Monday, March 12, 2012

Me and Brudder

Ain't dat da most clever post title EVERS?

Well, I just has to tells ya'll what da black hairy blob done to me.

See, we was playin' bitey face, tag, and run-around-mum-and-makes-her-go-splat da udder day (which just hapens to be da bestest game evers by da way).

Dat be me withs da teefers showing.
 I has purty teef doncha think?
I had 'em cleaned durin' da summer and nows they be aaaaaaall sparkly clean and white.
Oh Dat be da big, hairy blob.

Okays now sees.
 He pusheded me under da couch!!!!!!
 Did ya'll sees dat?

Well, I hugified it furs ya'll so you don't has to squint your eyeballs.
Nows look again....

Okays, I didn't exactly mean to makes it dat hugified.
(check out all da grain on dat theres foto)
But did ya sees what he done to me?????

" The kid needs to be put in her place occasionally."

Deep down inside of him he just be jealous cuz I has a blog and him don't...bwhahahaha!

PS: Did ya'll sees my new additions on my sidebar I made?
I especially likes da retro beer one.


Mango said...

He pushed you under the couch? How undignified! You need to tighten up da fences against that black blob dog.


Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

BOL dats funnisome dat him pushed yoo under da couch, sure nuff looks like yoo both hads some funs.
Izzy, Uji n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Puddles I don't even know where to begin so much sisterly abuse!! BUTT there is a positive spin on being pushed under the couch!!! What is it you ask? You trim and fit and limber!! I mean how many other Doxies can easily fit under there....and it is also a good spot to hide next time you want to ambush the blob.
Hugs from your BFFF,

BobbieB said...
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Bobbi said...

LOL! Poor Puddles! Oh, and I like the beer one on the side, but I especially love the one of you and your girl. That is priceless!!
Try to stay away from the brudder... I think he's trying to get rid of you so he can take over your blog.

Lovable Lily said...

Kind of reminds me of the movie Dirty Dancing...

"No one puts Baby in the corner"

Me thinks you need to take care of that little issue and quick too!

Lily Belle

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that's actually really funny! Sorry, but it is. I think it's like a magic you see her, now you don't! BOL. I agree with Madi that this is a great ambush idea!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Casey said...

I think Madi has it right -- use this as an opportunity to scout out a pawfect ambush spot! Oh, and yes, your teefies are all nice and sparkly. I'm highly impressed.

Mr. Pip said...

Grrrr, Rosie has done the same thing to me a couple of times! She is the jealous type, too!

Love the beer badge AND I believe you are right, IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD! So, hand me a beer, we got a lot of world to change ...

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: Just to set the record straight I was not standing on that table to make myself look taller - it was for the composition of the photo. Really, it was!

Peggy Frezon said...

Well I think he does look sorry in the last picture. Are you plotting some sort of revenge?

Autumn said...

Ut oh...wrestles are fun but did you escape? ;-)

Love the blog! I have 7 dogs and always enjoy seeing other furbabies!

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha! Way to go, Albert!
Puddles needs to remember that you 'strong silent' types can be tricky. Next, you will be putting her in da crate, and locking da door!

Minna Krebs said...

I'm so jealous of your new badges.......are any fur sale....or fur steal?

You may be aware that I am in da process of redesigning my blog. (and it is a slooooow process). I could use some new artswork..or design tips.

The Heartbeats said...

Lawd!! The carnage!


Brian said...

WOW, I didn't know your Brudder was so pushy!!!

Bassetmomma said...

Do you think he was just trying to shut you up? Just sayin'!

harrispen said...

I think Madi hit it on the nose. That would be a great place to hide and ambush anyone! You could even fall asleep under there and give your momma a huge scare because she would think she lost you. Sort of like shutting you in a closet.


KB said...

Oh Puddles, did you scream when he pushed you under the couch? How did you get out? I remember when you got lost in the closet and we didn't hear from you for months. Thank goodness that didn't happen again.

Poor Albert. You say such mean things about him... I can't say that I blame him for pushing you under the couch :)

Love the beer badge!

What Remains Now said...

As much as I love you, Miss Puddles, I can't fault Albert. I'm thinking he may have had justification.

Remington said...

You got pushed under the couch! That is not nice.... I love your new! Thank you so much for the positive thoughts while I was ill this past weekend! I appreciated it!

GOOSE said...

First things first...FOUR paws up and a tail too for the beer badge.
Shoved, pushed, bulldozed under the couch!!!! Oh no puddles oh on. I can only hope you found some Cheetos under there.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD.... Albert put you under the couch. I am stunned. I guess you need to have him look at your blog more often.. fur him to improve his respect.

Now those side bar thingys are really GRRREAT.. butt I am still into your new header pic.. It reminds me of Patrick Jane .. the MENTALIST.. I'm even thinkin of callin you SIMONE Baker. I girrrlified his furst name.. just fur you!!
Puddles SIMONE Baker. Yep it fits... NOW.. I'm gettin SLEEPY VERY SLEEPY....((((())))))

Erin T said...

bwahahahaha that's almost as funny as my*cough*ot*cough*her getting stuck under mom's dresser cause he fell off his bed!

