Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I Finally looks Smart?

What a stoopid title!
I must gets da kerazy Lady to work on my titles, dat is da only thing her be required to do on da blog and hers not doin' such a hot job withs 'em.

Does ya'll knows my furiend Nora B. Webster?
 If ya'll don't then you must go meet her like right nows cuz da girl is freakin' hilarious.
Jump, hop, skip, whatevers floats your fancy in gettin' theres go do it.

Wells see, Nora's Master wears these cool white glasses dat makes him look full of da smarticals...
Pretend Master and da Real Master (Aka: Nora)

 ..and I has been beggin' and pleadin' askin' very nicely to borrow them so I could looks smarter but apparently he can't sees withouts them so he won't gives 'em up...(ahem, LAME excuse if you ask me).Nope he won't EVEN gives them up furs da Puddles.

And no, I has absolutely no clue why her calls him MASTER...bwhahahahaha...
...hoomans be so funny thinkin' they control us.

Anways, wells as my crappy squirrel snot luck dat has been bestowed upon my house finally turned GOOD furs a change.
cuz as my luck would has it...I gotted me a package in da mail from anudder one of my super furiends, Jazzi. Ya'll all should knows Jazzi I thinks.
It was a door prize I wonned at her birfday pawty.
Dat Jazzi sures knew exactly what I needed furs my life to be complete...sigh.
Ya'll wants to sees what hers sent to me?

Okays makey real good and sures ya'll is prepared...
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BOOYA!

I gots MY VERY OWN GLASSES!

nows I can look all smart likes Nora's Master...
 ...he gonna be all jealous of me nows and be all wantin' to borrows my glasses.
I will have to lets him down very gently though.
I hopes he ain't gonna be too sad.

Thank you so much Jazzi furs da glasses and thank you Nora furs lettin' me steal your foto.

Puddles...wearin' my readin' glasses

66 comments:

Mango said...

Puddles, you know we're pals, right? And we can be honest with each other without worrying about bodily harm, right?

You look like a FOOL! There, I said it. I think that Jazzi set you up. Most likely in cahoots with your crazy human.

Slobbers,
Mango

Madi and Mom said...

Morning sunshine!!
We do know Nora and Master and Mrs. Master. Nora is quite the huntress too. Did you learn your skills from her? Her Master (that always cracks me up 'cause we all know who the master is) does wear some cool specks.

MOL MOL MOL Puddles,
Oh my Cats those are about the hippiest(is that a word) shades I have ever seen. ....and girlfriend you wear them with style. Should Master asked to borrow them just tell him 'too bad, so sad' they are staying in SC with Puddles Duddles Rainwater.

Hugs from your bfff,
Madi
PS Mom's make is streaked A G A I N

georgia little pea said...

I LOVE those glasses, Puddles! They're so stoopid, they're cool. Can you see okay with them? I never get fun stuff like that because I am A Serious and Fearsome PigDog. Sometimes, I think it might be quite nice to be little and cute. Only sometimes, mind you. Have a great day! :) x

Asta said...

Puddles
I nevew doubted how smawt yoo awe even wifout those soopew glasses, but I must admit, they awe pawsome and now yoo look like a geen yoos
He's going to be sooooo jelly
Smoochie kisses
Asta

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hey Puudles!! I most say those are some really strange looking eyeballs on your new glasses but for somehow it works on you.

Di you ever come over and see the other Puddles?

How are Albert & Whitney? Mommy hs been thinking about them.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

K9 Katastrophie said...

Glasses? What glasses? Isn't that you natural look? Heehee! Just Kidding!

Licks,
Snuggle Bug

Amber DaWeenie said...

OOOOOH...dey is really neat. Do da eyeballs pop out and go BOOOING???

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, you are kidding us all ~ right?? You're such a silly, silly girl. Don't you know you should ONLY be wearing those after eating Cheetos and drinking some beers.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha


Bwahahahaha


Bwahahahaha

Gloria Hood said...

I'm sorry, but they really don't do you justice my friend. You should have neon pink with rhinestones! If I come across any, I will surely send them to you! Ok gotta go meet your friend!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Uji, Izzy + Ziggy said...

Ohhh Pudds dems is most skeryfyin, yoo woods looks sooo much bettersome in diamond framed spek-tickles yoo knows

Lov
Izzy Bee
xxxxxxx

Kaunis Nelli said...

Oh my, my mom is laughing so much that I may have to call 911... where's the phone...

Molly The Wally said...

Cool glasses , I want some!!!!
Best wishes Molly

houndstooth said...

Oh, those glasses are awesome! You are one doxie with moxie, Miss Puddles. You'd better hide those in a safe place or someone is going to try to steal them!

