Friday, May 11, 2012

My Strange Addiction


I has a strange addiction.
Okays, well i has many strange addictions
but, today I is only talkin' bouts one addiction in particular
cuz I don't has nuff time to go overs ALL my 84573847 addictions.


Sees, I be addicted to...

 SHAVIN' CREAM!!!!!

I just can't gets enuffs of it.

I HAS TO HAS IT!

Da only 12 step program furs me is da 12 steps I is
gonna takes to gets to my creamy goodness.

I will even jump in da bafftub to gets my fix...with no water though...
...udderwise da water would makes me melt and turn me into a puddle...hehehehe.
(And anudder reason it be good to has strong calf and butt muskels...check them glutes out)

Luckily fur me da kerazy lady is clumsy and drops da can makin' it explode fur me...
and her be totally braindead and often times furgets da shaving cream in da bafftub makin' it easy access to me. What an awesome mum I has.



OMD...it's so GOOD...lip smackin' delish!
"Oh hiya mum...um, i was cleanin da bafftub cuz SOMEBUDDY gots paw prints everwheres."

Yea, I always gets busted cuz I nevers can seem to gets outta da bafftub in a timely fashion.

Does ya'll has any strange addictions?
Or am I da only one?


And I has no idea why my pikture went all to da side eithers.

Puddles

70 comments:

Ann Oon said...

My cow have many many many many addictions.. as much as yous :) so its normal.

Ann Oon said...

wows.. i can't believes i am the first fella here to comments.. wow.. it must be my luckies day. i see my cow goings out now to buy her some shaving cream. You just got my cow a new addiction.

woofs n licks,
DOmmy

Posie said...

AAaaaw Puddles, dat is grimm, dusn't eet tashte awwll synfetik n pukey?! Dus yoo guyz nutt haz any good bakerys wherre yoo is frum!? heeheehee I fink its very funny fo dat yoo cliymb up speshul fur it, and tone upp yoor gloots fur eet! heehee! Wun owf ma favrit fings dat I liyke to gett, iz when I get brusherd in da gardenn n den mummer/dadder emptiees da brush n if eet iz windy awll da haiir blowws awaay in a lump beforrs day can katch itt n iz LOOVE to chasey it rownd da gardin till Iz catcher itt then I run rownd n rownd wiv ma hair in ma mouth - mummer says itts disgustern n Izll get hairballs butt Iz love it! heehee! love pdorg xox

Logan Maggie said...

Aweeeeee! You're so cute!

The only thing we're addicted to is love, and lots and lots of treats! And kisses, we need kisses.

~Shelle said...

Ok... I knews you were weird, Girl, but nows you've confirmed it. Only reason I can think of to eat shaving cream is if you have a hairy belly and are trying to get it off.

Maybe that is it... you are trying to give yourself a good trimming up for summer. No tan lines???

Guess its better than what our mum does. She waxes. I always wondered why she had all these candles around the house. I guess she lights them, and poof her hairy legs go bye bye. Maybe your mum can try that instead?!?

Oks, we gotta go outside. Our Uncle Bill and Aunt Darlene are coming in next weekend and we have to help mum clean up the backyard (and pretty much everything that doesn't move out of her way).

Hugs!
Milo and Dixie

~Shelle said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! We just read your comment!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

She had JUST got that song out of her head, now you PUT IT BACK IN!!! ROFLMAOMG!!!!! You are killin' us!!!!!!!!


Milo and Dixie-Doodle

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puddles, I don't think I have any addictions unless you count roadkill and garbage. I am quite well balanced that way. Have a great weekend! :) x

Declan said...

Weirdo!

But then I would kill for a can of deodorant, so who am
i to talk.....
Deccy x

Minna Krebs said...

Shaving Veranda, huh.

Okay........you take da cake on this one! I got no words .......BOL

Minna Krebs said...

Well, Good Grief! ^ ^^^^^^^^^ (above comment)

Why would stoopid spell correct change my Shaving Cream to Shaving Veranda?? Sigh

Sam and Pippen said...

