Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A Pressie from some SLY DOGS

Today I is gonna tells you bouts sumptin my mailman brung.
Well sees, he brung me a package last monday, 
da very day I hads my severe allergic reaction...remembers da one one wheres my life flashed befores me?
Yea, dat one.

Wells da kerazy lady wouldn't lets me open til da next day until da lighting was betters.
Seriously, are you effin' kiddin' me?
Well guess what? Da lighting still sucked da next day...bwhahahaha.

Anyways,movin' along....
 "MMMMMMMM...what does we has here?"
(dats Brudder Albert's big head if you was wonderin')

I wasn't really expectin' nuttin to be delivered to my house since I hads da credit card cut off...
you knows, da whole internet shoppin' can really get a girl in trubles.

 "Mum, put dis box on da table fur my glamour shot"

 " How does I look?"

So then afters an eternity I finally gotted to open my box and I just nearly died laughin'

"Bwhahahahahaha...Oh my dog, I can't BELIEVES dis"

See, awhile back Higgins had a contest to win a BIG whoppin' bag of these little bear treats
and I just loves them bear treats BUT, I not win.
No sirre bob I did not.

And guess what?
Yep, them little short legged, hairy dogs had them bears sent to ME!!!!!!!
They felted all kinds of sorries fur me withs my butt problems and then dog gone if I didn't
actually get them da day I hads my reaction.
Nows dats what I calls good timin'.

 "One fells out, I gets it"

Unfortunately da kerazy lady not gets a real pikture of my ginormous bag 
but you can sees it right above.
Can you sees it?
I even shared withs da blobs cuz mum made me I is so nice dat way.
 "Very delightful indeed"

Dat would be Albert in da above foto.
And heres Sissy, her takes her treats to anudder place to eats 'em.
And I tells you who they is cuz they looks alike....
even though mum says they don't...yea, says da lady dat put da wrong dog in da crate.

"What a tasty treat this is...please thank them for me."

So theres my preesie I gotted in da mail.
Thank you to Higgins, Frankie, and Ernie furs bein' such sly dogs and 
planning all dis to makes me feels all betters.

Ya'll is super duper furiends.
THANK YOU so much!
I was definitely surprised!

My BFF Mayzie is in Collie-rado wheres there be fires so puuuuulease send out some good vibes to her and everybuddy else theres.
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Here is a list of da Olympic Event Dates in case ya'll needs.

JULY 27 Opening  CEREMONY AND PARADE OF ATHLETES  
JULY 28... WINDOW NOSE ART  AND  SWIMMING

JULY 29   CRAZY SLEEPING SINGLES   AND SYNCH. SLEEPERS AND BOUNCING... NARRATIVE REQ.

JULY 30  CROSS NEIGHBORHOOD WALKABOUT  AND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN   AND  BEACH BALL

JULY 31  GYMNASTICS  AND COUCH POTATO PEELING

AUG 1    TONGUE CURLING AND CRITTER STALKING AND DISCUS/FRISBEE

AUG 2  STICKS AND POLE JUMPING

AUG 3  MARATHON CHEWING AND DIGGING (MEEEEEE)

AUG 4 TUNEFUL FARTING  AND KEEP AWAY

AUG 5  EQUESTRIAN AND CAMERA AVOIDANCE TAI KWON DO

AUG 6  SYNC. PEEING AND   DE-STUFFING

AUG 7 FREE STYLE ZOOMIES   AND ROACHING & ROLLING

AUG 8 SQUIRREL HURDLES   AND DRAW YOUR PEEP(S) AND SNACK SACK RACE

AUG 9 BOXING   AND EXTREME WEATHER SPORTS

AUG 10 TURBO TRACK   AND SNOOPENDOUS SniffAthon

AUG 11 THE GREAT TENNISBALL TOURNAMENT    AND    BATHTUB WRESTLING

AUG 12  CLOSING CEREMONY

57 comments:

Gloria Hood said...

You sure got some nice friends to do that! Lucky you!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD I'm FURST in PUDDLESWorld???

Higgins and I had some grrrreat fun in makin that surprise fur you. We though it would cheer you up after your near deaded experiences.

Now who is this MEEEEEEEEE pawson who has dared STEAL the Digging event from PUDDLES DUDDLES BARREL BUTT?
that needs Major Correction

Bassetmomma said...

How nice are those guys! You are one lucky girl Puddles and it's so nice of you to share with the blob! LOL!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Well Squirrel Snot... I thought I could type faster than that and would be FURST... I got beat out... I hope this doesn't set the Pace fur my OLYMPIC experience. BAH

PeeS.. Have you noticed that when I scheduled the events... I put Deccys up and had it Followed by KEEP AWAY...???? Geeeee I am BRILLIANT sometimes...

Pee PEE S... NOW I get it... you are using one of your MANY alias' fur the Digging..
OK... thanks MEEEEEEE (Wink Wink) fur putting up the schedule.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You asked about scoot and scootch
I got this from my DACHSHUND DICTIONARY
Scootch = getting really close by PUSHING your butt over

SCOOT= what you do when your butt itches.
they were both on Page.. #87 if you are lookin fur them.

right close to Sniffin Stuffies and Snot Smears

Madi and Mom said...

OMD Puddles
Kudos to the Sly dogs for pulling one over on you! It is a cold day in June when someone surprises....

OMC Mom just saw 'squirrel snot' on Frankie's comment...she cracked up and lost her train of thought. The old broad can only do one ting at a time.

....you. I'm purrty sure if you had been feeling 100% like yourself they would never have been able to full you.

Thankfully I did not perish while I waited for my foodables yesterday but I did sit by mom this morning with my head on her wrist waiting for her to miss her mouth......she is stingy with her cheerios.
Hugs from your BFFF
Madi

Asta said...

Puddles
If yooo evew doubted(I know you didn't) what a popoolaw giwwwl you awe, and what fabooloos fwiendses Fwankie and Ewnie and Higgings awe, well, wondew no mowe..that bag is ginowmoos and fwom the polite wesponses of youw bwuffuw and sissie,, I bet they awe Deeeelishuss. I am cwossing my paws fow all the hoomans and fuwwkids in Colowaddy,
smoochie kisses
ASTA

BordoggyTerrier said...

A strange box arrived at my home today, but Daddy2Legs pulled it apart and used it to put his paint on for decorating - I am going wrong somewhere here - !! Love Barnie x

Marg said...

Wow Puddles, that sure was nice of that Frankie and Ernie to send you those nice treats and you even shared them with your roomies.
The olympics look terrific. We have had the human out practicing digging. She is trying to get the dogs to dig.
We have checked on Mayzie and so far they are all right. You have a great day.

What Remains Now said...

What a great present! I think it's awesome that you shared with Albert and Whitney. The way you were going after that stray snack, I was wondering. Did your mom make you share?

Lovable Lily said...

What great furends indeed! The treats sure do look yummy.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds,

How come you're always getting gifts? You don't think they're like bribes for the Olympics do you?

BTW, My Typist says you're incorrigible and a bad influence for all your ideas on how to use gas, especially to blow up The Cone. She's so touchy. Personally, I think you're a genius.

Hooroo and huggles X

Casey said...

What grreat friends Frankie and Ernie are!

Declan said...

You sure are one lucky short greyhound Pudds mate! Might need a cold beer to wash those bears down! Deccy x

jen said...

How nice of your friends to give you their prize! You have some very special friends Puddles!

Patrice and Higgins said...

TeeHee!! I was so excited to be such a big part of a secret mission to suprise you!!! Frankie & Ernie are the bestest!! So glad that you loves them!!!

~Higgins

GOOSE said...

Puddles you have the very best of friends. And geeze I didn't get ya nothin'. Don't I look foolish. I have been practicing my diggin'. MOM says I have been practicing to much. But she just doesn't understand my dedication to this very important sport.
Blessings,
Goose

Beans4Biscuits said...

Yous got a great gift! Helps make up for the rump-of-itchin. My brother Butter read this and thoughts he could get some of those butt-healing bears iffin he scooted around on the floor this morning. Instead he gots a butt-splinter! BOL-serves him right!

Sugar the Who

harrispen said...

Those boys (Frankie and Ernie) are always so thoughtful. I can't believe they gave up such a huge bag of treats! They must really like you...but then who doesn't?

Cindy

houndstooth said...

Frankie and Ernie are nice like that! I'm not surprised they sent you those bears. I hope you're feeling much better now, too!

Bunny

Corbin said...

Presents? Does that mean it's your birthday?
-Corbin

The Websters said...

Oh wow! What luck to get that on the day you were so so so so sick.

You need to store those bears AWAY from your brother or sister. No need to share.

Nora

Ruby and Penny said...

Frank & Ernie are to sweet to send the little bear treats to you.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - can we copy your event listing for our post. Let us know.

Amber DaWeenie said...

You is one lucky weenie! Me hopes da Momma lets you have all da tweets you want!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, looks like F-n-E got all sneaky and put one over on you! That's so fun. I bet those treats are delish. Enjoy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sankissjuice said...

That was definitely a real professional glamour shot. You even looked like you got your tummy tucked in. Haha.

I agree with the credit card thingy.

Enjoy your pressies.

I'll be back,
Sankissjuice

Brian said...

That is so exciting to get treats in the mail!

Molly The Wally said...

Hi Puddles , we've been training hard and we have done a special marathon chewing for you but you'll have to wait and see.
Best wishes Molly

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

What a great present!!!!! Enjoy!

We is purring and praying for Colorado. That is Meowms home state!

Bobbi said...

NICE FRIENDS!! Awe Puddles... I'm glad your feeling better. I'm going to have to read some of your older posts to catch up. I'm supposed to be on bloggy break but I missed you so much... just checking in. this olympics lineup looks like good times!

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, wow that's alot of treats. Maybe share some with the other kids. You have really nice friends.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Aww, how nice of them to think of you. See - even allergic reactions can have a happy ending, ha!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

Awe, Puddles, you have the bestest friends! Treaties are the best gifts, especially when your not expecting them! Kudos!

Heeheehee ~ 'squirrel snot' ~ love it. Very funny FF&E

Kisses,

Ruby

Jan's Funny Farm said...

How neat is that, Frankie and Ernie gave up their prize for you. And you shared with your siblings.

Hope you are feeling much better.

Cole said...

Aww, Frankie is so nice! And you're such a good girl for sharing your treats!

Mitch and Molly said...

awwwwwww - you've got the bestest friends, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

ABBY said...

Puddles dem is sum of dee bestest efur pixchurs I has seed of yoo!
We fink yoo got a grate pakage!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

scotsmad said...

What a great surprise. Now if you want to pass some along for luck. We know three dogs who'd love some.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You is looking mahvelous, gurlfurrend, no poofy puffies or nuttin. Guess that V-E-T did a pritty good job with you. I has been able to sneak in some digging practice. Can my furrend Chuckie the groundhog enter, too? You should see how he can dig, WOWSER! I is sure he learned from studying MY digging tekneek.

Tucker said...

THey are from me too!


nah just kiddin' i would have kept them for myself.

woof - TUcker

Nola said...

BOL oh those boys!
Nola

♥ Sallie said...

How awesome!

Can't wait for the olympics!

Hugs,

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Very nice of Frankie and Ernie to share - they are very good friends to you.

The fires are so awful. We too have all our paws crossed for all those in the path of the fire.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Jazzi said...

That Frankie and Ernie are just the bestest!! Glad that you finally got to opne the box and Enjoy my friend.

wags
Jazzi

Two French Bulldogs said...

We thought Frankie was in the box
Benny & Lily

Tweedles -- that's me said...

What cool friends you have to send those treats to you! I bet they were sooo yummy!
Oh yes.. we are keeping our paws crossed for all of those being chased by the fires too
love
tweedles

Kaunis Nelli said...

You really have good friends to send you treats.

But... I nearly choked on my coffee for one word: Collie-rado... you have such a way with the words.

Shelle Pennington said...

Wow!! What a nice treat, especially after you'd been feeling so very bad :(

Your mom needs to call my mom sometime after the holiday and tell me all the crazyy stuff going on in PuddleWorld.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Bailey Be Good! said...

OOh, looks like you got some great stuffz!

Happy Thursday woofs & huggies! <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Oskar said...

Dude, that's a great surprise! Frankie & Ernie sure are sneaky!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, you are one sweet and lucky pal. That was pretty cool that you got those snacks. For what you went through, you deserved them girlfriend. You had me so scared I nearly pooped(oops well actually I did poop shhhhhhh). I am so glad you are ok and now you have yummy snacks to celebrate with and you even shared, you crazy girl. I did like seeing pictures of Albert and Whitney, its fun to see them sometimes. Not as much as seeing you of course! Please stay healthy now and don't get bit or attacked or stung or anything cause, well, I love you.

Loveys Sasha

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles ~ Since you only gave your brudder and sissy one each and kept the rest for yourself you better not eat them all at once or you will have problems with your pooper! You will be getting the finger again!
Thanks for being a friend.
Sweet William The Scot

KB said...

What great friends! Now, don't eat them all at once or you will have a "barrel butt" like Frankie said.

Your cerazy mom takes great photos of you. Does that fancy camera have a "Puddles" setting?

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Rose here. Well, wasn't that thoughtful of them? The best kind of "get well" gifts are treats!! Chant with me now: Food, food, food, food, food, food, food!!
~Rose

Wyatt said...

A big box of little bear shaped cookies?
I want that! How nice of Mayor Frankie and his little bro!

Wyatt

Shelle Pennington said...

Miss Puddles,
-Beclaws Newby Lurves You So Much- We have given you an award!!! Come check out the postie!

http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/2012/06/very-inspiring-blogger-award.html

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Pibble said...

You are such a lucky girl, Puddles. AND you shared! Well, mom made you share, but you didn't seem to argue too much. We're very proud of you!