Bunny

~Shelle said...

Hahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Shelle, Milo and Dixie

The Websters said...

Oh PUDDLES! You just made Mrs. Master spit her granola all over the computer! Now she has tears running down her face from all the laughing!

I can't WAIT to show Master when he gets home from work. He is going to be SO JEALOUS!

I'll let you know what he says.

Anyway, you do look so so smart! What are you going to read today?

Nora

Sam and Pippen said...

We just don't know... had you been drinking beer before putting on those glasses? Your eyes are all bloodshot... you might want to do something about that before you wear them again.

Sam and Pippen

Casey said...

You always set the fashions, Puddles! Now everyone's going to want glasses just like yours. Momma has glasses that she won't let me wear, but she said she's going to use a laser this summer and won't need them anymore. Maybe she'll let me have them then, and I can look as smart as you!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PROFESSOR PUDDLES... You look more smarticles than THAT OTHER Albert Guy... not to be confused with YOUR Albert. You know who I mean Albert Einstein. He is the one who could add One Deaded Ground Hog and One Deaded Rat and get... SUPPER
1 DGH + 1 DR= YUM

I DO know Nora and Mr. & Mrs. Master. I LOVE Nora. She is a RIOT.

Mr. Pip said...

One question, can you see out of those things? I think I will stick with my beer goggles (which I borrowed from you).

I don't know Nora and will pop right over there and say hello.

Your pal, Pip

Bassetmomma said...

Holy Geez!!! I ;thought my heart was going to jump our of my chest there! You scared the c@&p out of me! I mean....you sure do look pretty and smart with those on. brrr!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Nora's master does look smart wearing those glasses.... But take it from someone who actually wears these things. Being smart has nothing to do with having glasses!! Because, Puddles, you are smart!! I am serious!! ;op
I cannot stop laughing at that picture of you wearing your new glasses, though.... Hee, hee, hee.... ;-}
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose my Beautifully Unique "Mystery Dog"!!

Bobbi said...

Haha.. Puddles, I can almost see your 'Puddles stare' underneath them glasses and it is FUNNY!!

GOOSE said...

I already knew you were a smart as*... You didn't need glasses for that. But you do look good in them. And I noticed something that might be very helpful. It seems that they have a bloodshot look to them. So if you partake in to many Cheetos and a few to many beers (as if that is possible). You can say, "Huh? What are you talking about? My eyes are just fine, it's just my new glasses." Blessings,
Goose

Jazzi said...

Aw....Puddles, dont listen to all those nay sayers!! You look spectacular in them and looks like you have 87 bazillion tons of smarticals!! That guy will be beggin...I say beggin...to have you let him wear them, you just wait and see!!!

Wags
jazzi

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles, Thanks so much for the laugh this morning. I mean I wasn't laughing at how smart you look in those way cool glasses. It is just your story telling that makes me laugh. Yeah that's the ticket. The story made me laugh.

Cindy

Patrice and Higgins said...

Wow, you look so crazy...errr, I mean super cool!! BOL!!!

~Higgins

Brian said...

Oh Puddles, I just giggled up my kibble!

Cole said...

Hahahaha! You do look good in glasses, Puddles! So smaht. :-)

Declan said...

Puddles mate is that really you? I can't get over it... what a transformation... you almost look as smart as I am! Everybody will be wanting a pair of those glasses, I so wish I'd have included them on my birthday list!

Hound Girl said...

Here is what I thought about when reading this post:

Im too sexy for my glasses, too sexy for my glasses I cant even see. hehehe ya know the im too sexy for my shirt song.

Remington said...

Great glasses, Miss Puddles!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

My Dog!! Has your IQ just risen by 100? We are sure it has because you are now as smart as Master and twice as cool (although we must admit, he has very cool glasses.)
See you in university.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles I meant to tell you something funnies! My Grampy has started to call me Puddles! You know why? Cuz I make puddles all over the house!

BOL!
Snuggle Bug

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, those glasses are the very bestest we have ever seen. That Jazzi is too nice to send them to you. Mom laughed so hard, she fell off the chair and that was not pretty.Hope you have one heck of a day. We are so glad you are smart again with the glasses on. Take care.

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, those glasses are the very bestest we have ever seen. That Jazzi is too nice to send them to you. Mom laughed so hard, she fell off the chair and that was not pretty.Hope you have one heck of a day. We are so glad you are smart again with the glasses on. Take care.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Ummmmm Miss Puddles - we Beaglebratz r honest tu - at leest we try. We hazta b truthfull here tho - we iz just not real shure 'boutz theze new-fangled speckz u haz. Ya'know in a way, they fit who u iz an'all BUTT that bein'sed - we think the jury iz still on the gate - the jury iz still out. We mean they r kinda kerazy lookin'BUTT u say your mom iz the kerazy person BUTT theze glassez r sorta kerazy lookin'an they WUZ fur u so duz that mean u iz kerazy like your mom? Just wunderin'boutz this.