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

Love the retro beer ad, even if I don't drink :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Holy Crap! You's lets him get away wit dis? Oh well, at least you doesn't have a brudder who always jumps on your back and makes you take painkiller pills fur a week like me's do!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oops. Are you sure he pushed you? Deliberately?

We like your sidebar. If you're a Doxie blogger and some are Sibe bloggers and some are Meezer bloggers, what are we, vegetable soup?


Hey Puddles,
I love your sweet energy. Let me tell ya a secret: I particularly loves small doggies like you. You and me? Well, we'd have a game and a half. You can even invite Brudder along.

Nola said...

How dare he! The blog looks great!
Dachshund Nola

Anonymous said...

Gosh Miss Puddles, I can't believe your very own brudder pushed you under the couch! But I bet it was fun playing together!



Anonymous said...

I bet your Mum just ooohed and aaahed over him after he pushed you under the couch since she just looooves her little Albert blob, right?? ;)

I love your "Executive Director" signature there! Classy!

Elyse and Riley

chicamom85 said...

I don't think I want a sister anymore. Puddles please don't teach her too much more stuff for a while, she is gonna get too smart and you might wake up in a cabinet under the sink. I love your sidebar pictures. Mommy especially likes the beer one.

Loveys Sasha

houndstooth said...

Doxie Blogger? Wait a minute! If you're going to be a redheaded Greyhound, stand tall and proud! :P

I can't believe that anyone could push you under the couch! I have a little brother now, though, and I understand how dastardly brothers can be, although Kuster seems to really love me. But he's a wild man when we play, and I give it right back to him so he doesn't get crazy ideas -- like pushing me under the couch!


Cole said...

Oh nos!!! I can't believe he pushed you under the couch. You must have been winning at the latest round of bitey face!

I lurve your new buttons, and your new signature too! Your mom should do blog design for a living! Or does she, and I've just been living under a rock?

Gloria Hood said...

Well! That sure was not nice for the brudder to do! Can you maybe do the same thing back to him? Loves the beer pic and your girl!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

scotsmad said...

We can't believe he DARED to push you under the couch. This calls for some revenge thinkin'.

We might try the 'splat' game with HER. Mostly we play bitey face VERY close to HER ankles...heeheehee

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

Love the beer poster.

Bruschi said...

Oh my! I seen it with my own puggle eyes! He DID push you right under the couch! Goodness gracious!
Things get violent at your place! BOL!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

And then look at Albert there, looking all innocent and such while you are squished under the sofa!! We think maybe you need to go on a vacation and come visit us.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh dear MS Puddles, We Beaglebratz wunder if u iz ok? Our couch won't let us du that butt we du chase an'growl an'du tug-o-warz sumtimez. You better b careful an'tellz your brudder tu cool hiz jetz a bit.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Hannalei said...

hilarious! ;)

Macintosh Mitch said...

You need to put your paw down on that brudder of yours, Puddles. He's out of control!

Love ya lots,

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Puddles, you wozn't drinking any beer rite around the time of the unner the couch incident, woz you? Woofing about beer, you know that beer can tree I found on my hike last week? I plucked that can of beer fur you. I think mebbe Frankie Furter, with his green paw, can tell you how to sprout it and you can grow your own like his Milk Bone tree. Then you won't care if'n you gets shoved unner the couch.

rottrover said...

Puddles, you have weirdly HUGE paws in your beer ad. You didn't handle bees right before your foto shoot did you?? OK... Also, are you sure you didn't scamper under the couch and Albert tried to pull you our by your hind leg?? EEEK!!!

-Bart and Ruby

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Puddles!1 Mommy said she can't believe that Albert woild have done that to you on purpose. Course she says Weenjie never does anything bad but I know betrera.

Love the beer badge on your sidebar.


Tweedles -- that's me said...

At least you got out from under the couch after you were stuffed under it! Wow- was it a tight squeeze?
I love your beer badge- it makes me thirsty!

jen said...

LMAO! Your brudder cracks me up! I can't believe he pushed you under the friggin couch! That is hilarious! It's even more funny that your Mom got it on camera!!!

Kaunis Nelli said...

Brotherly love ❤, there are many ways to show it.

Anonymous said...

I can't believes he pushed you under the couch like that! At least it was caught by the camera so you haves proof that sometimes Brudder Albert isn't all angel-fied and stuff. Lucky for me, I don't think I would fit if Brudder Ranger tried to push me under the couch.

And YAY for beer! I always knew it was gonna save the world!

Wiggles & Wags,

The Websters said...

7 day weekends are the way to go. We're guarding the house today though. Boo

Also, I think that's Puddles abuse. You need to turn him in.



Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Pushing under the couch.....may have to try that one here. We are sorry that happened to you Puddles.

We love the retro beer!

Hound Girl said...

Umm your the queen!! You need to make sure your sweet blob brudder knows this fact!!!