The only strange addiction we have is reading your bloggie... butt we can't ALL be perfect!

Sam and Pippen

houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, Puddles, my big addiction is licking Mom's yogurt cup after she eats her breakfast. I think your mom should be glad that you're so helpful around the house!

Bunny

Gloria Hood said...

Well......do you want any razors to go along with that shaving cream?
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that is supremely weird fur sure! If you're going to go for the foamy stuff, might I suggest canned whipped cream instead. Much tastier. Of course all of that pales in comparison to a good sweaty stinky sneaker! BOL ahem.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL! I not has an addiction like that!

Licks,
Ruthie

harrispen said...

Puddles, I just wanted to let you know that you are not alone. We used to have a German Shepherd dog that would love to lick her daddy's face to help him clean up any stray shaving cream when he was done. Sometimes she would even beg for him to squirt a blob out just so she could lick it!

Cindy

Patrice and Higgins said...

I have never tried moms shaving cream before....maybe I will have to give it a lick! Right now, my passion still lies with coffee...if mom or dad leave their cup on the kitchen table or the coffee table it's fair game to me!! BOL!

~Higgins

GOOSE said...

Oh I have a few addictions. But I'd have to say my number one addiction is.... YOU! Not in a creepy stalking kind of way, but in a I go in to convolutions, cry like a baby, walk in circles kind of way, if I can't have my Puddles fix. Those gluts are looking good. Just one more reason that you are my addiction.
Blessings,
Goose

Erika, Blair and crew said...

Uhh Puddles since I am a professional tub sitting, I would have to say that no, your addiction is not normal!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles!!!
That is absolutely too funny! OMD you do have one finely tone Doxie body. Mom was wondering how in the world a vertically challenged Doxie could get out of the tub...but I explained getting in was the most important. Do tell me the flavor of shavin' cream you recommend and does it come with fiber?
TY and hugs your BFFF
Madi

Casey said...

Shaving cream? Really? Um... no. Yuck.

KB said...

I see, so Albert left pawprints in the tub, and you're cleaning them with shaving cream and your tongue. It's a perfect alibi!

Lots of strange addictions around here. At this time of year, K's most obvious one is biting the heads off of the wild crocuses and eating them...

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, ah..is it for the alcohol that might be in it? Maybe your mom could get you a can of whipped cream and put a little topping on your food. I'm sure your Surgeon General would frown on ingesting (my dad taught me that word) shaving cream. Besides it might make your hairs fall out! Yikes.

Brian said...

Well, it does look like whipped cream! I am adicted to brushing!

BordoggyTerrier said...

Ah Puddles my friend, a fine choice of addiction I do concur, my particular weakness being for Daphne the cat's food - well she eats mine, I gotta be polite and reciprocate! When that is in short supply I can be mainly spotted diving in to a used tissue, normally discarded by Little2Legs when they are poorly, or a used baby wipe, I find after the kids have been cleaned, one of those leaves a lovely scent about a Bordoggy's hairy face, I try to roll in them and everything! can highly recommend it! - off to the bathroom in search of Shaving Cream now, don't want to be missing out, not if it can make me as smooth as your silky skin! - love Barnie x

What Remains Now said...

Freedom's addicted to her hedgehog (aka her binky). Casper is addicted to laying on beds that are already occupied by Freedom or Nikki (the girls HATE this). I'm not going to say what Nikki is addicted to because it doesn't cast her in a very good light...and she's a really sweet girl.

Amber DaWeenie said...

UhOh....me has one very very bad addiction to..uh....FOOD! EDIBLES...EVEN UNEDIBLES! Anyting dat will goes in my tummy is fair game!

Declan said...

Anyway Pudds mate, I forgot to say.... Are you trying to suggest my Other Mum has a beard...Huh?! Deccy x

The Websters said...

I'm with Sarge...whipped cream all the way.

I like to eat Master's soap though. Don't tell him. I don't think he knows it's me who takes it.

