Are you kiddin' me?
Bah!
Can ya'll BELIEVES Sarge gaves ME a ticket?
A ticket furs everything under da sun to be exact
Did ya'll read ALL these charges?
OMD, read 'em!
A ticket furs everything under da sun to be exact
Did ya'll read ALL these charges?
OMD, read 'em!
Excessive use of paw gestures?????
I was only wavin' at da pedestrians...honestly...hehehehe.
Inability to reach pedals????
Are you kiddin'?
Has ya'll seen my legs?
They is purty ain't they?
And then he didn't EVEN has enuff room fur da rest of da charges...WTH?
Alls dat community service would take me likes 87 years to complete and I haves
Aaaaaand, dis is Sarge's idea of a cool red car?
Okays, so it is cool but dat ain't da point.
Does dis looks likes da face of a law breaker?
(Note to self: you is so gawjuss)
Come on...I thinks not.
Come on...I thinks not.
Ahem...cough, cough...well, I may be in fact, guilty of all charges (shhhhhh!)
Not dat I would evers bribe public official or anything but....
Sarge, I will GIVES...
you my neighbors kitteh in exchange furs droppin' ALL charges.
(sorry Minna's mom)
But he not be very social or housebroken.
Okays I'm thinkin' I is gonna needs a lawyer to contest dis ticket.
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Don't furgets to go to dis blog right heres....Mangominster.
Go to da comment section and type in PUDDLES...dats all you has to do.
No needs in reading da post or lookin' at fotos...remember PUDDLES has 2 D's.
Puddles
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Don't furgets to go to dis blog right heres....Mangominster.
Go to da comment section and type in PUDDLES...dats all you has to do.
No needs in reading da post or lookin' at fotos...remember PUDDLES has 2 D's.
Puddles
34 comments:
MOL Puddles someone has your number down for sure and FYI whatever you do don't try bribery!! However, I would contest the charges, your defense is that you are vertically challenged which makes it virtually impossible for you to be your paw to the metal.
Oh and just for the record I don't see a category on that ticket for
'rolled her eyes at me like I was an idiot'!!
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi
No problem Puddles, just run down here and we will keep you safe from having to do all the community service! We will hide you good and serve you lots of Cheetos!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
OMD OMD... PUDLES you did ALL of THAT????????????? Sarge TOLD me that he gave you a LONG ticket butt I had no IDEA HOW LONNNNNNNGGGGGGG.
Girrrrl I think that you need a LAWYER. I just HOPE that he is interested in a New Addition to his pack.. beclaws I do NOT want to have to put that Wig back on.
Oooh, Puddles, you don't want to mess with the law! You'd better pay that soon.
BOL neighbourhood kitty indeed!
OMD Puddles! Did you really do all of that bad stuff? That sure doesn't sound like you at all. I think Sarge has a screw loose this morning. What can we all do to help you fight this ticket? We don't want to see you in jail!!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Puddles, you are one bad a@#! Gorgeous too of course! LOL
BOL! Those are the only charges?! Puddles, I love you like a sister I was separated from at birth, but I think you got off easy!
Bunny
Me nosed it...Me nosed you was gonna get a ticket from Sarge. A pawty wouldn't be a pawty witout da Puddles and hers sh-nan-i-guns! Me didn't notice excess beer in-doxi-nation or will dat charge be comin later?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
I hope Sarge gives you a ticket for UnSupervised Use of POSSUM Fotos!!
(my momma don't have enough Keurig Kcups this morning to sooth her after THAT foto! )
Lucy here..................
Your brazen attempt at Ballot Busting did NOT go unnoticed! I would only suggest to the Voters that they NOT vote for a multi-ticketed criminal with a trash can photo!
PeeS......your recent Avon order has been unavoidably delayed for an indeterminate amount of time.....
I am surprised that you didn't try to offer Sarge one of those Black Cats with the WHITE Back Stripe.
OMD OMD... LUCY REALLY wants to WIN doesn't she. I mean really... Holdin up your Avon Order and all.
So What did you order?? We KNOW it wasn't Blusher... since we recently discovered that you can do THAT on your own.
Probably a HOOOOGE bottle of EXTRA HOLD Furs Spray. THAT we KNOW you need.
We happen to know some excellent lawyers. In fact, I'll tell you right now that ticket was written for someone in a convertible, which obviously is NOT you.
Fight it!
xoxo,
Nora B. Webster
Hey Puddles!
Wow, no hard feelings, right?!? BWAR HAR HAR. I got paw cramps something fierce writing all of this up...I bet that makes you smile! Well, you'll have some company for the community service. Maybe you could (bribe)provide cheetos (no beer in public PLEASE!) to your work crew in exchange for a lighter load! BOL. As for that odd looking cat, I think I'll pass. I have a bunch just like that already. Nice try though.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP and Official Long Arm of The Law.
I thought you might get pulled over last night....you certainly were having a lot of fun! I hope Sarge takes the kitten (?) and this doesn't end up in court.... BTW -- thanks for the dance....you are an excellent dancer....
Oh my, that ticket is not deserved! Hey, I went over there and Puddled!
I have no doubt that you're guilty of all charges, but Sarge isn't a real cop, so don't sweat it.
I would fight the ticket Puddles... especially the 'peeing on road signs' thats just not right, after all what else are they for!
Deccy's Other Mum
It was a wild night!
Dachshund Nola
PLEASE don't Insist on comin to court over this..
I'll give you an 87 Oz. Box of Chocolate Covered Squirrel Tails if you will just pawmise me that.
oh puddles you has made my mommish day and made her smile despite her sadness..
thats why we love you
pibble sugars
the pittie pack
Puddles Puddles Puddles, best you hide out for a while. Grab as much food and drink as you can carry and high tail it for a safe cabinet or under a bed for a week or 2. By then all will be forgotten.
loveys Sasha
p.s. what were you thinking driving like that. I begged you to call a cab
OMG! I hope you're not going to have to sell your fancy schmancy red convertible to pay that ticket, Puddles!
Love ya lots,
Mitch
BOL - you gots a ticket and you can't reach the peddles..
woof _ Tucker
LOL! Love the paw gesture violation!
DUIC? I had to die laughing at that as I "lick" cheeto cheesy goodness from my fingers. Does that mean I am BUIC? Yikes.
I freakin love this posty! Sorry about your ticket tho. I'd fight it if I were you . :)
EEEKKKK!!! Who invited that creature from the black lagoon. Make him go away right now!!!
OK, is he gone?
Sarge missed one important charge ...forcing feeding of cheeseburgers to little old me. There I was, officer, eating my carrots and rice cakes when Miss Puddles made me eat 10 cheeseburgers, 35 chili-cheese fries, 6 chocolate martinis and a bunch of other stuff.
Psst: My mom is kind of mad that I broke my diet last night so just play along. OK?
I knew it was only a matter of time.
Wow, you probably set a record for number of charges on one ticket.
Oh no- are you in the slammer now?
love
tweedles
hahahahahahaah Puddles, I love you. even with your ticket. that ran out of room for charges. absolutely pawesome.
<3
JBenz
OMD !!!!!!!!!!! How can one sweet Pawty Princess reelly do all ovs dat ? Mee finks dat dis must surely bee wrong
Lov
Izzy
xxx
What the what? How could Sarge do something like that!?!? We sure think he'll like your neighbor's kitty!
Elyse and Riley
Your post has been shortlisted for February's Deccy's Excellent Blog Award!
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