Doodle Boy'n Wiggle Butt
(Shiloh'n Shasta)

jen said...

Puddles you look so smart in your new glasses, but your eyeballs look like mine after a night of having too many beers!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Puddles, those glasses just scream intelligence!

What Remains Now said...

The glasses sure make an impression; I'll say that.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Hmmm. I've been pondering your foto for a few minutes, and I've finally decided that those glasses are SO you! I mean, I can't imagine anyone else wearing them, and they are SO PERFECT for you. You look pawsome!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Elyse and Riley said...

OMD!!! Those glasses are HIGH-larious!! We ALL know who the REAL master is...right?? ;) ;)

Elyse and Riley

Kari in Vegas said...

Those are some AWESOME glasses

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Mitch and Molly said...

You look so studious, Puddles! We love your new look!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

The Websters said...

Ok, Master wants to know if they're prescription and if they are he's wanting to trade.

Nora

A MilShelb Mom said...

BRILLIANT! You look pawsatively BRILLIANT!
~Milly and Shelby

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

First of all, we can't stop cracking up over Mango's comment, and then we think you need to take up Master on his offer for the trade:) BOL

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Lorenza said...

Hmmm..... errrr..... ahem.... what could I say....
Your new glasses are.... interesting...
I guess I'd save some money to get ones like those of the master....
Haaaaa!
You are adorable!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Nola said...

Um, I kinda agree with Mango BOL! You manage to pull it off though
Nola

Two French Bulldogs said...

forget those white glasses you look much smarter
Benny & Lily

Berts Blog said...

Oh Miss pUddles you look so much better in your glasses than I look in the ones I am wearing today.

You really can pull it off in style.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Puddles you look so cool in those glasses! Does the world look better through them?
love
tweedles

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, totally coool my sweet Puddlepaladelic! Be careful if you have to dead anything cause you might get blood on them.

Loveys Sasha

Roo said...

Welcome Back Puddles! Now about those glasses 8O! What do you see through those little tiny pinholes? Hope they don't give you a myopic viewpoint Hardy Har Har oh HA! K, got control of myself again...woops lost it again...Bahhhahahahahhaha! ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Thanks for killin the Rat.

Zona said...

BOL... Your "reading" glasses look more like X-RAY vision glasses!!!

Wags,
Zona

Chicco said...

Oh my dog!!! I want your fashion glasses!!!!
Have a nice weekend.
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Peggy Frezon said...

Oh my dog! YOu sure do look smarter than ever. Although you do look a bit bloodshot...were you up too late Puddles?

rottrover said...

Dear Miss Puddles,

Guess what!!! I deaded a rat!! Yeppers, Tuesday night. And I brought it into the bedroom and started crunching away. The B*tch took it away from me!!! I know YOU wouldn't have let that happen. Aren't your proud of me?? I know I'm part doxie!!

-Ruby

Ruby said...

Puddles,

Thanks soooo much for stopping by and saying 'hello'! I, too, am not too 'girly', I haven't been lucky enough to catch any critters yet ( I almost got a rat, but mean mom said 'no', and I had to drop it, humph!).
Drop by again soon!

Ruby

The Websters said...

You don't even KNOW how jealous he is. He's all surfin' the internet seeing where he can get some of those glasses for himself.

I told him he should have shared with you.

Anyway, are we ever gonna see that rat you got?

Nora

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, you must be really working your brain hard now, your eyes are all buldged and red!
Jazz A Rita is one fabo furiend and she musta known you needed those new specs. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge A Licious

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

You are makin' such a fashion statement for sure! I think you look just luverly, smart too!

Yours,
Max

PeeS Mom is not havin' a good day today so Maggie Mae and me is takin' real good care of her. :(

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well, if looking at you in those glasses doesn't persuade your pawrents that you need a LONG, relaxing vacation with LOTS of pampering, we don't know what will.

Jed & Abby

Oskar said...

Puddles, tell the truth, aren't those really your beer goggles??

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Posie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Actually in pain,that picture is priceless, think Posie wants2add it to her Saturday sweetie post just so she can c it all the time hahahaha! Love, posies mam xxx

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

MY DOG PUDDLES. You scared...I mean surprised us there. Uhm, I might want to suggest you tone the glasses down a tad, they seem a bit too garish. But then again its your choice. bol!

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