Nora

Corbin said...

As long as you're not obsessed with the razor, I guess this is okay.
-Corbin
PS. are you sure you're birthday isn't May 28th?

Marg said...

Well we hate to say this Puddles, but that is kind of a funny addiction to have, in fact it is hysterical. So it really is tasty??
Mom's tests were just perfect. No cancer. Whoooo Hoooooo. Just really bad arthritis and bone degenerate disease but she can live with that. I need to start writing your Mom emails Puddles. Hope all of you have a great week end.

rottrover said...

Nope!, Nuttin'. We're just perfect citizens. Nothin' strange effur happens at our house. Effur.

-Bart and Ruby

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Hmmmmm, Puddles that is an odd addiction, but we don't love you any less because of it!

We don't have any odd addictions that we are aware of. No funky food ones, no strange toys we purrfur to play with. We don't get into the human litterbox room stuff. Hmmmmmmm.......maybe something will show up later!

Oskar said...

Puddles, you almost look *gasp* ashamed in that last picture.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OK... I TRIED... I REALLY did TRY Not to comment on this.. butt BUTT BUTT I just couldn't help myself so here goes..

I gotta ask this...
After you eat up a bunch of that shaving cream... do you FART BUBBLES?

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

That is truly the strangest addiction we have ever heard of.
Bet you have very pretty breath though.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Nola said...

Bwahaha! I LOVE to eat the soap bubbles when I gets a bath
Nola

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, that last pic is hilarious, but you reall need to work on hiding the guilt:)

Have a super weekend.


Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

chicamom85 said...

Wow those are some tight butt cheeks my sweet pal. Are you doing "puddlaties"? Let me know if you have any advice, I don't want mine to start sagging. I do have a strange addiction to my sisters lip balm. I go crazy for it and she gets real mad at me sometimes. I especially like "burts bees champagne" that is the best. I think I will try shaving cream just to give it a fair test.

Loveys Sasha

Mitch and Molly said...

We've never tasted shavin' cream before, Puddles. Is it anything liked whipped cream? It must be really yummy if you're addicted to it!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Sweet William The Scot said...

I have heard of getting high from Liquid Soap but I have not heard of gettin high on Shavin Cream! I was wonderin about the PH level of the Shavin Cream. Maybe if it forms a bubble in your stomach you may rise up and the Kerazy lady will have to pull you down from the ceiling.
Sweet William The Scot

Bassetmomma said...

Uh....Puddles....you've got issues! LOL!

Lorenza said...

That sure is a strange addiction!
I hope there is a rehab program that helps you with that!
Ooops!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Remington said...

Does football count?

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Puddles!
Gosh- you are so silly! Shaving cream- what are you thinkking? Its not whipping cream!
love
tweedles

Jazzi said...

That was funny Puddles. I have never been around the stuff. I may have to check on this if it as good as you say!!

wags
Jazzi

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Puddles, your are as cute as ever! We love your pics, you are so stretchy!
We are a bit worried that your addictions could make you sick!
Martha is addicted to eating paper, especially anything pushed through the letter box. We have now had to put a tray to catch the letters and stop her eating them!
We haven't tried shaving foam!
Thank you so much for dropping by to visit us very absent bassets.
We appreciate it.
Much love
Martha & Bailey xxx

jen said...

Your addicted to shaving cream? yuck! I guess that is better than being addicted to rocks!
Tell your mom, Happy Mother's Day!

ABBY said...

oooohhhhnoeeesss I has no addictions...hehehe...nnnnnoooo I don't Momma. Wait what do yoo mean I has a nip addiction. I can take it or leaf it. I can. Well....sorta...well...maybees.
OH HECK Puddles I got me a catnip addiction. I needs halp.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

Bwhahaha! Oh puddles you crazy canine. We can understand some addictions, but SHAVING FOAM!?

What flavour is it? if it is berry flavour then maybe we can understand. But be careful, you are what you eat and you might end up bald!!!

Bol!

