Friday, March 16, 2012

My Sissy Gonna Have Surgery

I has GOTS to be Blogville's WORST at comin' up with titles!
And  dis was NOT EVEN da post I hads worked so looooong and hard on.

To those of you dat be new to my bloggie or just don't remembers da story of my sissy Whitney AKA: Little Momma around my house...hers came to live heres when her was eight years old afters her retired from havin' tona and tons of babies. And believe me, hers came with tons of baggage, nasty teefers, and a mammary tumor.
You can read it heres if you is interested.

So yeppers you guessed it...dis here post be bouts Whitney.

But dis is ME, I hads to stick my foto in somewheres...duh.

My sissy Whitney be havin' an "emergency" dental dis mornin' cuz hers has a grodified abcessed toofer, which hers has been on anibionics fors, and since hers has a big heart like Pip (but his be biggers cuz sissy really ain't dat nice) it be very important to gets dis taken cares of pronto.
Don't worry, I explained da surgical procedure to Sissy Whitney
I telled hers they was gonna slap hers up on a cold, hard, metal table...


...and sticks a big honking needle in hers and makes her go to sleepy town.

But I not tells hers bouts da tools they use.
Ya'll wanna sees a foto of 'em?
Dis what they use in dentals ya know.
Yea, I didn't wanna overly freak hers out.
See, I good sissy.

And I really hates to ask but....
could you send some good vibes to either me furs havin' to put up withs my neaurotic mum during dis surgery or could you send some to my Sissy so dat hers will come through dis all peachy? Dat would be nice. Ooooor, you coulds send some to my kerazy mum cuz her does has her fruit of da looms in a bunch and in a twist and lop sided and howevers else they could possibly be.overs dis surgery cuz of Whitney's heart condition and hers has to has da Sleepy Town drugs.

(Nows I personally feels likes Whitney will be fine, da only problem hers gonna haves is being seperated from da kerazy lady.)

Sorry I ain't done yet...
I also wanna wish my brudder and sissy a HAPPY BIRFDAY (tommorow) they gonna be 10 years old.
(Sissy's birfday really be in August but we celebrate it with Albert's cuz "da man" told us they was from da same litter but they really wasn't...but they DO still has da same pawrents.)
Nows if ya'll be thinkin it odd mum did da surgery da day befores Whitney's birfday...it ain't nuttin likes her done to Albert...her hads his boy parts taken away ON his birfday. I kid ya'll not.

Dis is Blob 1...Brudder Albert

Dis be Blob 2...Sissy Whitney

Wells, how on earth did dis upload again?
Hmmmmm, I wonders. Silly Blogger.
Just don't wants ya'll to furgets dat dis be my blog.

Puuuuuuulease fur da love of beer and cheetos and cheeseburgers carry on with your humorous comments cuz da Puddles mum could use 'em. I am totally fine withs dis surgical, I am not panicking...I am not panicking.

Okays, now I done!


49 comments:

Charlene and Storm said...

sending lots and lots of luck to sissy whitney xxx
you will always be my number 1 puddles you little cutey bum you xxxxxxxxxxx
have a nice weekend x

Bassetmomma said...

We are sending lots of positive vibes for Whitney, Puddles! I'm sure she will be fine so tell your Momma not to worry too much although I know it's hard. Gee, her and Albert both get to celebrate their B-day's on St. Paddy's Day! I guess if Whitney is still recovering you'll have to step in and party for her! Just sayin'....

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Poor Mommy!!~ Our Mommy gets freaked out about everything. She says she will keep Whitney next to heart all day. We love all of you but Mommy says Whitney is special. Miommyn said she loves thst picture of her.

{{{huggies}}}}....Mona

Dexter said...

I, for one, am glad that we got a double dose of your lovely face. I also appreciated the educational photo of what is going to happen with Whitney. Good luck to all of you. Will be thinking of you.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lovable Lily said...

Well for Cheetos sake Puddles! After reading your post this morning I think I would much rather suffer in pain then go thru all of that. And the tools that the dentist uses, FORGET IT! Mommy took one look at those, ran screaming out of the room and locked herself in the closet. Mommy HATES dentists and you nearly scared her to death. I'm happy that you didn't show that picture to Whitney 'cuz she would be hidin' too.

We will be sending Whitney the Power of the Paw for a great outcome.

I hope that your Mommy can relax a little 'cuz we just know everything will be OK.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

What Remains Now said...

Sending Whitney smooches and best healing wishes. I hope you have a great St. Paddy's Day!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Oh, Puddles, you know we always love to see your beautiful self on the blog, but this pic of Whitney is just so sweet - we love her too. All paws crossed for her surgery to go super duper well and for Mom to be OK too. Please them both some snooter smoochies from all of us.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Declan said...

Puddles! You are one evil puppy, but we loves ya. Sending full size greyhound vibes to Whitney - and don't you try and nick them! The picture of the op. theatre is very emmm.. evocative. Have you considered submitting to Guggenheim? Hehe! Deccy x

Ruby and Penny said...

Sending many, many feel good vibes Sissy's way.
Hugs to all.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - Happy Birtday to Albert & Whitney.

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles! Happy Birthday to the blobs! We are praying for her and sending lots of love!

Licks,
Ruthie

Pippen said...

Our Paws are crossed and sending good thoughts to Whitney!

Sam and Pippen

houndstooth said...

She stole his boy parts on his BIRTHDAY? My dog, does the woman have no soul? Did she have them made into a furry little purse, too? Poor Albert!

As for Whitney, hopefully this will just get her ouchy tooth out of the way and then she can enjoy her birthday cake tomorrow! There is going to be cake, isn't there? Wait! Cake! Save some for me!

Bunny

P.S. Dad says to come up here and he'll give you a thorough evaluation so you can decided which part of SAR you want to do!

houndstooth said...

She stole his boy parts on his BIRTHDAY? My dog, does the woman have no soul? Did she have them made into a furry little purse, too? Poor Albert!

As for Whitney, hopefully this will just get her ouchy tooth out of the way and then she can enjoy her birthday cake tomorrow! There is going to be cake, isn't there? Wait! Cake! Save some for me!

Bunny

P.S. Dad says to come up here and he'll give you a thorough evaluation so you can decided which part of SAR you want to do!

Linda said...

sending lots of Irish luck to ya'all
Happy B Day too.
♥ Cinnamon

Brian's Home Blog said...

We are sending our best healing purrs to sweet Whitney and hope and pray all goes well. Happy Birthday to Albert and Whitney too!

The Daily Pip said...

GOOD VIBES coming Whitney's way! I just know she will be absolutely FINE!!! We big-hearted pups stick together and are STRONG!!

Now, about those tools ...are those really what they use? There's talk of another dental for me in the future, but now I am not so sure I will go willingly ...those tools look awfully scary!

Your pal, Pip

The Daily Pip said...

P.S: What time does the party start? I figure your mom will be busy at the vet with Whitney. I can fly down with the burgers and beer anytime!

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm sending healing vibes to Whitney and tranquilizer vibes to your Mom! BOL. How in the world did you get that black fuzzy caterpillar thing to lay on that table so you could draw its pix?!? Or was that a scarf or something from that crazy Lady Gaga peep's wardrobe? Scary either way.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

GOOSE said...

Paws crossed and held up in prayer for your sissy. It is one of two of our main focus today.
Focus #2 is how to turn Cheetos green for the party tonight.
Let me know how sissy's surgery turns out. Maybe her doctor can do the same thing for my MOM. Remember I knocked her tooth loose last week. Yea it's still hanging on by one nerve. Maybe you can watch the Doc then I could bring MOM over and you can do the procedure. I'll bring the Cheetos and beer (That's what they use for the sleep drug right?).
Maybe your mom could just not wear the fruit of the loom. That way there will be no bunching.
Blessings,
Goose

jen said...

Of course we are sending Whitney hugs prayers and hugs and kisses!
I hope everything goes well for dental surgery! (i know it will)
maybe you should do something to keep your Mom from worrying about her, like grab her a bud light from the fridge:)

Happy Birthday to Albert and Whitney:)

The Heartbeats said...

Puddles- u gonna be drinkin' da green beer tomorrow? I think we'll be enjoying the Irish-ness of Mamma's heritage tomorrow so we'll think of you on every sip!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Matilda the Boxer said...

Wow, your sissy and mine have a lot in common! She had lots of babies and came to us in rotten shape too. And once she went to the v-e-t and had fourteen teeth pulled!! If she can get through that, Whitney's surgery should be a breeze! Give your mom some snuggles for me and tell her it will be okay.

Happy early birthday to Albert and Whitney! St. Patrick's Day is a grreat birthday! Will there be green beer with your cake?

Unknown said...

NEVER has my momma been cracking ups laughing so much at da fotos......her had to try THREE times to get past the Furst one (the illustrative of you and the giant catepillar.....I mean Whitney)

I keeps tellin her ...."Get a Grip, lady". This is serious informations bout Whitney.....quit with da laughing and snorting. Sigh

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH MY DAWG... I don't EVEN know where to start. Let's see..
FURST get out the PAWTY decorations.. We will all come and help you put them up so they will be all ready fur when Whitney gets home.
HAPPY BIRFDAY times TWO!! I'm tawkin MAJOR PAWTY here.
Poor Whitney.. I am so very much sorry about her havin to have the toof stealin surgery thingy... ON HER BIRFDAY, no less.
I love it that you did such a GRRRREAT job of splainin the surgery stuffs to her.. and very much CONSIDERATE of you NOT to show her those teef tools!! THOSE thingys would even scare ALLRED and he isn't scared of ANYTHINGY.
I'm gettin Ernie ready to head down your way fur the Surprise Pawty... we will be on the look out fur some nice BIRFDAY pressies... along the road.

Unknown said...

NEVER has my momma been cracking ups laughing so much at da fotos......her had to try THREE times to get past the Furst one (the illustrative of you and the giant catepillar.....I mean Whitney)

I keeps tellin her ...."Get a Grip, lady". This is serious informations bout Whitney.....quit with da laughing and snorting. Sigh

Scooter said...

Puddles,
that was so nice of you not to tell her about the tools. You are just way cool of a sis to do that!! If she ever complains bout you, just remind her of this situation. Paws crossed for her here and I know how crazy these moms can get so sending scottie vibes to you too Puddles!!

wags
JAzzi

Unknown said...

Now, that my momma has calmed down......we want to wish Miss Whitney well, during her tooth surgical. Maybe you should gives you mom a beer or two, to keep her calm this morning. Oh, and put da Bono music on really loud for her to fantasize..I mean listen to. That should take her mind off da worrying

(and WTH with my earlier comment? How comes it posted before and after Frankie?)

Remington said...
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Remington said...

Sorry for the delete....I can't spell today.... Whitney is in our thoughts and prayers....please let us know how things go....Beth would freak out if that was me! (you probably saw that when I just had a upset tummy last weekend....) Happy 10th Birthday to Albert and Whitney! I hope she is well enough for cake! AND it will be St. Patrick's Day! Are you going to drink green beer -- just thought I would ask....ha ha! Enjoy!

My Mind's Eye said...

Hey Puddles...sorry we are late...it is Mom's fault. She and Dad go out to breakfast every Friday morning.

Anyways..we must certainly are purring hard for Whitney and for you and Albert for having to keep your Mum calm. That is a very hard job I'm sure.

It was very nice of you to comfort Whitney by telling her exactly what she could expect today. It is no you Mum was on pins and needles.
Hugs from your BFFF
Madi
PS I'll be sure relay on your comfort next time I have medical procedures. MOL
Madi

Unknown said...

WOW! I sure will have my paws crossed and say some prayers for your Sissy and your Mom! Thanks for letting us know about this. Tell Mom to have some Irish Creme, maybe you too!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Now how do one serious weenie dog (me) send out some serious good vibes and crossed paws and all dat stuffs fur you Sissy when you has me all cracked up??? Really, Puddles! Dis be some serious stuffs and me is sending da good vibes...dey jus haves a wittle giggle attached to dem. Give da giggles to your Mum!

Millie and Walter said...

Positive thoughts and vibes to Miss Whitney for a successful surgery and speedy recovery. I can sympathize with your mom as all of us moms get real nervous whenever any of our fur babies have surgery. Just have her start early on the party booze and it will help to relax her. Just make sure someone else drives to pick Whitney up from the vet.

Cindy

Dachshund Nola said...

Sending prayers and 16 paws crossed (the cats dont count)
Dachshund Nola

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are sending tons of purrs for Whiteny to come thru her dental purrfectly fine!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Of course all of us here at Team Beaglebratz r sendin'our prayerz an'healin'vibes tu all of u. An'Shiloh had one of them cleanin'teeferz dun butt no teefz were pulled out. Shasta iz still waitin'fer herz so u really didn't NEED tu show them pikchurz - now mom will NEVER b able tu git her tu the vet agin.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Beans4Biscuits said...

We are sending TONS of good vibes to Whitney. Our moose is trying to concentrate so he can send extra and I am afraids his empty head might 'splode!

Uncle Freddy had 2 super GROSS toofs removed when he was 10 yrs old and had an enlarged heart (mebbe thats why he is so...ummm...extra) and he came through it great- so we believe Whitney will do even better! She may even be going to the same V-e-t (Ross?).

Don't worry too much Puddles 'cause Whitney will be extra-fine....besides too much worrying might give yous a wrinkle!

Sugar the Who

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles we came back to see if there was a Whitney update...and OMC...we forgot to wish Whitney and Albert a very happy 10th barkday.
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi and Mom

Mollie said...

I hope all went well today! Keep us posted...I'll have to call you later and tell you about Belle's MRI tomorrow - of her brain, of all things! Ugh. She's having some funky head pain and numbness...ruling out the yucky stuff, hopefully...I'll call ya....

The Websters said...

Ok, we are sooooooooooo late posting. I'm sure she's out and all is well but please give an update already!

In order to make you feel better, please come on over tonight for THE HUNT! We will break into the neighbors back yard and get that opossum.

THEN, we can all feast on rodent instead of canned potato soup.

yeah? YEAH!

xoxo,

Nora

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Soooo sorry wee is lates postin, wee sure nuff sendin lotsa healin vibes n pawsitive forts to sissy Whitney, to mads Moms n to yoo Miss Puddles
Lovs
Izzy, Uji n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Molly the Airedale said...

My paws are crossed and I'm sending tons of AireZen Whitney's way!

Love ya lots,
Mitch

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Sending some healing purrrrrrrs...

Two French Bulldogs said...

all our feets are crossed for Whitney. But please don't show her the tools
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

Due to time difference I'm late in this... but I'm sending you a big wave of good vibes cause I believe your beautiful sissy made it and is now recovering speedily.

A MilShelb Mom said...

Good luck to your sister and happy birthday to Whitney and Albert!
~Milly and shelby

pibble said...

Well, first, Blob 1 and Blob 2 are most gorgeous little pups! You really should share the spotlight more often with them. WHAT?! Did I just say that? You should ban me from posting every again...

Ms. Whitney will be just fine, I'm sure of it. Actually, once that nasty toothy is gone, she'll be even better. So you might want to watch out. She'll have more energy to chase you, get in the way of your photo shoots, poke mom for more blog coverage... Uh, oh...

Anonymous said...

How rude of your Mum for having the surgery the day before Whitney's birthday! Speaking of birthdays, Riley's is today! She's 3, so 21 in dog years and now officially old enough to drink beer! :)

Elyse and Riley

Unknown said...

Oh I am so glad that Whitney did great through her surgery. I was holding my breath while reading until I saw the next post - wheew. Happy Birthday to the duo :)