getting your order wrong if they don't speak Barkese.) Also, insist on some fancy props so you can pose like the princess you are! This is in the Greyhound rule book!

Your mom can send that crappy old camera here! BOL! It's probably still better than what Mom's got!

Bunny

Minna Krebs said...

Hello, Miss Whitney! Looking lovely today!! Glad to see you finally wrestled some blogging face-time from 'her'. **Waving**
.............
I'm doing fine, Whitney, and how are you doing? We don't get to see you round here much. **Waving, again**
............
You don't say! Well, 'her' is always telling us you don't like to do da blogging. I should have known betters. Good luck in trying to steal more face-time from da BlogHog.....I mean 'her'. **Waving Goodbye**

Minna Krebs said...

Had a nice chat with Whitney, this morning....

Sam and Pippen said...

Hopefully the new flashy will make you look better... you've been looking horrid lately but we didn't want to say anything!

Whitney looks lovely! We won't wave cuz it'll probably scare her off...

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. We gots cookies on our bloggie today - but we ain't sharing!

Mr. Pip said...

Hi Whitney ...over here, it's me, Mr. Pip. You are looking very pretty today ...no, I don't have a cheeseburger on me, sorry. Wait, why are you walking away?

Casey said...

What IS it with moms and those darn flashy beasts? Do we need to lead a new Occupy Your Bowls to make sure your mom remembers to feed you??

Mr. Pip said...

My mom doesn't read manuals either, bawhahahahaha! The new camera is very exciting, but you might want to take a little vacation since I have a feeling that thing is going to be in your face a lot.

Your pal, Pip

Jazzi said...

Oh no Puddles, not that!! I would say Watch out, they tend to sneak up on you and take your photo when you arent looking. I agree with Frankie, ask for the old one and then you can get photos of them when they dont know it. It would be so much fun to show us the funny stuffs ya know.

wags
jazzi and addy

The Websters said...

Whitney is beautiful! (obviously not as beautiful as you Puddles)

Anyway, we know about those cameras (although you can't tell from my blog b/c the Mrs is in charge of that and her skills are quite lacking). Our family is a Nikon family. Do you want to start a support group?

xoxo,

Nora

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles you have the most expressive face!! MOL I can tell you are a bit miffed by this turn of events. As all of your fans know it is supposed to be Puddles 24/7/365. However, look on the bright side, this new flashy beast will make gawgeous Puddles a more gawgeous Puddles enhancing all your best features. It is also obvious that your smart Dad knows when Mum is happy everybody is happy.
Hugs from your bfff,
Madi

Madi and Mom said...

PS
Please thank Whitney for appearing today and tell her she is looking very pretty!
Hugs Madi

KB said...

Oh, Puddles.. you are looking at this all wrong. Your mom is going to be able to take even MORE beautiful photos of you. You shine with beauty in her photos now... Imagine how you're going to look with the absolute fanciest camera in the world!!!!

Love the pink slip and you sitting on it. I thought that you might do something else on it :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Puddles... wanna have some REAL fun??? When the F.Beast arrives.. put a snot smear on the lens.. like Ernie did last week.. and when she sees the pictures they will be all messed up and stuffs.. She will think that there is somethingy Wrong with the new F.Beast and send it away!
Just be sure not to let her see you apply the snot smear. That was Ernie's mistake. Her just cleaned it off and went on clickin.. after she DELETED the 87 wacked up ones. BOL BOL

harrispen said...

Puddles I am very jealous of your mom. I would love to have one of those. My camera is an older although still very capable Nikon too. Did you know that camera also takes video? Just think now we can see you in action!

Cindy

Bassetmomma said...

Woohoo!! Nice camera! Oh, and Puddles I sure hope you don't starve. On the other hand your Momma can capture the whole starvation on her new CAMERA!!

P.S.- Whitney is very sweet!

Remington said...

I can't wait to see your new pictures! Getting a new camera is such fun!

Linda said...

Puddles that is so pawsome fur your mom. I bet you'll be on the cover of the next Sports Illustrated in a yellow pokey dot bikini. Hollywood is in your future.
Cinnamon

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, I think we are going to see a lot more photos!

GOOSE said...

Left alone? I am sure glad you are OK. You are brave.
So when this intruder arrives and she takes it out of the box and begins flashing at you, walk up to she like how about a close up, then put a huge big lick down right on the lens. hehhehhe
I do that. MOM thinks I'm being all cute and stuff then lick lick lick.
And sometimes when she has put the camera thing down and goes out of the room. I walk over and lick it. She never knows until she takes a few pictures then goes to put them on the computer.
For an added touch may I suggest before you lick the lens make sure you have just eaten a paw full of Cheetos
Blessings,
Goose

rottrover said...

We are SOOOOO excited about getting to see even MORE, BIGGER, FANTASTICKER pictures of YOU!!!

-Bart and Ruby

The Heartbeats said...

Puddles,

Did you see me running the streets of our 'hood with the popo chasing me? Well you missed it. Mamma had to come all the way from work- 30 mins- to catch me. I even scared the bejeezus out of a lady walking her dog and pushing a stroller. Oops! Mamma got a ticket but the popo was real nice and told her to come to court...

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Amber DaWeenie said...

HiYa Whitney....Oh, OK...back to da Puddles!

Me tinks you better invest in a good pair of sun shades cause me has a weenie feelin' dat you gonna get a lot of flashes in your face. Gotta learn how to give da butt shots only so you's don't go blind!

Team Beaglebratz said...

WOWZERZ WOO-HOOZIEZ!!! Hi Puddles – Shasta – make that the Diva QUEEN Shasta here. That iz one fancy camera there. Don’t worry tu much ‘boutz starvin’ya know I got your bak – us divaz gotta stick together. B-sidez, u can make this werk tu YOUR advantage – your mom iz gonna want tu take more pikchurz of your loverly self BUTT don’t give in tu easily. Take your time – git her tu uze LOTZA treatz. I KNOW u know how tu b stubborn – ddrrrrraaaaawwwwwwwwwwww it out, if u catch my drift. THEN, after she haz werked so hard tu git your pikchurz, she’ll HAF tu take a nap – while she iz nappin’then u git thoze pikchurz an’mail’em off tu 1 of them hi-society modelin’agenciez. Bet when they c your pikchurs, they will snatch u up in no time then u will b walkin’that red carpet runway. You can git all the food-stuff u want. See, it iz a win-win situashun.
Your sister in Diva-ness, Shasta

JackDaddy said...

Don't worry. She just bought PART of a camera. If you hide all her lenses, she won't be able to take no more pictures! :)

Erika, Blair and crew said...

BOL Here where we live pink slips are given for bad behaviour on the bus. Your mom is going to be soo very happy!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Puddles, you and your sissy better come stay with me- while you mom gets uses to the new flashy beast- cause you won't get any rest!
I am happy for your moms,,, but oooh dear- poor Puddles and sissy!
love
tweedles

Mitch and angel Maggie said...

I sure hope the pictures will be worth it to you, Puddles!

love ya lots,
Mitch

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh Puddles, your sissie is so pretty. A very nice photo of her too!

Super new flashy beast, but we think the photos you have here are beautiful too.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

jen said...

Oh no you didn't!!! Oh! I am so totally jealous! Oh!!!!
Congratulations!

scotsmad said...

Puddles you aren't going to have a moment of privacy now. That thing's going to be pointed in your direction all the time!

Poor Whitney will just have to get over her shyness. (She's beautiful BTW)

XXXOOODaisy, Bella & Roxy

Gloria Hood said...

Oh schnikie! Now you are really in for a rough time of living! And my Mom is gonna be so jealous! How big a box of cheetos ya want girlfriend? We only got one Guiness left, oh oh......I didn't drink any!!!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

ABBY said...

Oh Puddles
da moore photos of yoo da better!!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh no...you're going to wilt away to nothing! Let's just hope the new fancy camera does indeed add 10 pounds...otherwise you'll look all skin and bones. Not a good look for you, Miss Puddles!

Elyse and Riley

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Wow! We may be able to see your nostril hairs when she takes a picture of you with that flashy box!

Nola said...

How dare she leave! And new cameras take up all the humans time!
Dachshund Nola

Oskar said...

I hope that you don't all starve!

I was glad to see Whitney, she's very purdy.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

chicamom85 said...

Whitney, you are very lovely and I hope we can be pals.

Puddles, I understand your pain and I am sending provisions with the next mail. I hope you get them soon, please try and make them last as you don't know how long your Mom will be on the ceiling in forgetaboutthedoggysville.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. I wonder what would happen if you took a piddle on the new flashy beast?? Just a thought(giggles)

A MilShelb Mom said...

Oh no! RUN AWAY!!! Come to Columbia. You can get here in NO time! :)
~Milly and Shelby

Sam and Pippen said...

Dearest Puddles...

We hate to tell you this but we don't believe in leaving any cookie crumbs laying around. Mom might vacuum them up and that would be WRONG!

Sam and Pippen

Anny said...

dear Puddle with the s...

i am the thinkings.. you better milk it now before the flashy beast makes its arrival next month. Beclaws.. after March, your mom will be busy with Spring and her new BFF and you and all them black blobs.. i mean your bro and sissy will be forgotten.. at least for another whole month. If you would like, you can come overs and stay with us. You can bring your black blobs as well. We will waits for you at the station.

woofs n licks,
Dommy

who reads manuals anyways... *LOL* well.. unless and if something doesn't click.. then them manual could come in handys.

Will you alls still have money for food?

Sweet William The Scot said...
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Sweet William The Scot said...

Now in reading that pink slip up close it says Nikon D800 Body! A body is a head, neck, torso, two arms and two legs. That Nikon just be having one big eye! Where is the rest of the thing?
Sweet William The Scot

Wyatt said...

Oh boy, new camera...more pictures of Puddles! No worries for you Puddles, you are a regular cover dog centerfold. The camera loves you baby!

Wyatt

The Websters said...

ummm...so, it just occurred to us that you might have a southern accent. Please confirm as it changes everything.

thanks,

Nora

Berts Blog said...

Oh My goodness Puddles, you are so cute that I barely saw the pink slip, even after you kept telling me to look at it and not you.

Nice camera your human got...This is one of those pink slips that is good for all of us...More and More .Pictures of you.....

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh My word Puddles...what a cute post. Since you are obviously very photogenic you must love moms cool new present
Benny & Lily

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, we're going to be seeing lots of you, aren't we Puddles!

Kaunis Nelli said...

My mom just went all green... with envy. And she waved at Whitney (and then realised she is at work... did anybody see her waving at compu screen?)

Unknown said...

Wow, you look great on your shots, I love your new camera :)


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Roo said...

OMD! Mom was just readin about that camera on Gizmag! And droolin til she got dry mouth. Ooo your Mom is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY! WOW! Puddles, if your rations do get reduced for a bit, at least you know how to catch your own food. Oh IDEA! How bout we go huntin together?! Yeah! That would be fun! ;D A hunting we will go A hunting we will go Hi Ho the merry O A hunting we will go! :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Asta said...

Oh my dog Puddles
That is scaiwy
spending evewy cent on a camewa? and abandoning you and youw adowabull sissie Whitney(i did waves, but like you said, she was too shy to wave back) anyways,maybe she could sell bootiful pictoowes of you and get weely wich and buy even mowe tweats and foods fow you than befowe..yes, that's what she should do
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess I think I saw hew float by above my building way ovew hewe in Boo da Pest on hew pink cloud

Minna Krebs said...

My momma likes to "think" her keeps a clean and orderly workspace..............Truth is, her shoved all da extra stuffs on da floor before her took the foto. BOL

Pibble said...

Whitney is soooo cute! And Puddles, you shine so much, I had to put on sunglasses to finish reading this post! Your mom's new camera really captures the beauty in your house!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

It's so nice to see the lovely Whitney. With the new,faster camera your mom should be able to get more photos of Whitney before she can turn away. Bet your own portfolio is going to get 87 times bigger, too. We're looking forward to seeing Puddles in Motion, too.

Jed & Abby