Slobbers

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We like to lick the body lotion mama wears, and we don't even have to slide around in the bathtub to get it. We just lick it right off of mama's feet & legs. Sometimes we take turns and sometimes we double team her. We also eat paper, especially Abby. We don't count normal stuff like foodables and grass or other plants. Of course we eat those. We're dogs.

Jed & Abby

Raelyn said...

Oh my goodness, Puddles!! Shaving cream is bad for your health!! You must get help.... Now!! ;-O
My addiction would be sugar. Rose's? Food!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Bobbi said...

What? You actually jump into the bathtub on your own? Aren't you afraid someone might turn on the water and like... soap you down??! All I can say is, you must be addicted to take that chance. But honestly Puddles, I wouldn't jump in the bathtub for a whole bag of Oreo cookies. uh uh! Wouldn't take the chance. You are one brave pup! Gracie.

Mango said...

Puddles! I have been trying to get my words to go to the side of my pictures and you made it happen like magic.

In any case, your buttocks is indeed shapely and firm. I think that your mom should appreciate all the work you do to keep your figure and not be so fussy about the shaving cream.

Slobbers,
Mango

Kari in Vegas said...

my pups prefer to stay mum about their addictions

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Roo said...

Shaving cream??? Puddles, that is not a substitute for whipped cream! :O
You clean house? Not! I'm thinkin ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Piappies World said...

Oh noes, Puddles! Are you getting yourself into trouble once again?! We have not tried after shave so we guess that we could not judge.

You sure know how to find happiness in little things in life! Paws up from the Piappies!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & Forgie

Mr. Pip said...

I am back and now you are gone! What up with that!!! I will have to go back to talking to my imaginary friend (she could be your twin, see my post) until you get back. She is OK, but not much of a drinker. Sigh ...

Your pal, Pip

~Shelle said...

Bwahahahaha... perhaps you should use a PAYPHONE to find someone to fix your computer

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Shelle

Peggy Frezon said...

Shaving cream? Does it really TASTE good? hmmm maybe you should try whipped cream instead, I think that would taste better. Anyway, it's better than Kelly's weird addiction I think, lately she's started to eat dirt. weirdo!

Roo said...

Hi ya Puddles,

Heard your puter caught a virus. Bummer that is! Don't know what antivirus software you use butt Mom uses Webroot and it has kept us safe in the most scariest internet places ;)

Hope your puter gets better soon :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Posie said...

heehee puddles, will yoo hurry backkk we missis yooo, is yoor compyootir nott bettir yet!? Yoo need to chekk owt ma laytest posty when yoo get back, da wun cawlld 'ma awuurd!!' yeah eets troo, love pdorg xox

A MilShelb Mom said...

Your addiction goes with mine (Shelby's)!! I am addicted to licking the shower when Mom gets out of the shower. She says that now she lets the water run a few seconds more to make sure there's no soap. I'll tell ya, though... water just tastes better on the shower floor!
~Shelby

Wyatt said...

Puddles you are a "SPECIAL" dog..BOL.
I have never tried shaving cream...does it taste like beer?

Wyatt

Chicco said...

You know, i'm addicted in eating treats!! :)
Have a nice day, dear friend.
Woof, woof,

Chicco

The Websters said...

Puddles, we heard that you got some shaving cream in your computer and it made it sick with a virus.

Just letting you know that we hope it can get fixed soon and that we miss you.

Nora and Boris (not to be confused with my middle name, Bora)

Enid said...

Hi It's Enid.
I does really like your blog and I understands your addiction's very well, I has many strange things like you, such as...
scrounging at the table for FOOD and poking my nose in the bin and chasing the CAT. so not that bad!!!
Enid x

Berts Blog said...

Ah addictions. I always figured you for an addict of one kind or another.

Love
Bert

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Ewwww, Puddles, dussn't that shaving cream taste like flowahs and stuffs, BLECH!

Oskar said...

Girl I thought about you last night when I deaded a vishous possum!

Whoo-hoo, we is critter killers.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar